/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6607208
>serving fazoli's at a wedding.
Scumbag pleb.

>>6607244
What's the problem? My brother is completely fine with it and it saves him money.

What do you want? Stupid shit like cavier and prime cut meat to impress people?

Get the fuck out of here.

>>6607246
It some couples special day and you're having stuff from a junk food chain?
C'mon man.

>>6607249
>MUH SPECIAL DAY SO I HAVE TO SPEND 10 GRAND ON FOOD LIKE A FUCKING RETARD

No

>>6607244
i know right? if the food at a wedding doesn't make me feel like a kid on christmas morning, i poop in their tailpipe so when everyone watches them drive away it plops out.

>>6607253
/ck/ is easily the most patrician board on 4Chinks........

>>6607253
> not cooking some tasty cheap home made food for your brothers wedding
why even live?

>>6607208

why even fucking bother with a wedding if it's just going to be horseshit. just wait a few years until you can do something nice.

any time I go to a wedding that doesn't have champagne I leave disappointed.

which isn't to say I won't have fun, parties, free food and booze are usually a decent time

but this isn't a fucking party it's a wedding. goddamn.

>>6607253
why are you paying these people for this garbage

>>6607272
>>6607270
>>6607269
>>6607262

If you're not going to tell me what's the tastiest thing at fazolis you can fuck right off.

>>6607208
>Fazolis food to cater my brother's wedding
So why do you hate your brother?

>>6607287
>So why do you hate your brother?

>Spending over a thousand dollars is hating my brother

Why do you hate fazolis?

Did you not consider TV dinners for the guests?

>>6607208
>Nothing to drink but iced tea and two lemonades

Ugh.

Toasting the happy couple with cans of bud lite.
:^)

>>6607360
and we'll be fucked up having a great time instead of spending 20000 for a meal the size of a small pea and top shelf liquor.

Fucking faggot

>>6607378
You're one classy guy.
What's the names of these two cousins who are getting married?

>>6607388
>You're one classy guy.

Thanks

>What's the names of these two cousins who are getting married?

Your two Lesbian parents.

>>6607208
Black people think Fazoli's is fine dining.

>this retard who threw money out the window for literal shit food
>now trying to justify his retarded decision and insulting everybody calling him out on his bullshit

>>6607428
It's not stupidity it's just being on the bottom of the social ladder.

>>6607428
>>this retard who threw money out the window for literal shit food

It's not throwing money away if we eat it you fucking fool. I bet you spent 30 g's on "PRIME CUT STEAKS" and meals that look like vomit sauce on a pea.


>>now trying to justify his retarded decision and insulting everybody calling him out on his bullshit

>Implying i'm not blowing you faggots the fuck out

>>6607208
Don't forget to make sure there's plenty of ketchup.

>>6607208

>mfw you spent all this money on shit Fazoli's catering
>mfw you could have fucking cooked an awesome meal yourself for this amount of money
>mfw I'm going to cook at my own wedding

I've had Fazoli's catering before, and it sucks. Always manages to be cold. And it's just shitty pasta.

>>6607208
>fast food for a wedding
Hilarious

>Fazoli's at a wedding

I understand not wanting to spend a bunch of money, but if you're going to cheap out, why not just make a bunch of homemade shit, like people used to do? Not only is it cheaper than anything else, but it'll taste better, too.

If you don't know how to cook well, get the fuck off /ck/

>>6607434
>It's not stupidity it's just being on the bottom of the social ladder.

says the retarded hipster that probably refers to himself as a "Foodie" prancing around downtown manhattan eating $400 meals made by some French homosexual who using expensive garnishes that he pretends to like because it's expensive and "Sophisticated".

>>6607440
Kek

>>6607450
>this much buttmad in one tiny post

You know there's a middle ground between bottom-tier Italian fast food and the most over-priced and minimalist of haute cuisine, right?

We're about good, homemade, unpretentious food here at /ck/. Not mass produced garbage.

>>6607456
Here's your meal, would you like a $5000 glass of wine with that?

>ITT: OP is a buttblasted literal retard

Did anyone ever stop to think that maybe OP was just memeing?

>>6607460
Your complete lack of knowledge about all food that isn't from a fast food chain tells me that you are, in fact, trailer trash. Either that, or you're just upset.

>>6607465
>>6607474

Here's your meal...that'll be $500

I'm having so much fun BTFO you guys.

>>6607479
I know that down in Joplin, MO, or Islip, LI, or whatever shithole you're from, they don't have these kinds of meals, but in real life(as in outside of your sad delusions) that would be one of 12-16 courses in a $500 meal.

Why are you so poor? Is it a generational thing, or are you just a fuckup?

>>6607486
>Why are you so poor?

Please faggot, i've seen poor people blow hundreds of dollars on stupid shit like expensive gourmet meals and clothing.

>I know that down in Joplin, MO, or Islip, LI,

I'm from Staten Island my brother moved to VA, nice generalization though you fucking pleb.

>>6607479
Classic /ck/ pleb post.
I'm not apologising for being financially sound.

>>6607500
>Staten Island

ahhhhh, now it all makes sense. you would have honestly come off looking better if you had said you were from Islip.

When fucking shit-ass Long Island has less of a trashy connotation to it than where you're from, it's time to move.

This thread is fucking GOLD.
>screen capping the lot
:^)

>>6607500
>i've seen poor people blow hundreds of dollars on stupid shit like expensive gourmet meals and clothing
I've seen a poor faggot blow a thousand dollars on absolute shit meals in this very thread
I bet he's also blown a thousand dicks

>>6607511
Staten Island has no trailer parks you fucking moron.

Are you upset that your gay French lover left you paying the tip at that fancy restaurant?

>>6607525
Homophobia is common amongst the dregs of society.

>>6607525
https://local.google.com/local?f=q&hl=en&q=2701+Goethals+Road+Staten+Island+NY

You may call them "mobile homes" or just "homes", but they're fucking trailers.

if you want me to delete this post, I will, since it technically tells everyone where you live.

>>6607525
>Staten Island has no trailer parks you fucking moron
you would know, you've looked everywhere for a place to live, right?

Seriously, OP, think about it.
Cancel some of that and replace it with self made pizza, canapés, pasta salad, lemonade, etc. If you don't know how, you can learn.
It's not that you should buy overpriced fancy stuff, just don't waste all that money when you could make so much better use of it.

>>6607542
>You may call them "mobile homes" or just "homes", but they're fucking trailers.

>Being this assmad that he googled for it
>Cherry picking THE ONLY fucking mobile home "Trailer park" on staten island. WOWWWW

>>6607547
>you would know, you've looked everywhere for a place to live, right?

Weak ass joke bro, come better than that you fucking faggot.

>>6607555
You seem upset.

This might be the greatest /ck/ thread since Ronnie's Burgers.

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>>6607576
>You seem upset.

Says the hipster.

How would you like your dinner today you stupid bitch? Is the $200 french dressing Tuna TAR TAR truffle sauce good enough for you? Or would you like the Asiago Bouffa filet?


I'll be eating a damn good filling Fazoli's meal while you pick apart your $7000 grain of rice with lettuce on top.

>>6607592
>he thinks french dressing is fancy
kek, keep going.

>G'day m'lady, i only take my dates to the FINEST French cuisine restaurants. Only poor white trash eat stuff from Fazoli's

>>6607597
>>he thinks french dressing is fancy

This just proves that you're a food hipster.

kek, keep going.

>>6607600
i thought fazoli was italian

I don't know who is trolling who anymore.

>>6607622
>HURR DURR YOU HAVE TO BE TROLLING IF YOU GOT FAZOLIS HURR YOU HAVE TO SPEND 10K ON MEALS FOR A WEDDING THAT NOBODY WILL CARE ABOUT THE DAY AFTER


dumbass

>>6607627
here's your reply, mr. troll.

>>6607627
>damage control for a fast food wedding

>>6607208
>makes s fazolis thread
>doesnt get
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OP pleb confirmed

>>6607632
here's your reply, faggot.

>>6607208
Pic very related.

>>6607445
It's too bad you'll never get married.

>>6607676
projecting lel

>all these faggots saying they'll make their own food at their wedding
Yeah, enjoy being a faglord who only has your sperg friends over for Mountain Dew and Dorito hors d'oeuvres. If you really have the time and patience to cook for over 400 people then you're a foodservice pleb and deserve the worst in life.

WAAAAAA...
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>>6607684
You should make a tripcode for yourself. I just want to watch you post. Please never leave ck. Your autism is amazing.

>>6607684
>wedding
>over 400 people
your own fault for inviting people you don't even know just to show off your premium fazolis meals

Plebius Maximus arrived. Dont forget your Pabst Blue Ribbon, m8. Wouldnt want to shag your sister/niece sober now, would ye?

>>6607694

and don't forget your french tar tar sauce and $7000 wine that taste the same as a $50 bottle. Wouldn't want to shag your gay french boyfriend/his brother, would ye?

>>6607690
LA!

WA FUCKING LA!

>>6607692
>he doesn't invite his friends and families, his coworkers, his footie team, his drinking buddies down at the pub, his outdoorsman club buddies, his old college buddies, and all their plus ones
Enjoy being a lonely loser, sport.

>>6607697
OP's butthurt is palpable

>>6607694
>>6607710

>A person of my sophistication/caliber would never eat at Fazoli's. *Tips Foodie Fedora*

>>6607709
>friends and families
that's literally it, if you invite more than that you're a faggot that needs to show off because you have some underlying mental issues and need to compensate for something

>>6607723
>that's literally it, if you invite more than that you're a faggot that needs to show off because you have some underlying mental issues and need to compensate for something

says the hipster that would spend 10k in catering to impress people

>>6607709
>inviting your coworkers
I would be so pissed if someone did this. I don't like going to weddings when it's my fucking immediate family, and the last thing I want to do is go to the wedding of some asshole I work with. But then I'd look like the asshole for saying no. Fuck that shit.

>>6607697
Keep making the same "jokes" about food that you clearly have no knowledge of being overpriced. 50$ bottles of wine is tremendously better than fastfood ice tea, but hey, do what you want mate.

>>6607726
nice strawman

>>6607728
>But then I'd look like the asshole for saying no

No, you don't. That's all in your head.

>>6607697
I honestly can't imagine what it's like to be of such low social standing that your idea of fancy food is tartar sauce.

>>6607729
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>>6607729
>>6607730

>I only use top grade garnishes and spend $700 for 2 meals

*Tips Organic grocery bag*

>>6607734
Only if I lie and come up with a reason other than "I don't want to go to your shitty wedding."

I always feel like not wanting to do something because you think it's going to be boring is an insulting reason to give someone for not attending their function.

>>6607735

>Low social standing

Oh look anon, your $7000 pea meal with a scoop of mahi mahi is ready! Only reserved for the most sophisticated foodie in a high social standing.

>>6607737
>>6607741
did you get raped by a chef of a fancy hotel or something?

I enjoyed wrecking you faggots but i gotta run for now. I'll be back on in a few hours to destroy each and every one of you.

>>6607728
Unlike you plebs that work jobs you hate, I work in a studio with people who actually enjoy working together. Stay retarded, fuccboi.

>>6607741
This is a past tasting menu from The French Laundry, considered by many to be the best restaurant in America. For $240, you get everything on this menu; you don't just get one little dish. You get 12 small courses of the best food you've ever had, and it's a whole dining experience. You would know these things if you had a spare $300, but I doubt that's ever happened.

All of your trolling and baiting aside, do you honestly think high end restaurants consist of a single course?

>>6607633
HOLY VAZOLIS
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>>6607684
Ok, now I understand. Over 400 people, what the hell, there'll be bigger problems than the catering.

>>6607754
but you could get two party pronto meals for that!

>>6607748
Imagine, everyone, that you went through life with this little self-awareness.

Do you think it's a happier life, being oblivious to any and all foibles you possess?

>>6607728
>I don't like going to weddings
Not even if there's free fazoli's?

>>6607763
Plebs like that would rather spend their time in the basement shitposting at imaginary bogeymen on a Polynesian dance forum.

>>6607763
Only if there's also a tapped keg of Natty Ice

>>6607766
>on an [Asian country] [topic] [meeting place]

only redditors talk like this

>>6607777

Is this some Africa tier dollars or something? Nothing on this list looks like a 100 of real money worth..

>>6607777
>people won't check these quads

>>6607777
>F
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OP thinks spending a thousand bucks on fast food is baller or something but gets indignant when people suggest he spend a real amount of money on actual food suitable for a wedding.

FUCKING POOR AS FUCK don't even try to pretend you're some hedge-fund cunt you slag

>>6607799
double fazolis!

This is viral marketing. Nobody gives a fuck about some shitty italian chain with dried out crusty pasta.

It should go without saying that ordering fast food to cater a wedding is pretty weak. Nice shilling.

>>6607960
Kek

>>6607960
You know the saying "There is no such thing as bad publicity."?

That doesn't apply to restaurants

>>6607960
>This is viral marketing

What's viral about it? Are you sharing it with your friends on social media? No? Then it's not fucking viral. You seem to be confusing plain 'ol shilling with viral marketing.

>>6608032
I have never even heard of Fazoli's outside of /ck/

>>6608033
Well, dude you know, viral marketing IS shilling, and I hate to break it to you, 4chan is actually a popular anonymous social media site.

>>6607208
>>6607748
receipt or didn't happen

>>6608036
(me neither ;^) )

>>6607679
>>6607676
Are you two women. Or did a dude really diss another dude by telling him that he won't get married.

>>6607435
>"PRIME CUT STEAKS"
dis niggas new nickname

I like that it is the ultimate in fancy food for him. like

walmart hotdogs<gas station taquitos<mom meatloaf<fazolis<olive garden<PRIME CUT STEAKS

>>6608095

>>6607777
GET A FUCKING LOAD OF THOSE FAZOLI'S

>>6608044
But shilling isn't viral marketing gaylord.

>>6608044
>Well, dude you know, viral marketing IS shilling,

Nope.

>>4chan is actually a popular anonymous social media site.

So not only do you not know what "viral marketing" means, but you seem to think that 4chan is "social media"? Wrong again.

Viral markeing is the creation of an idea that people spread amongst themselves, the way that a virus spreads from person to person. For example if you see a funny video and you send the link to all your friends and they send the link to their friends, etc, that's "viral". There's none of that happening here so it's clearly not "viral".....unless you think this thread is so cool that you posted to facebook about it, but frankly I don't think anyone did that.

This is either shilling, or someone trolling by spouting the "fazolis meme". There's nothing viral here.

I had the twisty and creamy chicken parmigano the other day OP it was delicious

>>6607400

You are getting absolutely rek't in this thread

>>6607748

Why? Gonna be late for your Chili's reservation?

Someone archive this sperglord please

>>6607684
Pardon me, Gaylord, but its entirely possible to cook for a small wedding or wedding event, and have it turn out beautifully and tastefully. I'm a professional photographer and my spouse is an engineer, and we not only hosted, but also cooked our own rehearsal dinner the night before our wedding, and it was amazing. (We had the reception catered, though, and it was gorgeous and delicious).

there is literally nothing wrong with fazolis

>>6607208

>>6609210
Your point?

I really liked fazoli's as a kid. Wish the one in my town didn't shut down.

Dude, subway caters too.

>>6607208
LUB ME SUM FAZOLIS CHECK EM

>>6609301
Thanks for sharing your feels, anon. We're all with you.

>>6609430
Thanks, I still remember going there with my mom and my cousin on my 16 birthday. It was the last time.

What's the obsession with Fazoli's?

>>6609189
Peasant.

>>6607208
If a bomb goes off at this wedding you realise Americas welfare bill will halved.

>>6609833
there is literally nothing wrong with fazolis

>>6607627
>FOR A WEDDING THAT NOBODY WILL CARE ABOUT THE DAY AFTER
Nobody except you know...the bride and groom.

Bump for plebeian keks.
:^)

>>6612566
fuck off

>>6609030
Massive fag detected.

This thread is absolutely fucking hilarious. Is /ck/ always this much fun ? Yes, it's my first time here.

>>6607208
ahahahaha, is this what people in america really do? its like whitetrash movie

afterward, couplle stops in drive through mcdonalds because they are so fat ahahah

in europe you would be put in jail for this

i bet you have a dispenser and a ballpit at wedding too

>mfw the servers ask the guests, do you want fries with that?

>mfw the priest is ronald mcdonald

>mfw the groom presents the rings in a happy meal

>>6614877
Go to bed Ahmed

>>6614877
>happy meal
>wedding
>happy

>>6607208
America: The Thread.

This fucking thread, my sides.
Thank you.

Jesus Christ, how fucking wretched and disgusting do you need to be to order Fazolis for a wedding, that is literally 1 step up from getting everyone big macs and bud lite.

Your brother is going to be talking about how you ruined his wedding for a long long time.

>>6609966
Fucking underrated

(things that never happened - the thread)

Anon, it was funny for the first five replies. After that, you just started to try too hard. Nonetheless, nice trolling m8. 9/11.
Pic related, your brother's wedding dish.

>>6615269
cringe

>>6607777
fucking checked

Couldn't you at least have ordered Burger King? I bet for $1000+ the manager would show up at your wedding dressed up as the King and dance with your brother's new wife.

>>6616310

id do it for $50 and fight the manager dressed up as the king for another $50 on the dance floor after enough PBR

>>6607253
>the only two options to spend are 1 grand or 10 grand

no middle ground

>>6614877
I once was witness to the most red neck wedding ever at a trailer park (my cousin owned a house nearby and the trailer park sits next to a lake that's open to the public).

It was catered by some local burger joint (which actually isn't really all that bad assuming the burgers were good), the groom wore a trucker hat with a short-sleeve dress shirt/tie combo, the bride wore a short skirt and tube top and was ridden in on a golf cart, and the minister was wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt with the sleeves cut off.

Also when the bride and groom kissed, everyone erupted in a cheer of "yeehaw!".

I was convinced that I had walked in on the set of some sort of low-budget comedy.

>>6616443
>a bunch of people got together and had a lot of fun
>I watched from a distance judging them
yeah you sure showed them

So i finally return after actually having a life to this board to check to see if there were any threads about some good craft beer and low and behold you faggots kept my thread alive with your food hipster attitude.

For those of you who can't read and are mentally handicapped i already told you that my brother was totally fine with it.

>>6612069
So they have to spend an obscene amount of money to be happy? Fuck off.

>>6614877
Coming from a inbred mouth breathing teeth rotting Euroshit this is actually pretty funny. Nice try faggot.

>>6615223
Same applies to you.

>>6615252
No, he'll be talking about how we all had an awesome time and how he'll be able to purchase a house and a honeymoon to Italy in fucking cash because he decided to not impress faggot "Foodies" like yourself.

>>6616360
Spending any more than $1500 is a complete fucking waste of money. It's the same thing i told your mom last night for the $5 blowjob she gave me in the Fazoli's bathroom stall you disgusting beanie hat wearing hipster.

>>6616443
And i bet they had fun while you were sitting there like a loser thinking about what it's like to interact with people outside of your own family.

>>6616682
This man gets it
Pic related: It's all of you

>>6617600
checked

>>6616682
No need to get triggered, people staging an event like that are clearly asking to be laughed at/laughed with.

>>6618018

>>6618029
fuck off

>>6618029
>WAAAAAAAH WAAAAH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>6617600
Hey "Prime Cut Steak", how's it going ?

>>6618288
W A L A
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>>6617600
Nice dubs. But if I get dubs you should get catering from Chipotle instead.

>>6617600

>my brother was totally fine with it.

Oh so your brother is a pleb too, seems about right

Calling someone a hipster is a weird defense mechanism people have against others who try to better themselves by looking for things slightly outside what is easiest and more readily available like a lot of people do. Plus its a completely misused term and shows how much of a faggot you are

>>6618320
>I'm not a hipster, i just enjoy the finer things is life


This is you

>>6614841
Not usually. But this shit is gold.

>OP decides to cater a wedding with 2nd rate Italian food
>Not only that but it's fucking FAZOLI'S
>All this fucking damage control in the thread

>OP gets BTFO for catering a fucking WEDDING with Fazoli's
>Resorts to shitposting his own thread

>this entire thread
>165 replies
>not one of you simpletons realizes this is fake

gratz OP you hooked a boatful. bice work

>>6618397
>HAH, I lead you to believe I was a fool!

here's another for whoever's capping this thread, I just ordered over $50,000 worth of Fazoli's for my sister's wedding, she's pretty popular.

No dressing tho because we're not fatasses

>ITT: the damage control to end all damage control

FAZOLI OLLI

>>6608134
>Force meme of your brand
>People adopt meme
>Your brand comes up constantly

>not viral

NO, PLEASE! FAZOLI'S!

>>6614704
Projecting much? If you're implying I love cock, that's true, but I'm no faggot.

>>6607208
Money can't buy class, OP. But it sure can buy some shitty EYE-talian fast food.