/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yeah, because i'm not a babby faggot like Ken Domik.

>>6587161
Depends on how big it is.

>>6587161
No

>>6587161
I mean, not that one.

>laughing_girls.jpg
>he can't into proper pickle

An entire pickled what? You can pickle lots of things.

Fuck no dude pickles are gross and unnatural
KenMen for life remove all pickles

Everytime I'm at Disney I do. And when we go to a sandwich stop I always am offered the extra side pickle you get with your sandwich by my friends.

Though I never buy them for household consumption. That seems overboard.

Pickles I have eaten an entire of:

>cucumber
>tomato
>pepperoncini
>sausage (inb4 comedy)

I have also eaten an entire jar of mango pickle, but the pieces inside may not have all been from the same mango.

An entire jar of this?

Well, I guess I could. It would require a lot of cheddar and bread though.

Cornichon are better

>>6587343

That's "pickle", not "a pickle". OP is clearly talking about a pickled cucumber.

Only if it's fresh.

>>6587343
murricunt here. What exactly is this stuff? What do you do with it? I see it in the british food aisle all the time but never get it.

>>6587382

It's a fairly mild chutney. Chopped veggies of various sorts flavored with vinegar and spices. It's quite sweet. It tastes a lot like A1 sauce but with coarse chunky bits in it instead of a smooth sauce. It's a condiment.

>>6587382

Brit here. Most people I know eat it in toasted sandwiches, with melted cheddar. Good stuff.

Ate 3 last friday/saturday because was drinking

>>6587161
Yes. Why not?

>>6587394
Sounds interesting. What kind of cheddar is commonly used over there? We talking younger cheeses or older cheeses?

>tfw someone eats pickle around me

I regard people who don't like pickles with bemusement and pity. I'm sorry that your lives are so terrible.

>>6587665
Maybe it is you who has the terrible life eating shitty pickles how about you stick one up youre butt if you like them so much

>>6587691
>youre butt
>you are butt

>>6587742
wow thanks sr grammar sorry not all of us are pickle enthusiast typer mans like you how about you make like a cucumber and 熟成

Once, when I was a kid, I ate like 6 pickles and I shit neon green.

I still love pickles.

>>6587161
Definitely.
I'm ruined on regular pickles now though. Deli quality sour pickles are so damn good. I can't ever go back to the normal shit like Vlasic. At the very least it has to be Claussen, but the ones sold in individual bags are so so good. Can't justify buying a ton of them though.

>>6587792
Fuck yeah, I'm the same way

I would definitely eat an entire pickle, but only if it were cut up small enough. sliced pickles are so much better than whole pickles because every bite has a good ratio of skin to flesh.

>>6587265
>mfw someone offers me their pickle

>>6587747
>hates pickles because ken hates pickles
just suck his dick already

>>6587511
>Sounds interesting. What kind of cheddar is commonly used over there? We talking younger cheeses or older cheeses?
Aged cheese is best. Think of a cross between mango chutney, bread and butter pickles and A1. That's the flavor. It's part of the ploughman's platter (google pics) lunch tradition, a composed plate with bread, cheeses, this chutney (aka a "pickle" in the indian tradition), maybe some cold meats or sliced onion, and an ice cold ale or beer. A decomposed sandwich, if you will.

>>6587877
Not my fault pickles are pickling me about how people can even like them youre in a pickle with me buddy im gonna pickle your pickle before you even know it
lets pickle

Id eat a whole jar of baby dills.

>>6587893
How much age? We talking just firm and dry or crystal-formation levels of age?

>>6587870
is dat a pickle I see, anon?

I love Gherkins

>>6588066
You would eat a bag of baby dicks you faggot

>>6587573
>baby palate think he matters.

>>6588408
Me too, gherkins are good both on a burger or just by themselves.

>>6587893

It's also rather common to eat Branston in a sandwich with cheese. Americans would likely find it revolting though.

>>6588071
Anywhere between the two, but I prefer "so many crystals you can hear it crunch as you slice it" personally.

what the fuck is this shit??

>>6587265
>vaccumized pickles
>in ice
WTF 'murricans?
You store fuckin pickled things in their pickle juice, that's the whole idea behind pickling stuff!
Also, ice? Why on earth would you want to freeze your pickle?
Is this some weird fetish thing?
>Uh, yeah, ice my lardy folds!
*orgasms*
*shoots a gun*

>>6588831
calm down bongtard, people do that in places where it's really hot so it's more refreshing

>>6587343
> not the branstons sandwich pickle in the red jar
Nigger pls
> tfw i still have nightmares now about finding hard spotty veg skin in my sandwich when i was 5

>>6587382
It is god-tier in a sandwich with cheddar or cold meats like roast beef, chicken and ham

>>6587161
Who can't eat an entire pickle?