/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Everyone is trashy in one way or another. In what way are you assuming 50% of the people here are?

why would you glaze a cake donut?

>>6614001
most of the doughnuts I see are glazed in some form, where are you from?

>>6614007
the only non yeast donuts I see are old fashioned cake which sometimes have a glaze but mostly not

Connecticut

>>6614014
It depends on where you go, but glazed cake donuts aren't all that uncommon.

VA here.

>>6614016
now that I'm thinking I forgot about the chocolate ones that come glazed and un glazed

Cake doughnuts are so gross.

All of the posts I see on here

>I'M A GIRL/HAVE A GF AND HERE'S MY BLOG ALSO IT'S SLIGHTLY FOOD RELATED SO IF ANYBODY TELLS ME TO STOP BLOGGING I CAN JUST CALL THEM JEALOUS XDDDDDDD SO MY GF IS SUPR CUTE AZN AND WE HAV SEX A LOT WUTS GUD DINER IDEA CUZ I CANT US EGOOLGE
>WOW WTF I THOUGHT THIS WAS FOOD AND COOKING NOT FAST FOOD WTFFFFF HOW DARE PEOPLE POST FOOD I DON'T LIKE FUCKING FATTIES BECAUSE NOBODY CAN EAT ANYTHING UNHEALTHY IN MODERATION WTF
>WHY DO AMERICANS
>LOL VEGANS ARE DUMB
>LOL "CARNISTS"(not a word) ARE DUMB
>LOL I'M SO INTELLIGENT EVERY AROUND ME IS AN IDIOT WHO WASN'T GRACED BY THE CULINARY GODS AS I WAS *tips fedora* (pleb stories).
Inane circlejerk ^
>ONLY RETARDS LIKE CHEAP BEER
>ONLY PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLES LIKE CRAFT BEER/IPAS
>IF YOU LIKE ANYTHING POPULAR/UNPOPULAR YOU'RE A HIPSTER (how the fuck does that even work)
>BEANS IN CHILI DESPITE BEING RECOGNIZES AS LEGITIMATE IS THE SAME THING AS SKULL-FUCKING MY DEAD TEXAN GRANDMOTHER
>EVERYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A FEDORA/SJW/"LIBTARD"//pol//MINORITY/JEW/INSERT BOOGEYMAN

Why do I even go on this wretched shithole of a board

>>6614022
also strawberry

>>6614027
Fuck off retard, we're talking about donuts now.

>>6614034
Cake donuts are shit and everybody who disagrees with me is a fedora, SJW, libtard, /pol/, insert minority here, jew and/or insert boogeyman here

>>6614029
God this is making me want donuts.

Recently moved and found a local place nearby that makes hella good cake donuts, they make them fresh as you're ordering and you can see the whole process behind the counter. Need to get me some sometime this week.

>>6614027
autism, everybody

>>6614029
those are frosted though

>>6613983
Co/ck/s tend to be pretty poor compared to the denizens of other boards like /fit/, /g/ and /k/, poor is not however necessarily synonymous with trashy.

>>6614043
Oh, I forgot that one. If you can't form an actual argument just call your opponent autistic

>>6614038
krispy kreme?

>>6614046
Forsooth! Reply once more that I might best you in honorable combat, "opponent".

>>6614027
is this new copy pasta...?

>>6613989
Fucking answer me, OP.

>>6614096
>Forsooth!
Autism confirmed

>>6614027
you forgot the classic ketchup and steak argument.

>>6613989
>>6614143
All of the threads about fast food, snacks, alcohol, hating any healthy food fad like gluten, quinoa, kale, etc.

>>6614029
MMM SO GOOD LOOK AT ALL THAT SUGAR, GLUTEN, AND FAT COATED IN SUGAR, SUGAR SYRUP, AND COLORING! DON'T FORGET TO ADD THE SUGAR GLAZE AND CHUNKS OF CARAMELIZED SUGAR AND LITTLE ROUND SUGAR COLORS. WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS OUT ON ANY OF THAT SUGAR.

Fucking things give me heartburn just looking at them. Eugh.

Wtf is a cake doughnut and a yeast doughnut?

>>6614219
I'm kind of with you on this one... I fucking hate sugary sweets. Bittersweet all the way.

>>6614222
Uh gee I don't know maybe use your fucking brain and think about it for a second?

Maybe one is dense and heavy like cake and the other is light and airy like yeast raised breads?

Fucking dipshit.

>>6614228
you can shove your elitist doughnut knowledge up your ass you fuck boy

>>6614219
> GLUTEN
stopped reading here. nothing's wrong with gluten unless you have celiac disease. you do not have celiac disease. shut the fuck up.

>>6614027
You forgot some:
>TIPPING SUX LOL SERVANTS AMIRITE?
>CUSTOMERS R FAGETS I PUT MY DICK IN SOMEONES DR PECKER HOW BOUT U?
>HEY LOOK WHAT I JUST POSTED AM I A MEEM YET GUIES?
>JAPANESE FOOD! LOOK AT ALL MY SUSHI!
>MEAT SOUP: THE THREAD
>WHAT DO I DO WITH 50 POUNDS OF RAMEN?
>WHAT CAN I EAT FOR $10 A YEAR?

>>6614044
its actually a glaze, just a bit thicker and flavored compared to most doughnut glazes

>>6614376
theres nothing good about gluten either

>>6614423
yeah man, it's not like the entirety of western civilization was built on its back. fuck wheat

>>6614355
Are you clinically retarded?

>yeasty pillowy donuts

>>6614189
>gluten
That isn't even a health thing, though, it's pure stupidity to actively avoid it. Quinoa and kale are fine as ingredients, they're just way over played and hyped. There's plenty of other ingredients and combinations of ingredients that are similar nutritionally and in some cases better, but people keep shoehorning them in, sometimes at ridiculous expense, because of the trend.

>>6614795
>gluten
>isn't even a health thing
>it's pure stupidity to actively avoid it

>>6614803
>pic
good

>>6614222
>>6614228
>>6614355
>>6614602
My first 5 min on /ck/ and I'm already laffin. Guess fat people are jolly, just like advertised.
Anyways, where do I ask about simple ways to make chicken interesting ?
I'm visiting from /fit/, nohomo.

>>6614815
Go back home to your meme board you cuck

>>6614815
Do you know how many times a week we get /fit/izens asking that shit?

Spices. Curry powder, cumin, whatever. Salt. Maranade it a couple days beforehand in lemon juice. Bam.
Now fuck off.

I thought I knew what a donut was until now. Thanks guys.

>>6614045
>/k/
>not poorfag: the board
Nowhere else will you find that many poor fags circle jerking over 50$ nuggets like they're God's given gift to our people.

hi /fit/. welcome to /fat/.

>>6614029
>>6614044
>>6614219
They're plastic. You can see the glue around the sprinkles ffs.

>>6614833
>>6614836
Cheer up and have another deep refried donut you fat cunts.
Thanks for the half assed advice. Guess I'll just lurk for a while, you guys are hilarious.

>>6613983
poorest board, /v/

richest board. /biz/ or /tg/

>>6614872
>/tg/
How do you figure ?

>>6614885
/tg/ has some expensive hobbies.

>>6614406
>>WHAT CAN I EAT FOR $10 A YEAR?

>>6614849
/k/ also has a shitload of richfags
checkout any arsenal thread

>>6613983
Maybe right
Definitely a fuckwit

>>6614156
>not realising you're bein mocked
>calling someone else autistic
>pot, kettle

You're all a bunch of spergs.

>>6614423
It's a protein that, when combined with legumes, provides all essential amino acids. Now STARCH, that's good for nothing besides being delicious.

Who the hell eats for their health anyway. As long as you get al your macro's, vitamins, fiber and minerals, it really doesn't ,atter that much. Just don't become a fatty.

>>6613983
Trashy girls are hot, though.

>>6614423
>nothing good about gluten
>the literal foundation, the stretchy edible glue that binds western cuisine together

You cannot be this dumb.

>>6614872
you forgot cgl(well the lolita part anyhow)

I some times eat out of the trash does that count?

>>6613983
>50% of /ck/ posters are trashy people.
I don't know whether I'd agree, but this board has opened my eyes to how many Americans eat.

I'm a food writer slumming it here. Most of the folks I know on the food scene are restaurant owners and people in the wine business. My world is all slow food, locavore stuff where your purveyors are almost as important as your chef. Chances are you've actually met some of the winemakers whose bottles are on your list. Most home cooks I know are equally ruthless about sourcing their ingredients, participating in CSA's, shopping at farmers' markets and running all over town to specialty shops tracking down the "right" ingredients.

So coming here and seeing people talking about chicken breast, fast food and frozen pizza is like looking into bizarro-world. Gives me an appreciation for how the other half lives. I'm morbidly fascinated, and spend way too much time procrastinating writing clicking on threads about crazy garbage people eat in this country.

>>6614026
Counterpoint: sour cream cake donuts.

>>6615395
For all that you wrote and it seems as if you put a lot of time into it but you didn't say anything or get any point across. In fact you come across as a cunt.

What special snowflake nation are you from?

>>6615395
>food writer
>slums
>probably gets discounted if not free meals
You have no grounds to be pretentious.

>>6615486
aren't those just old fashioned?

>>6615496
Obviously America.

>>6614927
They're only expense if you think of it as one big purchase. Spends 20-30$ a week on models isn't really expensive. And pen and paper you can either pirate the books as mind one time expense of 50$ for a rulebook.

>>6615496
>special snowflake
>>6615501
>pretentious.
This is the kind of shit that keeps me coming here - a completely morbid fascination with this attitude - that anyone who consider turning their nose up at garbage food has to be some kind of elitist. To me that's as absurd as making fun of people for reading books. I almost can't believe it's not trolling, but I see it every day here.

>>6614027
you forgot the alco-feels threads.

>>6615637
This is getting creepy.
Please stop.

>>6614815
>Anyways, where do I ask about simple ways to make chicken interesting?

Have sex with it.

>>6614037
>/pol/

We have feelings too you know!