/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6655102
What's the steak knife for

>>6655107
maybe its a fork

>>6655114
Look at it

>>6655107
Probably some type of ritual suicide judging from that dinner.

>>6655114
>maybe its a fork

>>6655102
Fucking women need to learn how to cook.

Everything about that looks terrible. Egg white omelette with a wet mint leaf on top? Tomatoes are cut wrong, way too much corn, and even the glass plate is unappealing.

Is that chicken, fish or tofu? Why did she slap a wet bat wing onto it?

>>6655102
>Prepare to wife me, boys!

Also, I'd never be involved with anyone who says "wife" as a verb.

>>6655145
I thought it was some kind of steamed fish with a shiso leaf. But I guess it does look more like mint.

>>6655145
>Egg white omelette
>mint leaf

Are you blind?

>>6655166
i thought it was a paper towel....

>>6655145
Wow, I thought it was a piece of wonderbread cut away from the crusts in an awkward shape.

>>6655166
>>6655181
>>6655184

I was leaning towards boiled fish until opaque since cooking it any other way would impart some color.. but now idk
could be paper towel

>>6655298
>>6655184
>>6655166
It's fish. That's what the improperly cut lemon slices are for. Should be wedges.

>>6655298
I thought it looked like a paper towel as well, the leaf definitely looks like a mint leaf that's been boiled in brine or something. Could also be a hunk of cheap mozzarella, feta, tofu or something that has been cut to resemble a filet of fish.

If the white thing is fish, it's bizarre that she didn't put pepper on it even though she obviously has some.

>>6655312
That was bothering me as well. How am I supposed to get the juice out of these?

>>6655133
Do the chair know we gonna look like some punk ass bitches out there?

>>6655166
I thought that was some kind of fresh cheese with an herb leaf.

What the fuck?

Fucking poes law, if I saw that I would seriously thinking she was joking about the halfassed shit she through together to clean out her fridge - (i do this myself sometimes, but would never feed it to someone else)

>>6655102
She could literally cut the three main ingredients better, mix them together, use the lemon slices with just about any dressing (from her no doubt basic bitch fridge), pour it on top and repost.

>>6655102
What are the lemon and leaf for?

>>6655146
>wet bat wing

>>6655102
Looks like she put the plate on the floor to take the pic? Is that the edge of a shoe in the upper right?

>>6655840
It is a cup.

>>6655102
wtf is that?

>>6655610
The lemon is for the fish

>>6656237
What fish?

>>6655102
>Successfully

>>6656239
that thing that looks like a napkin under the leaf.

>>6656258
Good eye. I completely missed that.

>>6656369
What is that even supposed to be?

>>6656374

That's the most pathetic plating I've ever seen.

Is cooking such a lost art now that most people consider the act of heating up food praise worthy?

>>6656372
what is that? genuinely curious

>>6656400
Yo what the fuck is that? I actually thought someone threw up on some doritos and took a pic of it for a second. Is that ground beef?

>>6656370
That looks delicious. I certainly wouldn't brag about it, though

>>6655146
wet bat wing onto it?

I lost it.

>>6656411
It's ground beef and what I assume is a really sad attempt at nacho cheese sauce.

>>6656369

>I would rather eat that fucking blue plate

>>6655122

>>6656400
Pretty much.

>>6655155
Like :^)

>>6655107
For cutting the cheese kekekek

>>6656421
It might be white gravy and beef. Still looks waay too barfy to want someone to see that. I wonder if I've ever done something cringey like that.

>>6656531
Why would someone put white gravy on doritos? Just ask yourself that. They obviously tried and failed at nachos.

>>6656534
Looking again there i not enough cheese for the yellow to be noticeable. I saw all that white and thought that was the gravy.
>Ask yourself that.
Fuck you retard. Think for yourself. Don't tell me when or what to think. Fuck you kill yourself. Die. Suffer. Die. Suffer. Fuck you.

>>6656539
>being this mad over your own stupidity

>>6656557
Fuck you faggot.

>>6656578
Anon stop. Your making yourself look stupid

>>6656587
No fuck you. I'm really upset about this shit.

>>6656602
You doing a bit?

>>6656587
fuck you.

How can anyone be proud of anything in these pictures?

I mean we're in an age where every first world retard has access to social media so it's not that surprising that you can find shit like this. But still, goddamn how fucked is your thought process if you think THIS is something you want to show the world.

>>6656617
Do you have a facebook? No one cares anymore.

>>6656617
For every person who proudly takes a photo of a barely edible pile of shit there are ten who have made something nice and just eat it because making nice food is a reward in itself.
Posting on here is an exception generally because this is specifically a forum for cooking discussion.

>>6656539
>>6656557
>>6656578
>>6656587
>>6656602
>>6656606
>>6656614
Holy shit, I didn't think I'd get an anon so mad as a result of this picture. If it makes you feel better, you're both right. The dude (I put it as wifeymaterial, but it's a dude) tried to make a cheese beschamel sauce.

So in a way, it's basically a cheese gravy. Better?

>>6656534
>Why would someone put white gravy on doritos? Just ask yourself that. They obviously tried and failed at nachos.

I was right, faggot kill yourself.

>>6656633
>getting this mad over a post on 4chan

>>6656638
You have nothing else to say. Because you're a graspless, directionaless faggot and you will die lonely because you lie always and have nothing but evil in your heart.

>>6656640
Dude, I'm not even that guy you were arguing with. I'm actually this guy
>>6656400
>>6656628
Just find it funny that a fairly innocuous post has you so heated.

>>6656633
I can shit in a pot and call it gravy too. Doesn't make you right.

>>6656643
That is true.

>normies

>>6656642
>tfw I'm a completely different guy who posted >>6656602 just to fuel the argument because I thought he was gone

>>6656370
Wouldn't brag that up on niggagram but that looks okay.
>>6656372
I'd taste that bad science
>>6656374
Probably tastes okay.
>>6656400
What is that?
>>6656647
so much pepper.

>>6656650
That looks like it's just a really shitty picture. In real life I feel like that'd look pretty tasty.

>>6656647
Those eggs look sad. Wish wifey material was satire, but apparently it isn't. I could do stuff like that before middle school. Geez..

>>6656656
>No onions and No garlic

I want to find this guy and harass him.

>>6656663

>>6656656
I'm not really one for onions, but garlic is great

>>6656663
These were his tips for a romantic dinner. No onions or garlic so as to not ruin your breath. He uses them all the time otherwise.

>>6656258
Originally all I saw was watermelon, corn, lemon slices, and a leaf.

>>6656656
>eat before you eat
This is why you are fat.

>>6656741
>>6656693
>>6656663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8

>>6656753
That intro was cringeworthy. Couldn't watch more.

Is that a rotten leaf on some rolled up damp paper towel?

>>6656656
Is this a joke?
Eat before you eat? No onions or garlic? Good golly!

>>6656663
>>6656693
>>6656741
>>6656868
>>6656868
He's giving tips for a romantic dinner.
>Eat before you eat
You won't eat the meal like a savage
>Don't make a heavy meal
You won't make your date sleepy or bloated because the goal is to get laid
>No onions & no garlic
No onion/garlic breath while making out.
Still, Ja/ck/ is a pathetic cuck and shouldn't be allowed near a kitchen or a camera, ever. Here's proof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>6656963
The simple solution to garlic in a meal is an after dinner mint.

>>6656967
or mint ice cream

>>6656650
This does not belong. Bad picture but the albondigas (which is delicious) looks fine here.

>>6656372
I feel bad for the janitor that had to collect all that youth vomit and put it in a trash can

I always think that my drunk lazy mans french onion soup was bad

but some of the stuff in this thread

ugh

>>6656963

>>6655102
Is this supposed to be a difficult thing to make? Bake the fish, boil the corn, and cut the fruit.

>>6655102
why do people never remove tomato cores?

>>6657042

oh sweet jesus, i fucking gagged

>>6657051
lifes too short

>>6657042
>that sauce precum

>>6657042
I hate this stupid fat fuck so much, i just cant explain how mad his fuckups make me

>>6656368
>bae
this word pisses me off. if some slut had the nerve to call me that, then serve me the heap of slop pictured, I'd cook up a nice plate of murder/suicide

>>6656963
>impress your girl
>with ready made cheesecake filling
what a dumb fat fuck

>>6657126
As if you wouldn't make cheesecake filling with cream cheese.

>>6656368
it's already near the bin

>>6656373
nachos with refried beans

>>6656963
Shit, this sounds awful. You know what I do before I make a meal for a girl? I fuck her. Then we can eat whatever and be grossly full and not worry about having sex later.

My shitty drunk/high food looks better than this, and I do more actual cooking when I'm fucked up than these people seem to do. That's embarrassing. Now only if I could properly season things when I was high.

>>6657192
i put so much seasoning in my food when im high

as much as jack does

>>6657042
Good god. Jack has to be the worst YouTube cook/reviewer out there. Even the lady who makes oil sauce is better than this fat retard

Could you imagine sitting down to this fucking tripe as your wife or girlfriend looks at you with a "So, pretty great, right?" face? Do people fucking live like this?

How hard is it to fucking chop some veggies, throw them in a wok/pan with olive oil and seasonings?

Holy crap, do women not know how to cook?

The easiest meal- in Flavor to Effort?

Rice Cooker- Put the Rice and Water to the measuring.Super Easy- you got your starch.

Pan. Oil. Veggies. Diced, sliced.Just move em around, dont let em burn, at 7/10 temp.

Oven. Chicken. Sliced. Salt. Pepper. Spices and Sauces if you feel daring.

Once the chicken is done, you serve the rice with a measuring scoop, serve one cup of cooked rice. Serve some of that chicken. Serve those sauteed'd vegetables.

It took you 20 mins to LOOK like you know how to cook.Minimal effort.
Holy shit, man.

>>6657046
joke's on you, buddy. that is corn from a can

>>6658642
Wow man have you ever considered making stick figure comics to go with your awesome recipes?

>>6656370
Take away the spaghetti-o shitting up the plate and you've got a perfectly fine brunch. WTF is with the spaghetti-o's?

>>6658642
>generalizing an entire gender over retards who post shit on facebook
>using the term "veggies" unironically

>>6656400
That was actually pretty delicious when I first had it in college, it's probably ground beef and Velveeta on Doritos. struggle/10

>>6656658

Why do people do this? Reply to a bunch of posts with their opinion on everything. No one cares what you think

And when people get a red "!" on their tab they're always disappointed to see its from a multi-reply.

>>6655145
Hell I thought it was a rolled up napkin>>6655166

>>6658642

>>6655145
Was pretty sure it was a rolled up napkin also

>>6657042
What the fuck. This guy is retarded.
Who the fuck pours salsa on cream cheese as a meal?

>>6656656
I'm going to do the opposite of everything in that picture today, and I bet it's great.

What's a good, heavy meal I can make with lots of onion and garlic. Bear in mind I will not be eating until I eat this meal.

I'm thinking Spaghetti Bolognese.

>>6659119
Baked rigatoni

>>6659121
I dunno about rigatoni but I do have penne so I think I'll do something similar. Beef, onion, garlic and tomato pasta with cheese on top. My mouth is watering now.

Is King Ja/ck/ a top chef now?https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69

>>6659444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I

NEW MASTERPIECE FROM MAESTRO JACK "Not Enough Pepperoni" SCALFONI.

>>6659486
this motherfucker has really topped himself this time

does he have any more crock pot recipes? i feel like those will be his best material

>>6659486

Everything I see this guy "cook" always has tons of sauce. The number one thing I've learned is that sauce is a crutch. If you have to use sauce, your food is shit.

Note: this doesn't count for pasta but for meat and stuff. People put barbecue sauce on smoked food. Jesus Christ.

>>6657005
Albondigas is just meatballs

>>6659493

I would eat that.

>>6657093
>>6658593
>>6659023
>not getting jacks irony

Henry's Kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8

>>6659528
PUT YOUR CELLPHONE IN MAILBOX RIGHT NOW BITCH!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6659553

>>6657042
>that slow-mo before the salsa pour.

>>6659493
that doesn't look so bad.

she needs like, sauce or herbs though...

>>6659486
this man is garbage

I think to myself, you know what I want to see? A wifey material thread. I stop what I'm doing, get out my laptop, open up to /ck/, and this is the first thread I see. Thank you cu/ck/s.

>>6659493

what's wrong with cooking a simple meal like this? sure there's no veggies but that can slide.. at least she's not touting herself as a 5 star michelin chef like some of these other women

>>6657042
I hope jack burns up in a grease fire in his kitchen

>>6659637
>5 star michelin chef

>>6659486
bad news guys, Simply Sara is alive and watches Ja/ck/

>>6658637
this actually happened to me with my GF. she doesn't cook anymore.

the last time she cooked for her friends, everyone who ate got gastroenterite

>>6659751
o kurwa

>>6656647
litelary cannot spread jam over bread.

how the fuck does anyone with two functioning hands fuck that up?

>>6656400
are those beans or beef?

>>6656370
european here, i've never seen the little circles on the top, what are those?

>>6659783
spaghetti-o's

>>6659783
spag hoops

>>6659783
spaghettios

basically a canned pasta for homeless people

>>6659788
sperg loops

>>6659783
Cockrings

>>6658593
>oil sauce
what was that women's name again? that was one of the most bizarrely incompetent cooking videos I've ever seen

>>6656372

>#fromscratch

OH IT SHOWS QUENTIN

>>6659486
Real king

>all these fat, desperate bitches post this slop, bragging, and say they should be wifed for it
>mfw I cook fantastic meals for myself and never brag or post pictures
>mfw I don't need to beg on facebook for a husband because I can actually get dates

Glorious. You can actually see the depression manifesting in the mystery slop.

>>6660113
fags are so mean to women.

>>6660113
L O D O N
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D
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>>6655102
so are these "wifey material" threads about plating fuck-ups, or are we laughing at food choices?

Cuz some of this stuff sounds alright to eat, but it looks fucking horrible.

>>6660115
I beseech though to halt the besmirchment of my fair maiden for if I defend her honor online I shall be rewarded with the loins of the fairer sex!

>>6660137

'Thou'

>>6660143
should be thee

>>6658686
looooooool

I truly feel at home here sometimes because of posts like this . thanks anon

>>6660169
/fit/ in nutshell

>>6657046
I don't think that's a fish...

>>6660234
Then why theres lemon ?

How do you deal with this in a polite way? Do you just straight up tell them that they can't cook well? Do you offer to help them?

>>6660169
oh god I hope this is real

>>6656656
>eat before you eat
>getting fat with paradoxes

>>6659525
Sauce isn't a crutch. It can be used as a crutch, however.

>>6659751
>waste not what not
>waste
>not
What
>not

>>6659525
>posting this shit in multiple threads

fucking hillbillies

>>6658862
Are you me?

>>6656656

finished product

>>6660396

>>6657146

You fucker

>>6660405

>>6660270
clearly that is real. do you think someone photoshop chickens cooking on their stove like that you stupid fuck

>>6660421
oh my god.

>>6660421
this one had to be a joke, right?

>>6660169
this triggered me

>>6660431
tastes bad man

>>6660431
>>6660433

>>6660439

>>6660169
What are they even trying to do?

>>6660439

>those tags

Please be shoop.

>>6660439
Why did they need to make two?

That's just more fucking work.

>>6660443
#mysides
Literally. Where the fuck is the main course?

>>6660443
>all dat starch

>>6660459

>>6660458

>>6660465
>#struggleplate

kek.

also a moment of silence for the lobster whose life was wasted.

>tfw you have a girlfriend who doesn't appreciate the fact that you cook and will actually go out of her way to eat the shittier stuff

G-glad I don't have a girlfriend, guys.

I didn't realize this was a 'you rage you lose - food edition' thread

>>6660476

>>6660462
fucking heart disease on a plate

>>6660480
>didn't even mix it
>Just gon' leave it there like that?
>Didn't even try to look cute with the way she squeeeezed out that cheese?

... #Triggered.

I don't even eat cheese, but #TRIGGERED

>>6660470
>waffles and popcorn

>>6660486

>>6660490
I know, waffles look disgusting, how can Americans eat such sweet food for breakfast?

>>6660490
>popcorn
I'm pretty sure those are just really dry scrambled eggs

>>6660470
>>6660490
>waffles. popcorn, and fruit leather

>>6660528

>>6660493
Whenever my mom would cook spaghetti, if you can call it that, she'd make a huge pot of spaghetti, brown meat, pour a jar of sauce over the meat, and then dump the meat and sauce into the finished spaghetti.

Because she hated to work and wanted to make it as easy as possibly, she made enough to feed all her kids for 2+ days. Sucks though, cuz she'd fuck up with something every time.
>Noodles are mush
>Sauce is dollar-store tier
>Used shredded chicken in the sauce...
SHREDDED CHICKEN. That always pissed me off...

Whenever I make spaghetti, I have to make it look like it does in advertisement pictures- pic related. I can't stand to see my cooking come anywhere near close to my mom's, or this bitch's cooking.

Bet she's got a nice ass, though. I'd eat that if she'd let me do anal.

And THAT'S what wifey material is.

>>6660539
Forgot pic

>>6660539
At least your mom cares about you and tried.

>>6657042
This is the only webm that consistently gets me to laugh
>that salsa water slo-mo

>>6660539
>>6660547

>goes on a rant about how he hated his moms cooking
>makes pasta like "advertisement pictures"
>basically doesn't mix sauce with the pasta

Call your mom and tell her you love her and that you're sorry that you let her down... at least she mixed the sauce with the pasta you moronic pleb.

>>6660462
dem carbs

>>6660549
Don't get me started about how much she may or may not have cared now or ever.

She cared enough to get welfare, EBT and to make sure Child Protective Services never intervened.

>Be me
>Have a narcissist for a mother
>Get fed whatever she felt like making, then watch her leave, come home with way better food for herself, and then eat in her room. I'm talking Maruchan vs Wingstop. Corndogs vs Cheesecake Factory. She REALLY liked to feel spoiled. And still does... It's crazy.

>>6660491
>Bae must = behead after eating

Probably.

>>6656741
I think it might be a really stupid way of saying "serve multiple courses".

>>6660558
See
>>6660596

I still live with her. I'm subject to a daily reminder of how little she cares. She doesn't even cook anymore. She doesn't do a damn thing!

I do it now because I associate it with my mom and the fact that she really never gave a shit for any of her kids. I can really go into great detail of it, but you probably already feel like you've won, so I'm not even gonna try.

My point is
>I associate spaghetti and sauce all mixed together with my mom and the fact that she hardly ever cared for/about her kids and went out of her way to separate her life from her family. So I don't mix the spaghetti with the sauce.


Plus, I find it better as far as leftovers go...

>>6660624

It's okay anon, i get it you don't like your mom it's okay i for one hate my father because he's a lazy drunk but that doesn't mean i'm not gonna enjoy a few glasses of whiskey just because i associate alcohol with him, not mixing at least a little sauce with the pasta is just stupid. Also leftover pasta is amazing when the sauce infuses with all the pasta it's just delicious.

>>6660624
You should, unironically, check out the raisedbynarcissists board on reddit.

>>6655102
That's the whitest meal I've ever seen.

>>6656370
I hate that the fork is sitting on top of the greasy sausage. So whoever uses that fork has to either wipe it down, or grab a new fork.

Fuck that shit.

>>6659890
>what was that women's name again?
marie's homemade italian tomato sauce from italy

>>6660613

This is the type of shit you eat on a sunday when you're all out of money and have an incredible hangover/withdrawal after a 3 day bender and have that insatiable withdrawal hunger... Not when you're completely fine and able to post shit online.

>>6660414

Jesus Christ, is that colon-stewed sweetcorn?

>>6656370
If the canned spaghetti was replaced with gravy that would be an actually good brunch.

>>6660145
except after C

>>6655139
Everyone needs to learn how to cook.

>>6660439
>pasta formaggio al Kraft
I lost it.

>>6660613

#carbonara #wifeymaterial

>>6660209
Fuck off m8 I cook real food for real gains

>>6655102
wait, that's fish? It looks like a folded paper towel with a boiled leaf on top. seriously, I thought it was a paper towel.

>>6660944
mystery white mass
its either
>poached fish
>whites omelette
>paper towels
>cheese
>boiled chicken breast
>insulating foam

>>6660169
14/10

>>6660958
I assumed it was a huge wedge of Brie

>>6655145
>Egg white omelette with a wet mint leaf on top?

fuckin kek

pretty sure that's fish tho

That white thing is a slice of ricotta, isn't it?

>>6656372
>>6656374
>#nom
>#wifeymaterial
>#chef(insert shitbag's name here)

shit rustles my jimmies like no other

>>6660656
I might just vomit...

>>6661303
*shrugs*

>>6660460
Add some veggies and there's nothing wrong with that plate.

>>6661348
Look how pink that chicken is, it looks frozen

>>6661462
The chicken looks like it was shake 'n baked in kids' cereal dust.

>>6659486
>https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69
what do you do with leftover? stew seems like a good option.

>>6659751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB024JIGW4

>>6660396
wtf is that shit on the right?
is that crab with brocoli and bread of some sorts?
sereosly, someone tell me.

>>6660421
i barfed a little.

>>6661810
> crab
chickin

>>6660439
>pasta formaggio
>alfredo a pollo
>MFW

>>6660443
oh, that's gonna bomb allright, it's gonna bomb the rectum of anyone who gets a wiff of it...

>>6660480
this has got to be a joke.
she didn't even try with the lighting.
one cannot sereosly make that and unnironicly put #wifeymaterial as a hashtag. it's impossible to be this blind

>>6660613
people always fuck up the eggs and chesse on a carbonara. and i hope those are beans...

>>6660613
Are those fucking chunks of Slim Jim?

>>6661306
Oh god, I can feel the dryness.

>>6657042

Is there a video link for this, I've been looking for a while and I can't find it

>>6661818
I hope to the various gods it's sarcasm

>>6659637
>guess what everyone!!!!! I made this basic thing!

>>6660533

>>6657042
>Strawberry Cake doesn't look terrible.
>He covers it COMPLETELY in Chocolate
Fuck

>>6659444
That Omelette video gave me cancer, he starts with a room temperature pan for christsake.

>>6660656
This looks like an offering to cthulhu

Here's some oc from this redneck I have in snap chat

I don't even know what it is

>>6660415
That traegered me.

>>6660425
I meant that I hope someone was really trying to replicate a hibachi, rather than just staging a photo for laughs.

Apologies for not being clear enough for you to understand, clearly you cannot make an inference. I forgive your name calling, I doubt you have much experience with people.

>>6660528
>fruit leather
i died

>>6656369
>your box gotta be trash

>>6661348
>>6660460
>>6661348
>>6660460
>>6661348
>>6660460

My dear cousin posted this on facebook today.
At least he didn't pretend it was supposed to be like that.

>>6660460
is that cinnamon toast chicken?

>>6662729
Looks like some kind of attempt at cheese fries using 3lbs of industrial cheddar.

>>6661859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3V7U5Ctj4
Around 14 minutes in.

Why don't I ever have friends that post shit like this? I'd love to criticize them.

>>6656400
Have you guys not had sour cream bbq? shit is caaaash

this kind of sums up the whole shit women call "wifey material"

>>6656753
Is anyone else addicted to watching down syndrome food man? I find his delusion strangely mesmerising.

>>6660811
What the fuck?!? This video is making me rage.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mmm those sausages

Fajitas!

fitchef

sliced ham

>>6660169

this actually made me mad and sad at the same time

>>6656656
>eat before you eat
>is a fucking fatass

can we also take a moment to appreciate this post number? 565656566565656655656

>>6659525
You're right anon.

You graduate from posting on /ck/. You can now just read it and laugh at everyone who does post.

>>6660439
>Kraft
>Organic and non GMO
Nigga kraft is colored with cancer.

>>6659637
because she took a picture of it to show to her 500 other 'friends' so she could defile the holy bond of marriage

>all these disposable plates in these pictures
Are people who are shitty at cooking also just shitty/lazy with cleaning dishes?

>>6656753
Anyone got link to some of his worst failures? I've only watched a few of his videos so I don't know which are really gold.

>>6659637
There's no vegetables. Wheat Three Ways isn't a good dinner.

>>6661810
It's chicken covered in storebought salsa and baked for twenty minutes.

I'm serious.

>>6658642
1 cup of cooked rice is a lot

>>6656656
Well, if we assume "Guy Tip" is code for "Guy-on-a-Date Tip," the idea of "eating before you eat" could make you look like less of a pig if you take her out to eat. The "heavy meal" and "onion and garlic" can put a real damper on what you're doing after dinner. (wow chicka wow wow...)

>>6659552
henry is a fucking legend

you been to one of his famous cookouts? its fucking amazing. he did this fish and fuck all threw it on the road. fuck you if this genius isnt praised here

>>6659486
>GERMAN STEEL

>>6659486
Watching him chop is fucking abysmal. Like a kid with a fucking messer

>>6663545
I don't know about Harry's, but I've been using Dollar Shave Club, and the razors are fantastic.

>>6663545
>not glorious nippon steel folded over 1000 times

>>6659552
i love you henry

hot off the presses

>>6658642
>>6658686

Fuck, I was thinking the exact same thing.

Was kinda waiting for him to say "like a boss"

>>6659637
> 5 stars

>>6663894
More like smugs bunny

>>6663800
I'd probably eat that. I wouldn't take photos of it, but I'd eat it

>>6663495
Go to bed, Jack