/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Anything that required opening tbh.

>>6598404
free candy~

Sex.

Fried catfish, greens, and potato salad.

An actual decent meal and not trendy bullshit.

Mobile espresso.

I wanted to open a crepe food truck but there's one in NYC that had brazzer's pornstars serve food... so disparaging

>>6598424
but do they have movie stars serving food? Gotta think bigger anon. Get it done.

>>6598404
>what would you open?
I'd open the door.
Get in the floor.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.

>>6598430
I would probably have sex with you.

overpriced quesadillas. i'd use gluten free, whole wheat tortillas, kraft singles for cheese, and i'd squirt some sriracha sauce just because.

>>6598404
>what would you open?
I'd open the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.

More sophisticated McDonald's food.

>Big Mark
>Fishy Fillet
>More Than a Quarter Pounder
>MickNuggets

All fresh, never frozen ingredients. And burger patties that are actually bigger than the fucking bun.

>>6598438
I would probably have sex with you.

>>6598437
Welcome to Austin, TX. Enjoy your stay in this liberal shithole.

I just realized that I haven't taken a shit today and it's now 3am. wtf.

>>6598442
So you'd invent Wendy's then?

>>6598449
Are you my wife?

SE Asian soups, stews, skewers, and rice.

Such a market for it. Make a proper soup no one would take the time to, cool it properly, then keep some hot during service.

Keep that shit open during the winter around the bars.

Pic related, a Cornell institution that caters to hungry lunchers and drunks at night cornering the market by parking on campus within walking distance.

>>6598452
>never frozen

>>6598454
no, he's MY wife.

Either hand pulled noodles or dim sum. Its too bad I need a commercial kitchen first though.

I'd call it the munchymobile
It'll make cheap munchy box food. I'd be a millionaire in a few years.

>>6598422
So help me with catfish. I usually regret buying catfish when I'm eating it. How to do it right?

>>6598404
Mexican style "tacos de suadero", this stuff is greasy as hell but it's really delicious.

>>6598480
Fry it. Catfish is only good fried. And none of that pan fried shit. Get it deep and get it hot.

crab legs

I would make a food truck that was also public transportation. Like a bus or taxi but you can get something to eat on the way to your destination. Maybe put a bar in there too.

>>6598498
Cooking in a moving vehicle seems really dangerous.

>>6598509

That. One time on my truck we got a flat that took 30 minutes to fix so we were running late and had to do all the prep while driving. Never again.

>>6598490
WOW, that'd get incredibly expensive.

>>6598404
all beef hot dogs

Ramen truck all different kinds with all fresh ingredients bought from the local markets

>>6598404
wings

>>6598527

There's a lobster truck around my parts that sell lobster rolls for 17$.

>>6598544
Or a pub truck
>Mfw greasy juicy burgers and hot fries

>>6598404
A tea truck.

>>6598471
I'm sleeping with your wife, mate. Thought you should know.

I'd open a taco truck and use it as a front for my crack cocain business, like every other taco truck in town.

shrimp
beef kebabs
shrimp kebabs

Gourmet milk.

>>6598609
Sounds good. I'd eat there

Ramen. I want it set up like a Japanese Ramen street shop on wheels.

Y'all inspire me

>>6598404
>Dozens of classic and original pasta dishes served fresh in a shitty cardboard cup
>Maybe even a few soups
>The gimmick is that we don't allow bowls, so we have anti-bowl signs everywhere, even though bowls and cups are pretty similar.

>>6598404
One of a kind BACON TRUCK

We'd sell everything bacon.

It would be such a hit.

Dysentery.

>>6598544
>>6598614
We should team up

tiny cookies who the fuck doesnt like cookies

I wouldn't even have to open. I'd just put the truck in gear, run over Guy Fieri. Then I'd back up and do it again. It would be an instant hit.

>>6598666
cheeky devil

>>6598449
I went for a week without taking a dump before

Mexican-Chinese fusion

Basically just tacos, burritos, quesadillas, and nachos with Asian flavors and themes

I'd call it Loco Long's or some stupid shit like that and give out free mini shredded chicken wonton tacos as samples to get people to flood in

>>6598701
That's actually pretty genius

>>6598404
tripe soup, bouillabaisse, bean soup (with lardons), onion soup, tarator, gazpacho

I'd like to join that old Romanian guy who has a tiny food truck at our local shopping street. Or steal his idea and do it somewhere else. He makes individualized shashlik on a charcoal grill.

>>6598480
Soak it in milk before frying to remove the muddy taste.

Breakfast sandwiches, pancakes, french toast, belgian waffles, and omelettes.

>>6598404
mexican grill

Cheap, homemade burritos. I hate that idiot white folk will pay 8+ dollars for a fucking burrito. In NYC there are places that charge $13! Its the simplest thing, rice n beans, pico, chrese, hot sauce. If you get fancy then you add meat, guac or whatever fuck else. Should never be over 6-7 dollars.

>>6598404
Popusas, in all kinds of manners. So popusa with cheese, chicarron, mushrooms, onions and whatever people can think of. Serve it with sour coal sla and habanero sauce on the side. Sell them for 2 dollars a piece or 3 for 5 dollars. Quick easy delicious and new for a lot of people.

Coffee, tea and buns, both steamed and baked sorts as well as both savoury and sweet varieties.

>>6598820
food trucks need to sell finger food, something you don't really need utensils for, something people can eat while standing. so a lot of those won't really work

If I ever get to retire I'd like to do a quesadilla truck. Have some staples that the greatest possible denomination would like- cheese and pico, chicken bacon ranch, and all that plebcore shit. But also some personal and maybe off the wall shit like shredded steak and fried plantains. Or pork and apples with a savory sauce.

>>6599214
In NYC I paid 10$ for a fucking fried cheese at a truck. I guess everything is overpriced wether it's a truck or a restaurant

>>6599222
>coal sla

>>6598547
Hmm. I'd definitely get lunch at a wings truck

>>6598554

Are food trucks allowed to sell alcohol? Because a true "pub truck" would be fucking awesome.

Brats.

>>6599214
>Should never be over 6-7 dollars.
>implying cost of ingredients its the only factor
ok karl

>>6599722
I'm sure you could get a license but everything alcoholic you sell would probably have to be carried in a brown bag.

Kebab.

Different kinds of sausages with some nice condiments.

Hand made gelato with only flavours of cereal ei Froot Loops, Lucky Charms gelato, Frosted Flakes etc. Would toast the cereal before mixing with cream and sugar.

>>6600303
I got a truck near me that does this. Its very good

Gua bao

>>6598404
authentic mexican and/or brazilian food. I'm from northern europe.

slow cooked bbq if I had a decent trailer

>>6598437
>gluten free, whole wheat tortillas

Heh. I chuckled.

>>6598717
I'd eat here so much. You'll get all the French expats there.

>>6600368
do you mean "authentic" or actual authentic?

because actual authentic is like boiled pig assholes and literal chicken feet

fake "authentic" is actual human quality meat with like, raw onion and stuff.

>>6598482
Paisano you forgot tacos al pastor

Soup truck all the way. Who doesn't love a delicious bowl of soup for lunch? Plus it's easy to offer vegetarian/ vegan/ gluten-free options for the douche crowd. Throw in a bag of oyster crackers and you're set.

>>6598404

Doughnuts

meat popsicle truck with all different ethnic skewer meats and serveself sauces

>>6600267
What are you smoking?
>implying
>implying
>implying

>>6598447
iktf

>>6598404
The door to Nefelheim so I could resurrect the dark goddess Freyja in order to bring about the end of Midgard.

I would sell those jap meat buns that looks like boobs that are always made fun of in anime. I would make my trucks logo look like a pair of titties to match the food. I would then park the truck at the nearest college campus and watch the millions flood in as I take advantage of horny college males.

Portabello paninis

>>6598413
>>6598417
>>6598430
>>6598434
Was >>>/b/ down or something? What's with the idiots?

>>6603238

I will raise a soup cart and it focused on hot pot. Nothing says hearty like boiled fish cakes and seafood with spicy ass soups

>>6603559
you must be a riot at parties

>>6598442
>micknuggets
>chicken flavored fried mash potatoes

Cabbage rolls and borscht. Maybe some pierogies.

>>6603563
If you are in the US no one likes spicy food here. Try again.

>>6598701
https://www.grubhub.com/atlanta/chico--chang/

>>6598498
That is a great idea, have the taxi come from a takeaway. We used to phone a taxi and a takeaway and ask the taxi to pick it up on their way. You could munch on the way home from a sesh with the lads. Probably have to clean it after every trip.

A variety of enclosed nonmessy hand foods.
A bunch of steamed buns in different flavors
mostly pre-made so quick turn around.
sell for reasonably cheap so people buy several

>>6603681
Can't possibly imagine where you would get that idea from

If someone just gave me a food truck, defiantly would noodle truck (Choice of chicken, beef, veg)(totally would team up with the three other noodle people). To change things up a little, I'd also serve house made sakè, and have house brewed soy sauce as well as stuffed rolls.

>>6605124
He got it from making up shit that isn't real.

The doors.

>>6598404
Kebab, ćevapi, gyros, souvlaki, other shit I can't remember.

Soup cart

Serve it in cups with bread

Yes

>>6605308

And given how you have vids of people wanting to try the newest spiciest dish in an attempt to liquidify the internal organs I went with spicy soups for a reasons.

How else do bar and grills make ypu spend on beer?

>>6605362
serve it in cups OF bread...less waste, easier to eat on the go

Wood fired pizza. Less than a dozen menu items, sized for one person.

There's a guy somewhere around here that goes to all the weekend handmade type markets with a pizza oven on a trailer and sells individual wood fired pizzas.

>>6606686
That's a fucking stupid idea

>>6606723
Not really. People have been doing it for hundreds of years, if not longer.

>>6598490
>>6598527

>>6606686
Sounds retarded as fuck

>>6606417
>How else do bar and grills make ypu spend on beer?

The only reason people need to drink beer is that the day ends with y.

tacos al pastor on a spic

plus I would be like the soup nazi and everything would have to be ordered precisely

>>6606740
On a spic?

Would it be like those naked japanese girls that you can eat sushi off of? Only a naked mexican girl with tacos all over her?

>>6606747
>off of which you can eat sushi

>>6606732
People have been smoking for years, if not longer, doesn't mean it's not fucking stupid.

>>6606699
You live in Alabama don't you? I know I've seen a similar mother fucker around lately

Practicalities aside, I'd be cool to have a freshly baked bread/pastries truck. People who have never had fresh out the oven bread don't know what life is.

Okonomiyaki.

Movie theater.

>>6598447

>muh line

Just what the fuck turned this place into /pol/?

This is a food and cooking board you colossal prick fuck

burritos. no fucker does burritos right in my country except for like, two restaurants, and i work at one of them.

>>6598404
>Pasta truck
>Tortilla truck
>Pizza truck
>Party truck

Tonkotsu Ramen

>>6598509
You would basically deliver airline meals to buses, reheat and serve.

>>6598404
Canapés

I doubt any soup-based product would work. You'd be spending so much money just on containers.

>>6608383

>>6606738

You know those bars with 5 dollar food .enus usually makes it spicy enough that your order a beer

>cuban sandwiches

>>6608383
Chili's has little togo 'cups' for soup. They hold up pretty well. Even Subway has them. Soup truck would be pretty good.

>>6598404
Tacos. But real mexican tacos no that crunchy crap

Mobile Breakfast

>>6598404
Meatpies and iced coffee, cunt

>>6603634
kek. I want sme Micknuggets nw.

West coast/monterey style wharf food. Fried Calamari, sourdough bowls, cracked crab legs etc.

>>6603559
What's new faggaroo?

>>6598404

A truck that served army field rations from WW1 and WW2 from any of the various armies. I'm often the cook at reenactments so I'm used to making some baller stews and such out in the field.

One of my favorites: Panzer Stew

1 onion
1 large spoonful of flour
3 potatoes
1 dollop of butter
2 cups of beef stock

Saute the onions in the butter until brown, then add flour. Pour in beef stock and stir. Then add potatoes, cover and let simmer about a half hour. Season with salt and pepper or any herbs you want.

Shit's baller. Now think of an entire food truck serving that.

>>6599222
>coal sla

>>6610557
Oh man, that'd be really fun. Could definitely be a good attraction in the right parts of the US too.

>>6599222

>>6599222
>coal sla

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

>>6599222
>someone finally posts about pupusas on this board
>coal sla

I can never win.

>>6603176
:3

>>6610658
looks like a colombian arepa

>>6610716
They're very similar, but pupusas have the distinctive sauce and slaw(sla), and are typically filled with some combination of chicharrones, beans, and cheese.

>>6598404
I've always had the fantasy of opening a restaurant which sold human remains -- a restaurant for cannibals. A food truck would work excellently for that in this day and age, of course, but having it be socially normal would be better

>>6610557

As a history major people and I would totally eat there.

I kind of wanted to make a truck that specializes in exotic fruit dishes. I think its very well positioned in a world where ''new'' memefruits are constantly being marketed to people. Also, when these fruits are still flying under the radar, its cheap to get them at ethnic markets.

not sure where to center the menu. There's plenty of asian fruit smoothie/salad trucks around already, so offering that probably works fine, but I'd really like to be able to show how natives use the fruit.

>>6598423
I used to co-own one of those. Really great people and coffee, but totally not worth the time, money, and legal bullshit associated with running it.

>>6598701
There's a bunch of Cuban-Chinese places in ny. This shot is delish.

As for me, paella. All paella all the time