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6568553 No.6568553 [Reply] [Original]

Why does corn give me the case of the yellowpoopies?

>> No.6568558

>>6568553
Am I the only one who can't just eat corn like this? I don't even like corn on the cob.

>> No.6568698
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>>6568558
>I don't even like corn on the cob
You best not be American asshole

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6568705

best corn coming through

>> No.6568709

>>6568705
There's a reason you faggots took over the mantle of most obese country in the world.

>> No.6568712 [DELETED] 

>>6568709
ole!

>> No.6568733

>>6568558
Fuck off to red chan you commie fuck

>> No.6568766

hey don't h8 but, if you want some corn on the cob without the hassle, buy unhusked corn, throw in microwave for 2-3 minutes depending on power, then you have hot corn on the cob at all times. Texture is really good too, very joocy.

>> No.6568770

because you're a fat american who indiscriminately shoves food down your throat without chewing.

>> No.6568774

>>6568709
But that's mexican corn breh. Good job attacking americans on reflex tho

>> No.6568775 [DELETED] 

>>6568774
You're confused.

>> No.6568778

>>6568774
Get with the times gramps

>> No.6568781

>buy corn tortillas
>microwave or steam to make it soft
>add a line of hot sauce down the middle
>roll up and eat

Best snack

>> No.6568782

>>6568553
because corn is magical, it doesn't matter what form it is in when you eat it, it comes out as whole kernals

>> No.6569689
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6569689

Corn is like beer... You don't buy it, you rent it.

>> No.6570978

>>6568553
"yellowpoopies"....

Are you even 10? "yellowpoopies"

That word you posted there... "yellowpoopies"... You deserve a ban.

>> No.6572516

>>6570978
agreed.

>> No.6572568

>>6568553
What I don't get is how calorie dense corn is when you don't even digest the shit? I'm guessing all the literature is show caloric potential, but it would be nice to see a realistic caloric count. Also, where do all the calories go when you microwave popcorn? A cup loses something like 70 calories.

>> No.6572726

because the human body isn't capable of digesting most of what makes up corn.

>> No.6572744

>>6568553
Chew it more.

>> No.6572754
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6572754

The outer layer is nearly all cellulose which we can't absorb

>> No.6572804

>>6572754
>oy vey, it's ken-sama!

>> No.6572823

>>6570978
It gave me a chuckle

>> No.6572830

>>6572754
Why is dirty dan playing swords with Santa?

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>>6568553
>tfw I eat a lot of peanuts and my poopies end up looking exactly like payday bars

>> No.6574698

>>6573884
gross ewww