/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6606350
>that guy who uses vinegar based ketchups

>>6606350

>that ketup who uses barbecue based guy sauces

>>6606350
>>6606405
Nobody in their right mind would hate mustard-based bbq sauce. Good shit.

>>6606350
why is she so perfect.

>>6606419
Because she's made entirely of plastic.

Mustard based is best, then vinegar, then ketchup. any of them are easily ruined by being too sweet.

Taylor swift is perfect because she writes her own songs, thus demonstrating her worth as a creator as well as a performer. Plus she's very cute. In an ideal world she would go back to making country music and get married to the guy from lucero and sing beautiful duets about forgiving eachother's transgressions.

>>6606440
too bad she gets kids to drink diet coke for a chance to meet with her instead

>>6606350
Why is everyone in this thread posting from the same IP address, and is also posting on /esfores/

Op ITT: Faggots who don't know BBQ.

While I don't use ketchup in my sauce (I use tomato paste and vinegar though), I think BBQ sauce is one of the few proper uses of ketchup. Fuck vinegar sauce, "white" sauce, and people who don't know what proper BBQ sauce is made of.

>>6606426
What did she get done?

Anyone got a good recipe for a bbq sauce that's not ketchup based?

that guy who uses HFCS-based bbq sauces

>using barbecue sauce at all

smoke and rubs are the only things you need

>not using THE BEST BARBECUE SAUCE YOU'LL EVER TASTE

>that guy that doesn't use alabama white sauce on his chicken

>>6606896
Nope.

>that guy who pre spreads ketchup

>>6606739

Yeah, you use a vinegar or mustard based sauce.

For example:
http://noblepig.com/2010/01/east-carolina-barbeque-sauce-for-pulled-pork/

>that guy who pours his cereal after his milk

>>6607762
well memed, good sir.

>>6607153
>carolina barbecue
>good

pick one.

>>6607778
I pick Carolina barbecue because it's god tier.

>>6606412

I really want to hang out with Guy, chilling out at a beach party, sipping some brews, having a bbq while listening to Smash Mouth live

>>6606350

>>6606440

honestly, I've never liked her music, or her all that much - she's probably a starfish in bed. That said, she's good at what she does.

>>6606440
creating your own art doesn't really mean anything if its garbage.

>>6606440
Before I'd been to America I used to fantasize about how BBQ sauces would taste. I'd imagines something smokey, spicy and robust. I was really disappointed to to find out that it was sweet to an almost cloying degree. It was such a disappointment.

>>6608803
>he thinks bbq sauce is all the same shit across a gigantic country

>>6608813
No I don't but firstly BBQ sauce is a southern thing so it's not all across the country and secondly if I didn't find any redeeming quality in one version to seek out other versions. But still are there any versions that are not predominantly sweet.

>>6608821
>Man, I smelled a nasty fart.
>All other air on the planet can't be any better, I guess I'll just never breathe again.

>>6608803
Sweet bbq is ass.

Its all about that vinegar based bbq.

i've been using a lot of apricot jam in my barbecuing lately.

i often use just a basic spice rub, then glaze the meat with the jam as it cooks.

it's delicious. but i think i can work on it. maybe incorporate some chili and vinegar in there.

>>6608885
why would you not have some apple cider vinegear with your jam in the first place? the sweetness of just jam is so one dimensional. also chillis go without saying.

>>6608848
You've given a really bad example. If i smelt a bad fart I'd know that farts stink. What you are suggesting is the equivalent of having a bad BBQ sauce and writing off all sauces or even all food. No I just wrote off all BBQ sauces. But maybe I'll try a vinegar based one.

>>6608821
There's midwest bbq sauces too. How about you stop talking about stuff you don't know about?

>>6608962
lol so what was lacking in my culinary experience of America was stuff from the midwest? I think I can live with that.

>>6608803
BBQ sauces can be completely different depending on what part of the country you are in. For example, in North Carolina, they use vinegar based sauces, and in South Carolina, they use mustard based sauces. The cloyingly sweet kind is like the stuff you get at the supermarket, real BBQ joints don't use it.

>>6608967
Just saying. It's a bummer you had a shitty time. I wish we could have pointed you in the right direction. Unfortunately the best bbq here is just not really so accessible to tourists (too many shitty restaurants with good marketing around)

If you want something spicy and smokey, i'd recommend you try some texas style bbq sauce. Rudy's (a chain in texas but has good sauce) sells theirs online, if you're anxious to try something like that.

Not sure if this is a popular opinion, but this is one of my favorite BBQ sauces

>not buying Gates' sauce

>>6608976
>It's a bummer you had a shitty time
I haven't. I loved some of the food. Just the BBQ sauce was a disappointment. And the cheaper candy. Everything else was good to great.

>>6609017

HI MAY I HELP YOU?


Shit atmosphere, no thanks.

I'll stick to Papa Bobs, thanks.

>>6609017
>not Arthur Bryants
>not Okie Joes

you are cancer

>>6609153
>he doesn't know that Arthur Bryant's is exactly the same as Gates, only grittier

>>6609146
>HI MAY I HELP YOU?

holy shit, that's how they greet customers who walk in?

that's the phrase you use when you encounter a stranger who wandered into an area they're not supposed to be. it's inquisitive and passive-aggressive.

>>6606350

>>6609159
You must be all kinds of stupid.

>>6606350

Something about her looks weird

>>6611984
Probably that she's taller than you.

>>6608803
You bought Sweet Babby Ray's, didn't you?

>>6610801
>his tastebuds are so shit he can't even tell that Arthur Bryant's and Gates are really fucking similar

>>6609104
Well that's good.

>>6612001
>being shorter than 5' 10"
>not killing yourself

when will you learn?

>>6606737
See I thought so.
She is perfect.

this thread is shit, let's get back on track:

What is your favorite BBQ recipe ?

>>6612497
>BBQ recipe ?
BBQ sauce of course

this thread is shit, let's get back on track:

What is your favorite BBQ sauce recipe ?

alabama white bbq sauce looks pretty good.

i imagine it tastes like macaroni salad dressing, which i like dipping my chicken in.

>>6612509
>macaroni salad dressing
what kind of weird shit do you people eat in the US ?

apparently it's specific to northern alabama.

i was in huntsville when i was a kid, and went to plenty of bbq restaurants. i don't recall seeing it. but i do recall plenty of kansas city-style sauce.

Australian here. I got some of this stuff the other day, it's amazing.

>>6612542
Forgot picture.

>>6612070
she didnt get anything done
she was made by a corporation

checkm8

>>6606350
What is this gif from? Can I get a source? Tay-tay please.