/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Parmesan and pepper mixed into beaten eggs, then tossed with hot cooked pasta and pancetta. Extra pepper and parm on top.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtfGZfIl8Bk
Literally this, James May has been making some good videos since he dropped the Top Gear job

boil pasta, fry pancetta, pull pancetta pan before pasta is done, beat eggs, black pepper, and parmesan in a bowl, pull pasta out of water and put in pancetta+fat fan, stir, add egg cheese, stir, add a splash of pasta water, stir until coagulated, add more pepper and cheese, and occasionally some hot-pepper heresy in some form or another.

>>6632746
>parmesan
>carbonara

Never say that to an italian

>>6632774
Italians are the mexicans of Europe anyway, why should anyone care what they think?

>>6632778
because there's only so much bappity-boopy a man can take.

I like to put a bit of parsley in it, I've also used choriza instead of pancetta before.

>>6632781
>choriza

is that female charizo?

>>6632781
BUTTHATSNOTCARBONARAYOUDISGRACEFULHERETIC

it's even good with cream, but that's not what nona used to make back when Mussolini took all her Lire and she couldn't afford more than one meal a day.

>>6632733
Jar Alfredo sauce with some bacon mixed in.
YOLO

Velveeta, egg,noodles and Turkey bacon. Let the Velveeta melt first the egg it.

>>6633048

>>6632733
With tri-color rotini

>>6632753

I have watched a few of his videos, I like the man but he should not be doing cooking videos lol

>>6632733
parmesan, ham/bacon/salty meat, cream, noodles. Lots of pepper (freshly ground)

>>6633084
>Lots of pepper (freshly ground)
For extra deliciousness?

>>6633048
I do that except with cubed chicken and a can of ro-tel. It spices it up pretty good.

>>6632774
I am from Italy. My entire family puts parmigiano (English: Parmesan) in it.
I don't see what the problem is.

>>6632778
>mexicans of europe
You're thinking Poles. We're more like the Colombians of Europe.

>>6633116
You're more like the Brazilians of Europe.

>>6633116
>>6633129
What about Sicilians?

>>6633130
Argentines

>>6633130
>>6633132
clearly niggers

>>6633147
I already said Argentines

>>6633130
>sicily
>europe

>>6633132
I get it! Cuz neither are white!!

>>6633129
Nah. We don't have that many immigrants. We're definitely more like Colombia. Corrupt as fuck government. Can't get shit done without having to get organised crime involved. Relatively unmixed.
Yeah.
Definitely more Colombia-like.

Brazil doesn't have enough organised crime or governmental corruption and has too much intermixing.

>>6633154
How is Sicily not Europe? It's not Africa or Asia.

>>6633154
>Brazil doesn't have enough organised crime or governmental corruption

I don't think you know very much about Brazil.

>>6633152
kek

>>6632778
>americans in charge of stereotypes

You're thinking of Romanians, anon. GABAGOOOOOOL Italians don't actually exist in Italy.

>>6633157
Because the rest of the country evolved its shape specifically to kick Sicily out of the continent.

>>6633166
Romanians aren't hard-working or Catholic enough to be Mexicans. Definitely Poles.
Romanians are just pick-pockets and thieves.
It's pretty bad when your people have a worse reputation than Bulgarians. They're not as bad as Albanians, though. No one is.

>>6633160
Not a hell of a whole lot about Brazil, no, but we have Brazilian immigrants in Italy and they're pretty okay people. The Colombians in Italy are not at all.

>>6633166
>GABAGOOOOOOL Italians don't actually exist in Italy.

/thread, we really only have the Fonzie-tier PRUHSHOOT spray tan loudmouths over here. Real Italians are bros.

>>6633200
Well, we're certainly quieter, better dressed and more congenial than our distant cousins in America, at the very least.

>>6633207
It's amazing what immigration, poverty, and discrimination can do to a people.

For anyone wondering the difference between Northern and Southern Italians, compare Fabio Lanzoni to King Jack.

>>6633221
Who the hell is "King Jack?"

>>6633216
That doesn't make any sense.
Plenty of other immigrants to the US and other countries are perfectly quiet and congenial while ItaloAmericans are mostly loud and trashy. Why?

>>6633231
>Why?

Because they're Sicilians.

I don't because bacon doesn't taste good in pasta.

I just stick to ragu's or alfredo's with vegetables.

>>6633313
>bacon doesn't taste good in pasta
>bacon doesn't taste good
>the communists have won

Garlic or no garlic?
Onion or no onion?
Cheese or cream (or both)?
butter or semen (or both?

>>6633348
No one I know adds garlic but if you like it, use it.
No one I know adds onion but if you like it, use it.
No one I know adds butter but if you like it, use it.
No one I know adds semen but if you like it, use it.
It must always have cheese.
Cream is optional but frowned upon by some. Like putting ketchup on a hotdog or hamburger in the US: optional, but frowned upon by people with no real problems in life (so they create a problem—filthy cream-carbonara-eaters!—to take up some of their free time).

>>6633348
>butter or semen
both

put eggs, optionally cheese, salt, pepper, and a bit of butter in a saucepan. bring to a boil on high heat and then cook for 90-120 minutes or until everything has fully turned to carbon. toss with freshly cooked pasta.

There is nothing wrong with putting cream in it, but either add it as a qualifier or just call it something else.