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The other day I went to a local Mom and Pop restaurant that has a soup bar. I put my newspaper at my place and headed to the soup bar to get a bowl. I also ordered a BLT when I got back to my booth.

Anyway, there are 2 old men getting soup and talking and the one old man got his soup and walked away and the other old man started talking to me. He said cruises are the best way to take a trip. They offer so much, he told me, they really are the best vacation option.

As he got his soup and walked away I thought is this right? When I'm at a soup bar I'm there to get soup not be indoctrinated about vacations and ocean cruises. I just want to get my soup and then eat my BLT. How I spend my time off from work is my business.

I think restaurants should post a sign by the soup bars about what can and cannot be discussed while waiting to get your soup.

What do you think?

>> No.6569445
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>>6569440

>> No.6569447

>>6569440
he probly thought you looked a little bit like his dead son and wiped a tear out of his eye as he walked out of the restaurant
he was probably remembering that time he and his wife took their son on a cruise and it was the last time he really felt the feeling of family, i think
thats terrible, op

>> No.6569448

>>6569440
Too many retards pretending to be Irish Stew guy lately.

>> No.6569469

>>6569440

Easy OP. Since video tapes and video rental stores have gone by the wayside, soup bars have become quite popular among gay men to "meet" each other.

You were being "cruised" by the guy. He was subtly inquiring whether you might enjoy a homosexual tryst with him (and perhaps his friend).

This is becoming more common not only at soup bars but also at salad bars. If you're at a salad bar and a guy asks you if you toss your salad or if you like "bacon bits" he is inquiring about him performing homosexual acts upon your person.

>> No.6569475

>>6569440
This sounds like that McDonalds story.

>> No.6569819

>>6569469
>if you like "bacon bits"

I'm hearing this more and more

>> No.6569924

Dude op calm down, old men just like to chat people up. I got to the bank 5 mins before it opened today and there was an old man also waiting. He chatted me up about a slew of topics ranging from his previous bank to him just buying a new mower. I was polite engaged him and when the bank opened we went our separate ways. Sometimes you just gotta engage with other people in society, it's really not that bad.

>> No.6569955

>>6569440
What a shitty attempt at Fatty McAutism

>> No.6570052

OP, prentending to be an autist on /ck/ is a bit like "pretending" to be gay and "jokingly" flirting with your male friends and giving them a blowjob "for fun", then taking in the ass "for shit and giggles".
You may tell yourself "this is just a game", but you know.
How yes, inside you know.

>> No.6570153
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6570153

I'm with y9ou OP. Here's my tale:

I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working ( think she ran to the second window after I payed).

She looked Like Lindsey Lohan and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. And every girl at this particular McDonald's looks like a young Lindsey Lohan.

I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

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>>6569440
i really don't think its the restaurants fault and a sign wont help , old ppl are lonely and have an inclination to talk to strangers .

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>>6570153
>And every girl at this particular McDonald's looks like a young Lindsey Lohan.

My brother in law owns that McDonald's. He's a Lindsey Lohan freak. Drives my sister crazy but he's loaded so she puts up with it.

>> No.6570191

>>6570153
You might be genuinely autistic, or more likely have ass burgers. She was just trying to be nice, how hard is it to just say 'I'm in a hurry, thanks' or just tell her you prefer to eat in your car?

It seems like you have issues understanding basic social behaviours like small talk - it's not something to post a 'tale' about or get annoyed about privacy or being unprofessional.

Also lindsey lohan is hot

>> No.6570209

>>6570191
>>6570175
it's copypasta, retards

>> No.6570210

>makes a thread complaining about a random subject in a communal place.
complains about IRL anon starting a conversation thread about a random subject in a communal place.
your logic amuses me.

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>>6570158

I was taught not to talk to strangers. So you're saying I had bad parents?

>> No.6570231

>>6569440
Next time something like this happens, punch the man in the face. Old men will just go on pulling the same old retarded bullshit until people start giving them negative reinforcement to show them what is and is not appropriate.

>> No.6570238

>>6569448
Is Irish stew a sandwich?

>> No.6570239

>>6569440

He probably thought you were Irish Stew guy and wanted to rustle your jimmies.

>> No.6570243

>>6570153
She wanted to fuck you. Why didn't you fuck her? Every time a girl is nice to you she wants to fuck you. That's how it works.

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>>6570243

is this true?

>> No.6570265

>>6570258
Of course it is. Why would a female be nice to a male unless she was aroused? Barring familial relations, of course.

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>>6570265

not sure that is how it work

>> No.6570332

tell him to fuck off then if you dont like him, dont bitch about him online like a pussy

>> No.6570716

>>6569440
>What do you think?
I think you've got the autism

>> No.6570729

>>6570220
if your parents raised you then yes, I'd say your parents were shit

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6570754

>op's dream soup bar

>> No.6572710

"chili" with beans is actually a soup.

>> No.6573184

>>6569440
Wow younarenso retarded

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>>6569440
ITT: OP talks about his ass burgers

>> No.6574055

>>6569440
I imagined a German flag next to your post and it almost made it funny.

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>>6570175
1. How much does your sister resemble Lindsay Lohan?
2. Did you ever play doctor with her?