/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6590185

Always

>>6590185
My boyfriend and I just brought easy cheese with us camping a couple weeks ago, neither of us had had it since we were little. It is holy shit amazing, when we came home the remaining (most of the can) was gone in 1 day. We spent the next 2 days on the toilet. Never again.

>>6590205
but it is so sweet and carbonated and cold

>>6590239
>My boyfriend and I
fuck you. you could have made the story solely about yourself. I don't care that you are in a relationship you fucking ugly bitch.

Tuna and ketchup. Like literally just putting a heap of ketchup into a can of tuna and eat it with a fork. I used to eat it a lot when my budget was tight when I was studying and I still eat it to this day if I just want to have something quick to eat.

>>6590255
Part of the story was that it made both of us sick. Sorry that no one loves you, dipshit.

>>6590255
>being this bitter and autistic

>>6590255
It would have been the same story with the same emotional impact. fuck you.
> I brought easy cheese camping a couple weeks ago, I hadn't had it since I was little. It is holy shit amazing, when I came home the remaining (most of the can) was gone in 1 day. I spent the next 2 days on the toilet. Never again.

>>6590287
I'm sure you would have had the same reaction if she had said "my family" or "my friend"

>>6590287
2 people ate it and 2 people got sick, that was the story. I'm not going to walk on eggshells around sensitive little pussies like you that can't handle hearing about anyone being in a relationship because you're a fat, sad virgin. Go fuck your waifu pillow instead of being a jealous little bitch.

>>6590255
Yeah bitches just look for attention.

>>6590301
We're in our 30's with kids. Seeking attention for being in a relationship in your 30's in not a thing. lol

>>6590311
>being in your 30's and on 4chan
I have nothing else to say.

>>6590317
>being in your 40s and a bitter virgin faggot

>>6590317
Oh, I'm sorry. Point me in the direction of a more age appropriate food thread and I'll try to click the link without triggering my arthritis or breaking a hip.

>>6590293
yes I would have. Why involve more than one person in a story if the same thing happened to each of you after doing the same thing? It is not entertaining, just fucking annoying.
>>6590295
my waifu pillow? why the hell would I be jealous of you having a relationship. I am an anon. I am not anyone related to you, or anyone you know, or anyone who has to listen to in order to pass the time or sell shit to you. I don't give a fuck about you. telling little details about yourself in a story does not make me like you in any way.

>>6590185
>shame
What am I some sort of Catholic heathen?

>>6590321
how is this an insult sans the bitter part?
>>6590329
are you really trying to make an argument by exaggerating the statements of others?
I beg of you, just stop breeding?

>>6590334
Good thing I wasn't telling the story in the simplest way (how it really happened) to get you to like me. Why would I think that that would trigger any kind of sympathy? Tons of people are in relationships. I'm not pissed when someone brings up their wife or husband even though I'm not married. Grow the fuck up, this is the way people talk in real life. No one's going to leave their wife out of a conversation because it triggers you.

>>6590334
Yeah right. "I went camping with my friends" would have completely gone under your radar because it wouldn't trigger your self-pity. Are you seriously suggesting that people not mention the groups they're in if they're at the same event? It's not like mentioning a random detail of the environment.

>>6590351
How is a 40 year old virgin faggot an insult? Oh, you're retarded. My bad.

>>6590351
>why should I be insulted for being me?

Keep living the dream, bud

Well that's another thread ruined by an attention seeking cunt.

There's some grade A faggotry going on in this thread.

>>6590371
I can't wait until you go to a party and some chick tells a story about something her and her husband did and you get up and yell "PARTY OVER, THIS ATTENTION SEEKING CUNT RUINED IT."

>>6590334
"I drove to work" -> Fucking faggot driver corporate whore, probably sucks off bloody hobo dicks in the park

>>6590311
Yes, we get it, you have a hole between your legs. I'm sure you're very proud of your achievement.

>>6590382
Oh my, you were born without a butthole? No wonder you're so full of shit.

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>>6590377
Nah skip, I was just scrolling through /ck/ and was about to make fun of you Ameriblobs for your shitty "cheese" and then I saw you trying to wave your cunt around for attention.

You're pathetic.

>>6590392
I could've been a gay dude. I don't know why you're so focused on the vagina in my story when I didn't put it in there.

>>6590362
people mentioning the groups they're in does not equal a random detail of the environment.
>>6590353
If you were telling it like it happened then you would have only told about what happened to you.
>>6590366
>treating virgin and retard as an insult
sure is summer in here
>>6590370
putting words in my mouth.
sure is summer in here
>>6590380
What the fuck are you talking about? Your statement does not make any sense?

>>6590388
That was the exact quality of banter as I would expect from an American.

PS stealing and fucking up a Katy Hopkins insult is pretty sad for a woman of your age.

>>6590388
>>6590391
same cunt

>>6590239
>BTW I'M A GURL TEE HEE

>>6590404
You know what's weird is that I saw a post a few days ago about a dude wanting to cook something for his girlfriend and no one said anything. He could've just said he wanted to cook but he had to go waving his fucking penis in everyone's face, right?

>>6590401
Oh I knew that, but pointing it out seemed a little cruel, hell, just look at all of the masturbatory replies to her posts, she is samefagging like fuck, but that is irrelevant.

>>6590388
You're embarrassing yourself with this autistic hissy fit of yours. You act like you don't care about what some "fat, sad virgin" thinks of you on the internet but then you proceed to post stupid shit like this which makes you seem like you care immensely about what people think of you.

>>6590409
lol, no actually. And I'm american but I have no idea if the other poster is. Do you assume everyone except you is american?

>>6590395
Except you did shove your cunt in the thread by admitting it after being called out by the earlier guy.

Nobody gives a single fuck, but this thread is probably just what you wanted by attention seeking in the first place.

>all this faggotry
>from both people

>>6590414
I didn't respond with my gender, I said my age and that nobody looks for attention when they're in a relationship in their 30s. And no, I'm getting no enjoyment out of jealous little virgins that can't handle anyone speaking like an adult because it fills them with rage.

>>6590396
>people mentioning the groups they're in does not equal a random detail of the environment.

No shit that's the point. Get your mammy to read the sentences to you and you'll understand.

>summer

Traffic to 4chan barely changes in the summer

>>6590407
I don't think you understand how things work here. If you want to be an attention whore then stick to your containment board.

>>6590399
>being this assblasted

BTFO

>>6590412
>american
>in her 30's
>has kids
>posts on 4chan
>eats easy cheese
>retorts to calling the rational posters "stupid yurotards"
As a true American (wealthy, white, educated) I apologize for this thread.

>>6590421
You better run and post shit on the thread about the dude's gf making him egg salad sandwiches. What an attention seeking piece of shit.

>>6590412
She said she used spray cheese, she is American.

>>6590392
>I trawl slow 4chan board to shitpost
>you are the pathetic ones

>>6590433
yurotards... Where? You take healthy food camping? Congratulations, that's dumb.

>>6590421
>virgins

>>6590438
You take unhealthy food camping? Congratulations, that's dumb.

>>6590433
Nah, this thread transcends borders. We can all unite in laughing at this attention seeking cunt.

>>6590442
Healthy dinners but not healthy snacks. I'm not going to snack on carrots and apples while drunk in the woods.

>>6590434
NAh, his woman was has already been called out on her shit cooking ability and poor taste. He has been called out on being a beta bitch that accepts crap because she has a hole between her legs.

>>6590444
Sure is samefag in here.

>>6590438
>You take healthy food camping? Congratulations, that's dumb.

Must resist posting American bear image.

>>6590444
trips for truth
>>6590446
unhealthy snacks still equals unhealthy food. Just because you try to offset it by eating what you would consider to be "healthy meals" doesn't mean that you won.

>>6590456
I am honestly shocked that processed food has not been banned in america.

McDonalds nuggets and hornel canned chili are my guilty foods

>>6590457
I don't eat like that all the time, obviously. Just like I don't drink every day. It's a vacation. That's why I hadn't had easy cheese since I was a kid.

>>6590448
Ah yes, the deflection tactic. You were called out on your samefagging and now you are trying to do the same.

How trite. I'll let you in on a little secret, there are enough people on 4chan, the anonymous imageboard, that don't like attention seekers.

>>6590456

>>6590464
I won. Fuck. What should I do now?

>>6590465
That wasn't me but alright.

>>6590469
You know you don't automatically win something by announcing that you win, right?

>>6590474
but it is pretty fucking clear that I won though.

>>6590478
"I won."

>>6590483
you are proving my point.

>>6590483
at the end of the day, when this thread expires, I will be able to live a life carefree of the troubles that plague a 30 year old, poor, american woman who has kids with her boyfriend (rather than husband). I will always win.

>>6590502
You sound a lot more pathetic than she could ever be, TBH. I don't care who won but everyone that read this stupid fucking thread has lost

>>6590502
lulz, at the end of the day you're just a bitter, lonely person that derailed a thread because someone mentioned they were in a relationship. if it were a guy that told a story about him and his girlfriend you would've called them a normalfag and huff about your secret club being ruined.

>>6590540
deja vu. the same argument made in this thread over and over.>>6590502 I am right. fuck off.
>>6590533
does that mean that you have lost as well because you posted in this thread?

Quality thread

>>6590553
You got triggered like a fucking SJW tumblerina--that's nothing to gloat about.

>>6590566
I'm none of you faggots but calling out someone using personal information goes against the entire sites anonymity.

>>6590566
It's over. I just don't care anymore >>6590502.
this will be my last post.

passive aggressive beta hung up his fedora, everybody let the thread die.

>>6590255
Underrated post, I hate when b itches do this. Like who gives a Fuck keep that shit to yourself

>>6590591
It's the feminists that are the fedoras you retard.

>>6590274
Fuck off white knight cuck

>>6590601
>It's the feminists that are the fedoras you retard.

>>6590255
salty postin

>>6590632
Oh get fucked, I'm nothing to do with your spergoff, idiots misusing memes triggers me.

>>6590255
>I don't care that you are in a relationship you fucking ugly bitch.

>>6590295
>MUH STRONG WOMYN LE HEAR ME ROAR XDDD
>DEAL WITH IT BOYS XDDDD

>>6590644
>Oh get fucked, I'm nothing to do with your spergoff, idiots misusing memes triggers me.

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And people wonder why moot couldn't get the fuck away from this site fast enough.

The Supreme Gentleman and his autistic army appear to have the upper hand on the Attention Whore and her royal whiteknights.
Will they win the title of Shitpost King?
Find out next time on Autism Wars!

>>6590255
OP of that post here.

I'm a guy. I'm gay. What's your fucking problem, Not enough GBP to buy lube for your ona-hole?

>>6591013
It's only attentionwhoring if you respond to it. It was an average uninteresting story about shitting, I didn't bat an eye on "my bf" thing. Stop acting like being a woman on the internet is something special, you fucking autists. It might as well be a gay guy. Read it. If it's good, respond, if not, don't. Fucking idiots. Both white knights and fedora tippers.

>>6591077
White knights are fedora tippers, you faggot.

>>6591062
The better question is why didn't you die earlier in life you attention seeking piece of shit?

>>6590697
yeah? well you're a cuck!

https://youtu.be/2kzFH1EWyjQ?t=279

>>6591298
I always thought "red pilled" wanna be alphas were fedora tippers.

>>6591304
No, fedora tippers are the atheist, feminist lefties.

They are the opposite of the "red pills".

>>6591304
'tis a wondrous thing to see, m'lady.

Feminists consider MRAs fedora tippers and MRAs consider white knights fedora tippers. Fact is, nowadays the fedora is anything you want it to be as long as it's worn by someone you hate.

>>6591308
Just because the white knights have tried to co-opt the maymay, doesn't change the fact that it was created to mock them.

>>6591307
Whatever. Both are fucking faggots.
My initial points was not to take the bait then shit all over eachother.

lmao

literally nobody knows what the fuck fedora tippers are anymore

You guys are sad and pitiful.

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>>6591310
Actually, I'm pretty sure the feminist usage came first, but I'm not willing to put the research in because I give so little a fuck that I'm practically a virgin.

>>6591325
It really didn't. Mocking militant atheists came first and what are militant atheists? Militant lefties and feminists.

Their spirituality was first and it snowballed from there. They got wind of it on reddit and started co-opting the meme.

>>6590404
>having a heteronormative worldview
Anon could be a dude, you fucking faggot.

>>6591334
Nobody cares about your mental illness, faggot.

>>6591331

feminism has literally nothing to do with atheism

>>6591339
This was around the time of Atheism+

>>6591337
>understanding that people who aren't like me exist is a mental illness
How many buckets of paint chips did you eat as a child?

>>6591344
No, being mentally ill makes you mentally ill.

>>6591355
You're not very good at trolling, Anon. Step your game up.

>>6591383
Ah yes, calling people trolls, the death knell of the defeated retard.

Go back to your containment board, faggot.

>>6591391
There is no containment board for intelligent people. It is assumed they will not visit 4chan.

>>6591391
>the death knell of the defeated retard
kek

>>6591396
Your mentally ill containment board, /lgbtqrxtuv/. Go there with the rest of the freaks.

>>6591406
You lack suttlety. Trolling is a suttle art.

>>6591418
And you are a mentally ill degenerate.

>>6591425
:'-(

>>6590185
meth

>>6590255
>Getting mad over how someone depicts their story on an image board about food
Yikes Anon. Maybe you should go outside for a change.

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>>6590255

shut the fuck up you fucking autistic faggot

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>>6591425
Those two words you keep using. I can see you like to mirror yourself in your posts.

>>6590334
My sweet lord

>>6590255

being this mad, about an anime board.
life of a manlet

>>6590246

I enjoy every second of the chemical corroding my intestines

A-are we still talking about food?
>no? okay...

Anything that comes precooked and frozen.

>>6590255
My boyfriend and I have been mulling over propagating a meme on /ck/, where my boyfriend and I take every opportunity to insert the phrase my boyfriend and I into each post. I'm going to start now.

Wow a lot of autist people with deep relationship issues in this thread, how dare she mentions that, go back to planning your murder rape fantasy if it bothers you that much, seek help

>>6592165
>thinks it's a she!
lol

Op here again. I sat back drunk at age 33 with 5 kids 2 of which i live with my baby momma and her boyfriend and my hot young
current thai girlfriend and wondered what my life had become eating cheese from a can. I came back to this thread and the posts have reconfirmed my sanity. Thank you all

Holy shit what a thread.

So uh. Let's talk this over for a sec.
4chan's dealio, especially with greentext, is to divulge as little information as necessary to get the point across (other than humor which is always fine to leave in). The main objection against somebody mentioning other parties who are not essential to the story is that it removes brevity and feels thoroughly unnecessary. With that said, please don't fedora tip just call people out on writing badly and then go back to jerking it to food porn.

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>>6591301
btw this was all me

Post about being 33 and op was actually me. Dont make me timestamp cheese on my cock

>>6592260
>>>/soc/

>>6592260

Please deliver, op

>>6592210
It's not 4chan really, just one butthurt sperglord.

Everyone is about to leave the house except my girl and I. Going to see of i cant make a cheese mess on her. I understand pics or didnt happen so I am working on it. Give me an hour please.

Energy drinks

I just love the sour bitter taste

>>6590377
That would be so fucking great to see at a party tho

>>6590465
Samefagging is easy to spot of you keep an eye on the number of posters in the thread.

>>6590463
Your a idiot.

http://www.foodinsight.org/sites/default/files/what-is-a-processed-food.pdf

>>6590697

Literally who?

bumping this quality thread

You know whose fault all of this really is, right?

The Jews.

>>6592389
>your a idiot
No anon, you're an idiot.

Dog biscuits. They look so good, but when I try them they taste like dirt. Yet I keep trying one again and again because they look so freaking good.

jesus christ this thread.

someone types out "my boyfriend" and it causes the biggest butthurt ever seen

>>6594194
Those are bone shaped sugar cookies. Not dog biscuits. So stop eating dog snacks, and start baking bone shaped sugar cookies.

>>6590185
It's not so much as the food as my appetite in general.
I like junk food and I can eat for 4 people.

>>6591310
The meme was made to mock atheists.

Since red pillers/misogynists/whiteknights are the biggest atheists on the internet by extension it makes fun of them too

>>6590239
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There's some major /r9k/ faggotry going on here

>>6595832
Containment thread, natch.

>>6590263
sounds nasty.


I like canned tomato fish tho

>>6594194
My boyfriend and I brought dog biscuits with us camping a couple of months ago

>>6596347
post tits

or

gtfo

fucking cumslut normie

>>6590239
post your fucking tits or leave this place forever you fucking cumnigger

>>6596354
epic post bro xDD fck women !! hahaa :DDXDDD

>>6596357
reddit niggerlover detected

>>6596347
Post tits or gtfo

>>6596354
>>6596386
You guys know you're not on /b/, right? I think you should go to /b/.

>>6596392
you should go back to reddit you fucking piece of human garbage

I bet you can't even suck dick as good as your lgbt friends you literal nigger

and sucking dick was all that you had going for you since you can't even post on a fucking niche community correctly without being a fucking piece of trash

I hope you get raped

>>6596395
LOLOLOL good one. I love these summer fags, they're so funny that I literally get a massive erection every time I read one of their hilarious posts.

>>6596397
>LOLOLOL

please leave forever

>>6596399
It was parody, dumbo.

>>6591310
Oh that fucking video...

>>6592210
except you're never going to see critique of this faux pas, since the triggering is not really about writing quality

>>6590263
They sell canned sprats in tomato sauce.
It's a god-tier nothing to eat/camping food with boiled/baked potatoes.

>>6591334
>SJW trying to push their agenda on 4chan
kek

>>6590185
I remember when these came out. They had a bacon version that actually had bacon bits in it, it was fucking delicious.

>>6596759
You don't know what SJW is, do you? No SJW would call anyone a faggot, faggot.
>thatwasthejoke.webm

>>6596347
>My boyfriend

AAAAHH!!!! STOPPING TRIGGERRING ME YOU FUCKING BITCH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A WOMAN I HATE WOMAN FEMLE SUCK I HATE WOMEN DEATH AND MURDER TO YOU YOU FUKCING FAGGOT NIGGER JEW SJW CUNT NIGGER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU WHITE KNIGHT BETA PUSSY CUNT HOLE NIGGER FUCK GAIAFAG FURRY FOREVER ALONE AUTIST NIGGERFAG SHIT FUCK YOU

>>6596792
I remember it too, MY BOYFRIEND loved it so much i bought a whole bunch for MY BOYFRIEND that MY BOYFRIEND told me he was my BOYFRIEND MY BOYFRIEND MY BOYFRIEND MY BOY FRIEND

>>6590239
topkek, why make a big thing about this post? It's a self-fulfilling prophesy, crying about how it always derails a thread if you say the "b-word", whilst derailing the thread yourself

>mfw this thread

This is repugnant man, shameful.

>>6590255
Hahahahha BTFO

>>6590239
did you guys bang while camping?

>>6597890
huh? I thought he was saying that he was a gay furry?

I just wanted to see guilty pleasures...

>a thread about shamefur foods gets derailed into the eternal fire because someone said boyfriend

Why

>>6590185
Ranch Dipped Hot Wing Doritos for salty/tart and Caramello bars for sweet. It's a shitload of calories, but jesus fuck I love them. The Ritter Sport Yoghurt bars would top the charts over anything, but I have to order those online.