/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Thanks for telling us so much about this tumblr image that you posted OP, quality thread.

>>6602656
Hot sauce? Or cranberry sauce? I can't tell. I see peanuts and limes, and no idea the rest.

>>6602875
its tortilla chips topped with peanuts, jicima, cucumber, pork skin, lime juice, and chamoy which is a hot and sour sauce

>>6602917
Would try.

you can also get it made of Doritos or takis and its often served in the bag

>>6602953
No wonder why spics are fat fucking slobs.

>>6602959
compared to amerifat snacks this stuff isnt so bad

>>6603010
It's pretty bad man.

if this is anything like that fruit-with-chili-powder sprinkled on top bullshit, i'm out.

>>6602656

WTF is this shit, some hipster verson of the frito bowl?

>>6602656
Sounds incredible, but Tostilocos are actually amazing

>>6603025
hardly hipster, its mexican, ususaly served from street carts or at mexican smoothie /snack shops

>>6603036

Are you even implying that Mexican food can't be hipster.....look what they did to tacos.

>>6603036
>street carts
>not hipster
Yeah okay

>>6603065
a street cart that charges X for a common food item is not hipster
a hipster street cart charges 3X for the same food item

>>6603069
Cheap food is the most hipster thing out there. Hipster hipster hipster

>>6603059
>>6603065
what im saying is that the only places i eat the stuff is in grocery parking lots or small restaurants full of roofers and mexican kids....this isnt a mexican inspired dish its just a mexican dish

>>6603077
>>6603065
>He's never seen a mexican street food cart

Time to leave suburbia faggot

>>6603089
Look at this cultured hipster. Go back to hipsterville with your hipster shit

>>6603088
Yeah I'm just being a faggot. It sounds pretty good. I'd buy it for a few bucks

>>6603104
Don't try to confuse me with your big words you fucking suburbanite. You're the real hipster, trying to be different from all the squares in squaresville

>>6603111
Listen up mr. Hipster, I work at a gas station and come home to my fat wife and only eat velveeta grilled cheese sandwiches. I am not a fucking hipster. I never try anything new or different! FUCK. OFF.

>>6603118
>work at a gas station
>fat wife
>eating velveeta

Hipster's wet dream.

well i live in san diego so yeah and to the ppl (samefag) calling it hipster shit, it's not. just because it's often from a palatero or cart, doesn't mean it's a fucking hipster food. it's really anything but.

you guys haven't seen hipster until you watch someone pay $13 for "artisanal" toast with a couple slices of avocado on it

>>6603136
Oh my god. I'm so fucking mad that you think I'm a hipster. Go eat an artisanal dick you hipster fuck
I had to look up the spelling for artisanal that's how not hipster I am

>>6603201
>>6603201
your performance is subtle and layered, bravo...clearly your posts are a piece of performance art we will all be seeing in some coffee bar art gallery

>>6603265
Fat chance. I haven't drank coffee since the hipsters took it over. Monster or red bull for me please

>>6603302
>letting hipsters dictate your life choices
even if rusing, ur a faget

>>6603309
Go drink your Starbucks you hipster faggot. Don't touch my monster

>>6603313
I drink shitty nabob
Monster will fuck ur pancreas so you'll die before me have fun :^)

>>6603316
Sounds like hipster shit. Fuck off

>>6603313
i dig your charicter, the angst and yearning for earthy simplicity and authenticity, oscar worthy

>>6603318
Hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster hipster

>>6603317
Lelmao don't even know why I'm replying
But everyone in your lifebonlufong your fame and friends secretly hate you

>>6603329
See >>6603325

>>6602656
I started a buisness going to the local fairs and shit when they come through. I sell Chamoy drinks. amazing. especially charging 25 for half a pineapple chamoy, pull in at least 2 grand on just that alone

>>6603140
nigga theres no mexicans in san diego, the closer to the border you get the less there are

>>6602656
never tried but these are pretty good

>>6603581
those are what i sell nigga

>>6603579
Bullshit.

>>6603627
sorry i guess you gotta go to the ghetto to find the spics... but in the upstanding community which is the city part of san diego it is spic free.... homo

>>6603586
Mangoniadas? I love them. Phoenix, Arizona here

>>6603586
Hey vato, tell me how to get into this racket

>>6603325
> projecting this hard
Go have some more of your hipster Monster to calm down. Maybe add some siricha to it too Mr. Underground

>>6603721
yes sir
>>6603727
well you gotta get a Food vendor license from the health department. and getting a spot at fairs and suck are a bit pricey. i pay 300 to 900 based on the amount of people going to the event. you can fucking make thousands a day. my amigo did curly fries... potatoes being cheap as fuck and oil just as cheap.. he makes like 2 to 5 grand a day... i buy my fruit wholesale so my overhead is like maybe 600 bucks an event.. fucking worth it

>>6603727
basically just call like your local fair grounds and find out how much spot rent is.. oh and i bought a fridge and few blenders for super cheap. like 500 total.. the curly fry guy had to buy fryers like 5000 only reason i didnt get into it.. sales them for 5 bucks a plate not bad.

>>6603739
Listen up you hipster fuck, I am not a fucking hipster!!! My glasses are like Gordon freeman's, you know, half life? Probably never heard of it between your shit ass indy games. Fuck you

>>6603739
i suggest doing it if you can... find recipes online not hard... the chamoy and candy is cheap at mexican swap meets and shit. or anywhere really.. i make more money than most food vendors because its the new craze going on in california

>>6603747
> implying that half life isn't a shit hipster game

>>6603760
>>6603747
>>6603739
STFU

>>6603760
Oh yeah half life is so hipster that's why it's so popular. Yeah okay hipster fuck. Go play your day z alpha somewhere else okay?

>>6603766
I CAN'T WHEN THERE ARE ALL THESE FUCKING HIPSTERS EVERYWHERE! I'M JUST SO FUCKING PISSED OFF

>>6603772
woah... sorry to offend you... but being pissed off at other people for stealing your style is kinda hipster in its own way..

>>6603774
GOD HIPSTERS GODDDDDDDD DAMMIT

Alright im done with this stupid schtick. I'm going to bed.

>>6603774
>?

are you even going as far as to suggest that hipsters didn't steal their entire worthless subculture from shit people already like but now hate because of your kind>>6603774
hipster sucm

>>6603706
San Diego is filled with Mexicans and good mexican food

>>6603786
>>6603781
jesus im not either of the two people argueing bout hipsters i was just trying to annoy someone with one post lol

>>6603741
Do you have a good mangoniada recipe? I can only find white people recipes online. Haven't had one since I went to the swap meet

>>6603790

that's exactly what I'd expect a hipster to say

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>>6603750
Thanks for the details amigo. As a Chicagofag, this stuff has potential. Especially in the hipster neighborhoods and business district downtown. And now that its summer!

I just hope the city doesn't charge and tax me out of the ass for the license

>>6603799
>says this while being a hipster

>>6603804
just sell aguachiles. you can jack up the price with seafood and no one will care

>>6603804

fellow chi-town here

please stop shitting up my city boarder jumper.

also, north side master race

>>6603806

>2x loser with no chance to be prez'
>post irrelevant arguments


kek

>>6603804
hell yeah dude, im cashing out on the hipster crowd, plus it looks interesting so people are like fuck yeah.. honestly sure you can look at the recipes... but just make one with what you think taste good. not a really set recipe.. .but the most popular i sell is basically... cut mangoes, juice, lime not lemon juice chamoy, i add a bit valentines for spice, and you can make a chili powder salt base, but i sometimes buy lucas candy wholesale if you know it, few strawberries mainly for awe factor people love it. just experiment at home really. i think i payed like 200 or something for the health license cant remember but it lasts forever and nobody checks that shit anyway

>>6603811
I'm a north sider too! Stay out of my neighborhood

>>6603807
and no one buys seafood at a fair lol, niggas dont trust carneys as is

>>6603828

nigga U drunk and I got brain cancer from reading dat.

>>6603804
>can't named neighborhoods
>business district downtown

Hello tourist, when did you move in?

>>6603796
sorry meant to tag you too, but really there is no wrong way to make one if your not completely an idiot its gonna be good no matter what

>>6603830

I can tell by your lack of class and educate, you live on the south side with the other animals; stop pretending to live north of 63rd southside scum.

>>6603832
nah just too tired to use proper grammer

>>6603828
would it be smart to get a truck and go around selling this shit in neighborhoods? like an ice cream truck

>>6603838
>north of 63rd
>north of 63rd is northside

oh my god what am i reading

>>6603839

tired of being retarded?

>>6603845

your reading your address plus some digits, southside scum.

>>6603852
>tfw Lincolnwood
>tfw my address is 63 plus some digits
>with an N at the end

>>6603838
I live in Lincoln Square faggot
>>6603833
Sorry for being a shut-in and not wanting to Swype out Wicker Park, Logan Square, Lakeview, Andersonville and Wrigleyville on my phone

>>6603841
I guess you could.. but not alot of children buy it, cause sour and hot aspects of it. And alot of people at the fair get it and buy some shots, or beer at the liquor booth to throw in. Id definitely say its more of an adult drink

>>6603863
I'm sorry too that you still can't name the "business district downtown"... tourist.

>>6603862
>Lincolnwood
Get out of here you poser faggot. You're living in a fucking village

>>6603862
>Lincolnwood

so your a whie nigger, go to bed low rent.

>>6603841
all in all i dont think its feasible, with costs of that im pretty sure you need buncha permits to do that shit

>>6603022
>he doesn't like mango with lime and hot sauce
>i bet he doesn't even listen to rancheras
>he doesn't even know the words to contrabando y traicion

>>6603873
HAHAHAHAAHHAAH
>mfw "rent"
Grow up underage.

>>6603874

rly, cuz that sounds like some defeatist quitter bullshit, pussy ass faggot?

>>6603888
huh? dude to have an icecream truck in general is thousands in permits alone unless you buy one already in use with permits... plus i dont think people would buy them that much... unless you sold other shit too like ice cream lol alongside

>>6603886

ok, alright...OK I concede that while you might not be a renter. A vast sloth of low rent section 8 fucks are your neighborers, in your little Anglo holdout bracing for the Mexican invasion, to pay their low ass subsidized rents in your shit hood faggot.

>>6603868
Because theres like three places that come to my mind. But it's fine.

>>6603894
>in general is thousands in permits alone

bitch, you setting up shop in uganda?

>>6603898
Angry much? I bet you're one of those rich kids who rides around on a fixie wearing the chicago flag on their chrome bags

>>6603898
Have fun wherever you are, it sure doesn't sound nice.

>>6603909
>Angry much?

nope, I'm just happy to live in a safe place with other wealthy people, peasant.

>>6603916
You're still coming off angry bro.

>>6603916
>tfw he doesn't realize he's replying to someone else

It's fun seeing/causing this much asspain.

>>6603917

I guess that's just how the lower classes misconstrue pleasure.

>>6603920

sorry I can't be bothered to samefag check the thread, it just seems like some whiny ass faggot shit you'd say.

>>6603906
nigga california, taxes for farting

yall nigga need to take that shit to /pol

>>6603931

you do know that in anti-gay states like Indiana they don't tax food trucks like faggots?

>>6603939
no i didnt... because who the fuck wants to live in indiana? u know that game where you try to write down all 50 states? well Indiana is always forgotten

WOW

Chicagites are offal

>>6603935
It's just flyover banter.

Real talk tho. Do you ever worry about getting mugged? When I was younger, my mom told me they sometimes assault the paleteros after it gets dark.
Or do you only sell in fairs/places with a bunch of other concession stands?

>>6603935

naw bro they wouldn't stop arguing if I was a neet or a sjw?

>>6603946
ya just fairs.. cause i know people are gonna buy, and i can charge whatever the fuck
>25 for half a pineapple lol
but yeah i live in long beach, and few years back a corn mexicano got shot for his shit... i mean literally charging a buck for corn stick and killed for prolly a 100 bucks

>>6603943

hey fuck you, Indiana is like the asshole of chi-town, we just dump shit there. other than that it's better than your weed'd up faggotry. also, who know maybe you'll be able to make your dream come true and stop being such a faggot.

>>6603953
street vendor corn man i mean.. like shopping cart shit on the street. not at the fair.

>>6603956
nigga i sell at the fair.... im not trying to do anything cock lover, LONG BEACH CALIFORNIA

>>6603945
>Chicagites

we don't identify with that kind of terminology however I would like you to repeat that word with my dick in your mouth until you gurgle while blowing my cum bubbles into party animals.

>>6603960

well there's your problem, long beach cali...fuc...ur...azn.

>>6603972
what good food, hot chicks, beach, weather... what am i missing?

>>6603833
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>>6603972
> edgy suburbanite detected
Everyone please ignore. He probably got over excited watching Wayne's World or something

>>6603036
>Mexican with american frito bags
>Mexican with green onions
>Mexican with FUCKING KIMCHI

kek

These things are the last things I would look for when I am in Tijuana tbh.

>>6603581
mangolada is the shit!