/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6656137
Hot sauce

Blue

Neither, I just eat them with the buffalo sauce.

>>6656137
Ranch. Blue is acceptable but ranch taste better

>>6656137
Bleu cheese like a motherfucker.

FYI: Motherfuckers like bleu cheese.

>le Joey Diaz meme

Bet you think smoking pot is a fucking religious highly-existential experience too, Rogan-dicksucker

>>6656181
>bleu cheese
kek.

I usually get both because I like variety and am not a poorfag.

>>6656181
>bleu cheese
Do you mean fromage bleu? Or perhaps blue cheese?

dry ranch run, flash fried, buffalo sauce, finished on grill, blue cheese dip

>>6656608
Whatever the fuck. I grew up on the border with intermingled languages. Get over it.

>>6656615
Fuck off. Franglais is almost as annoying as Spanglish, and this is coming from someone who speaks both Spanish and English.

>>6656619
ill bet you fumar the cock too huh esse

>>6656137
Ranch, but I don't usually dip my wings.

But I like to debone them for dipping.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRcOY-PvOC8

Fuck I want wings but I'm broke. I thought chicken wings were supposed to be cheap as fuck nigger food.

>>6656812
They were and then wings got extremely popular. Chicken wings are now the most expensive part of the bird.

>>6656847
Goddamn cucks appropriating cultures.

>>6656847
What would be the best way to take chicken legs and make them wing-like?

I don't dip hot wings in anything because I am not 6 years old.

>>6656812
nigga you dumb as fuck

yo simple ass better roll on and get some leg quarters

>>6656774

>>6656872
Do those deep fry well?

>>6656872
WHOA

WAIT A MINUTE

STOP

YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU CAN GET CHICKEN

FOR 3.7 CENTS

A MOTHER FUCKING OUNCE?

what asshole part of the country do you live in with chicken that cheap

>>6656872
>Sambo finds keyboard; attempts communication.

>>6656876
>what asshole part of the country do you live in with chicken that cheap

meat in bulk is cheaper than buying it in smaller quantities it is the most basic economic concept possible

>>6656873
>>6656774

>They eat their wings like savages.

>>6656875
They are the leg and thigh, still attached to each other. Separate them and they deep fry perfectly fine.

>>6656873
>>6656880
>how to eat a chicken wing like a god damn pansy-ass faggot boy

>>6656872
Is there any meat on those bones?

>>6656884

I usually just swallow the chicken wing whole like I am a snake/Rottweiler.

>>6656884
>not eating like a feral savage means you are a pansyfag.

All of the meat comes off so you aren't gnawing at a bone like some nigger cannibal in the congo.

>>6656895
>All of the meat comes off so you aren't gnawing at a bone like some nigger cannibal in the congo.

Eat the bone with the wing you fucking pussy.

>>6656895
I bet you pee sitting down.

>>6656898
Only if I'm taking a shit, it's more efficient that way.

>>6656897
fuck off Jamal.

>>6656897

What is the hottest wing sauce you can get at the store?

>>6656137
Blue cheese with wasabi mixed in.

>>6656881
>legs and thighs
>chicken wings

how about a fat sack of NO.

Blue always... I hate ranch I can't understand why anyone likes it st all.

>>6657672

why don't you go fry up the wing of a chicken and see how it goes down bub

>>6656907
>>6656911
>implying Asians haven't mastered chicken eating

>ranch even being an option

>>6656900
>not taking a shit while standing up and pissing to be even more efficient

>people prefer moldy cheese over buttermilk sauce

>>6657745
Perfectly, you mong.

>>6656934

Very Hot

>>6657777

>holy qualudes

>>6656137
People that choose blue cheese over ranch should be gassed.

Why was this thread brought into existence?
Why does this thread still exist?

>>6657786
bill pls

>>6656137
blue cheese obviously. ranch is a pleb tier, fatty mgoo sauce for assholes that require it for every meal. the only people i have honestly choose ranch for anything have either been pleb ass salad dressing users or just plain fatasses. blue cheese compliments the hot wing better.

>>6657805
disregard this, he is a huge faggot

>>6656880
you do this, you are probably the asshole that inspects his weed, rolls a nice joint from a deconstructed cigar, then smokes rather than just buy a pipe.

>>6656168
>Neither, I just eat them with the buffalo sauce

This....dear god this. Why do people look at me like I'm fucking crazy cause I don't eat my wings covered in salad dressing.

>people actually unironically like Blue Cheese.

>>6656137
If you're not dipping your wings in butter you're not doing it right.

>>6656179
>>6656601
>>6656774
>>6657769
>>6657805

These people are all faggots. Like, buttfucking, turdchomping faggots.

Ranch is for absolute human trash, reserved for salads made with iceberg lettuce out of typical midwesterner households where the inhabitants can't stop fucking their cousins and can't leave their house without a specially modified Rascal scooter to support their weight.

>>6657672
bland breast man detected

>>6657729
I also dislike ranch. I recently saw a bag of potato chips with a jar of ranch pictured as a suggested dip. Dipping fat in more fat. Gresham gravy we call it because only trashy dirtbags like it, and they like it on everything.

>people dip their wings in white stuff to make it not as hot
If you can't handle the heat you shouldn't be eating hot wings anyway.

>>6657864
I'm with you.

>>6656137
>bone in

enjoy being a faggot.

>>6657943
Are you fucking retarded?

>>6657977

>muh tendies

>>6657996
What are tendies? It sounds sexual.

>>6658005

>>6658005
>>6657996
>Tendy
I'm going to get my boyfriend to call me that in bed from now on.

Blue Cheese with wings or go fuck your mother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFOGVZ4FgrQ

>>6658018

It's like Ted Bundy but all at the same time

>>6656137
I used to like ranch but then I looked down and had hair on my nuts so now I eat my wings with blue cheese, but only if it's the kind with chunks of actual cheese in it. If it's the watery shit then I eat my wings bare.

>>6658005
Cutespeak for tenders, which the civilized call chicken strips.

>>6657929
>Caring this much about a condiment

Get a life

>>6658072

>caring enough to reply

>>6657929

Holy fuck if your asshole is that itchy go wipe more and calm down and then come back to post

>>6658080

>he can't stop replying
>he's literally obsessed

>>6656137
Have any of you ever tried Caesar salad dressing on wings? It's the fucking best.

>>6658110
thats the most flyover thing I've ever read.

>>6658111
The fuck does that mean?

Why the fuck do people need shit like ranch or blue cheese or celery to eat fucking wings?
Are they really that hot you need something to stop your mouth from burning?

>>6657777
good god those look amazing right now.
nice quads btw

>>6656137
I wonder how buffalo wings dipped in yum yum sauce would be like?

Ranch

blue cheese tastes like shit

>>6657958
>Can't taste more than 1 flavor at a time.

Chicken with just ranch and chicken with only buffalo sauce are not as good as chicken with both

People are pussies. I like wings straight without any dipping sauces. I find dipping sauces ruin the flavour of the wing.

>>6658141
Don't worry about it. It's just a meme.

>>6658111
Then you weren't here the day someone suggested dressing pasta and chicken breast with Caesar dressing.

It's blue cheese with wings or fuck ya motha

i just bought 4 lbs of chicken wings, how should i cook them up?

With heat

>saucing your wings that have already been sauced

are your taste buds that numb fatty?

>>6656137
You guys want to make some God Tier Buffalo wings?

Follow this motherfucking recipe, it is motherfucking good, and the woman showing you how to do it is funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw

>>6658473
i knew it was gonna be that video before i checked.

You guys want to make some God Tier Buffalo wings?

Follow this motherfucking recipe, it is motherfucking good, and the woman showing you how to do it is funny to boot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw

>>6658477
Sorry, made a double post by mistake, and wanted to only delete one but deleted both, haha.

>>6657929

>>6657929

>>6657929
>These people are all faggots. Like, buttfucking, turdchomping faggots.
>Ranch is for absolute human trash, reserved for salads made with iceberg lettuce out of typical midwesterner households where the inhabitants can't stop fucking their cousins and can't leave their house without a specially modified Rascal scooter to support their weight.


Best post on /ck/ in quite a while
SIR I Salute you
These lousy faggots are very out of hand

>>6658496
is ranch the ketchup of salad dressings?

>>6658500
Green Godess is so much better.

>They dip their wings

Blue cheese for lyfe, but i never dip my wings in it, I just like it with my celery/carrots.

mango habanero

Why are wings such a meme in the US? They used to be a waste product (or at least the meat was used in processed goods). Don't really see the appeal of a small amount of meat & quite a lot of bone.

>>6658825
Hey, I distinctly remember that I heard wings were one of the shittiest parts of the chicken and that breasts were the preferred part. Some kind of shit before the WWII period. I'm drunk so I can't type anymore.

>>6658872
That would be the breasts, chicken breast is lousy, it's dry and not very flavorful. The thigh is the best because it is tender moist and juicy.

>>6658825
If wings were waste then it was since the expectations put upon chickens were different. You wanted the biggest parts of the bird for a proper dinner back in the day. We are more of a snacking society now.

>>6656137
neither. if the sauce can't stand on it's own, i don't fucking want it.

>>6656619
Spanglish is pretty useful in many American restaurant kitchens tho...

>>6658883
Thigh is better in most dishes, but breast works in some specific instances. Thighs should be your default choice though

Blue Cheese and Ranch are pleb-tier

>>6659586
Cake icing is patrician.

>>6656137
Unrelated note, use sirriacha sauce instead of what ever hot sauce you have been using when you make wings. You will never go back

>>6659729
Unless you hate Asian spice blends.

>>6659738

Sriracha is Jalapeno peppers, sugar, and garlic. The name might imply Asian but those flavors are very generic--they aren't Asian specific at all.

>>6659747
It still has a distinct Asian flavor which unless you like Asian you won't like it.

>>6657864
Because Americans are fucking stupid when it comes to cuisine. Note that I am not calling American Cuisine stupid, but the average amerifat is fucking dumb when it comes to eating good tasting food

>>6656934
I haven't tried very many but blairs death rain is not bad.

their habanero chips are really tastey. excellent smokey habanero flavour.

>>6659779
nah they put sriacha in pizza parlors and mexican restaurants now.

>>6659798
you're retarded for eating that in the first place

>eats ranch on wings
>you're a cocksucka

>>6659808
First no one eats in a "pizza parlor" Second just because they put it on the table doesn't mean most patrons use it. Red crushed peppers are associated with pizza but few use it. Only a select millennial niche regularly use meme sauce for anything.

>>6659828
I always put crushed red.pepper on my pizza its delicious.

>>6659895
I tend not to add things to my pizza.

>>6659729

go take your meme sauce back to reddit

>>6659828

NYC has a fuckton of pizza parlors but if I ever saw sriracha in one I would leave and go somewhere else

>>6659912
>not using every shaker in the pizzeria on your slice

i bet the owners and regulars all laugh at you

>>6659986
No one eats at the pizzeria here.

>>6659995
Where do you live?

>>6660010
Topeka, Kansas

>>6660010
NY

>>6656637
ese esse fuma loads of muhfugging carajos, men

>>6660020
Typical Flyovers.

>let put fat on an already fatty food

murica

>>6657864

What's the fucking point? The sauce is on the wings to make them hot. The dressing is usually served with celery to curb some of the spicyness from the wings. Why would you put that shit on the wings unless you're a gigantic pussy

>>6658483

Cooking would be at least 40 times better if every video was like this

Buffaloes don't have wings you fucking retard

>>6659729

NICE MEME SAUCE FAGGOT

>>6659729
nice facebook image faggot

>>6660328

Not anymore XD

>>6660020
>>6660240
Shut up king

>>6656137
blue

Godtier wings from The Peanut in Kansas City

Why is it so hard to find battered and friend wings in NYC?

>>6663285
KFC, Popeyes,etc.

>>6663322

Yeah but that sucks

Actually I just remembered I had really good wings once in ktown, I forgot korean people love fried chicken

>>6663641
Don't most Chinese places serve fried chicken?

>>6663650

I guess not so much around here, occasionally I'll see "wing ding" or something but I'm afraid to order it

>>6663661
You have a lot of niggers. Shouldn't there be quite a few fried chicken joints?

>>6656137
neither unless you have a fucking vagina.

>>6656168
This is the only correct answer.

>>6656137
Just simplify it: mold or mayonnaise?

>>6663661
>>6663650
nyc chinese places definitely have fried chicken, and it's some of the most delicious fried chicken i've ever had

it's like they fry it in msg and garlic

>>6656137
Quinky sauce

>>6664626
SUMMER
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>>6664446
>Just simplify it: mold or mayonnaise?
apparently neither for you, you just want greasy vinegar

>>6656137
Bleu cheese

I usually like Ranch better, but Blue Cheese once in a while is nice.

>>6659729
MEME SAUCE
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I prefer hot wings, not buffalo wings.

>>6657943
No boner, stopppppppppppppppp

>>6659828
Damn look at all those buzzwords, you must be really good at posting on 4chan. My up votes to you xD

>not eating your wings with sambal
>not injecting memes directly in to your bloodstream

>tfw not enough places leave on the thumb

>>6667072

Is it even a thumb? Sometimes you get lucky and you can find someone who sells the whole wings without separating them.

>Putting sauce on wings

>>6656873
>>6656880
These guys get it. It's a lot of fun to debone them to. It's very satisfying the way the bone just slides out all clean and perfect

>>6658483
Fall off the mother fuckin bone! I swear the shit will!

I loved this video

I hate getting my hands dirty. Does anyone else use a fork and knife or chopsticks or whatever to pick the meat off the bone?

>>6667962
WHY

>>6667962
How would you even do that with chopsticks?

I feel you, though. I usually just make boneless wings.

>>6667967
I don't mind getting my hands dirty when I'm cooking, but I absolutely hate getting them dirty when I'm eating, especially if I'm going out to eat. It's so annoying having to wipe my hands every time I need to grab something that isn't a wing, and having a pile of dirty napkins piling up around me looks gross. Is that weird?

>>6667972
It's pretty simple once you get the hang of it. I just poke a hole through the piece I want to grab and pull it away to loosen it up and then grab it off with the chopsticks. It's not something I do normally though. A friend bet I couldn't and I said I could. I do eat crabs with chopsticks though, among other things.

I've tried boneless wings when going out, but they never turn out as good as traditional wings. I've yet to make boneless ones at home either.

>>6667962
Are you an underwear inspector by chance?

>>6667962
In colombia they have one plastic glove that comes with chicken meals at restaurants and stuff so your hand doesnt get covered in shit. Its a pretty good idea tbh

>>6667974
If you're eating wings, ribs, or whatever, everyone is in the same boat with a mess and a pile of napkins. Also, learn to eat those things with one hand (and split flats with one hand, too) that way you can keep the other clean for your drink and utensils.

This isn't a rocket appliance

>>6667977
n-no

>>6667983
It sounds like a good idea, but sounds silly, at least for me.

>>6667988
I hate the feeling of wing sauce stuck on my hands. It's gross. I also hate getting wing sauce around my mouth which inevitably happens when trying to eat a wing traditionally.

>This isn't a rocket appliance
pls no bully

>>6667974
That's because the boneless wings most places serve are just chicken tendies in disguise.

>>6667988
They have already found a way to eat without dirtying their hands so your "advice" is pretty unnecessary.

>TFW you shove the entire wing in your mouth and suck the meat off the bone

>>6667996
What? Poking it with a chopstick like a terrified child?

>>6667998
>fork and knife

>>6667995
I did not know that, but yeah it makes sense. Is there any way to know beforehand if they use tendies in disguise?

>>6667998
I'm not a terrified child, thank you very much. There's nothing wrong with not wanting to get your hands dirty. Also, eating them with chopsticks were isolated incidents because I got made fun of for using a fork and knife and being part nip.

>>6667258
hooters

>>6658483
> I aint got no time waitin on no sprinkles

>>6667997
Most pleb of all eating styles. You'd fit in perfectly on a 1/10 Food Network show about leet wing joints, which is also what I would imagine the name of the show to be.

>>6668015
>and being part nip
If you said so in the first place we would have already accepted that you're a dainty little fairy faggot.

>>6668015
>Is there any way to know beforehand if they use tendies in disguise?

Yes. You ask someone who works at the restaurant.

>>6668264
Don't bully! I'm not dainty.

>>6668272
So are real boneless wings just the chicken taken off the wings themselves? I don't think I ever had real boneless.

>>6667962
Quit bullying my cock slave you stupid cucks although

>not getting your hands dirty with meat

I thought you liked this?