/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6638217
Here comes the anime faggots...........

The older I get, the less I want it though. Someone tried making it!

THE SNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZZBERRIES

>>6638217

>>6638290
It's got what plants need!

soylent green tbh

>>6638290
Isn't that just gatorate?

literally everything in Redwall

>Tansy put her basket down upon a mossy knoll and began setting out food: a little chunk of yellow cheese, small farls of soft nutbread, a few candied chestnuts and a flagon of elderberry cordial.

>Brother Alf remarked that Friar Hugo had excelled himself, as course after
course was brought to the table. Tender freshwater shrimp garnished with
cream and rose leaves, devilled barley pearls in acorn puree, apple and
carrot chews, marinated cabbage stalks steeped in creamed white turnip with nutmeg.

>Sunflash and Skarlath had never tasted such good cooking. There was young onion and leek soup, hot brown bread spread with a paste made from beechnuts, a woodland salad and a huge apple and greengage crumble. The crumble was a great favourite with the little ones, who spread it thick with honey.

fuck you Brian Jacques you pseudo-French fucker

>>6638536
Redwall is the king of the culinary fiction world, full stop.

>>6638481
Hell no, Brawndo's got what plants crave and plants crave Brawndo!

>>6638536
but those aren't fictional. you can make those.
there's even a Redwall cookbook. It's illustrated with cute pictures of critters cooking food.

>>6638536
>>6638616
>>6638638
/tg/ here. Was only lurking, lured into this thread in hopes that somebody would post a recipe for a lembas facsimile, but here's a relevant link for your interests:
http://www.redwall.net/kitchen/
I've always wanted to try these.

I really want to eat a snake

>>6638536
now thats food erotica

i blame brian jacques for my recurring obsession with candied chestnuts

>>6638914
if only snakes existed in real life

this pizza in particular

>>6638926

>>6638290
Plants CRAVE it!

>>6638536
Brian Jacques hated the stories where the knights would return triumphantly to the castle and have a "feast" where none of the food was even mentioned.

>>6638536
I always wanted the otter's hot shrimp soup and the deeper'n'ever pies

>>6638290

>fictional
There was a real brand that manufactured for a time. It was inspired by the movie.

>>6638941
Cartoon pizzas and chicken were the fucking best. I remember a specific pizza from Hey Arnold! that Gerald was picking up. Beautiful.

>>6639016
TMNT (90s one) pizzas looked so good

Lots of stuff from Chowder.
Radda.

stuff from LoTR & GoT first comes to mind.
http://www.innatthecrossroads.com/

Anime meat. The one that's a cylinder with a bone going through it and out both sides.

>>6639109
Fuckin' Ghibli films, man

Beer from Warhammer made by the dwarves. It's said in the lore that all a dwarf needs is a sip of beer and maybe some hardtack, and he is set for a long march.

It's supposedly super filling, and I would love to try to brew something like it one day.

I'd like a Sunset Sarsaparilla and a sweet roll

>>6638901
I know of the Redwall cookbook. The day Brian Jacque died, someone posted scans of the entire thing here on /ck/. Many feels were had.

This was back in the old days, when people on this board weren't such bastards.

>>6639198
>you'll never eat 6 big cluckin' meals in a row then kill the cashier and steal the fire extinguisher
feels bad man

>>6639185
I remember reading them when I was younger kinda surprised at how it touched on darker mature tones but in a way that really knew how to explain the story.

Shit was cash. I often daydreamed of being a citizen of Redwall and eating too much food with the hares.

>>6638901
My God, that website is a time capsule. It hasn't been updated since 2004.

It...it still has links to Geocities.
>mfw

>>6639184
Underrated post
Id love some nuka goodness.
Also this

>>6639231
I remember the old blind badger nurse getting killed by accident ina burglary in one book and it's stuck with me till now and I'm 25 as one of the most shocking things I've read.
In fact, when I think about it, a lot of the redwall character deaths have stuck with me like no other series to this date.
RIP in peace Brian Jacques

>He hasn't made milk steak boiled hard
What's your fucking excuse /ck/? Go out there and make that "fictional" food a reality.

I bet it'd taste awful, but this and squishees look awesome

Incredible gains potential
except the vodka and it's gain stopping power

>>6638536
The nostalgia is hard to bear. Mossflower was my favorite book.

Dune any of the food made with "Spice"

Butterbeer. And Madame Rosmerta's mulled mead.

Hnng

>>6639350
Spice is stated to just taste like cinnamon. So just apply that liberally to everything you eat from now on.
Your bowl of frosted mini wheats? CINNAMON.
Your orange juice? MORE CINNAMON.
Your PB&J for lunch? You bet your ass its a PB&J&Cinnamon.
Your nice, juicy steak? CINNA THE FUCK OUT OF IT, MON.

>>6639384
>Your bowl of frosted mini wheats? CINNAMON.
That doesn't sound too bad at all. I'm going to do this every morning until I become a psychic
peace

Adolf Hitler (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party (German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (NSDAP); National Socialist German Workers Party). He was Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945 and Führer ("leader") of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As effective dictator of Nazi Germany, Hitler was at the centre of World War II in Europe and the Holocaust.
Hitler was a decorated veteran of World War I. He joined the precursor of the NSDAP, the German Workers' Party, in 1919 and became leader of the NSDAP in 1921. In 1923 he attempted a coup in Munich to seize power. The failed coup resulted in Hitler's imprisonment, during which time he wrote his autobiography and political manifesto Mein Kampf ("My Struggle"). After his release in 1924, Hitler gained popular support by attacking the Treaty of Versailles and promoting Pan-Germanism, anti-Semitism, and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and Nazi propaganda. Hitler frequently denounced international capitalism and communism as being part of a Jewish conspiracy.

>>6639414
epic

>>6638467
B-but anon, soylent green is people

>>6639198
>>6639208
>picking fast food
>not enjoying fine cuisine like tapir snout

>>6639287
Fun fact, someone actually made Tomacco.

http://www.abqjournal.com/shock/110279shock11-16-03.htm

>>6639607
>>6639287
that's pretty gross.

>>6639637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/

>>6639367
Oh fuck yes.

>>6639697
You know those are just pieces of melon dyed different colors, yes.

>>6639697
I'm imagining those taste like some sort of soft, dense nutrient packed super food bread and it's making me really hungry.

>>6639184
Break glow stick into vintage Pepsi Crystal
Drink
????
Vomit

>>6638901
since you asked
http://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=267358

>>6639916
>236 calories
That is one entire decimal point off, or should be.
But seriously, thanks for the link! Maybe I'll try and make some of this for next time I get together with the playgroup.

>>6639185
>The day Brian Jacque died
>The day Brian Jacque died
>The day Brian Jacque died

I didn't know he was dead. I DIDN'T WANT TO FIND OUT THIS WAY YOU CO/CK/ SUCKER.

I always thought Lembas bread was a big pecan sandy cookie.

this shit is exactly what I thought a senzu bean would be like, minus regenerative properties, of course.

>>6639664
Stop posting this poor kid ya cunts. If you have a child, I hope he or she has autism.

>>6639278
>mfw the end of loamhedge

>>6639185
>Brian Jacques is dead

what
the
fuck

>>6640202
>>6639972
i know i found out in 2012

why did he have to go

god i love brian jaques

>>6638238
fuck, I still want to eat EVERYTHING in that scene

and it's been like 24 years since it came out

>>6639287
Somebody made this for real by grafting tomato and tobacco plants together.

The downside is that if you actually took a bite of a tomacco plant you would probably die without medical attention. They are highly poisonous. Nicotine can push your shit in, yo.

>>6640290
Damn, he's still dead isn't he?

He's never gonna be just 'not dead' one day, is he?

>>6639088
ASOIAF has a lot of good food in it, all lovingly and pornographically described by GRRM.

The girl in "Oliver and Company" makes some food concoction for her cat that always looked really appealing to me (though no cat would ever eat it, and would die if it did, I think it was really dessert based if I recall correctly).

>>6639185
>dead


what the hell

>>6638217
The hot dogs from We're Back.

So fucking tasty.

>>6640502
Mine kept getting stolen. The guards did nothing.

>>6640514
Holy shit. I forgot about that film.

That scene made me so hungry.

>>6640518
My sweetrolls used to keep getting stolen but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Tales of Mabo Curry

and Veigue's aunt's peach pie

/anime

>>6639070
Would you like a lollipop?

>>6638217

I always thought of it like a light, well-preserved bread that could keep some moisture without molding. It's like the perfect baked bread.

You should try to make some. I hated baking until making my own bread.

Anything Sanji makes

I wanna know what a five dollar shake tastes like.

>>6640677
>mcdonald's

>>6640677
I've had one. I don't know if it's worth five bucks, but it's pretty fucking good.

would have to be jimmys gormet coffee (pulp fiction haha)

>>6640677
>>6640691
But they don't even put a shot in it!
How can it be worth 5 whole bucks if it's not even alcoholic?

>>6640489
What if you rationed it? Slice it up into tiny cubes, dried it in the sun, then add to stews on proper dosage

Diet tomato soup

>>6640677
>live in Australia
>every shake costs $5

>>6640675
Are you retarded? Lembas is always depicted as dry.

>>6639244
whimmy wham-wham wuzzle

>>6640665
WOULD I

>>6640642
faggot

>>6640787
>you live in australia
>minimum wage is $16.87

>I live in wyoming USA
>minimum wage is $5.15


I hear upside downers complain about the price of stuff all the time, but the complaints just arent based in reality.

To buy a new video game, an Aussie has to work for 6 and a hour hours wage.
For me, 11 and a half hours wage.

Boo fucking hoo.

>>6640677
Five dollars for a shake was a lot in 1993/1994.

Dragon's Crown has some nice looking food.

>>6641124
>BigWank
>Dog Nuggets
lmao so funny xDD amirite, bravo duke nuke developers :^)

>>6641145

>>6641145
>>6641149
I would totally eat that.
Vanillaware games always have some really delicious looking food in their games. Muramasa always had me craving Japanese food.

>>6639697
Better food cubes.

>>6641183
>>6639697
Forgot my image.

>>6641186
fucke me, I wonder how those were sliced so perfectly? probably used one of those water jet blades.

>>6641149
>>6641145
Vanillaware is cheating anon, everything looks great

>>6640893
I always pictured Lembas as being like fried bread.

>>6641170
so basically you crave tempura ramen, dango, crab tempura and a standard udon with dipping sauce.
fyi you'll never find those in this world of ours.

>>6641186
Is there a version of this where everything is labelled? I'm wondering what the white one with spheres inside is on the second row on the left, third up is.

>>6641278
I see your point but I was just commenting on how the food looks that was from a fictional world. I guess I didn't understand the literal theme of this thread.

>>6640642
Kek

>you will never live in Parnasse
;_;

>>6640642
I hope you feel horrible about this post, anon.

>>6641147
They were the first, and it obviously has taken off

>>6641186
Reminded me of grubblegum

I wanna taste a poffin.

>>6638536

How the fuck would those rats make an acorn puree without machinery?

>>6641295
For more info on Baten Kaitos, the world has a system where people can magically transform items into cards to make them easier to carry around. So in-game there's loads of awesome looking food cards you can get for your characters and they'll even change over time like getting rotten or aging into new items. If they go bad they can even be used as weapons against enemies to give them food poisoning.

>>6641284
cauliflower

>>6638221
Waaaaaa Waaaaa Waaaa

>>6641302

>>6641466
Chowder was a good ass show. Rip in peace

>>6640642
10/10

Wildberry Princess.

>>6640931
Would you?

>>6641307
ALL YOU FEED ME IS POFFINS

>>6641691
lewd.

>>6641717
WOULD I

>>6640642

>>6638217

that sandwich

>>6642108

I used to bake sweet rolls until Candlejack mo

>>6641123
Nobody told you to go live in Wyoming faggot.

>>6642112
There is a restaurant in florida that replicates it to a T.

>>6639384
>>6639350
>>6639405
Spice Melange has a different flavor and scent every time you encounter it.

It supposedly starts as "cinnamon" because most people think of that when they hear "spice". From there, it changes to suit the taste of the individual, matching a flavor and scent profile that makes it more and more appealing, and never the same as the last time.

Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken, beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a three-headed fanged cow, layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood. With dijon mustard, lettuce, and sun dried tomatoes. Bacon is extra.

>>6642112
I would make a sandwich like that after my mom and I got back from shopping when I was young, I wasnt in school yet
she'd make me a sandwich and ask what I wanted
she'd ask, do you want ham? yes
do you want turkey? yes
do you want liverwurst? yes
I would say yes to every thing and put ketchup mustard mayonnaise pickles and lettuce on it
so she called it a dagwood
I think she did it not expecting me to like it but it did

>>6642546
Would you pick off the tomatoes?

>>6638217
when i read the book when i was 10 i'd put honey on my biscuits and pretend it was lembas while i read it. american biscuits, not euro-cookies

>>6642559
The Broodwich cannot be disassembled.

>>6641123
the minimum wage in Wyoming is 7.25, because that's the FEDERAL minimum. If your employer is paying you less, and you aren't working a tipped position, they are violating federal law.

>>6640893
>>6640675
I've always imagined it to be a little like Hudson Bay Bread. Which is a mixture of oats, flour, honey, syrup, and nuts. Like, texture-wise think of a fig newton, but taste wise, more like one of those crunchy oatmeal bars.

>>6641330
Man that was a weird game.

>>6639367
I've made Butterbeer, based on a recipe. Shit is super cash, though it comes out hot as shit.

>>6638217
I read a book called the Mocking Program, set in like, 2090, or something, And it keeps mentioning cool-ass fusion foods and weird ideas. LIke the fajita Philly cheesesteak, and krill shakes.

>>6642905
What butterbeer recipe?

>>6642922
Got it off food52, pretty straightforward:

Melt 2 tbsps unsalted butter in a saucepan on medium heat. Add 1/4 c brown sugar, 1/4 c heavy cream, and 1/4 tsp sea salt. Bring to a gentle boil for 5 minutes. Basically making a simple butterscotch.

Add 1/2 tsp vanilla extract, 3 cups apple cider, 1 cup Ginger Ale. Heat until "very hot", and butterscotch has dissolved.

That's for a super-rich, non-alcoholic version.

If you want to make it for a more adult palate, you could try using hard cider instead of normal cider, and adding a shot or two of spiced rum.

There's some other ways to tweak it (ginger beer instead of ginger ale, less sugary cider, add top with a hit of cinnamon, etc.) but that's the foundation.

>>6641186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iopENDI-Ayk

>>6642953
Yeah it's called cider and has been for millennia before your little colony ever existed, you arrogant fuck.

>>6639972
I'm... I'm sorry, Anon. It hit me hard too. I walked around the whole day numb, and intermittently crying. Same thing happened to me when Terry Pratchett died.
These authors make worlds and characters you love, that you grow and grow up with, and to feel the shock of knowing those worlds and characters are now forever beyond reach, they'll never again have new tales to be told, it's...

Wow. Imagine that. I never knew it could rain indoors.

>>6641137
Pulp Fiction is set in 1990 anon

>>6638217
Doesn't Lembas bread canonically taste like dry horseshit tho?

>>6643017
What the fuck is your problem? I didn't mention any regional variations, unless you're trying to claim only America make distinction between ciders based on ingredients or alcoholic content.

How the shit does me being specific about ingredients in a recipe make me arrogant, you unnecessarily vicious cunt?

>>6641319
chewing it up spitting it out

>>6639185
i didn't know he was dead :<<<<<<<<<

i saved these in 2011

>>6643062

This thread has made me laugh and cry. Redwall was my very most favorite book series. And single-handedly inspired me to write fantasy fiction. As soon as I saw this thread title my mind immediately went to all the extravagant and exotic dishes cooked up by anthropomorphic rabbits and mice.

God damn.

>>6638536

Too vegetarian. I prefer GRRM's food descriptions.

>>6643066

potato knishes

Believe it or not this scene in the Dark Crystal made me extremely hungry. To the point where I could not watch the scene unless I was already having dinner.

Hell, I remember eating Top Ramen when the scene started and I suddenly started eating the noodles with my bare hands. Freaked my parents out.

>>6643093
the utensils in that scene were so good

>>6639278
>>6639231
>>6639185
The Redwall series had the greatest last stands of any book I ever read

the one with that badger lord that died killing a fuckload of the asshole animals is some of the deepest feels I've ever had reading a book

>>6638914
Building a snek trap to trap a snek is pretty easy

>Buy chickenwire at your local hardware store
>make a cylinder
>make a funnel going into the cylinder
>bait it with eggs or whatever sneks eat


My uncle knows tons of hillbillies that eat rattlesnek

>>6643117
The feels I have felt in this thread have reminded me that I am a human being, and not just a cynical Internet dweller. Thanks a bunch, 4chan.

>>6643215
Snakes can't slither backwards, huh? I'm sure that'll come in handy later. Thanks Anon.
How should I prepare a snek?

Cum.

>>6639664
Why does he laugh like that?

>>6639637
>>6639664

I knew this shit would happen

Ruby's Casserole A.K.A. Radscorpion Venom Casserole from Fallout NV. Looks like shit, sounds awesome af.

>>6643377
>Radscorpion Venom Casserole
who the fuck thinks "radscorpion venom" and then thinks
yeah, y'know, that sounds like something I oughta bake and put inside me

>>6643383
Hey, that's funny because Ruby mentions if you have any sores in your mouth where it can find your blood, it'll kill you

Suprised noones posted these

Or the burgers from this episode

>>6643086
could anybody upload this book, the recipes actually look really good

Anything that Tonio from part 4 of Jojo made. Crazy delicious, and cures what ails you.

>>6642874
i did it

>>6638217
I want to eat Magikarp.

>>6638914
Thet taste like shit rattle snake was the worst meat I have ever eaten

>>6642565
I would annihilate Eggs Woodhouse.

>>6639367
They sell butter beer
pumpkin juice and have a tavern based on the books at universal the juice and the butter beer were good I didint eat at the tavern though

>>6642272
Where I'm in florida might of heard of it

not sure how a little juicy glowing berry lets you eat trees but they looks tasty.

>>6639208
>not getting the salad meal

>>6641123
Minimum wage in California is $9.00. I feel a little better now.

Here's a drink for the thread.

>>6639160
The ancient world would call beer 'liquid bread'.
Their beer (which I think was more like ale actually) was a lot thicker and stouter than most modern beer I think.

I've always dreamt of a neverending gobstopper.

The idea of being able to idly chew away for hours and never lose flavor is tantalizing.

>>6639697
I love that next to the ultra-futuristic food cubes is a glass of plain old milk.
And not a super futuristic glass that can deal with zero-g or anything like that.
No, just a glass that looks like it came out of your grandma's cupboard.

>>6641198
It's called photoshop dumbfuck

>>6642135
blast from the past

It will buck you in the teeth!


(that's an actual bottlecap I have a guy at a con gave me.)

>>6641198
With a jig and multiple tries per piece, probably.

Nobody mentions Freddy Fazbear's pizza?

Good.

>>6641198
Nah, just a really sharp knife.
And when I say sharp, I mean like a surgeon's scalpel.

The Meatsiah. It's beef tartare inside a burger medium well inside a beef wellington.

>>6643644
Not even that. Each of them was cut from a rather big piece, which produced many such dice. Finding one that is very neat among them wouldn't be so hard. Just imagine for each such perfect dice there's some fifty or more crooked and less perfect, off-camera.

>>6638217
>>6643045

Lembas Bread is just that super dense shortbread that is in emergency rations. That is exactly what Lembas bread is: a baked good that gives enough energy for a full day.

I have some German ration pack like this. Pic related it is what's contained: 2 full days of food. Called kohlenhydratkomprimat. Just imagine two of those stuck together for 24 hours, and that's Lembas.

>>6639697
>>6641186
>>6642988
I had no idea Notch cooked.

>>6643625
wrong, you colossal faggot.

>"the Dutch duo said they took a photo of each cube individually, right after it was cut with a mandoline-like utensil, to make sure it kept its cube shape. They then composited the images into a whole. They did it because they wanted an isometric perspective."

>>6643684
Except Lembas is made with elven magic and tastes magnificent.

>>6643684
>>6643045
>>6638217
Tolkien was a soldier, and LotR is based on his time in war. That's why there's bits like Frodo having PTSD.
Lembas are a jab at MRIs, since they are denser than a collapsed star and somehow manage to have negative amounts flavor.

>>6643030
Goodnight, Sir Pratchett.

>>6641307
>>6641722
I NEED NOURISHMENT

>>6644452
>dat filename
Goddamn you, Anon. I was emotionally stable today.

>>6643383
>>6643387
Animal venoms are just protein.

if cooked, they unravel, denature, and become harmless.

If you drink venom, as long as you don't have any ulcers, bleeding gums, sores, or open wounds in your mouth, esophagus, or stomach, your body will denature the protein with stomach acids and digest it without problems.

>>6644452

>>6644440
Except, as the guy above you noted, lembas bread was explicitly noted not to suck by Gimli and others. I'm sure it was somewhat inspired by field rations (MREs seem to have come along a little later than WWI), but I think there was a bit of wistfulness in lembas about how elves would probably have a better way.
>The Somme, 1916
>Officer Tolkien takes a bite out of his shortbread
>'I bet the elves could make better shit than this,' he muses.

>>6644715
> Officers
> MREs
Lol no, Officers get great treatment compared to Enlisted personnel

>>6643432
Wasn't it that Magikarp were nothing but skin and bones essentially?

>>6643066
>>6643086
I really want to try these recipes

>>6644788
>implying Officers don't eat the same field rations as enlisted personnel
Never been in the military have you?

>>6644788
Oh, I hadn't even thought about that. It looks like he was a "Battalion Signalling Officer," but I'm not really sure what that would entail.

>>6644815
Signal core would imply he spent the war in a tent or a reserve/command trench typing telegrams or decoding Morse code. Maybe dealing with pigeons or primitive radio.

His rations would probably have depended on where he served and how close to the front he was.

>>6643086
I remember making this with my Dad as a kid. Dad thought it would suck but played along and bought the ingredients (you would not believe how hard it is to find a leek in the rural midwest btw). It actually turned out fantastic.

We made the stuffed and baked apples too and they were absolutely great tier.

Pop an ass open!!!

gabagool from the sopranos, someone needs to actually come up with this.

>>6643403
Seconding this.

>>6644934
>signal core
>core

>>6645038
*corp

Be kind anon, it's like 4 in the morning for me right now

don't you wanna know what it tastes like

>Poffins
>Butterbeer
>Flesh Cube
>Moomoo Milk

>>6638217

>>6645041
corps*

>>6645321
I don't think I need that much fiber.

>Not eating irradiated 200 year old food to survive

I bet ya'll niggas too scared to smoke jet

>>6645384
Faggot you inhale jet.

>>6645387
holy fucking shit

i've been misinterpreting the jet inhaler this whole time; i've been looking at it like a crackpipe.

>>6645391
I bet you tried shoving the psycho injector up your ass

>>6645387
Isn't Jet essentially just fermented brahmin shit in an inhaler anyways?

I know med-x is literally just morphine, what does that make physco, rebound, and buffout?

>>6645391

>>6645397
Jet is meth you can inhale made from mutated cow shit. You were close.

>>6645397
psycho is cocaine, rebound is jet and epinephrine, buffout is a steroid, and mentats are amphetamines

>>6645397
Well, psycho is fiction. There is nothing you can take a bunch of and stand in front of an automatic rifle and barely get scratched, but it and buffout were probably supposed to be shit like PCP. as for rebound, i guess it's like jet, but with some added energy, like b-12 or something to help regain energy faster.

>>6645409
>mentats amphetamines

no way dude, jet is more like amphetamines. mentats don't have a real world analogue because there is nothing that can increase intelligence like that because intelligence is literally based on years of brain development and genetics.

I see where you get that from. ADHD, right? well, increasing concentration does not mean you increase intelligence.

>>6645417
You can think faster on amphetamines, and mental quickness is an important factor in intelligence. So is focus.

>>6645422
the effects of Jet as depicted in fallout are literally, exactly like amphetamines, so mentats would have to be something else.

>>6645427
Why couldn't mentats be a cocktail of nootropics, including amphetamines?

>>6645444
Sure, I guess. It's just hard when there's no real life analogue.

Like, you know, what's in a stimpack that can instantly take you from riddled with bullets and all but dead, to 100% health without a scratch.

>>6641198
Only japanese steel could do it

>>6645020
Surely you can't be serious

>>6645491
Why wouldn't I be serious? shit looked good.

>>6645492
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capicola

>>6645493
That's capicola, not gabagool

>>6639637
fuck that bland shit

dinosaur tail

>>6638221

(Toriko dump)


Seriously, that manga makes me feel flavors I haven't even tasted.

>>6645565
Why is Spongebob holding a tray of macarons?

>>6639198
Don't choke on the bone fragments.

>>6638217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7wYECUvLE0

>Fictional foods you want to eat thread.
My gf's pussy.

>>6646037

>>6646037
are you saying she's a dude?

>>6646057
she looks more like an owl-smugfrog-mix

>>6646037
WHO IS THIS SPERM WORM?

>>6646064
Isn't the term semen demon?

>>6646037

who's this skeet parakeet?

>>6646037
Who is this...

Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sperm Worm
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
Skeet Treat
Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress
Spunk Trunk
Nut Slut
Cum Chum
Testicle Vestibule
Dick Duchess
Cock Sock
Testicle Tamer
Cock Clairvoyant
Scrotum Totem
Mattress Actress
Prostate Magistrate
Penis Machinist
Vas Viceroy

>>6646037
Who's this jizzard wizard?

>>6639278
I don't remember her dying during a burglary, though I could be thinking of a different blind badger lady.

The one I remember dying did so sitting at the feasting table while dozing off. Old age took her to her hare soldiers. When asked where they should march, she said, "to where the Sun sets", and that was when one of the other characters noticed she had passed.

That's not even the best fictional food in LotR

pic very related

>>6638217
Sea salt ice cream. There are so many recipes for it but none of them ever look the same and are all essentially frozen vanilla custard with salt and blue food coloring. Sea salt icecream appears to be water based in canon, not custard based. But it's called ice cream. It's both triggering and tantalizing. The most conflicting of feels.

>>6646077
Why does this have all of your dads nicknames on it?

Runescape cakes

>>6646239
Looks like a Boston Bun.

>>6646184
Ireland pls. Potatoes aren't fictional in the rest of the world.

>>6641149
>>6641145
you could make most of this stuff except the stuff that requires fantasy ingredients but you could just sub some, like for minotaur tongue you could just use cow/bull tongue.

>>6646268
Or ur mum's tongue rofl

>>6643041
And what he said is still correct. Why are you so autistic?

>>6646309
>this projection

>>6646330
Focusing on the specific literal facts in a statement while completely missing the actual message is textbook autism.

>>6646334
Which textbook? Please provide a source.

>>6646341
The DSM-V

>>6646346
Do you have the exact wording? Maybe a page number or a chapter? Until you provide legitimate documentation, you're just spouting buzzwords and being a failed troll.

>>6646352
10/10 master baiter

Acting autistic while denying your autism - classic

>>6646309
>>6646330
>>6646334
>>6646341
>>6646346
>>6646352
>>6646353
You are both prime example of literal autism.

>>6646353
>hurr I'll use my buzzwords again!
You still haven't provided any source on your "textbook autism".

>>6638217
Everything in Restaurant City. Can't post a pic because reasons but that game was the shit and it was a real bummer when they shut it down

>>6643090
B-but anon, potato knishes are real!
Besides little black squash balls sounds better

>>6646409
>little black squash balls
what about that phrase is appetizing? It always brings me to mind of fuckin' spider eggs or something, eugh.

>>6646425
>he doesn't eat poached Mirkwood spider eggs
Point at him and laugh!

>>6639244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHYraNetJw8

>>6646409
I think that line was referring to the type of rubber ball used in the game squash rather than balls made of the gourd squash. Squash gourds generally aren't black.

>>6639184
>>6639244


there was a company making it. But all i find is the facebook site. And i can' post it here since 4chan thinks i'm spamming

i guess they had to shut it down.

I ordered a box once..Shit was tasty..

>>6639278
>mfw the mouse whose name started with a G in the first book in the snake hole with Matthias

Fuck dude, I can still see the image from when I was 9 reading that shit.

>>6640502
this

>>6646826
>this
Back to reddit you go.

>>6646889
Stop acting so immature, you sweet summer child, you. It's just a website.

>>6644526
newfag, gtf >>>/out/

>>6639988
I will never look at these the same way again. Thank you.

>>6646037
I'm in love. ;_;

>>6638536
I remember reading these books and thinking that everything they ate was better than anything i'd ever had.

>>6639319

>He's a Mossflower lad

GOAT. The one book I kept coming back to. Salamandraston or whate

>>6639198

>congratufuckinlations

Any Britbongs ITT?

>>6639198
>cuckin' bell

All the crazy ass types of ramen from that one space dandy episode

>>6641300

> first at being immature

you what

Manna from the old testament. It was actually glucose tablets given to the Israelites by aliens.

>>6646299
He already said cow tongue

Sansa Stark's lemon cakes. But that exists so I can get it whenever I want.

>>6638536
>elderberry cordial.

This exists. Called Saint Germain. It's the most delicious thing I've ever had. Cost like 35 a bottle so I've only had the mini ones.

>>6644440
>MRE
>WW1

>>6646239
Looks like a Victoria sponge.

>>6641284

>>6648627
by toutatis!

>tfw 4chan directed me to your post when I was trying to post the same image

Raktajino!

>>6648698
I'd agree, but
>all
I don't know if I'd want to try to eat the all-metal stuff. The Phantom Ramen sounds good enough.

>>6638217
How about the fucking Honey cakes at Beorn's place in The Hobbit.