/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6594811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>>6594813
Starting off with a classic, eh

>>6594811

Does Jack Jr. have the same head shape as the King?

Will Jack Jr. be damned to the same fate as the King?

There are many cringey fuckers on the internet, but none can top the King of Cu/ck/

>>6594910
Considering that they're probably not actually related I would say he is safe.

>>6594813
Is this some kind of joke?

>>6594910
what a fatass family.

AUGH YEAUH FOLKS
https://youtu.be/5e0iOaHz6RQ

>>6594927

Sadly they're pretty common in the US, maybe even below average in weight depending on where you live.

>>6594813
She's a troll right?

>>6594931
I live where everyone who has shit skin is also a fat fuck. Sadly I live around way too many fat fucks/shitskins

Anybody got that video of those two horribly obese redneck girls doing chubby bunny?

>>6594986
Not this shit again.

>>6594837
What the fuck is this

>>6594931

>tfw i live in colorado

>>6595206
which one is colorado?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>6595219
Is that a fucking ramly burger? Are you a SEA-shitter like me?

>>6595219
https://youtu.be/nwE7Gao4GUk

>>6594931

How did Colorado get so based?

>>6595233
Goddamn, Ramly burgers are GOAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IaQwGZFKm8

>>6595242
that was excellent.

>>6595242
>randomly tossing and flipping around buns and eggs
literally why

>>6595290
putting on a show for foreigners, probably.

>>6595242
I've literally never seen a burger on Game of Thrones. WHich episode?

>>6595242
Where do I get one of these?

>>6595213
the lowest-obesity one. Middle-right, nearly rectangular, most counties in the white margin of map's coloring.

>>6595347
Must be the cannabis.

>>6595351
I think the cannabis is going to make them fatter in the end

>>6594813
>Those knife skills

The King is truly the master of naming

>>6595603
Aren't half the videos he does things he finds great to eat during his normal week?

Chopping bacon has never trained your dual-wielding skills harder

>>6595331
South East Asia

Can you really use cutting utensils in a cast iron pan without damaging it?

>>6596398
What video is this from?

>>6595234

>getting caught watching spongebob porn
>feelsbadman.jpeg

>>6594929
Isn't he severely diabetic?/

>>6596733
This is the image that made me hit my cringe limit.

>>6597054
Look at him. Do you have to ask?

>>6595242

What the fuck was he doing at the beginning? What a fucking spaz.

>>6596733
I probably wouldn't because it will shave off small bits of iron. It won't really hurt the pan but it will probably get in the food.

>>6596733
A pizza cutter would probably be fine. I've scraped the shit out of stuff burnt onto the bottom of my cast iron without getting past the seasoning. Obviously I'd still try to avoid it.

>>6595219
YESSS

>>6595219
Sounds just like Jawsus used to sound
I cant believe he is still making videos.

>>6594813
How did I know before I even looked, Jesus.

>>6595219
Forget the financial burden, forget your woman turning fat and ugly, forget the child support and chain to that fat ugly woman when you finally divorce.

THIS should be more than enough for abstinence

>>6597054
Does diabetes mean anything to the fat fucks who just take huge loads of insulin?

>>6598893
It costs money and also it fucking sucks (I have Type 1)

>>6598913
A lot of type 2 can be treated with just pills, or pills and light insulin.

Its obvious health doesnt matter anymore when you get to, and sustain that body size.

>>6595242
Is this style of making food common in SEA? I saw a video a while back of some SEAmonkey using similar tools and an anti-griddle to make weird ice cream roll up things.

>>6594931
one thrid of people in US is obese. not just fat, obese.
get your shit together america.

>>6599031
man that was 3 years ago, it's probably creeping up to 40% now

So Jack got himself some sort of meme-box for fathers day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TYsXpE_I3Y

>>6599503
J A C K
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C
K

>>6599503
Is it me or is Jack becoming increasingly embarrassed by his low-test father?

Like when he gave his video game anecdote he sounded ashamed when people he was playing with knew who his father was

>>6599555
Jack Jr. is tubby loser too. Shit apples don't fall far from the shit apple tree.

>>6594811
Oh fuck, there are new ones? Links please.

>>6599503
why does he keep insisting that these companies are calling him?

>>6599555
>Jacks kitchen has the same layout as mine, with the microwave, stove and island
>Jack lives in Cali
>I live in Cali

I sure hope that the cuckmaster isn't my neighbor or something.

>>6599620
He lives in Texas.

>>6599555
is jack getting fatter?

>>6599503
>You will never have an amazing family life like Jack does
Maybe it's time to become a good Christian like him.

>>6599620
I don't think he lives in California anymore, didn't he move?

>>6599630
yeah, in his video about having a blood test and it coming back poorly he talked about switching from simply cutting out beef and pork to a low carb diet.

so he probably started eating a bunch of beef and pork because it's low carb.

>>6599664
Jack's motto is "Do God's work and He will do your work!

>>6599668
Is it normal to use as much oil in cooking as he does?

>>6599555

what's with jack always talking about being manly or referencing what a man he is

>>6599664
you gotta be kidding me
Jack jr. is fucking reeking testosterone and is gonna cucking jack in every direction. It was obvious jack's porkbride is attracted to her immediate family and regrets marrying that dirty spic.

>8 years old at friend's birthday slumber party
>the kid's mom orders pizza for dinner
>One medium pepperoni pizza from some shit local place
>Had to cut each slice in half to feed all 10 kids
>They weren't even poor, what the fuck
Shittiest party of my life, we all tried to watch the nude scene from Titanic too and hs mom came down and made everyone go to sleep just as the good part came on.

>>6599896
Haha that's terrible. When I was in early HS I was invited to a party full of people I didn't like that much but I had no friends so whatever. They ordered a bunch of pizza and apparently I was supposed to bring money to help pay for the party for some reason. They got mad at me for being cheap because I didn't fork over $20 to pay for the a few slices of pizza I had.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3bP1oaC3VM

>jack does physical activity to please his wife
>convinces himself he's now jacked

>>6599886
Jack Jr. has a pretty cute girlfriend too if I recall.

HIGH TEST
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>>6599915
>before and after photos in a loose t-shirt
is there anything that he won't fuck up?

>>6594837

Where's the problem with that? It looks perfectly fine.

>>6599945
Obviously he didn't stick with it because he's still fat as fuck three years later. No self control fatass.

>>6596733
yes of course

are you stupid?

>>6598979

I saw that, too! But I'm wondering what kind of plate >>6595242 is using, it seems to somehow heat up the eggs instead of making them cold?

>>6599965
>wondering what kind of plate

Lol, seriously? It's a griddle. Also called a "plancha grill". Just about every restaurant on earth has one.

>>6599503
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Could they be any more pretentious?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh6nbN22Ap8
Why won't he even let the kid make a box cake by himself and why can't Jack Jr. even open a bag? Also, those scissors are probably about as sharp as a butter knife.

>>6600192
such a shame that kid got taught his eating habits. He's not even that bad in that video.

>>6594813
Does anyone have the picture of someone on /ck/ trying to make this?

>>6599950
>cool whip
>terrible layers
>lumpy diarrhea for ganache

GTFO faggot

>>6599503
I want to stab him in the head and rub that habanero sauce into the wound.

>>6599503
"My glands are going crazy." Maybe because you have thyroid cancer you obese sack of shit

>>6600296

...And now, we wait for some asshole to come in and tell us the recipe "isn't that bad."

Will King Ja/ck/'s successful, estranged oldest son Garrett ever make an appearance on his show?

>>6600653
lies, jacks son isn't cool enough to hang out with riff raff

>>6600653

So you're trying to tell me that Jack fathered a baby Joey?

>>6599555
They're both low test, fat shits and have diabetes.

>>6594811
who the fuck put their finger in there?

>>6600668
If by a Joey you mean a Californian fame-hungry fatso then yes

>>6600660
He appears in one Ja/ck/ video where they go to some "fancy" restaurant in a mall for I believe Jack's birthday.

According to his IG he hangs with that whole Dirt Nasty, Milonakis, thoroughly untalented yet still making money crew

>>6600685
>he hangs with that whole Dirt Nasty, Milonakis, thoroughly untalented yet still making money crew

But how?

>>6600685
I wonder what thinks of what his son has become. Looks like Garrett just smokes a bunch of weed and drinks lean.

>>6594811
Just about any video of Finnish men attempting to cook.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWW6FlRGDlI&feature=youtu.be&a

>>6600616
I literally cried

>>6600707
i feel sick
and sad
>those empty plates on the fridge

>>6600707
>Implying anyone in Finland can cook

>>6600707
Does this guy live in a space station?

>>6594813
>when she chopped that onion.
>mfw

>hanging out a friends place
>hes making lunch, pasta with tomato sauce
>try it
>its literally pasta cooked in unsalted water with canned pizza sauce
i nearly threw it out

>>6595242
>patties and raw egg
>putting on a shitty show
>crowding all burgers to one corner
>fucking up his juggling
This is cringe

So Jack has southern Italian heritage right?
>muppet lips
>scalfani
>not white
>dat head shape
>dat balding

>>6600820
>cooked in unsalted water

>>6600707
Pasi is a mystery. Some finn on /int/ said he owed like a million dollars to the government and he's pretty much hated around the entire country as an embarrassment

>>6598913
>>6598939
My grandpa has diabetes, and it's no fucking joke. He ignored his health for years by drinking too much and has had a double below the knee amputation. Dude is going to end up like that if he doesn't take it seriously.

>>6599915
He has t-rex arms.

>>6600192
Jesus Christ. This kid is like 12, and he won't let him measure by himself. I've had my 4 year old nephew help me in the kitchen with less direction and involvement than this.

>>6599503
>your son will never give you a meme-box for Father's Day

I will admit, the jalapeno chips and the mexican hot chocolate walnuts look good

>>6601114
I think Ja/ck/ had the company send him one for free because he didn't know the cost and his son was oblivious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

You are not prepared for the level of cringe you're about to see.

>>6601161
It was posted already

>>6599625
>>6599620
He moved to Tennessee, not Texas

>>6601174
>>6601118

Look at these true Ja/ck/offs, I'm so proud

>>6601176
Not gonna lie, I actually look forward to his new videos being posted. There's always something hilarious about his absolute shit cooking and reviewing.

>people posting the same few videos over and over again
You're taking "never change, /ck/" a bit too literally, guys.

>>6599886
>Jack jr. is fucking reeking testosterone and is gonna cucking jack in every direction.
Pic related, Tammy's new Facebook photo


JUST

>>6600707
I want answers

>>6601110
>12
Mercy, I would've pegged him for a tall nine year old

>>6601251
lewd

>>6599503
>I thought you said you knew what Mole was used for. Well I'm not laughing at you but it was funny as hell when you tried to eat it as a dip. I'm sure you know that it is concentrated and your suppose to dilute it and use it with chicken. So I hope you don't mislead your viewers and they go buy some to dip their chips in ROFLMAO

LOL

>>6600707
Why in the hell does he start peeling at his wall?

>>6599945
>getting ja/ck/'d

This is fucking hilarious, brb posting to /fit/

When is Ja/ck/ going to release his cookbook and audiobook rendition of The Bible?

>>6600192
I had to close it after he couldn't cut open the bag, ugh.

>>6600616
Marie literally said to remove the oil once it has cooked. It's not her fault anon is a retard and left the majority of the oil in.

Joeyposting may be dead, but it's ghost will haunt this board forever.

>>6601565
Isn't the woman's name Lisa and the Marie referenced is whoever made the recipe?

>>6601579
It's only dead because he rejected his fans and decided to suck Ken's dick and asshole.

>>6601582
Im new to /ck/, but ive seen his videos by random every once in a while

What happened?

>>6601588
Joey decided to join Ken at KBD productions and now makes melodramatic review videos with him instead of giving his genuine opinion on fast food products.

>>6599574

Fuck off Lahey, don't you have some offs to fuck?

>>6601673
Obesity detected

>>6600856

Yeah he did that phone hacking stuff when he was young and got caught

>>6601677

L2TPB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7mut1DVWt0

>>6602168

he's so loud and embarrassing

>>6602168
Holy Shit, what the fuck is this? I saw it at 2:11

>>6602168

hahahaha 9 mins and on he talks about how much he loves anime while in the japan section of epcot

if any of his viewers have any respect for jack after this video they're bigger cucks than him

>>6602168
Jesus Christ

>>6602168
>4:16
>Jacks wife: "Freakin mess"
>Jack Jr: "You married that mess"

>>6602168
>when he gets pissed at his son at 4:30

>>6594811
Jack thread still up then?
I thought this sort of commercial shilling was a violation?

>>6602209
How is making fun of a fat asshole that can't read shilling?

>>6595436
IKR i think i could have done a better job with that onion when i was 13

>>6602180
American man

>>6600192
This is fucking painful to watch. He criticizes everything that poor kid does. If that kid doesn't turn out completely fucked up, it'll be a miracle.

>>6602323
Just like how Ken is an asshole to his son. These Youtube narcissists are just attention whore assholes that hate anyone stealing the spotlight from them.

>>6602339
Ken has a son?

>>6602323
Jack Jr is cucking the fuck out of Jack and is banging the hottest girl in his church group and is getting more muscular by the day, he has nothing to worry about

>>6602168
>the demon that appears in front of the camera for a milisecond at 2:01 while Jack is whining to his wife about wanting to get a Mickey Mouse nutcracker.

>>6594813
I allways imagin myself in filming a parody with my shitty oven trying to turn it on "7" like she mentioned. It only has a switch that has steps from 1 to 3 with halfs so turning it seven times means it is at zero again

>>6602384
Yup, will probably turn out to be a homeless drug addict after years of Ken's abuse.

>>6594931
not too many black people in CO, not too many fatasses.

look at LA county

>>6594931
wow the entire coast of california is pretty good

>>6596733
cast iron isn't teflon, teflon fucks up easily.

but you knew that didnt u

>>6600081
500 dollars for 3 month subscription.

I can eat for 3 months on 500 dollars keep your 6 items that cost 5 dollars each.

one box is 75 dollars plus shipping. costs 30 bucks tops.

>>6602180
Laugh all you want, at least he has a gf

>>6602971
but dude, that fancy crate costs a lot to make y'know

>>6600792

underrated comment

>>6600850
His stoner son is a proud Sicilian according to his instagram so probably
https://instagram.com/gshock_cali/

Also dat fucking head shape
It's no wonder why the Scalfani men are rarely seen without hats

>>6602990
>just a bunch of pics and videos of him smoking dabs
Jack is disappoint.

>>6599503
>meme-box
no YOU'RE a meme

>>6595233
His fathers voice sounds so relaxing.

>>6595219
WHAT IS THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRYohU7sSdQ

>>6602990

https://instagram.com/p/35JGYzm4nw/?taken-by=gshock_cali

what does this mean?

Garrett is obviously Jack's son, but he only appeared in one video. Now Garrett also has a brother who isn't Jack Jr? Maybe Jack has gone through a divorce?

>>6603050
I've always wondered where his parents are.

>>6603196
His other little brother also has a muppet mouth
https://instagram.com/p/ij58H4yOTl


Also Jack's marriage with Tammy was a shotgun wedding, their 16th wedding anniversary was in August of last year and there can't be much room between that and Jack Jr.
Also the one like on the shotgun wedding comment is from Tammy.

I'm guessing Garrett has a different mom. It's no wonder he turned to drugs, probably to numb the pain of watching Jack play "family man" with Jack Jr. and Tammy while neglecting him.

>>6599503
500 bucks for 3 months and some of the items are fucking chips? out of 6 items they gave him a bag of chips for like 100something per crate. i need to start selling dumb shit like this.

>>6594813
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
>the into music
>my sides are already gone

>>6599503
>Can't pronounce "pernicious" right

>>6594813
A FUCKING CHALLENGER APPEARS!
holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tsrBqx7avE

>>6594813

that lady has to be developmentally not okay in some way
there's just something creepily wrong about her

>>6595242
>Coldplay in the background

>>6595290
>>6597321
gotta keep the APM high bruv

>>6599945
Looks like he lost more hair than body fat

>>6603657
It makes me sad we let moon pie face lady trayce win so easily ex broeys

>>6600616
the problem is he used a spoon instead of doing it straight from the bottle when adding the garlic and onion powder. Should have followed the instructions better.

>>6600192

How's about eating depression incarnate for breakfast lunch and dinner? Chef Weber cooks it now and so can you
http://youtu.be/y1u1BiCBW7U
With these easy and cheap recipes you can cook alone, eat alone and die alone.

>>6603394
It's not cringy as much as glorified beginner level technique and lack of creativity to make his food good. Not to mention that after doing some research, I've realized he's made pomodoro sauce, not marinara. 4/10 overall. I'm sure it taste just fine though.

>>6595290
If he does that stupid shit for autistic Westerners they'll possibly give him extra money/tell others to visit his stand.

It's like that video of that Nip guy making 16,000 honey strings. He speaks in a heavily rehearsed "minstrely" accent and puts on a show for dat tourist cash.

How has no one posted this before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8

Jesus, it's insulting to men, women, and anyone who isn't a pathetic slob.

>>6604286
...he's such a damn cuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpEVjbXOTuA
Remember the Baked Alaska dram?

>>6600707
watching this made my room drop 10 degrees and there's a russian trying to invade my house

>>6600000

>>6602168

'It's weird Jack, there really is a design difference between China and Japan'

HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>6603221
Tammy actually used to be pretty bangable

What happened?

>>6604595
She got fat eating aunt Myrna's party cheese salads.

>>6602542
>Jack Jr
>banging the hottest girl in his church group
please tell me that's a joke

>>6604611
I'm pretty sure Jack Jr and Rebekkah are a thing now, and it's inevitable they will be if they aren't.

>>6604620
any more pics of that semen demon?

>>6604595
Never bangable bud never Jesus man do you have any standards?

>>6604622
https://instagram.com/rebekkah_xoxo/

She's also in a couple Cuck on the Gos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd92CmCvLUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igHTDpOOOY4

>>6594813
Jesus Christ the way she mangles that onion. WTF.

>>6604625
Of course not

>>6604620
Jack is bringing in his spicy Cali blood to break a piece off

>>6604630
She's a qt3.14, good on Jack Jr. that hustler.

Meanwhile his loser older brother just smokes weed and plays video games all day and probably uses escort services to get his fat knob slobbed.

>>6604620
>>6604630
I hope Jack Jr won't turn out like King Ja/ck/ or his junkie brother.

>>6604645
You can't blame his loser older brother, he doesn't have those elite Tammy genetics >>6604595

>>6604647
I thought the older bro was just stoner?

>>6604835
Jack can wear all the affliction studded cross T's he wants but that double marriage move isn't working in his favor.

>>6594931
No Alaska or Hawaii.

>>6603394
>Italian tomatoes
>Italian olive oil
>Italian pepper flakes

Stop.

>>6604286
>boyfriend says he'll cook me Valentine's dinner
>get to his house, see dinner
>burned chicken dredged in store-bought salsa
>salad he "allows" me to dress myself
>microwaved broccoli
>cheesecake from a mix with no graham cracker crust
>"hey baby I'm keeping it light so my night isn't ruined"
>mace boyfriend
>get restraining order
>cook a real meal for self and cat

>>6603394
>[kill intensifies]

>>6604286
>eat before you eat
>don't pay attention to not looking like a pathetic food starved pig while you eat, that's too much effort, just have a meal before eating the actual meal with your girl ;)
Jesus do people really do this?

>>6604286
>this sorry pile of tasteless shit has ever even touched a pussy

>>6599503
I hate this fat fuck

>>6599555
>"go ahead and try that piece right there"
>"why"
lol, fuck these fat pieces of shit

>>6600192
>fat person has a kid
>projects his insecurities on him
I hate fat people

>>6599503
kek

>>6604951

You grills are picky.

so this is a Ja/ck/ thread now?

>>6600192
Does Jack think acting exasperated by Jack Jr's incompetence is charming or funny?

>>6605185
I have no idea, he just comes across as a huge dick who hates his kid.

>>6604599
it gets worse every time i see it

>>6594811
>boil brat for 5 hours
>Well?
You're a fucking idiot anon.

>>6605335
wrong thread?

>>6604862
hawaii is incredibly fat, alaska is hit and miss, its fat in the cities and no fat anywhere else

>>6603050
hmmmmmmmmmmm

I can't wait until Jack cuts open a live chicken and comments on how beautiful and juicy it is

There's a specific video that I've been looking for. It's a guy who shows you how to make steak, loaded baked potatoes, and salad for a 'romantic' date night. He rips up american cheese slices and thows them in the salad. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>6606016
I know what you're talking about but can't find it.

Someone find this shit

>>6604286
>the last thing you want to do is fill your lady up on valentine's... at least with dinner you're cooking
>trust me on this

For fuck's sake

>>6606029
Jesus, I was starting to think I was crazy. I'm glad someone knows what I'm talking about.

>>6606016
>>6606029
>>6606049

Any other info on it? Was it on youtube or somewhere else?

>>6606062
>>6606049
Swear it was on YouTube. The guy makes a steak and salad dinner for a 'date' and talks to the camera as if it's the girl. And he rips up kraft cheese slices to top the salad.

It was cringey and horrible, but so good.

>>6606062
Yeah, it was on Youtube. This guy in his house shows you how to make dinner for Valentine's Day, I think. And later a woman comes over and they eat together. I forgot where I found a link for it. It might have been here or on reddit somewhere.

>>6606070
>>6606062
>>6606049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0IeFdW1wSc

I found it!

>>6606069
Yeah, my mistake. There was no woman, only the camera.

>>6606074
THANK YOU, BASED ANON!
I've been looking for this video forever, much appreciated.

>>6606082
I wish you could have seen what I typed into the Google search to find that shit.

Np got your back bro.

>>6606085
What did you search?
Because I've searched tons of combinations of words associated with this video and never had any luck.

>>6606093
"guy makes steak and salad with kraft cheese slices for romantic dinner cringe"

Came up on the first result.

>>6606096
Well, fuck. I'm retarded.
Still, I appreciate you posting the video.

>food cringe thread
>no sandra lee videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrQbWeNQpiA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce40YCHysVM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKu3PcgYrU

>>6606048
Make sure to give you and your girl the smelliest farts you can get in the bedroom

>>6600192
he just said billy mays sent him the grater a year after billy mays died

>>6606176
Sandra may be a hardcore alcoholic masquerading as a clueless bitch TV cook but I would wreck her shit thoroughly.

>>6606209
He also said in one video that "Cinnamon Toast Crunch" called him. Like a fucking breakfast cereal called him and not General Mills.

>>6606210
So would I

>>6602678

>>6606214
why does he lie?

>>6604407
Is that the masketta man?

>>6599503
>muy bien

>>6599574

>>6599929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd92CmCvLUk

>>6601565
did we watch the same thing? because she said you CAN, remove the oil...but she leaves it in.

>>6606518
Is Harry an alcoholic?

>>6606570
I'm pretty sure he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNIUNpgUKw4
he literally didn't even make his own salsa.....

>>6606570
thats the first question i had lol
im pretty sure hes 2 glasses of whisky afterwork guy
half a bottle after lvl 5 challenge

>>6606595
implying he wouldnt fuck that up

>>6606657
Kek

>>6606657
WASTED

>>6602168
His is the archetypal beta pleb.

'Bread & Circuses' Incarnate.

>his 15+ yr old son has hi face painted

Is he mentally stunted? I can't handle this family, I just can't do it.

>>6602168
>I was so excited to fly out to epcot to try the food of the world
>Expects to judge Italian food on Epcot's marinara sauce


Kill me.

>>6606595

>>6606229
She had a mastectomy earlier this month - no more Sandra Lee boobies

>>6607316
Are you fucking kidding me... did she have breast cancer? Sad for her loss either way

>>6606971
>>6606595

rice,miso soup,fried pork,fried chicken, and some vegetables.

>>6602339
>nutnfancy

>>6602168
Did this complete piece of hog shit actually go to Disney to experience ethnic foods? I want to travel to wherever this fat fuck lives and tie him to a chair and tickle him until he has a heart attack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp2PuYiTKqs
Jack makes a rachel ray recipe...

>>6607652
why would you put anything other than black pepper before grilling steak?? im not even talking about amount that he threw on

>>6603196
Hahahaha.
Is this what happens to kids who have protective, conservative parents?

>>6607652
Why use so much butter on ribeye steaks? Most of it probably fell off into the grill anyway.

>>6607681
I feel the same way, especially on a cut like ribeye. I could see using a rub on something like a flank steak.

>>6594931
Goddamn South Dakota. No wonder people think I'm a twig at 150 when everyone else is 200+

>>6602168
>holding a package that says "merci" on it
>ah so this is german

hmmmm

>>6602168
God damn, he's so loud in public.
Why do Italians have to shout everything? Even when they are 3rd 4th generation they still have to scream every word.

>>6607700
i want to see him grill a fillet mignon

>>6606657
it's missing wa-la at the end

>>6607326
>>6607316

http://www.people.com/article/sandra-lee-facebook-cancer-update

Holy fuck I never heard.

>>6603983
Joey gave her a shoutout in his 30,000 susscribers video but no Broeys, not even the animation Hoey

There's really nothing else we could've done if he's that far gone. I never thought I'd stop watching his videos either but here we are.

>>6595219
isn't that the guy who shot up the church in Charleston

>>6608034
No this is the guy that shot up the church

>>6608004
sucks that audio is dissabled

>>6606595
>>6606657
I just heard about this guy yesterday in this thread and I fucking hate him so much now

>>6606595
why do I keep watching this shit? I mean I know it's going to be bad but I can't resist to see how low can he go.

>>6606595
THATS NOT RAW SHRIMP

>>6608081
https://youtu.be/wvUQcnfwUUM

>>6608049
you made me look up that guy and he still has the most punchable face ever. apparently he did some voices on mass effect and was in an episode of that's so raven as "nerd"

>>6603220
You didn't see the one where he fights his dad over the iPad? Fucking gold, dude.

>>6603220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwE7Gao4GUk

>>6594931
>I live in the one of two counties in WA that is super obese
Fuck

>>6608181
He was in little giants yo a popular movie amongst the young teens and pre teens i think i was in the 7th grade when that shit came out

>>6608245
I know that's why I said still. he's also in jack

>>6608250
Fuck i forgot about jack

>>6599945
He actually looks fatter in the second picture.

>>6606595
What the fuck is this shit. Just what the fuck am I looking at? deadgod

>>6600081
Sounds like that stupid "Lootcrate" thing idiots susbcribe to.

>>6602168
i lost it when he started whining about the mickey nutcracker

>>6604951
MY BFFFFFFF XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

Mmm... sand and hobo piss...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwF2YGu0EJ4

>>6606595
... I think I might make this myself without all the premade stuff.
It sounds pretty good

i bet jack and jack jr jacked each other off to those german girls at disneyland in their hotel room while tammy was getting ready to suck them both off.

>>6601174
Why the fuck would you ever move to Tennessee?

>>6604286
>shoveling premade cheesecake into store bought crust
>cooking

literally why make a video of yourself assembling packaged shit

>>6606595
>alfredo sauce and salsa
>cajun

>>6609501
Holy fuck this guy is terrible.

>>6609684
Its not even gatorade, its gatorades retarded little brother powerade

>Jack's new video
>Raw meat again
Top keks.

>>6609501
kinda want one of those Bic things tho

>>6609501
Beautiful.
Is that sand seasoning on the hot dogs?

>>6609501

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnT-lu72kIU

Cuckage continues

>>6610137
Why did he cook the steaks and then let them sit for 30 minutes?
Also he put fancy sauce on the plate, only to then putt he side dish dish on top of the sauce.

>>6610392
i bet he reheated them in microwave

>>6610392
You have to eat meat at room temperature

>>6610012
Seriously we have to push for a Ken Domik/Jack "Raw Dog" Scalfani collaboration

Jack has said he'd be down, and Ken still does collabs with Joey despite Joey being less than irrelevant now.

Jack is going to give him food poisoning and Ken's probably going to eat as much tax deductible food as he can so it's gonna be a lot of food poisoning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7DEDj7fWLc

>>6606518

that fucking zany intro makes me want to kill myself every time.

>>6610962
I know it sounds like an intro to a shitty early 90s Nickelodeon show

>>6607688
Is what happens? Getting to do what you like and meeting celebrities?

>>6594819
fuck