/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6599813
Fuck fat people dude, don't even bother trying to explain jack shit about anything to those fucking cunt blobs. Pick off the sausage and stuff it in her bluray player.

>>6599821
>>6599813

This website is 18+

>>6599822
;^)

>select all birthday cakes

>>6599813
>your mom makes you apologize
underage or manchild

>>6599822
Yeah I know what's your point? When I was less than 18 I was actually a lot more accepting of land whales.

>>6599813
Fuck off, the only thing supreme in this situation is your colossal faggotry.

>>6599813
It's all immaterial really as it wasn't actually pizza they were eating.
Cheer up.

>>6599813
what can you do people are retarded

I worked at a pizza hut and we would often get complaints about how the lunch buffet would only have "salad Pizzas" because despite the fact that a supreme pizza has meat and veg on it when ever fat people see vegetables they immediately think "Oh no a salad the bane of my existence how will I ever support my great mass by eating this shit."

>>6599813
i have similar story
>night before leaving for family vacation
>extended family staying over
>get 10 pizzas 122.50 plus tip
>fucking uncle answers door but doesn't pay because says he only has travelers checks
>my dad gets it
>get to kitchen ask if anyone got me a plain cheese
>brother says if I want any someones going to have to barf it up
>bastard knows I the olives and sausage
>I push him, cause him to spill pepsi all over the damn bar
>mom gets pissed
>why couldn't they just save me some cheese they knew that's all I wanted

>>6599911
>actually eating plain cheese pizza
You got what you deserved

>>6599813
>realize that it also has sausage and pizza on it
>pizza on pizza

>>6599829
Top fucking kek m8

>>6599914
nah it was pretty messed up deal
>mom was like there are 15 people in this house and your the only one who makes trouble
>I the only one who gets dumped on
>she says your they only one acting up
>then she tells me to get up stairs
>I say I am upstairs dummy
>then she opens the fucking door to the attic 3rd floor
>I tell her im sorry that its scary up there by myself
>she says to late for that
>fuck it I wish I didn't have a family
>tfw problems with mom over cocksucker eating all my cheese pizza

>>6599914
>being this young
18+ boy-o

>>6599911
That scene had me avoiding from cheese pizza for years

>>6599933
Oh what was that some stupid home alone reference or something? Like I remember some shitty movie I watched when I was a kid like that.

>>6599813

Why are simple pizzas like Margharita or just funghi so rare? Why do they have to have 5+ toppings and weird sauces? "Hey guys check out this new pizza! It's hollandaise, chicken breast strips, olives, rocket, ground beef, artichokes and drizzled with an Asian sweet and sour sauce!"

>>6599946
because 'murica

>>6599935
>iconic classic
>shitty movie
We're in the year of the meme when all those things from the generations past that most people can relate to are referenced constantly. Don't be mad that you didn't get it and/or that your childhood was shit

>>6599933
I didnt think anyone was going to catch on

>>6599954
It's just good to you because you have nostalgia goggles super glued to your face if you watched it now you would realize how boring it is and shut it off immediately. But it's okay if you still have a brain of the child why dont you climb into bed and I'll bring you some dunkaroos to binge on while I read you a bed time story tyke.

>>6599946
Because most people don't have shit taste buds and can eat more than 2 flavors at a time and enjoy them.

>>6599963
>Ren-chon
my nigga desu

>>6599970
I can't wait for Non Non Biyori S2 it's gonna be so fucking good I need the healing

>>6599963
>says the man with a collection of cartoon girl images saved on his pc

>>6599982
lmao, dude GET OVER IT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY AMERICAN BABY MOVIE get back to the toll booth and do your job

>>6599911
>bastard knows I the olives and sausage
what

Why would you want plain cheese pizza from some delivery place

>>6599984
No, you.

>>6599986
Because little nimos has the best cheese pizza, and I don't like olives or sausage

>>6600015
>resorting to No you
it's okay I know the HARD TRUTH hurts sometimes but you had to hear it from someone and its better that someone be me then your family and friends.

>>6600022
>I don't like olives
Why are you here
Find another board

>>6600030
I wasn't aware this was a olive board, why are you such a disease?

>>6600026
You sure told me what's what :^)

>>6600053
>busting out the meme emoticon
Man you're getting really desperate aren't you? It's kinda embarrassing to watch...

>>6599916
It's called the America Pie, a sixty inch pizza with every topping covered with twelve inch pizzas with everything on them covered with mini pizzas.

>>6600059
You sure are posting a lot. Pizza is pretty gud

>>6599935
you should kill yourself

>>6600092
ya im gonna get a pizza today actually its gonna be with mushrooms, green olives (no black ones, barf!!) pepperoni, ham, onions, red peppers im gettin hungry just thinking about it!

>>6600096
only if you do it first

Too hot to cook tonight. Sweet chili chicken frozen pizza for me.
Sweet chili chicken is best pizza.

>>6599813
>>realize that it also has sausage and pizza on it

>>6600166

>>6600106

>>6600194
You're late

>>6599813
I hope you realize that even if there was no sausage or pizza on your pizza, it still wouldn't have been a vegetable pizza.

>>6600174
No wonder Euros think America is disgusting.

All their food is fucking awful imitations of our worst. Even their version of history is warped.

>>6600405
>Europeans
>understanding history

TOP KEK

>>6600106
Wowowow you're stupid

I hope some day you'll be able to see yourself through the rose colored lenses you clearly apply to your person. Even then I don't know if that'll be enough to save you from a lifetime of sorrow.

>work at a pizza place
>friday night, we run out of slices in the front
>some fat motherfucker comes and asks if we have any slices coming out
>fuck no of course we dont we're buried under orders and will be for another hour
>tell him it'll be about 45 till we have anything out
>this fat piece of shit actually waits 45 minutes, pestering us constantly about when the slices are coming out
>when they finally come out, he buys 2 full slices(2 full large pizzas)
>he could have literally made an order at the counter and have had his pizza in 20 minutes
fuck fat people
scum of this earth

>>6600439
>2 full slices(2 full large pizzas)

what

>>6599813
Why the fuck would she get mad about you asking about it? Unless you called her a assuage lovin' ho and bitch slapped her there is absolutely no fucking reason to get upset about a question like that.

Unless there's some part you're leaving out your mom and aunt just seem like shit people.

>>6599927
Kevin? You alive?

>>6600520
>assuage
>Sausage

fuck

>>6599935
Your anime is totally better bro. top tier

>>6599813

the majority of non-meat eaters are fat

u mad fatass?

>>6599911

So...How did Michael Jackson's propofol infused penis feel inside your tight boipussy?

My pizza story:
>order pizza
>everyone is happy
>eat pizza
>more happy

You guys must associate with shitheads or something, I've never had a bad time ordering pizza. You get your pepperoni, a cheese for those types, maybe an ultimate or ham and pineapple if you're smart. Worst case scenario is they won't deliver, but then you drive out to get it and return home to be lauded as a conquering hero bearing treasure. Then its good times ahead.

>>6600492
we refer to the pizzas we put up front as a slice, which is just a large pizza

>>6600537
>implying op is vegetarian because he ordered something without meat
>trying to troll him for it
>not even being able to comprehend the op which would have made it obvious he eats meat

>>6600725
I was gonna ask if you just sell whole pizzas a la carte but I'm guessing a "full slice" is a whole fucking pizza and a slice is part. But really, how fat can you be that you walk in to a place to order two entire pizzas right there?

>>6600741
apparently very much so
eyeballing it i would guess the dude was like 450 pounds at least
fuck him, he ruins shit for everyone else who comes in after him because theres no goddamn pizza in the front for other customers for at least half an hout

>>6599813
Stop being a fucking faggot you little dipshit.

>>6599813

yes, it is rude as fuck to criticize the food you get as a guest in any way, and you should be ashamed of yourself and maybe even apologize next time you see her. you want a custom dinner, go to a fuckin restaurant and pay for it. someone gives you food in their home, you smike and act grateful even if you can only eat one bite you eat it with a smile.

that said, fatties gon fat, and that is pig disgusting

>Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

>>6600539
That never happened it was just a rumor I don't know why everyone keeps on about this Michael Jackson stuff

>>6599813
You were rude to criticize it but you are right, i also find it annoying that people like to jam everything full of meat. It's all about conditioning. there's tons of good veggie options out there but people treat it kind of like communism, they're told that it's bad so they assume it is because they can't be bothered to question it

>>6599813
>eating pizza and bitching about fat people

FYI crust has more calories than toppings
ayy lmao