/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6615421
How is life in hell?

>under the bun
Huh?

I had a packet of oatmeal, I didn't even feel like eating this morning.

Look at that delicious 100% food patty and the sweet delicious bacon begging to be devoured. The cheese was hot pepper. It could have been hotter but it was probably the best part about the burger.

I hope none of that plastic or coloring got into your food hopefully you don't have cancer looks good though

>>6615421
I just woke up and I haven't eat anything yet, maybe I'm going to have a cup of coffe and some cookies.

>>6615428
Cookies and coffee is a pretty good combination. What kind, Anon?

>>6615424
The sandwich came in plastic bag and was sitting on the little black plastic tray. I took it out of the bag and microwaved it for 2:22 mins on half power so it would cook more evenly. I didn't realize they put the packet of sauce under the bun between the plastic tray thing.

>>6615425
I don't know how this thing was 900 calories lol.

>>6615443
Pig assholes have a lot of calories in them.

>>6615439

>burgers are sandwiches!!!1!!

>>6615447
>look mom i posted it again!!!11!!1!

>>6615447
>meat and cheese between bread isn't a sandwich

nice maymay

>>6615421
I had a pork chop and a few hot dogs
It was from grilling out on fathers day.

>>6615452
why does the word 'burger' exist?

>>6615464
>look mom look i got a reply! watch this mom!

>>6615464
>why does the words club, Ruben, sub, etc exist

>>6615421
I ate some of the beef stew I made yesterday. I'd post a pic, but it really isn't much to look at - just brown all over
the apio I put in was a good idea, the chickpeas, not so much
all in all, tasty, but I won't spend another four hours making it anytime soon

>>6615470
>>6615474
>I don't have an answer so I'll unironically shitpost

>>6615421
this is a sad sad thread.

I had a homemade turkey patty with some bacon, half an avocado and eggs, sunny side up.

Was hungover and in a rush to get to work and they burned while I was cooking them.

>>6615478
>why does the words club, Ruben, sub, etc exist
>I don't have an answer so I'll unironically shitpost

>>6615478

Oh, I see. You're too stupid to figure it out from the example.

People like to abbreviate things or otherwise take shortcuts. For example, you left off the period at the end of your sentence. That's fine because we understood you perfectly.

Likewise people say "burger" instead of "hamburger", "sub" instead of "submarine sandwich", and so on. Those words indicate what sort of sandwich one is talking about. A Rueben and a cheeseburger are both understood to be sandwiches already so there's little point in repeating the word.

>>6615490
>A Rueben and a cheeseburger are both understood to be sandwiches

>>6615493
>A patty, in American, Canadian, Australian and New Zealand English, is a flattened, usually round, serving of ground meat or meat alternatives. The meat is compacted and shaped, cooked, and served. Patties can be eaten with a knife and a fork in dishes like Salisbury steak, but are typically served in a sort of sandwich called a "burger", or a hamburger if the patty is made from ground beef. The patty itself can also be called a burger, whether or not it is served in a sandwich, especially in the United Kingdom and Ireland, where the term "patty" is rarely used.
> typically served in a sort of sandwich called a "burger"
>a sort of sandwich called a "burger"

>A hamburger (also called a beef burger, hamburger sandwich, burger, hamburg, cheeseburger) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bun. Hamburgers are often served with lettuce, bacon, tomato, onion, pickles, cheese and condiments such as mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, relish, and green chile.[1]
>A hamburger (also called a beef burger, hamburger sandwich, burger, hamburg, cheeseburger) is a sandwich
>A hamburger (also called a...hamburger sandwich)...is a sandwich

>>6615497
tl;dr

>>6615443
I kinda feel bad eating this know that I know it's chicken and not beef

>>6615447
are you a little slow?

>>6615507
Doesn't matter if you didn't read, he proved his point and you got BTFO.

Your maymays won't save you now

Pasta with garlic, chili and king oyster mushroom.

>>6615443
>60g protein
daym, where to buy these? These will help my bulking

>>6615443
THAT SODIUM

I MEAN SHIT, I PUT SALT ON EVERYTHING BUT 118% ON A BURGER WHAT THE FUCK

>>6615642
That's the least of your worries.
>105% fat
>118% Sodium
>ingredients list is a fucking novel with all sorts of shit

I really don't know how it's even legal to sell that crap.

i made german puff pastry with quark/vanilla/strawberry filling

had some chicken curry with rice later

Just finished eating some kraft dinner.

>>6615678
I got them from the work fridge thing. It's like a big vending machine but self service. If you ever go to an big office, they sometimes have similar vending machines. If not check your local gas station for the pre made section

>>6615717
you mean macaroni and cheese

A cup of coffee and an apple. I'm unemployed at the moment, so I've been eating light breakfast or no breakfast since I don't need that energy for work.

>>6615691
How long do you think this would last til it spoils?

>>6615443
How the fuck is the bacon the MAIN ingredient in a bacon cheeseburger?

>>6616230
>bacon cheeseburger
>bacon
>cheeseburger
>bacon first, then cheeseburger

What's the problem, officer?

>>6616237
ingredients are supposed to be listed in order of weight; the first ingredient being the item the product contains the most of, and the last being the ingredient the product contains the least of.

>>6616244
autism.

>>6616237
By your logic, the cheese should be listed after the bacon. Fortunately, my uneducated dimwitted boardmate, the ingredients are not listed by which order the food is named with but by the amount and content of said ingredients. Although, upon further review it seems the bacon is the only actual single foodstuff in that hamburger.

>>6615779
I mean Kraft Dinner.

>>6616253
I don't know about elsewhere, but it's a legal requirement in Canada where I am.

So go fall on a sharp rock, shitspasm.

>>6616244

Ingredient labels =/= normal real life conversation.

>>6616265
>normal real life conversation

>>6615443
>mechanically separated chicken
>vegetable protein product
>natural grill flavor
>hanburger seeded
what the fuck am I reading, is this food

>>6615443
>all that soy
Might as well eat a boca burger.

>>6615421
pretty sure you put on the sauce first then microwave it. Doesn't matter, you are the poster child of depression

>>6616294
>not seeding his hanburger with activated almonds

>>6615439
Well, at least it didn't come in a can. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.

>>6616262
>macaroni and cheese
>side dish
>"dinner"

No. Even Canadians have appetites.

>>6616290
>not seeding his hanburger with activated almonds

>>6616321
ok i put some meat in it too, it's dinner now right?

>>6616333
Better.

>>6616333

pretty strong chicken broth with meat veggies egg whites some noodles and bread. its almost midnight and having a second beer. i guess im cutting

>>6616290
Do you think they actually grilled it? Where's the grill marks. I'm going to ask for a refund.

>>6616262
Do Canadians really only eat Mac and cheese for dinner?

>>6615443
this is 100% without a doubt, bullshit.

>>6616834
Only trailer trash and poor Canadians do. I'll have KD once in a blue moon, but accompanied with some veg and a pork cutlet or something.

Chicken jalapeno sausages and BBQ sauce wrapped in Trader Joes garlic pizza dough. Like a home made hot pocket, but good, and under 520 calories for both!

>>6616844
What do you mean? You do seed your hamburgers?

>>6615421
>>6615425
>>6615439
>>6615443

>>6619894
I feel bad for eating it now and I'll probably stick to the breakfast sandwiches

>>6615421
vodka.

I had a piece of pizza cold at like 3pm. Bout to actually cook and eat some salmon and sweet potato mash tho.

nothing, is that bad? like i havent ate in 24h

Morning: Pistachios, coffee with milk and sugar and a kit kat and 2 smokes - for a proper shit.

Lunch at work: Sandwich with turkey, cheese and tomato.

7PM meal: home made garlic baguettes with sharp cheddar and some leftover chilli

>>6618107
>hamburger
>not hanburger
get it together man