/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That's not "weird food shit", that's "regular ordinary fatass shit".

stop cyberbullying me this is my first day on 4chan

>>6589757
>crisco filled cookies topped with butter and crisco
my grandpa put slices of cake or cookies in a bowl of milk

>chew up ritz crackers until it forms a smooth paste
>spit it out on top of another ritz cracker
>place another ritz cracker on top to make a ritz cracker-paste sandwich
>eat the sandwich
Obviously I don't do this when people are around.

>>6589790

If you don't want to be cyberbullied then why are you on 4chan?

>>6589757
I don't do anything 'weird' now that I think about it.

Only thing I do is I have this utilitarian way of preparing instant noodles.

Small pot with boiling water and then a few eggs in the water. After the water boils the eggs awhile immediately pour it over the noodles to cook them.

Then I have like hard boiled eggs ready to peel and go.

I'll also prepare them well in advance and place them in containers to warm up if I take them to work.

I never will like cook them per package directions right at the office. Dunno what YOUR mouth is lined with but I have a standard 30 minute lunch break. Take into account the cooking time coupled with the 15 minutes for that shit to cool...

>>6589822
oh man thats totally gross but I will probably try it now out of curiosity

I like tomato sauce on the side when I have fried eggs, the taste of tomato sauce and egg reminds me of when I was a kid, I'm not sure if that's weird or not.

>>6589757
I crush up saltine crackers and pour them into a glass of milk. it should form a think, chunky solution. Eat with a spoon and season with black pepper as you eat.

>>6589822
Mfw

>>6589824

Because it's cool

>>6589956
Nah dude when I have leftover tomato sauce and I'm making eggs I love to either mix it in scrambled or cook it in the pan a little while for fried.

A few times I heated up plain sauce, mixed in Stove Top stuffing, and scrambled a bunch of eggs mixing it into the sauce/stuffing mixture. Holy shit so good especially when I added a can of anchovies to the sauce before everything else.

>>6589822
I do that with potato chips. Shit's godlike.

>>6589770
Pretty much this, you're just a fat faggot.
>weird shit
I used to drink Listerine to get drunk when I was underage and as such have actually developed a taste for it. How's that?

>>6590042
>>6589822
Holy shit, I do this with cookies and chips too, although with chips I use the chip paste as a dipping sauce. Is pre-chewing food and using it as a spread/dipping sauce a common thing?

>>6589757
>>6589822

lick all the flavoring off a dorito, then chew a bunch of the chips up into a ball. Take the ball out of my mouth and then eat it when it cools down. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.

>>6589790
>>6589770

>want PB+J for dessert
>no bread
>big spoonfuls of peanut butter and jelly into a bowl
>bowl into freezer for an hour
>god at it with a spoon
Oh yes, that was the day. No shame to be had then.

>>6589757
see
>>6590133

>>6589822
>>6589966
>>6590042
>>6590054
>>6590071

I'm really happy to find out that I'm not the only sick fuck that enjoys this. I particularly like doing it with pretzels. I wonder how common this phenomena is. It's obviously not that uncommon.

I also like stale Oreos but not to stale so I buy snack packets of them and sabotage the integrity of the wrapper 6-8 hours prior to consumption.

I also grind my own hamburger meat and when I do I can't help but end up eating a shit ton of it raw and spiced before putting the rest away. This wouldn't be that strange just impatient fat ass tartare but I usually just use grocery store cuts and so I'm probably going to come down with the worlds worst food poisoning sooner or later. I know that but I still do it.

Fatass Sandwich:

>white bread
>shredded cheddar cheese
>ranch with bacon dressing
>wa la

>>6590162
>wa la

>>6590227
>newfag

>>6590234
>still finding that stupid shit funny
voilá

I chew and spit out pretzels, then roll them up on my thigh like a cigar and eat them. it's so good.

>>6589757
Used to mix peanut butter with Cocoa powder and honey, eating with a spoon

As a kid I used to put shredded cheese on carrots and microwave them.

>>6590276

>>6590046
Get 27 is right up your alley nigga. 21% Alcohol

>reading this thread

Just how fat are you people?

>>6589822
>>6589935
>>6589966
>>6590042
>>6590054
>>6590071
>>6590161

My
God

Get help, fuck this place, literally every other board has better threads about food until the mods fuck it up

I had a friend in high school whose breakfast every day was literally

>eggo waffle in a toaster oven
>melted american cheese
>russian dressing

>>6591771
No it isn't

Its the exact same as this thread, where do you think this idiocy derives from, here? You're probably from one of those boards that just came here in the past month or two and bitch about literally anything because its not the hugbox you expected it to be

Burgers on burnt toast

Grate chocolate put it in a sloped plate. Pour cream in.

>>6589822
>and repeat process
I did this when we were trying to sell our house. Freaked the realtor out. I was like 8 though.

>>6589757
I eat a mouthful of cheese-its until they're a paste, then I like to drink coke so it mix together in my mouth.

>>6591897

And then?

>>6591902
Spit it out, I don't want to get fat.

when im on a lazy day (between semesters) i usually dont eat until like 3pm, but then i eat 2 meals combined in one

for example: 500g of pasta with 250g of salmon with a giant salad with chickenbreast/feta/corn/egg/etc, 500g joghurt with fruits and some sweets

then i dont eat anything until the next day
i dont even know why i do it
once i ate lasagna made from 1kg meat

Cherry tomatoes with vanilla frosting

E-z cheese on potato chips

Always strain my ramen

Ketchup and tuna

Dip artisan bread in vinegar

Deep fried pizza

>>6591926

I always strain my ramen,. I thought that was normal

>>6589757
I'll eat a whole tomato with just some salt on it. People think that's weird but I got it from my grandma. Tasty.

>break up a block of beef noodles, microwave them for 2 minutes, stir, then put them back in for 1 minute
>put a tin of lemon and cracked pepper tuna in it, mix it up
>put grated cheese in it, mix it up
shit's good

>>6591932
This is not uncommon in Europe.
Try some pepper too.

I think Quark is delicious as it is and eat it plain all the time

>>6591992

I'm guessing you lift too?

>>6591931

No. No it's not normal you freak of nature.

>>6592006
I do, that's why I started eating it, who the fuck has heard of quark that doesn't lift?
It turns out I find it delicious and don't need to mix it with anything

>fill a bowl with mint chocolate chip ice cream
>eat half the bowl
> cover the slightly melted half bowl of ice cream with chocolate syrup
>mix together until the ice cream and syrup form a soupy paste

dipping these in black tea with milk and sugar
god tier

Maybe not that weird

>mash up potato chips in a bowl
>mix with dip
>eat with spoon

It's basically just an alternative, yet superior, delivery mechanism

I like to eat pic related

I only eat bananas whole they're still partly green. They're too sweet and soft ripe.
Yellow and brown bananas are only palatable in baking/smoothies.

>>6592305
I do this when I get to the bottom of the chip bag, with the bits that broke in transit

>>6592745
Oh gods yes. partly green bananas with that god like texture and slight tang that interplays with the sweetness.

>>6589931
I never used the egg-boiling water on the noodles because those eggs came out of a filthy chicken and the outside of the egg might still have chicken residue like chicken poop on it (I've seen chicken poop on my eggs loads of times), which ends up in the water that boils the egg, so that water must be dumped.

Then again I'm sure the boiling of the water makes it safe enough, and you could always carefully wash the eggs first.

Do you wash your eggs or have you been having boiled chicken poop with your noodles?

>>6589956
When I was a student I went through a phase of eating nothing but fried egg sandwiches with ketchup. Haven't had one in about 17 years.

Think I'll pick up some bread and ketchup and go on a nostalgia trip tomorrow.

I mix mayonnaise into my mac and cheese.

I take a tortilla, microwave it for about 22 seconds to make it soft and warm, and then roll it up empty and eat it.

I call it a college student burrito.

>>6592823
:(

>>6589757
>Loved the fuck out of noodles as a kid
>Sometimes no one in the house was around, so no one to cook these for merienda
>While the bag is still unopened, I'd crush the noodles into bits I could hold between two fingers.
>Open the side, and sprinkle half the powder packet and all of the soy sauce packet into it.
>shake it a bit then nom.

It was nice. Raw noodles are crunchy like chips, but scratches the insides of your mouth a bit more.

>>6589822
ok that just made me gag

What is it with you people and your fetish for pre-chewed snacks :<

>>6592827
Spoiler! That's how they're eaten in Mexico

>>6592823
I eat my mac and cheese with ketchup

>>6592992
Who doesn't? That or hot sauce

>>6589757
When I make popcorn I'll melt a pat of butter and mix that and the popcorn together with a maruchan flavor packet from the noodles. I have tons of those packets since I usually just use maybe 1/3 of the packet. I have a serious big ass bag of various flavor packets, it's fun to screw around with them.

>>6592359
I used to eat toilet paper and cardboard when I was a kid.
Why didn't my parents stop me.

I fuck lasagna.

I'll make a big pan of it and I'll rub the sauce on my nipples and fuck it, thrusting in and out of the cheese. I smother the food all over my peepee and moan. Sometimes I'll hold a large chunk of pasta in my hands and fuck my own hands. I'll blow my load into the lasagna and force feed it to my kids.

>>6593063
You should add some Elmer's glue, that's good for texture and flavoring.

I have a friend who dips dark chocolate in his green tea (which he drinks out of a glass Guinness cup, instead of a mug).

>>6589822
OH MY GOD
I FOUND MY LONG LOST BROTHER
SHITS LITERALLY DOPE AF

>>6591931
I usually pour like 80% of the water out, so the broth is stronger. I don't drink it anyway.

>>6593063
have you ever burned yourself?

>>6593129
Yeah, frequently, but it turns me on and makes me harder.

>all them looks of confusion and scorn I get when I pull the onions out of onion rings and just eat the breading

I like making mini ritz cracker sammaches with pic related and a quarter of American cheese.

If you quarter one slice, that'll make four mini ritz sammaches.

I eat carrots with grey poupon , same with any raw vegetable. don't know why it just tastes so good

>>6593179
hahaha, seek therapy immediately

cheese whiz & maraschino cherry sandwiches.

>>6593000
People over the age of 12.

>>6589822
dear god

>>6589757
microwave sharp cheddar with some velveeta between two tortillas

>>6589757
I lick all the flavor off of potato chips then eat them i sometimes contemplate if i should just throw them away after taking their flavor but then i don't like to waste food.

I always look for the god chip that's the one that has the most flavor usually after i eat that one i am done with eating those chips. Thankfully most types of chips have several of those in a bag.

>>6589822
I used to sit with a kid in my 6th grade year I think who would do that shit every day at lunch. Made me want to vomit.

I fry noodles and then stuff them in bread rolls.

I buy totino's pizzas and top them with peanut butter and marshmallows. Got that from watching ninja turtles as a kid.

Whenever I boil hotdogs I will use the leftover water as hot dog stock and make soups with it.

Sometimes when I'm baking I will whip up egg whites into fluff and wear it as a colonel sanders beard.

I have made the velveeta bread dip bowl thing but without the bread. I just carve a hole in a block of velveeta and dump chili into it. Not for parties or anything but just to have for myself in one sitting.

I genuinely enjoy fisting whole turkeys.

I like orange juice milk, especially after I have brushed my teeth.


I really honestly wish I was joking with all of this

>>6589822
!! I used to do that when I was little with ritz. When I was 3 I remember doing that and giving it to my cousin so she wouldn't have to do it herself. She didn't want it though :(

I use fingernail clippers to cut off skin on the soles of my feet. I try to do it in strips so I get one big "fillet".

Then, I turn on my space heater, and rest the fillets on the vents that the hot air comes out of, sort of like hanging clothes over a line to dry.

I turn it to high and let them crisp it up, then eat them.

Tastes and smells surprisingly good, and its good protein.

>>6594015

>>6589757
I fucken love that doujin.

>>6593063

>>6592359
>>6593056
Same here, brothers. We're still alive.

>>6593464
p weird
>>6591926
Cherry tomatoes with vanilla frosting actually sounds p good.

>>6594015
I don't believe you.

>>6594463
source or at least name? I love atypical style stuff.

At my old job I would occasionally deep fry hot dogs for long periods of time until they took on a dried-out, crunchy, almost pork rind like texture. The process took at least ten minutes or better.

Slightly less weird but nobody I know does it, I like to eat my corn on the cob by breaking it in half and eating it with the front-side of my mouth. Tends to get more of the corn closer to the cob that way.

Having black coffee with mini marshmallows in a Coke glass right now

>>6595818

>>6589757

You sir are a madman.

/things that never happen

>>6595818
>>6595821
That is disgusting.

>>6589822
I do this too, but with regular crackers

>>6595853
It's not that bad really!

>>6589790
kill urself fag

>>6593063
>have kids
>still call it your peepee

>>6589822
you people are fucking insane.

>>6595798
Why?

>>6595798
>>6596001
Want some proof?

>>6596005

Hell no, king of the fucking loony bin.

>>6596006
Well, I did this when I was a kid, I don't do this anymore, and I only did it a couple times.

>>6594015

>>6593037
My dad did this when I was younger! I do it sometimes too, but I don't eat popcorn very often
I like to use the flavor packets from chili or chili lime ramen

>>6593037

Why not just use bollion and MSG powder? It's basically the same thing.

>>6596006
Here's your proof.

>>6589790

>>6596041

>>6596041
Please visit a psychiatrist...

>>6596086
I'm not crazy, I just did this as proof that I used to do it. I don't do it anymore. Well, not with the whole crisping it up thing in the heater. But I do clip it off with the fingernail trimmers and eat it.

I don't know why I do this, perhaps out of nervous habit.

>>6596093
>I'm not crazy
>I only eat them raw now

M8... I'm not even joking, please consider getting yourself checked out. It's bad for your health.

>>6596096
How is it bad?

>>6596096
I also bite skin off of my fingers and consume it as well. Is that bad too? I mean, how is it?

Admittedly I've really been able to stop and I only really do it on the sides of my thumbs and on cuticles now.

I've never told anyone this, but I guess since we're sharing.. whatever. Also its kinda gross.

I've always done this thing where i'll sort of throw up a little in my mouth if I haven't chewed something enough, just to finish chewing it before swallowing again.
I don't know why it happens. Its like my stomach doesn't like solid foods.

Also if I eat really greasy foods, suddenly I start throwing up the grease, like my stomach has actually seperated the grease from the food internally.
I guess it makes it healthier?

>>6592011
>who the fuck has heard of quark that doesn't lift?
An Yuropean? It's quite common ingredient in northern Europe.
Also I don't think quark lifts.

I dipped cucumber slices in peanut butter and ranch dressing one time. I remember it being pretty good, but my tastes have improved since then and I'm afraid to give it another go.

I drizzle honey on my strained chicken ramen.

potato chips on a pb&j

cheese doritos on brownies.

Peanut butter and chinese 5 spice in my ramen.

>>6596098
>>6596103
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatophagia

Don't listen to that idiot, it's a minute condition that millions of people have, It's not dangerous to you at all unless you make yourself bleed, in which you open up to infection.

>>6596121
See a fucking doctor. Seriously.

>>6596131
I feel you skinbros
I'm a hair chewer myself. I'll chew the hair from my mustache or beard, or even on my arms occasionally. I also pull at my eyebrows or eyelashes in case theres any loose ones there.
I saw my brother watching me do it once, and I awkwardly apologized, and he said it was probably just a wierd tick or something i've always had, and made me feel a lot more comfortable

Theres just something about how the hair feels between my teeth. Its hard to describe.

>>6589803
My dad does this all he time

I used to eat my own menstrual blood. Well not "eat" but dip my fingers in it and lick it off.

Haven't done it ages but that's mostly because I went on a BC that only gives me like three periods a year.

>>6596152
LONDON

>>6596121
Nothing to worry about you're just a perfectly normal ruminant.

>>6596145
>hair chewer

Not that anon but I also used to be a hair chewer. That was a habit I got out of early on. I'm still a nail/nail skin biter, lip biter, eyebrow puller. A few other things too. It's part nervous habit and part irritation.

As for weird food habits, I can't really think of any. I like to make sandwiches out of my meat and potatoes and sometimes I like to mix curry powder into mashed potatoes. Not really that weird but whenever people see me eat them or I talk about it I get weird looks.

>>6596121
You are like more highly evolved, bruv

>>6596152

I eat sugar sandwiches, just bread and sugar. I'd recommend it.

>>6592745
I only eat bananas when they're spotty and brown, can't stand the texture of green bananas

Graham crackers with icing spread on them

Eat chips with a spoon in a bowl

Crunch up tortilla chips into a bowl with salsa/hot sauce/etc to my liking, mix up to a soggy consistency and then eat with spoon

Break off the chocolate coating of like Klondike Bars or Reese Bars or whatever and eat it separately before eating the ice cream.

I also did like >>6589822 as a kid with Cheez-Its and would make a stack like: whole cracker > paste >whole cracker until i had a small tower then I would cram it into my mouth.

>>6592823
I put sour cream and butter into mine, and I can only eat Kraft Sponge Bob mac no other is good.

>>6593143
I only eat the onion part anon, we would have a beautiful friendship.

>>6594015
My feet used to be dry enough for me to peel the white bits off. Same on my fingers. I eat the skin, but I don't crisp it up or anything.

I can only drink milk out of a coffee/tea mug. It's like a comfort thing. The porcelain + milk makes me feel at home. No, I never warm it up.

>>6596121
>6596121
>literally a goat

>Mix red soda and milk with a 1:1 ratio
sooo good.

>>6596353
The 1950s called, the time travel experiment didn't go as planned.

When I was in middle/high school, I'd go to a friend's house and he always had shitty microwave pizzas, so I'd add peanut butter and chocolate to them to cover up the flavor of the shitty pizza. It tasted much better that way.

>>6595812
Search little witch academia on exhentai, its the only one that shows up

>>6592879

>merienda

we got a flipfag over here

>>6596358
>not cooking with 7-up
>not gashing the ham fat and basting with 7-up
>not appreciating the real food value of delicious, wholesome 7-up
Get on my level

>>6589757
I used to eat cheese and ketchup sandwiches. People get weirded out but it's the same as a burger just no meat.

>>6596434
>Dean's French Onion
my nigga. nacho cheese doritos dipped in that shit is god tier

>>6596448
i actually just tried it with jacked spicy street taco, gonna have to get some nacho cheese for next time.

>>6596437
As a really little kid I used to make ketchup, mustard, and lettuce sandwiches.
26 years old and I can still taste it.

>>6596152
Oh god what the fuck
How the fuck can you stand the smell?(also fem btw)
Or does the fresh blood inside the vagina stink less than the hours-old blood on a pad/tampon/mooncup?
Also what does it taste like b/c I'm curious but not curious enough to try.

>>6596437
my dad told me about this kid in his neighbourhood when he was little who would eat ketchup sandwiches all the time
white bread & ketchup, yup

>>6592359
Paper towels are the worst. They're all coarse and fibrous.
Lollipop sticks are the best. The way they slowly unroll and melt away is just incredible.

I also chew a tiny bit of paper with my gum sometimes because it makes it harder to chew.

>>6596852
As a grill with a gf, I will tell you it is not bad fresh like I don't purposefully eat her out or anything on her period but I do finger her and stuff and that shit gets under ya nails. I also bite my nails. Not bad, just copery and blood tasting.

Sage for lewd.

>>6591938
im going to try this for lunch/dinner tomorrow

>>6597150
>and that shit gets under ya nails. I also bite my nails.
i thought your posts wouldn't get any worse

>>6597153
Its the same thing as if you jack it on your period m8. And yes, girls do jack off.

>>6590076
based chris.

you are the wind beneath my wings.

I have to compensate the moisture level in dry food every bite. Either that or I need it to have some sort or dip, sauce, or gravy. Dry food is just uncomfortable for me to eat and I can't taste it as well.

I also give absolutely no shits about my food being cold. I can eat anything straight out of the fridge and is some cases I prefer it to when its hot.

You know how when you eat goldfish crackers or something, and they start to gunk up in that little area in your mouth behind your teeth? Sometimes I take that shit, mush it between my fingers and re-eat it.

>>6596852
>does fresh menstruation smell less than old menstruation

Obviously. It doesn't much of a smell to it when it's fresh, or at least mine doesn't.

>get favorite food, like cake, cookies, pizza
>put one of them into a blender
>mix in some butter or oil or milk to make it a food smoothy (milk goes with cookies anyway, right?)
>use ranch dressing with the pizza
>add a little powdered fiber and portions of vitamin pills to make it healthier
>put them all in individual pastry bags
>squeeze to eat nutrition paste
it's my guilty little secret.

One day, I'll have a pressure fed system from my attic into my bedroom that pushes refrigerated paste through copper tubes that are heated along the way to deliver hot delicious nutrient paste to me in bed every morning.

>>6589822
>>6590054
>>6590161
>>6592888
fun fact:

Humans have a digestive enzyme in their saliva called Amylase that breaks down carbohydrates into raw sugars.

If you let your chewed food ferment for a day or two, it will become noticeably sweeter.

>>6597157
you can clean under your nails and not bite them though, especially if you're on the food board. come on, basic hygiene.

I put Ovaltine or Chocolate Syrup into glasses of water instead of milk, is that weird???

>buy those Banquet mac n cheese dinners
>nuke em
>crush up cheeze itz in a bowl
>apply liberal amounts of creole seasoning, light bit of garlic powder, and Tony's herbs and spices to the cheeze it crumbs
>mix in the mac n cheese

It's one of my cheat-day fat-fuck pleasures.

>>6596145
Lip and cheek biter here
I'll bite and pull the skin off until it bleeds everywhere and scabs over. I love the pain. Sigh.

I like to sniff stuff before eating or drinking. I have been told this is weird as fuck, although I don't really see how. I do refrain when appropriate though.

>>6589757
that isn't "food" anymore. it's just obese person shit in the making

When eating chips with any kind of dip. I always break the chips to dip them.

>>6597584
I know what I'm doing this weekend

>>6597584
Looked it up
It's actually a thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauim
Congrats, /ck/.
Maybe you guys can try making this Cauim thing.

>>6598113
Even if they fit in the container of dip already? I may do this too now that I think about it

>>6598096
Same with lip bruh, but not until it bleeds, just loose skin.
Do you also bite your cheek until it bleeds? Seems like that's just asking for canker sores :(

>>6589757
I weigh over 350 pounds and nothing that decadent has ever crossed my mind

teach me

Not sure if it's weird, but I mix milk and ice cream in a glass for ghetto milkshakes.

I also mash cake and ice cream together into a weird looking paste and eat it.
I eat mackerel fillets from the can

I tried swapping hotdogs for corn dogs but it wasn't that good.

>>6589965
My Dad did that all the time. I think he maybe learned it from growing up on a farm in a low income family. Seems like it'd be a cheap snack to feed a hungry farmhand.

>>6594015
I do the clipping part of the skin and eat my calluses, however I don't place it over a vent to let them crisp up.

>>6589822
I should not have opened this thread. Bad post.

My girlfriend recently did something disgusting. I'm quite disturbed by it. Please read on;

We were at the breakfeast buffet on our school trip. My girlfriend starts ruffling under the table with her skirt and i'm like wtf??

She says "I'm saving some food for later, lunch isn't till 2 o clock". "And i'm like in your pants???" and she's like "no, in my vagina silly".

and then i'm like "eeewwwww, why don't you put it in your pocket or something" and she tells me that vaginas are naturally clean whereas pockets are filthy and you'll get loads of germs from eating food outta your pocket.

She said that her mother showed her how to do it and how it's completely natural and that women have been doing it since stone age times. I was shocked by this and unsure whether or not to believe her.

Fast forward to around 12.30 and we were on a train.We go inside a toilet and start kissing and after a few minutes she sits down and starts fumbling in her crotch area again. And sure enough, after a few seconds out slides a sausage. She asked me if i wanted some and i was like "eh....no thanks" and then she just ate it as if it was just a normal sausage off a plate.

I asked her if other girls do this and she said she didn't know, it's not the kind of thing they'd talk about. but she said she does it occasionally and she finds it really handy when she's stuck for food.

I'm kinda worried now, this can't be healthy can it? Surely you'd get some sort of disease down there

I drink all fruit juice using a spoon.
The aeration helps it. And you can enjoy lots of flavour without drinking too much. Would recommend.

>>6599934

>>6591932
salt pepper oil basil mozzarella = ez snack

I freeze chips in the freezer before eating them.

They just taste good that way.

>>6599934
As long as you follow proper hygiene, vaginas are relatively clean.

With that said, putting food in your vagina is a good way to make sure it doesn't stay clean and is also a good way to end up with a yeast, or some other form of bacterial infection.

Any time I drink something that contains milk in it (chocolate milk, coffee with milk, tea with milk, etc.) I have to use a spoon and "eat" it.

I know it's weird, so I avoid doing it when I'm around people I know, but I always feel weird if I don't do it. In fact, it's probably the main reason I drink coffee black when I'm out in public even though I generally don't prefer it.

>>6589757
That's fucking disgusting

Be ashamed

>make porridge
>add a lot of ketchup
>some slices of cheese
>maybe a slice of bread sometime
>mix it up

I dip cookies in pudding.

>>6599934
bitches be crazy

>>6600372
This whole fucking thread is crazy.
What the hell is wrong with people?

>>6596852
It doesn't really smell that much only sort of metallic.I never ate the old blood that was smeared on pads or tapons only the fresh, bright red blood.

Also it tasted (to me, at least) like a rare steak. So pretty good I'd say.

>>6599934
I'm a rich skinny white guy and I eat this all the time.

>>6599067
Lips, cheeks, anything I can get to. There's a line across my cheeks that are lined with scar tissue at this point, along with my inner lip. Also constantly biting loose bits of skin across my outer lip, but not bad enough to where it looks gross or anything.

>>6589956

Next time you have some leftover pasta sauce, try poaching eggs in it. So fucking good

>>6599934
girl here. i have never once heard of women keeping food in their vagina (i've heard of women keeping things in thier vagina, but never food. that shit will give you a yeast infection it's like pretty much common knowledge. unless you're like an idiot.

im sorry anon but i think your girlfriend is just grody tell her to stop before she hurts herself.

>>6590071
>>6590161
WTF I used to do this with pretzels and cheeze-it's. Can't believe I'm not the only one.

Ausfag here, I eat Vegemite by the spoonful and kind of suck the spoon for a while

>>6593748
>Sometimes when I'm baking I will whip up egg whites into fluff and wear it as a colonel sanders beard.

That's adorable anon.

>>6593748
>Whenever I boil hotdogs I will use the leftover water as hot dog stock and make soups with it
Actually made me physically ill

Sometimes when I have have the oven on because I'm baking stuff, I slip a couple of Jews in there when no one's looking.

>>6601023
You cheeky git

>>6589803
lazy man's tres leche I suppose.

I do lazy man's milkshake, when ever I have ice cream I add milk.

>>6589822

I used to do this with ice cream, putting spoonfuls in my mouth and smoothing it out, then spitting it back into the bowl and mixing it all around.

>>6599934
leave leddit..

>>6589757
I'm going to save this idea so when I want to lose weight and I start craving food, I can just think of this pig disgusting idea and lose my appetite.

>>6597716

>Weird as compared to the pussy blood eater, or the guy that makes jerky from toe calluses?

>>6597716

>Or weird as compared to the plague of spit up sandwich artists and people snacking on paper products. jesus christ

i eat sandwiches with mayo and ketchup

>>6597716
That gif made me really sad man...

bread
mashed potatos
meatloaf
ketchup
tomato
bread

>>6601595
So...fry sauce? Perfectly normal

>>6601618
I've been doing this for years and I always get shit for it except the one fucking time.

People don't realize that everybody likes different condiments.

I also eat rice with ketchup

>>6596852
this
the tampon/pad smells like fucking cheese and fish on after just an hour, I masturbate on my periods but I feel disgusting after that and I could never lick my finger

I don't have any weird food habit but I still eat my boggers, that shit's addictive

>>6601626
this

>>6601625
What the fuck is wrong with your vagina?

>>6601632
it's related to blood, not to the vagina, I can't get close to my gf's vag when she's on her periods tbh

I>>6601632
t's old dead cells being evacuated. Pretty much. Uterus lining. My boyfriend will bone on mine but we always take a shower.

>>6601636
>>6601658
It shouldn't fucking smell like cheese and fish.

girls are gross.

>>6601687
fag

>>6601683
maybe you can't smell anything because you're a souless succubus cunt :(

>>6591897
I do the same thing, only with grape soda.

>>6601687
Vaginas are pretty gross honestly. But they are warm and wet.

>>6601688
i'd rather stick my dick in a poopy bum than a cunt that wreaks of cheese and fish.

>>6601693
http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/tc/bacterial-vaginosis-topic-overview

>>6601721
>webmd

>>6591771
Alright real talk time for everyone who posted about re-eating food they have previously spat up.

How much do you weigh and how tall are you? My ex's best friend previously admitted to doing something like this at a party when she was drunk

I guess the strangest thing I do is reheat pizza on a stove with a knob of butter and some season both sides. I think it makes it better depending on how good it was in the first place

Try using a George Forman grill on your cold pizzas next time

Don't forget to coat the outside in butter

>>6601683
Bruh did you even read the comment. It's the tampon/pad that smells BECAUSE of the old menstrual blood. Not the same anon but
After I take a shower when I'm on my period I can barely smell anything.

Not me, but a guy I knew in 1st grade.

>given refried beans with our lunch
>this kid takes chocolate milk and the fruit cocktail they gave us and mixes all three together
>tucked into it with gusto

>>6589757

Grilled PB, cheese & tomato.

>>6601905
>not me

I make a cup of either chocolate milk or minute coffee, but around 10 sweet crackers in it and mash it together to a paste and eat it. Looks disgusting but it's fucking delicious

>>6602090
Put*

Fucking phones

Put a bunch of kewpie mayo into a bowl and eat it with a spoon.

>slice boiled ham
>put some lemon curd in
>add a little whipped cream
>roll it up like a little burrito

>>6592359
i chew on pieces of paper when working, then i press them on anything structured that is lieing around on my desk and let them dry

>>6593748
>I like orange juice milk, especially after I have brushed my teeth.
im willing to believe all the other stuff, but this just has to be bait

>>6589757
Take the top of an oreo off and Brule' the cream

>>6599934
>eat out gf
>find peices of sausage, boiled eggs and apple slices

>>6599934
Bitch is gonna get an infection. How dirty are her clothes that her vagina is cleaner than her pockets???

>>6599934
>vaginas are naturally clean

Have you ever smelled a vagina? I mean, in it's natural unwashed state, I mean really stuck your nose down there and taken a deep breath? Once I did. My GOD, the stench could have knocked a buzzard from a shitwagon. To this day I swear there were a swarm of flies and locust buzzing round that portal of doom. Sometimes when riding my car through the country on the rural roads I encounter dead skunks, roadkill. When they have been baking in the summer sun you can smell them a long way away, even when travelling at 60mph. A vagina tends to be even nastier. I have long said that a vagina is a cesspool of filth and disease and I shall never put any part of my anatomy into such a sewer. If the woman has herpes or HPV this statement is even more true today. Nature has a clever trick to warn us of danger, smell. If you encounter something that smells bad or racid nature is telling you to get away. You're being warned that something is probably carrying disease and is FILTHY. Definitely not fit for human consumption. Consider what comes out of a womans vagina when she is on her period. It's not just blood boys, oh no. If she has HPV or any other disease it could be dead warts. Cyst fluid comes oozing out or even pre cancerous tumors, warts, scabs, brown slime that reeks like the Yamuna river. Doubt me? Visit a clinic, look at a HPV form and read the stories. It's enough to make a billygoat puke. And they wonder why so man men don't want to preform oral sex. Think about her rectum, her butthole. Think about how close it is to her vagina. Do you really want your tesicles slappung up against her poopchute. How carefully does she wipe after she passes stool through that sewer pipe? Do you know? Of course not, you're taking faith that she is sanitary. And we all know how much we can trust women.

>>6602177
So are you asexual?

I take a few handfuls of hickory sticks, put them into a bowl and add a few tablespoons of water to it, let them soak up the water for a few minutes and eat it like cereal

I don't know why

>>6602183

Nah. Assuming it's not a troll he probably just thinks that some nasty skank with poor hygiene is indicative of "normal" or "natural".

It is somewhat of a legit issue though: tight clothing, especially that made from synthetic fabrics, can cause those kinds of issues for women as it traps moisture. Google it.

I put cake icing on white bread toast, cut donuts in half and spread butter on them, and put potato chips in pb&j sandwiches.

>>6602216
>put potato chips in pb&j sandwiches.
mah nigga

>>6602169
>>6602177
So should I just dump her I guess?

>jalapeño cheetohs plus sauteed mushrooms and melted variety cheese
>mfw

Vagina smells worse than penis and that is a fact. Not factoring in lack of bathing from either side.

>>6589803
my dad does this really often, does it with pie too.

>>6599934
You need to break up with her now. That is by far the most disgusting thing I have ever read in my five years of browsing 4chan. This is the winner because at least child molesters don't fucking shove food in their vaginas and let it rot in the heat and petri dish that it is.

I screencapped that one about the guy and his disgusting girlfriend.

>>6602286
No it doesn't m8.

>>6596041

Imagine the smell...

>this fucking thread

>women

>>6596152
>>6600428
>>6601625
AM I IN FUCKING /CGL/

>>6602312
Learn to screenshot

>>6599934
Boner, pls stop

>>6602325
Stop rusing mate. Vaginas are a much better breeding ground for bacteria and cultures, a wet enclosed space. As opposed to a dry dick exposed to air and ventilation. Simple science you mong.

>>6589822
I used to do something like this with Jello

>>6602177
>Cyst fluid comes oozing out or even pre cancerous tumors, warts, scabs, brown slime
Really?

I like to melt entire packs of starburst and wrap it around a spoon to eat like a lollipop/jawbreaker

>>6602332
To be fair
I'd be lying if I said I never hid food in my beard

But a wrapped candy bar nestled in facial hair is a shit ton more sanitary than snacks in your snatch

>>6602474
>a wet enclosed space

Yep. But sorta irrelevant since the vag has a naturally strong pH which creates an environment hostile to bacteria.

>>6602543
Then why do they get STIs?

>>6602550

nobody said it was 100% effective, anon

>>6602578
Well, then it's clearly shit and needs to try harder.
Up the PH even more.

>>6602157
Not sure what I would be setting that bait for.

When I was a kid my friends and I had secret club juice. We mixed OJ with milk and other odd things then chug it. My favorite addition was toothpaste and I for some reason developed a taste for it.

>>6602578
>>6602578
penises smelling like fish isn't a trope, unlike vaginas

>>6601881
>fish and cheese
Good try, but that's not what menstrual blood smells like.

>smells like fish
>bacterial vagininosis
Everyone with a vagina knows this.

>bruh did you even read my comment?? n-no wait never mind that wasn't me i'm just seconding it

>>6602543
You sound like you have stank balls.

>>6595818
I like pouring hot black coffee into cold coke and drinking tepid aftermath.

>>6602641
That's pretty much just a primitive Coca-Cola Blak.

>>6596121
I do that as well its pretty awesome

>>6589790
But anon don't you know 4chan is the cyberbulling capitol of the internet?

>>6589822
>all these newfags
This pasta is beyond stale
It's growing it's own ecosystem

>>6595982
My brother works at Staples don't make me get him to dox you, you bully

Eating kit-kats. First nibble off the chocolate coating and then a layer of wafer at a time.

>>6601606
Sounds like a breddy gud sandwich to me.

>>6602754
That's the proper way to eat Kit-Kats.

>>6589822
I hope to god all you motherfuckers are just memeing and not real

>>6589757
If i'm eating something like pancakes or cookies or cake I'll chew up the food a little, but don't swallow. put some milk in my mouth and chew, mixing it into a batter-like texture and then swallow.

>>6594015
>>6596344
>>6599106
These motherfuckers need help. What the fuck, go to therapy.

Sometimes I eat the skin of baked sweet potatoes because I'm lazy.

i lick the flavouring off chips before eating them, i know, im worse than the person eating theri period and skin jerky..

I like ramen with mayo. I eat it like once a month, but it's good.

>>6589822
gross

i eat my finger and toe nails, in particular, my pinky toe nail is black and gangly looking, but it tastes the best

I only consume fluoride free foods.
Spring water beer only.
Bath with spring or well water only.
Drink beer after I eat a salad.
I used to eat corn chips with ketchup(strictly organic).

>>6600070
I like doing that as well. It's something about the oil content of the chip getting super cold that makes them better.

>>6602485
probably if she has cysts, tumors, warts, bleeding sores (although not sure how a scab would form in such a wet environment), or whatever sort of ailments might cause "brown slime"

this thread reminds me of this

don't really do it anymore, but I would often cook chips and wedges on my foreman

>>6605510
>black and gangly looking

tbh, are you a 400 lb type II DM ham planet?

I like to chew large bites of cornbread until mushy, then take a sip of milk before combining the two well before swallowing.

>>6589822
I do that with saltines

I chew 3-4 crackers, form a cracker mush ball, spit it out and eat it

I like the texture more than anything

>>6605930
Why did you post this

>>6589822
wth I used to do this sometimes as a kid. I knew it was gross but I did it anyway. I don't do it anymore obviously.

>>6602377
How the shit do you do this? Look don't you
>lurk moar
Me. I'm too old for this e-ternet shit to install linux on my nerd computer at the fortress of solitude, just give it to me str8

>>6605930
These people must be killed off

>>6589822
>>6590042
>>6590054
>>6590071
>>6590161
>>6591882
>>6593094
>>6593825
>>6595865
>>6596321
>>6601113
>>6602482
>>6606018
>>6606064
No way.
This is bullshit. This is just something you fuckers do to scare off faggots like me, because you know tons of niggas crossboard to here once every once in a while to see what's up in the food world. I know this shit isn't what's up in the food world this is some bullshit and you should all be ashamed for making me this afraid of my fellow man.

I like to lay down in bed with a bag of chips or cheez-its, and just take out a bunch and eat them in intervals of four.
Stacking four on top of each other, or something.
When I get bored I take one and reach my arm up as high as it'll go and try to drop it on another. Sometimes they break from the force of the drop. So I do this for a while. Particularly if I'm tired out and don't feel like making a proper dinner. I call it "having giving up for dinner".