/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6572971
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>6572971
yea my nig those were my shiz tits too. great taste. biting through that gummyish layer after a while was nice

>>6572971

>>6572971

Master Race coming through

>>6572971
Not bad
>>6573051
Candy good, stick ruins it
>>6573090
Boring
>>6573108
Indifferent
>>6573111
Weeb
>>6573119
Get out subhuman

>>6573119
>coke bottles < eggs

Suck it

>>6573111
Hope you dont actually subscribe to receive that because we carry Hi-Chew at Walgreens

>>6573148
what the hell is the target demographic for these

>>6573151
I work at Walgreens and can confirm this.

>>6573149
>Cuckles

>>6573214
These things are like eating a huge hamburger. Sure, meat tastes good, but when it's a giant slab of meat and barely any bun, it's kind of sickening.

>>6573218

>>6573218

>>6573218

r8 and h8

>>6573224
>>6573235
>>6573249
Is there any actual point to this samefaggotry

Objectively the best candy.

>>6573301
yes

>>6573303
I agree

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sour mfn Skittles

>>6573301
the heck is "fisherman's Friend"

>>6573377
I like them, but holy fuck the texture is so weird.

>>6573301
This shit is the shit. My favorite are cinnamon ones.

>>6573497
it's a cough drop, helps with sore throats. It's target demo when release originally were seamen who got sore throats from the salty ocean air.

Why this dude eats them as candy beats me, they taste like shit.

Elder God of gummies coming through.

Best candy in the game

>>6573377
Loved them as a kid, but they're so sour and acidic they used to irritate my tough to the point where it almost bled

>>6572971
The chewy ones that come with flavors other than lemon are better.

>no jolly ranchers

Imma go with chocolate covered crystallized ginger. Shit's dank.

>>6574191
The only good flavors of jolly rancher are cherry and apple. Grape and watermelon a shit. Lemon a wish it was back in place of grape or watermelon. Blue is meh.

These whale gummies, or white chocolate Reese's cups.

>>6573253
whats ur fav flav

>>6572971

>>6574299
Blue raspberry or Green Apple obviously

>>6574306
Blue and green
>>6574293
>white chocolate reeses
My niggas

>>6573303
>Buttered Popcorn
>Licorice
Why the fuck do they even still have these two flavors?

>>6573170
All of my yes !!!!

You from Sweden, Norway or Denmark ?

It's all I can think of at the moment.

For some reason I despise the taste of chocolate. I've never really known why.

>>6573303

I don't know man.

Some of the flavors they have are just plain fucked. So never buy a variety. bag.

>>6574318

I've had the buttered popcorn and as you'd expect it is completely vile. Like liking the inside of a microwave popcorn bag mixed with some variation of vomit.

>>6574318
I can't speak for buttered popcorn, but they still have licorice because some people aren't massive pussies.

>>6573111

How long does the flavor last and where can I buy this?

Japanese convenience store products are great because they try flavors that would never sell in the west.

GOAT

>>6574318
Fuck that, what about pear and Toothpaste Frutti. Shit's revolting.

>>6574306
ye nigga
watermelon is good 2

cherry is the worst

>>6574369
what are you, 70 years old?

>>6573303

God: Vanilla, Pudding, Sherbert, Root Beer, Cream Soda, Cappuccino, Marshmallow, Dr. Pepper

Great: Kiwi, Caramel Apple, Peach, Blackberry, Lemon Lime, Raspberry, Blueberry, Punch, Cheesecake

Boring: Lemon, Licorice, Cinnamon, Apple, OJ, Pineapple, Watermelon, Margarita, Pina Colada

Fucking Gross: Banana, Jalapeno, Jelly, Mango, berry blue, bubble gum, cotton candy, Caramel Corn, Juicy Pear

Jelly Belly Vomit-Inducing Abortions: Popcorn, Tutti-Frutti

>>6574174
Agreed.

I would say violet crumble but I don't know if they're pleb candy in Australia (where it's from). They're rare as fuck here in the US.
Circus peanuts master race

>>6574545
>circus peanuts

Either you lack tastebuds or you're some sort of wizard. How can anyone enjoy those chemically orange tasting marshmallow rock nightmares?

Snickers and Paydays were my favorites but my teeth can't handle peanuts anymore.

>>6574584
>my teeth can't handle peanuts anymore.

Those feels

>>6573677
>>6574293
aquatic gummy master race reporting

>>6573301
100000/10 master race

>clogged sinuses? one can breathe from their nose, mouth, ears and asshole after finishing one of these joints.

>>6574174
only frozen and cracked.

I could eat a 100 of these no problem.

>>6573284
I came here to post those

>>6574318
Buttered popcorn is ass, but licorice is amazing.

>>6574446
You accidentally switched God and Fucking Gross around.

>no sour punch straws
fuck yall thinkin?

>>6572971
>favorite candy
Pleb

The lack of chocolate in this thread is simply sacrilegious, absolutely atrocious, and bombastically blasphemous!

would make my tounge kill itself, but fuck was it worth it

I can't pick an absolute favorite. I think my favorite kind is hard candy (peppermint, lollipops, jawbreakers, butterscotch, Werther's, ect).

Reese's is probably my favorite chocolate candy (it was def my favorite as a kid).

I'm a basic bitch.

I like them because it's like I'm eating worms (v:

>>6576266

1. Lemon
2. Everything Else

900001. Watermelon

>>6576284
mein niggr

>>6576123
Cringiest thing I've read in weeks

>>6576123
Look at this anon and laugh. Remember that you'll most likely never meet anyone as big of a faggot as this douche.

Skittles with iced tea, finish it by downing a shot.

>>6576473

>>6574545
go to literally any fleet farm. youre welcome shitpallete.

>>6576621
i remember any time i would go to home depot with my dad to pick up lumber the nice lady that opened the gates to get in would always treat me with a bunch of these. will forever be best candy and best lady

Everything else is BTFO

Anyone had these yet?

The lime one is hands down the best lime flavor of any candy. And it has blackcurrant so you can feel all british and shit

>>6576869
Forgot my pic

>>6576860
I love these but there's something off about the taste

>>6576815
Yeeeeeeeeees why are these so good?

I fucking love Airheads and I don't give a fuck who knows

>>6576860
These things suck complete ass. 0/10

>>6575960
theyre not that good. they changed the recipe or something.

>>6576860
gross, do you like eating chalk too?

>>6576909
Pretty good mall taste.

these are fucking amazing

I'm under the age of 60, honest.

>>6577122
YES. At work during Halloween these were in the communal candy bowl. I kept digging them out with absolutely zero shame. They're so much better than the regular Kit-Kats.

By the hand full

>>6577128

god those things are hateful pieces of dogshit.

>>6577128
I like them... kind of like root beer/licorice mix.

Don't even act like these weren't the best of all

>>6577328
hi grandpa

>>6576795
This right here. I literally just salivated remembering the experience of trying the apple one for the first time as a child.

>>6577328
They are

I love the texture of the coconut

>>6576907
>>6577036
ill fite u irl

also you know the red sour patch?

They're just swedish fish in disguise.

>>6577446
>Mounds uses the good dark chocolate, but almond joy has shit milk chocolate

Why can't I have both? Is it really that more expensive?

>>6573301
i hate those

This is the sultan of candy bars.

Dis shit

>>6576275
i like those. and the snickers ice cream bars
also i like regular skittles, not that tropical fruit or sour shit

>>6576473
iced tea? are you a hillbilly?

>>6577619
I regret to inform you of the fact that you sir have missed the joke,

The early years.

I don't eat sweets much. Except for sugarless vitamin C tablets that are pretty sweet. I eat them like candy.

>>6577625
so....lurk moar, huh?

>>6577630
Google it, retard.

>>6577642
i dunno how. im retarded

>>6577626
who's this fluid druid
who's this semen demon
who's this cum connoisseur
who's this goop goblin
who's this jizz djinn
who's this spunk skunk
who's this muck maniac
who's this boybutter baster
who's this cock glock
who's this fish sauce aficionado

>>6573303
They were cucks and got rid of jalapeño flavor

Don't have a sweet tooth but gummy candy is my weakness. Worms, bears, sour patch kids, all delicious.

Honorable mention to Starburst

>>6574584
krowki are fucking horrible.
why do people like them?

on an unrelated note, i once tried making caramel sauce, ended up with krowki in a pot.

>>6577108
>>6576900
>>6576860
>>6576281
>>6576104
>>6575364

These... All at once

>>6577611
looks like chocolate covered protein blocks fom snowpiercer

>>6577814
how do you fuck up caramel sauce

>>6574174
My chewy nougat nigga.

>>6577830
hey man, shit goes bad sometimes. One day you try to make cake, you end up having a chocolate flavored omlete. the world doesnt always plan on working with you, and you gotta work with the world man.

i dont even cook regularly. i just come here to shitpost and get hungry.

Kvass is my favourite candy.

>>6573377
^^This, except they changed the packet / recipe where i live. Now they are shiny like the non-sour ones with a little sour on the inside. Shits bullshit, i want my numb tongue back.

only the originals

>OP asked for sweeties
>People posting chocolates.

the only candy i am willing to eat is strong black licorice with hot tamales. 2 hot tamales and a chunk of licorice per bite.

i will fite you about this.

How'd I do?

>>6577903
>not the tropical ones

i'm judging you hard

>>6577964
>Pull 'n' Peel

You did good, son. You did good.

>candy

>>6577964
>not superior redvines

>>6574584
My niga, was at a wedding and the grooms parents are from Poland and brought these

>>6573149
I've never had those, but they look boring as fuck.

>>6576815
So good. Hard to find after Easter time

>>6576909
Bordeauxs nigga

>>6577446
Yeah that texture is just nice

>>6576490
Watermelon Arizona doesn't have any fucking tea in it, God damn it.

fight me

>>6577128
I got these at Dollar Tree once. It turned out to be an excellent decision.

>>6577903
>only the worst ones

Posting some of my favorite Mexican candies.

These are milk caramel wafers. I think it might be goat milk. Don't quote me on that. Anyway, they're godlike.

Crystallized fruit/vegetables, made by boiling things in simple syrup. There's too many varieties to list. These are the ones I see a lot.
>dat crunchy sugar crust
My mom likes the red one (squash or something) and I like the sweet potato. Candied figs are the bomb, but my local market doesn't have them.

Now for the trashy stuff. These spoons have spicy tamarind candy on them.

My mouth is watering just by looking at these tasty little shits.

>>6578128
it says cow & goat milk

The ubiquitous chile lollipop. I think it's amazing how they balance sweet, sour, salty, and spicy in the same candy.
The corn-shaped ones are actually pineapple flavored. There's also watermelon and mango.

Last one.
These are tamarind hard candy filled with delicious goop. Once again, I'm salivating uncontrollably.

I don't care where you live. Get yourself some Mexican candy.

>>6573303
I still have over half a tub of these fuckers that will probably go in he trash. For every one good flavour there's five shit flavours and don't even get me started on no cola beans like really, you have fucking coffee but not cola?

I used to eat these until my mouth was obliterated when I was a kid.

this, but candied ginger, peppermint, and violets are good too

>>6574318
>>6574349
>>6575947

I love licorice but I understand why people don't like it

Not liking buttered popcorn is just pleb-tier tho, those are delicious especially when combined with one of the fruit flavors like blueberry

>>6574174
somehow these are only better when slightly stale

>>6572971

>>6573161
/fit/

>>6573253
shit-tier

>>6572971
what are you, 50?
>>6573051
what are you, 7?
>>6573090
what are you, stupid?
>>6573108
what are you, gay?
>>6573111
what are you, a weeb?
>>6573119
what are you, an gentleman and scholar?
>>6573148
what are you, fat?
>>6573149
what are you, British?
>>6573170
what are you, a cuck?
>>6573214
what are you, a fattass?
>>6573253
nigger detected
>>6573284
tough guy detected
>>6573301
butt pirate detected
>>6573303
whore detected
>>6573374
fake 80s kid detected
>>6573377
douche detected
>>6573677
shark detected
>>6574174
North Carolinian detected
>>6574293
land whale detected, as well as a cannibal
>>6574296
baby detected

Melts in your mouth! Cherry is shit-tastik, though.

>>6577644
oh my god.

you retard

its a reference about trayvon martin and his niggahs

>>6573677
>>6577122
>>6577446
best itt

My mouth is salivating at all of the sour shit in this thread.

Also:
>>6578194
>>6577964
>>6577617
>>6577435
>>6576795
>>6575960
>>6573374
All of these.

>>6576795
Black cherry was the only one worth eating

The ultimate lesbian's candy.

>>6577446
Also this

>>6572971
Chocolate>candy

Prove me wrong fags

>>6576284

900000000000001. sour apple

>>6575140
kenkersmakelijk

These, Whoppers, and almost anything made by Haribo. I will never not shill that company.


also this
>>6579216

>>6579136
i hate

HATE

that the big evil candy corps are all replacing lime with green apple

FUCK EVERY COMPANY THAT DOES THIS.

and skittles even has the gaul to call it original flavor. FUCK THEM ESPECIALLY.

They've all ruined my childhood. and i hate them all.


green sweet tarts were the shit. now the only thing they are good for is the trash can.

>>6579265
>not maltesers
m8

This is the real shit guys.

I once ate too many of those nasty sour fuckers and had blisters in my mouth because.

They are so sour, you start talking chinese after eating one.

Take 5 is GOAT

>>6573119
Fizzy cola is better

>>6577574
reversing them has god-tier marketing campaign potential

>>6577903
My girlfriend only likes the lime ones, only person I've ever met who actually likes them.

Vanilla fudge nigga

Since peanut butter cups have already be spoken for...

>>6579444
fuuuck joyva makes sesame crunch things that are amazing. i love them

You are all plebs

Salt water taffy is best

>>6579444
I make my own, and I purposefully undercook it so it retains the texture of a caramel.

So fuckin good.

sorry

>>6579503
damn straight

>>6574369
10/10

>>6577128
GOAT

>>6578146
>>6578153
>>6578162
This motherfucker knows what's up

I like hard candy ;^)

>>6574352
Its not gum its more like a starburst.

Peach is best flavor

>>6577828
Not too far from it, turkist delight is just baked mix of cornstarch, rosewater, water and sugar. I can't imagine it being nice with chocolate

>No New Zealand liquirice
>No Walker's toffee
>No 30cm gummy snakes
>No Flying Saucers or Liquorice Torpedoes
>No PEZ
>No Lovehearts (Or Parma Violets, grandma)
>No Harribo peaches
>No "jazzies" - white chocolate buttons sprinkled with hundreds and thousands
>No eddible ballbearings
>Not a single gobstopper
>No Twix, Maltesers, Mars, or Curly-whirlies
>No Green & Blacks
>No flavoured whips

Come on faggots, get on my level

>>6579832
I used to get a box of that stuff at christmas and it was always the first thing I'd open. It's just perfect, like candied fruit or marsipan sculptures

>>6579838
look again

>>6579844
no, I like turkist delight, by itself, never tried it with chocolate but it doesn't look good.

oh, since you took the time to reply, here's one of the better turkish delight recipe's I've found: http://titlisbusykitchen.com/recipe/turkish-delight

do pardon the style of the website, the recipes are all nice, even if nothing else is

>>6579838
Shouldn't you be in bed gramps?

>>6573677
mah nig

>>6576900
Nigger detected

>>6580548
fuck yo udan

>>6572971
>tfw you can't eat lemonheads in large quantities anymore because they always leave you with a sensitive tooth after

>>6575075
>>6580548
These are great, but good god they're expensive. And I swear only hotels and grandparents have them.

Also best candy coming through.

>>6578119
this is one of the reasons I check out these threads, new ideas to try whenever I go to a 99c/Dollar store.

>>6580515
Sup Mellow Ike

>>6577611
Fuck yeah it is. I'm an Americlap and I can NEVER find these here, not even in the stores that import stuff like Aero bars.

>>6580642
try mediterranean markets

>>6573677
My nigga, always my go to

>>6576860
They make Swedish Fish Jellybeans now.

I kind of prefer them.

This shit right here.

>>6574296
Mah nigga. Mars bars are better tho

>>6572971
kill yourself
>>6573214
ew
>>6573253
fuck your candy
>>6573377
awful
>>6576860
why
>>6577135
ech fuck your tamales
>>6578153
thats not even real candy,

The best.

>>6578153
jizz in my pants, they're so good

The cheaper the better. Bonus points if it comes with almonds or rice

>>6582560
Describe flavor pls

>>6577560
Spoiler: Sour Patch tastes like shit (especially the red ones)

>>6578137
gonna try this. looks like a great idea. how long does the food usually last?

>>6577135
Fuck hand-fulls, just rip that shit open and pour them directly into your mouth.

>>6577128
0/10 not sarsaparilla

>>6577128
When I get dragged to Hobby Lobby, I see those every time and think about getting them. I might have to try them out.

>>6578128
Those are incredibly addictive. The actual wafers make me think of communion, but they work so well with the caramel.

>>6577128
Dem herbaceous flavors.

>>6579035
I love those, along with rose pastilles.
Try to get anyone in rural Texas to love them, though. Bunch of bitches.
>"No, they taste like perfume! Meh!"

Chili powder-covered mango-flavored suckers?
Heck yeah!

>>6583179

But... No. This is terribly conceived. How can this be anything but an immediate mouth full of pungent chili powder that becomes normal hard candy once you recover?

Imagine a Tootsie Pop, but instead of chocolate taffy in the middle it's filled with angry spiders. Now imagine it's inside-out. Why would you put your mouth on angry spiders? They're not even delicious roasted spiders. No candy is worth that.

>>6579415
My fucking nigga.

When my father had terminal cancer last year he ordered these in bulk because they reminded him of his childhood.

Now I can't eat these without getting all sentimental.

I keep them in the fridge

>>6583189
just don't shove the whole thing in your mouth...

It's not authentic and a little gritty but I really like it.

>>6583189
After the hell that is the chili powder the mango is so good. Chili and mango actually blend rather well.
I actually really like them.

>>6583378
There's another dark beyond dark chocolate?

>>6583378
You're not supposed to eat those like that, those are for mixing in hot drinks.

>>6576795
this
every other candy is for pussies

>>6573253
removed lemon/10

nope

Step it up.

I love these bastards too much. Easily the best candy in the world.

>>6583447
as well as these if im going off nostalgia. god dammit times were so much simpler.

>>6583221
:/ sorry anon

>>6577446
While I get Reesees most of the time, Almond Joy is definitely my favorite. I need to go buy a bag of this shit.

>>6580604
My parents would give us each a small gift package of these on Christmss. It made a good filler present when we grew out of toys. Now December is the only time I eat these.

>>6577617
mandatory

>>6578881
>spoon feeding the baby

Peanut m & ms

>>6583693
>chocolate + orange
I hate that


>>6583716
That's the real deal

>>6576795
>>6583435
One time I had a bag of them and I ate them throughout the day, at the end of the day my mouth felt like shit and was all bloodied and gross. Now I don't eat warheads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29t9wOqi60c

>>6582715
Aniseed, you pleb
Tastes like fennel

>>6573144
>>6582651
I bet these guys are really fun to have around at parties.

>>6580604
It's nutella on the inside

Fucking plebs.

>>6574174
I've been craving one of these for a couple weeks now. Finna pick one up this weekend

>>6573377
>>6576266
>>6576795
these cut my mouth up something fierce

the texture of this shit is amazing

>>6583941
Not all hazelnut creme is Nutella you ninny

>>6584509
oh shit forgot about these.

>>6573677
Ok you win.

>>6583435
Meh they're not that sour..

>>6584536
They're literally from the same place. Read the back of both products.

no contest

Sour power, not that Airhead trash.

> all of these posts
> no licorice pipes

get the fuck on my level. get the fuck on this kids level too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU

licorice pipes are the tendies of the candy world and if you dont like them get the fuck off this board and stay out

>>6572971
You are black

>>6572971 not pleb - bourgeoisie..

>>6579035
People think I'm eating perfume - love it!

these tbh

>>6577328
Jesus christ I remember being fucking 4 years old and eating these while watching the wizard of oz with my mom.

True test of the patrician.

I hope someone else out there knows these.

>>6586086
...brother?

>>6586090
>The sticky white substance is exuded from the anus of the nymph of a psyllid insect

>>6586088
no shit

>>6586088
I like them too, their shells are nicer tasting, and thicker.

>>6586096
>this poster came out of a cunt

>>6586090
YES

SOHAN IS BETTER THO

>>6575140
kankervies, rare naasmaak en onprettige textuur.

liever gerelateerde foto

>>6586090
Isn't that just Turkish delight?

>>6575947
>>6574351
>>6574349
I fuckin love buttered popcorn.

>>6573119
Also my favorite

>>6576860
The candy of cucks.

>>6586622
How so?

>>6586334
ha, nope

>>6573148
you disgust me

>>6573170
min negger

>>6573214
good but kinda basic

>>6573301
real men are talking

>>6576241
fuck yes, i like to throw them in the freezer for a couple hours so they're hard as anything

>>6576875
they're okay, once you took out the red ones they're pretty much worthless

>>6578117
basic ass ratchet bitch

>>6579765
GOAT candy bar

I buy these in bulk and go through them in a day.

it's a terrible addiction and it's tearing my family apart.

>>6586635
The joke is its Swedish. And it just seems like something a cuck would eat. I'm just shitposting I didn't think it would warrant a serious reply.

>>6574182
>almost bled
>not going until you actually bleed
I didn't even know sour candy could actually do that until it happened to me