/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Use chopstick, eat in bowl, buy over priced rice, make lot of noise when eating noodles, and practice kendo.

Buy this helmet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-9jNmIB9es#t=6m24.5

I wish trolls would be a bit more creative.

>>6630583
kids these days, am i right?

>>6630511
First off make a poster of this and put it in your bedroom.

>>6630583
son, do you know where we are? this is an anime discussion site

>>6630511
Rice with 'erry meal nigga.

>>6630511
read number nine

>>6630583
you realize 4chan was created for weeaboos, by a weeaboo?

fuck off back to reddit.

>>6630600
>currently questioning my ethnicity
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>>6630532
>eat not kendo
fuck off

>>6630593
>no loli thread? loli thread.
what?

>>6630596
>>6630603

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>>6630511
I'm sorry to hear that.

>>6630650
>>>/reddit/

OP here, Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>>6630696
fucking copypasta

>>6630680

>memes

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>>6630718
please stop.

>>6630741

>in a troll thread
>wants trolls to stop?

Please, lurk moar.

-The 4Chan team

>>6630600

>>6630593
Whats the point of those curtains?

I don't identify as a weeb, but am sympathetic to your post.

Chopsticks are a must, to begin with. You should also make meals that are about variety, and shit that you can both mix and match, and eat with your chopsticks. It's all about a handful of small portions, utilizing different cooking methods.

I eat miso soup every day for breakfast, along with whatever else I have, and when you drink beer, do so only out of a comically small glass.

At this point you're on the right track - you do cook short grain rice in your rice cooker most days, right? And incorporate something pickled into every meal?

Now you need to actually start incorporation Japanese foods into your diet. There's no guarantee you'll actually enjoy them, but just be sure to not put soy sauce on your rice, or, heaven forbid, leave your chopsticks upright in your rice bowl...

Weeaboo are like garbage humans, but if there's one thing you want to learn is the Omurice. Stop being an adult child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5zGHjRaMo

>>6630511
If you love everything and love their culture, you would know what else they eat.

>>6630781
The white ones? They're decorative, the thick red ones that slide off to the side are the functional ones

Girugamesh!

hot noodle
cold noodle
buckwheat noodle
egg noodle
thick noodle
thin noodle

also weird vegetables, we had a bitter melon thread the other day that might still be up

>>6630511
Learn Japanese table manners.

>>6630511

>>6631045
"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.

>>6631634
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.

"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.

>>6631792

"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.

As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"

"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON NI IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi. Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera, and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.

Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a grave evil indeed.

Post more loli

>>6630511
>Hey guys, I love Japan. I love everything about Japan. The anime, the manga, the culture, etc.

I like how you listed anime and manga before the culture.

Tells a lot about a person.

>>6632433
FBI informed.

i never understood weeabos
the only good thing about japan is the glorious sluts and the yakuza

osaka is a bretty cool place

>>6632456
what

>>6632456
what are you, fucking seven

>>6632433
>>6632456
I was trying to say he's an uneducated weeaboo, you fucking idiot.

>>6630511
Holy shit please tell me this is just pasta

Don't listen to these trolls anon-kun.
You are on your way to becoming a true Japanese!

First is your diet.
The Japanese eat only three things

Raw Fish
Rice
Seaweed

A true Jap wakes up early in the morning, puts his Kimono on, and sets off to the river.
The first thing you want to do is find wild rice, and harvest it.
Then you find where the river flows into the ocean and gather some seaweed.
After that you trail back up the river and find a waterfall, here you shall catch a salmon.
To catch a salmon you should ONLY use your hands, anything else will get you laughed at.
Once you catch a salmon you take it to the river bank, spread rice on it, wrap it up with seaweed, and then eat.
Most important is the fIsh is still alive when you eat it! It is still debated where the first bite should be, but one of the most popular is to bite off the head first.

After your meal you can go back home and watch anime.

Congrats! You're on your way to being Japanese!

>>6632481
don't forget about drinking bleach on a daily basis

Cook your way through the Cooking With Dog channel.

I have always wanted to do it as well, but then you realize how many recipe CwD really has. Pick your favorites and go for it mang.

W-E-E-A-B-O-O

>>6630600
>3 through 9

>>6630600
>burgercock like this

Eat lots of rice, pickles, fish and miso soup. Obviously this isn't what most japanese eat today due to convenience stores and fast food, but it's definitely 'japanese' and it tastes great.

>>6630511
put a raw egg over a bowl of rice. if u can't finish it u can't eat like a japanese

>>6630600
>93,000+
Even if most of them where laughing at them it sickens me there has to be one nutter who thinks this makes sense.

>>6630511
>Japan
>The anime, the manga, the culture

anime & manga aren't Japanese culture you filthy weab. even in Japan being an otaku is frowned upon. you're just a deviant.

>>6630600
no chance this is anything other than a troll