/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>wheat bread
>Tuna
>spinach/lettuce
>olives
>oil
>vinegar

>"Lemme get uh muhfuggen uhhhhhhhh"

Just fuck my shit up.

>>6562355
italian bmt footlong on italian and herbs with american cheese and pickles, japs, lettuce and mustard. toasted.

Sweet onion chicken teriyaki foot long on Italian. Lettuce banana peppers, green peppers,extra jalapenos,black pepper and extra sweet onion sauce

Could I just get a meatball marinara with american on italian bread please?
>would you like that toasted???
nope
>would you like any veggies????
nope
>no sauces at all?????
NOPE
>sure you don't want it toasted?????
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT NO I DONT WANT MY SUB TOASTED YOU FUCKING SANDWICH ARTIST PIECE OF SHIT

>>6562359

>tuna

gtfo

>chicken
>spinach
>olives
>all that hot stuff
>honey mustard
>oil/vinegar
>nigga i know you got that salt and pepper back thur
>bacon

would you like to have this sandwiched ruined by putting it in our shitty microwave toaster that burns the edges and makes everything taste like every sandwich weve ever put in this slut machine?

>pull out dick
>cockslap sandwich artist
>blindly grope behind sneezeguard
>snatch up all that pre cooked bacon
>????
>diarrhea

mfw

do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyVE1go2vs

S...
seafood salad?

Why do they insist to toast the sub

Flatbread with chicken breast and provolone.
Yup, that'll be it, thanks.

Chicken breast
All veggies
Shredded cheese with onion and green peppers before toasting
Enough chipotle to taste it later

>>6562419
Because non-toasted bread sucks on a sandwich.

But all subway sandwiches are bad

>>6562355
only valid order.

Post some socially awkward subway stories.

>>6562355
I'll have the sandwich artist's bun with my special mayo inside, plz n thank you.

>>6562427
So fake but a funny story non the less

>>6562427
that's fucking gold !!!!

>>6562355
Italian meatball on wheat w/ spinach, red onions, and a shitload of Parmesan cheese.

Flatbread or Italian Herbs and Cheese
American Cheese
Veggie(Lettuce, Pickles, Olives, Tomato)
Salt and Pepper on Tomatoes
sometimes toasted
>awkwardly ask for extra of all the veggies.
>Feel ashamed of the amount of Chipotle southwest sauce I ask for on the sandwich.
>Order pleasingly comes out to $6.66.
Usually make a joke to the cashier about the total.
>mixed results

honey oat, subway club (dunno if they even still have that anymore, it was turkey ham roast beef) double meat, pepperjack cheese, toasted, wrap it up.

>>6562448
XDDD!!!!!

The stink of your store out of my clothes.

>>6562355
Five 12inch flatbread bacon cheese toasted subs. I'll tell you when to stop putting bacon and cheese on them. Do not cut them in half as I plan on swallowing them whole. Burn it a little, I want it to feel pain.

>Hearty Italian
>Meatball Marinara
>"Spicy" Cheese
>Bacon
>Lettuce
>Toasted
>Sweet Chili sauce added at the end

Give me italian B.M.T with sesame bread, lettuce and bell pepper with onion sauce and light mayo

>Walk into subway
>hispter fat girl working there
>boss behind her "don't worry she's new, what can she get you?" the boss asks as the new server awkwardly stands there and stares
>Fuckfuckfuck i order some simple shit off what they suggest because fuck running the risk of her screwing my sub up
>she asks the boss each ingredient, the boss has to tell her each question to ask me before she would ask me
>time to wrap the sub for take away
>she awkwardly attempts to wrap it up going too tight, shoving it in, ripping the bread, in the end it's wrapped up like a present that i have to rip open

Fuck subway and fuck anyone they hire, i tried keeping shit simple to be kind, but fuck me what is with these places and hiring complete fucking retards?

I'll have a Turkey on Honey Oat...with a BUKKAKE OF MAYO HA HA HAAAAA!!!!"

Meatball sub with ranch dressing

Default order

>subway melt
>sesame
>pepperjack
>extra toasted
>lettuce, tomato, cucumber, jalapenos
>mayo and garlic
>salt and pepper

Decent

>>6562355
Literally disgusting food.

Every other place is objectively superior (JJs, Pen station, Potbellys)

ill have
the right arm of the forbidden one
the left arm of the forbidden one
the right leg of the forbidden one
the left leg of the forbidden one
and
the head of the forbidden one

Subway is terrible. Don't eat there. I worked at one for 2 weeks and quit because I decided that as poor as I am, I wanted to have money less than I wanted to not have to spend any more time in a Subway again my whole life.

>>6564103

That sounds like a shit sandwich.

>>6562355
If there's one junk food chain I'd love to see shut down apart from KFC it's Subway.

>>6564121
>>6564133

don't you do that thing

>>6564167

Went to subway the other day

>one person working
>Obviously new, slow as fuck
>mom with 3 kids in front of me
>trying to get toddlers to order their own sandwich, cheese, vegetables and sauce
>"now tell him what kind of cheese you want"
>"PEPPERONI!"

>some autistic kid walking around playing a loud shooting game on his phone
>gets awkwardly close to me
>intently watches me order my sub
>intently watches new girl prepare sub
>makes us both uncomfortable
>keeps yelling nonsensical shit at me
>intently watches me pay, way too close

>>6562355
>honey oat
>subway club
>cheese+toasted
>tomatoes
>green peppers
>onions
>olives
>shitloads of chipotle southwest sauce

fuck yeah

>>6563603
> i order some simple shit off what they suggest because fuck running the risk of her screwing my sub up

You are literally watching them make the sub. If they mess it up, it's because you allowed it by being to autistic to say "you're putting the wrong stuff on my sub."

>>6564181

Why don't you just the Jimmy John's delivered if you can't function outside of your basement?

>>6562355
I want you to jizz in my meatball sub. You think you can do that?

>>6564233
standard procedure at cuckway
nice fazolis m8

>footlong honey oat
>BMT
>lettuce, tomato
>green peppers, onions
>jalapenos
>southwest sauce

>>6562355
Directions to Jimmy John's.

>>6562400
>japs

>>6562412

Tuna is the greatest you fucking sloth. Kill yourself.

>honey wheat
>steak and cheese
>can you put jalapeño on before you toast it? Yes American cheese
>lots of green peppers
>more green peppers please
>just a bit more green peppers please
>some spinach and lettuce too please
>just one line of the spicy mayo please
Thanks

> Ham on italian bread
> Lettuce, cucumber, tomatoe, onion, paprika and jalapeneos
> Hot sauce
> No cheese
> Grilled

This works best with new employees.
> select bread, meat, cheese
> "what vegetables do you want on it?"
>"All of them"
>"A-all of them?"
>"yes, all of them"
>"I'm not sure it'll fit"
>"oh, it'll fit"
> salad on a bun.

>Honey Oat
>Regular ham or Turkey
>Provolone
>Grilled
>All the vegetables, extra black olives and peppers
>Sweet Onion or Honey Mustard, not both

Voilà

>>6562355
>italian herb cheese
>buffalo chicken
>double meat
>merican cheeze
>toasted
>all veggies
>buffalo sauce
>oil+vinegar and seasonings
>meal please
>grab salt and vinegar chips and iced tea
>proceed to struggle eating giant sandwich

>>6564230

>Why don't you just the Jimmy John's delivered if you can't function outside of your basement?

Nigga what

>>6562355
>wheat bread
>Spicy Italian
>cheese
>meatball sauce

Now microwave it for 30 seconds

Now put on black olives, onion, lettuce

I call it the pizza sub.

>footlong coldcut on parmesan oregano
>double meat, double cheddar cheese
>toasted
>lettuce on half, other half plain
>chipotle and mayo on all
>salt and pepper on all
>2 macadamia nut cookies and some iced tea

>>6562355
Is Jared here? Lol, my jokes are timely and relevant

>>6562355
Chicken pizzioli
Banana peps
Provolone
Spinach
Black olives
parmesean
Oregano

Gold

>>6562355

>footlong seafood sensation
>herb and cheese bread
>cheddar cheese
>lettuce and tomato
>green peppers and black olives
>pickles and jalapeno peppers
>mustard and bbq sauce

cold cut on the jalapeno bread, pepper jack, onion, double spinach, double cucumber, salt and pepper, ass tons of mayonnaise. more mayonnaise.

on the side, more mayo

that or chicken teriyaki on honey oat with pepperjack, onion, double cucumber, honey mustard, and drowning in sweet onion dressing. and I guess meme-sauce would be good with that.


>>6564655
yes, and those cookies

>>6564780
oh and barbeque chips to put on either sandwich

>>6563544
Are you me ?

I only go into a subway if Im going to have diarrhea and am in public and dont want to spray ass juice all over myself/etc.

Ironically the only time I ever ate subway when I finally got home it gave me diarrhea.

>>6564822
Some people have some weak ass pussy stomachs.
>hurr hurr everybody needs special Chipotle underwear amirite
>hur hurr Taco Bell sent me to the hospital
natural selection bitches

>2015
>eating at subway
>...

I don't. We have far better sarnie shops around here than that imported shite.

>italian herb bread
>pepperoni
>mozzarella
>bacon
>toasted

Two subs, extra mayo all dayo, no veggies

>>6564399

>ever eating canned meats

This board is for the discussion of food and cooking. Not for homeless drifters to swap cat food recipes.

>>6564898
I love the word sarnie!
>Subway is pretty good
>meatball on italian.

a foot long ham and turkey with lettuce, tomato, swiss cheese, green pepper, and mustard on italian herbs and cheese bread. Works every time though they gotta start adding a bit more ingredients to the subs at least. It's almost never worth going in there if I'm paying for it myself.

>>6564835
Yeah like I don't often get fast food, sometimes I may stop in subway if I got a giftcard or one of the big chains if I'm on the road and have nothing better to have at the moment and I'm hungry as fuck but I've never gotten horribly ill from it and shit my brains out soon after just coming into contact with it.

>chicken bacon ranch
>1ft jap and cheddar
>double meat, double cheese(american)
>black olives, green peppers
>oil, ranch, sw sauce and salt and pepper
>toasted
>baked lays, diet coke

>>6564346
This.

>>6562412

>>6562470
Kill yourself.

>>6564103
>>6564112
>>>/jp/

>>6564799
Obviously not, you stupid fucking faggot.

>>6564103
Now that fucking picture is in my head.
Thanks.

Plain Italian Bread
Roast Beef
Swiss (RIP) Cheese
Lettuce, Onions, Olives
Mayo
Salt n Pepper

6 inch italian herb and cheese
aoli cheesesteak
pepper jack
pepperoni
no veggies
light aoli
light brown mustard
parmesan

>what can we get for you?

An explanation to why it takes 5 employees to make 1 sandwich

>>6562355
>Go to subway
>Fucking paki is at the counter
>asks me what I want
>chicken terriyaki
>lettuce
>cheese
>sweet onion sauce
>crispy italian, toasted.
>he gets to work making it
>I remember he's a shitskin
>"Oh yeah, I forgot, bacon"
>He's pissed
>looks at me like I took out his goats with a drone
>makes the order while huffing and looking displeased
>take food and leave, smiling.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>6562355
You can get me all the money out of the fucking cash register bitch!

>>6562355
one sandwich, please.

>Meatball
>Italian
>Provolone, Onions
>Mayo, Pepper
>Toast it

or

>Subway melt
>Italian
>Pepperjack
>Tomato, Olive, Spinach
>Mayo, Pepper
>Extra Toasted

>Herbert and cheese
>chikun
>bacon
>pepperoni
>marinara
>pepper jack
>toasted
> no veggies just Parmesan
>slam dunk

Hey Carlos, I'll have the usual.
>Toasted Footlong Turkey on 9-Grain Honey Oat with Pepperjack. Lettuce, tomato, olives, onions, light banana peppers, bell peppers, more lettuce, Honey Mustard and Chipotle sauce.

A brown bread cheese sandwich with marge.
No i don't want any fucking tomato.
No I don't want any fucking onion.
No I don't want any fucking sauce.
I just want a fucking cheese sandwich.

>>6565196
manchild faggot detected

>>6565152
My fuckin man. I'm not some kind of fussy eater but i never get any veggies with my subway because the ones they use are always gross. Only time i ever did it was lettuce and jalepenos. The jalepenos had literally no spice and tasted like straight vinegar.

>>6562427

Wrong

Italian BMT
Herb and cheese
Provolone
Lettuce,tomato,onion,spinach,olive
light mayo

because that is exactly what I ordered for lunch today

>>6565055
>shit that never happened
>assuming that a shitskin working at a food establishment serving bacon actually gets mad for serving meats he was hired to touch
>being this much of a fag to lie on a mongolian cartoon website

shiggy

I'd like a Turkey Italiano Melt please
>What kind of bread would you like with that?
Wheat
>And you wanted the roast turkey?
No, the Turkey Italiano Melt
>Oh, okay. And what kind of cheese would you like?
The ad says provolone, so provolone?
>Would you like that toasted?
...if I say no will it melt some other way?
>Probably not, it's pretty cool out today
So... yes?
>And for your veggies?
Lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, cucumbers
>Lettuce tomato onions and... what was that?
Pickles and cucumbers
>Mustard mayonnaise?
Could I get the vinaigrette like in the ad?
>Okay, salt and pepper oil and vinegar?
Salt and pepper please
>Oil and vine-
NO

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/04/ketchup-on-cheesesteak-fight_n_2408515.html?utm_hp_ref=food&ir=Food

>>6564640
We uh, have a pizza sub in Canada. It's that.

>eating subway

you might as well just have someone shit into your mouth.

Someone fucking tell me I can buy or make thier Chipotle sauce because it's the reason I eat there. I tried making it once with some google recipe but it just wasn't close enough.

Send help

>>6562355
Spicy Italian Footlong on white
Toasted
Lettuce, cucumbers, olives, and chipotle dressing

>>6562441
>$200 jeans
>$500 shoes
it's like anon wasn't even trying

>Goes to subway
>walks up to counter
>spews out bread meat and cheese selections and size (ft long chicken teriyaki on Italian herb and cheese with peperjack
>has to go through my selections 3 more times
>Heated NOT toasted
>have to stop them before they put it into the toaster
>I Sao heated
>5 minutes later get to the other half of counter where additions are put on sandwich.
>ranch+chapolté/sante fe
>say sante Fe again
>no, I'm allergic to vegies
>large meal please and cookies.
>fuck your the only subway that doesn't have sprite or orange beverage
>suffer and get coke
>sit at table in corner
>eat, sit for a few minutes
>move to get up, leave a clean table

>>6566754
Find what day they place orders on. Go in early and ask to speak with management. Offer to buy case of sauce if they order an extra. Leave name and phone number.

>Spicy Italy
>foot long Herb 'n' cheeze
>Double cheeze toasted
>All veg
>double jalapeños, sweetcorn
>Sweet onion and south-west sauce

I want a sub way now.

>>6566799
Wow you're a sperg.

'that honey bread'
ham
cheese

>>6562355
>gimme a ice cream scooper full of dat fuckin tunta fish on bread bish

>>6566809
Sadly I just moved to Vancouver, so no one in any Subway speaks English

you can GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU LITTLE SANDWICH ARTIST SHITS

>>6566914
Sorry, I like my sandwich like I like it. If the stupid sandwich artists are too dumb to listen, it ain't my fault. Those workers who have been there for a while I barely even have to order. They ask which of my two regular sandwiches I want the newer teriyaki or the old roast beef. It is only the bad and be people that I have to go through that whole thing with. I still leave the table clean afterwords. Why would I make their job more difficult? I've worked food service before.

fuck subway

I paid 10 dollars for a Subway sandwich recently
Sweet Onion Chicken
Guac
Lettece
Honey Wheat

Holy fuck, it was awful. It was soggy as fuck, the Quac was absolutely tasteless and all the sauces just cold the sandwich down.

>flat bread
>meatball triple the meat
>put that Gouda spread on it
>now double that
>put some provolone, mozzarella
>double that
>put spinach and bell pepper
>now toast it
>now add some oil and vinegar
>dash of parm

Feed me Seymour

>>6566754
It's just a spicy Aeolli sauce.

Mayo
Garlic
Tomato paste
Lemon juice
Cayenne
Chili powder

Don't skimp on the garlic

footlong honey wheat chicken bacon ranch melt double meat toasted onions spinach ranch

footlong flatbread sweetchicken teriyaki doublemeattoasted onionspinahc sauce

>>6562363
holy kek

6 inch spicy italian with provolone toasted
avocado
lettuce
olive
onion
mustard

Foot long multi grain
Tuna
Provolone
Spinach
Onions
Tomatoes
Salt, pepper and a dash of parm
Mayo and mustard
Oil and vinegar

Thanks fam.

>>6562359

same here.

no vinegar or oil though; instead mayo, deli mustard and banana peppers

>>6566763
It's like you've never visited /fa/. That is weeeell within the realm of what narcissistic 21-year-olds will spend on clothing.

>>6568373
But how? What are they even paying for?

Not all of that can just be buying a name. I buy pants that are ~100 dollars, and that can considered expensive. But I wear them for the next 5+ years.

>>6568381
Designer clothing is a niche industry. Small product runs = high cost of manufacture and labour. And yeah, some of it is name recognition and cultural cache and whatever.

My mother has been getting the same thing for years now.

>tuna
>herb bread
>black olives
>extra sweet onion sauce
>provolone
>spinach

It makes me fucking sick.

>>6568415
Accept your mother anon, or you will feel nothing but regret, eventually.

>>6562427
Maybe I just live in a decent town, but isn't it, ya know, against the rules to talk to your customers like that? If someone said anything like that to me I'd have them fired on the spot.

>wheat bread
>chicken strips
>jalapeños
>guac
>chipotle sauce
>Swiss cheese
>lettuce
>tomatoes
this is happiness

>>6562355
Out of all the possible fast food/restaurants one could go to, why would anyone just get a sandwich? I don't understand why Subway exists. Is it because I'm not American?

>>6562416
Lmao

>>6567897
Really? Damn, I tried this basic recipe with a pureed chipole pepper, maybe my mistake was actually using chipole on a chipole sauce

Give me a moment to think godammit

Footlong herb and cheese bread
Chicken and bacon
Provolone
Toasted
Cucumber
Onion
Spinach
Black olives
Banana peppers
Ranch

Or

Footlong jalapeno bread
Steak
Provolone
Toasted
Onion
Black olives
Banana peppers
Tzatziki sauce

>>6565053
it's an assembly line you fucking mong

>>6567670
every fucking time

>>6562355
STOP TOUCHING MY FOOD YOU GODDAMN IMMIGRANT PIECE OF SHIT


REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6568424
Tipped fedora a bit too hard right there m80

flatbread
double ham
beetroot
olives
thousand island
toasted

>>6569000
Trips checked

>>6569417
>leaving your house
fuck off normie

Ham and Swiss on an Italian with lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise please.

>Howdy, can I get a foot long Italian BMT on the honey wheat with provolone?
>Nope.
>Spinach, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, banana peppers, mayo and brown mustard.
>Can I get that in a combo?
>Thanks, have a wonderful day.

Yes, I really do say howdy.

>>6567148

>Welcome to Subway what can I get you?
>"I'll have a diet sprite"
>uhm.. would you like anything else sir?
>"yes actually, I'll have a cookie as well"

> 2015
> eating at subway

you're all retarded

six grain bread
ham and turkey
all regular vegetables
jalapenos and black olives
garlic dressing and pepper

>>6562409
>
What kind of a faggot requests american cheese? I'm american btw.

>>6569000
yeah it requires some chipotle smokey spice i cant seem to find where i live, the list i gave comes pretty close though.

>>6562355
except in reality: when you walk in there is not a single person at the counter

>>6569699
Do you live in post-apocalypse reality?

>>6569700
I wish.

>white bread
>tuna
>all veggie/salad items except olives
>salt n pepper

>>6566799
Autism: the post

>>6562363
I LOVE SIGGAS

>>6566799
Oh god...

Also people ACTUALLYeat inside subway?

>>6562355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyVE1go2vs

>>6568424
College towns don't give a shit. Customer service a shit.

Italian Herb and Cheese
Spicy Italian
Provolone
Olives, red onions, green peppers.
Double toast it's, but with all the veggies on it.
Italian dressing, black pepper.

>>6571912
only in between the massive orgies!

>Use to go to Subway all time then I didn't want to cook
>Found a Banh Mi place in the same distance
>Start going there instead

i understand the appeal for pretty much every fast food chain of restaurants except for subway. shit doesn't taste fresh at all, is expensive and unsatisfying. also, worst "chicken" ever. that being said, if i have to,
>any fucking bread 'cause they're all equally bad
>italian bmt footlong
>all fucking vegetables
>sweet onion or ranch

Oh sorry, I thought this was Fazzolis

Veggies and cheese, toasted on flat bread or honey wheat.
Chipotle and that chili paste.

Their meat is absolutely awful.
>all these tuna posters
Literally disgusting.

>>6564181
>"PEPPERONI"
I lost it

first let me hop out the mf fatman scooter

5 bmt, ltm, black olives, 'nanner pepper rings, extra cheese(only real gripe I have with subway (wish I could make the" tail like a devil") not much cheese.) well. sobeit. Ones ' round here are clean, comfortable, and by a certain age, you should be able to read a calorie chart or food pyramid..the reason d'etre you buy 5 if possible, is cause you can eat one you self after giving blood.. no wait.. you eat some with friends, then take two, divided, into some armpit "rest home" despair,. they have not seen that in a while. Better sub places? I guess. I like subway. also the tuna salad in summer. ( how do you dare eat that shit. Hey? get off my ass.) Not the worst place. in fact, ok better than many.

>italian bread
>salami
>ham
>provolone
>pickles
>lettuce
>banana peppers
>ranch
>oil
so good

>>6562355
>just give me soup

>>6573549
tfw i used to work at subway and served shitty soup all the time so i could make my own mega soup with all of the veggies and or meat in it. for my dinner.

>>6562355
> Honey oat
> Oven roasted chicken breast
> Lettuce
> Tomatoes
> Onions
> Olives
> Sweet onion and honey mustard sauce

>Italian Herbs and Cheese Footlong
>Meatballs Marinara
>Pepperjack Cheese
>Toasted
>Add Chipotle Southwest Sauce in a 1:2 ratio to the Marinara
>Eat while scalding hot
>Add Onions if you want a crunch

It was named after me in college. Got you ready for the day, and maybe your tears flowing if you ate it right after you got it.
Though my nickname was Beard at the time, so the name wasn't as appetizing if you weren't in on the backstory.
Mmm.. Beardwich.

Flatbread
Spicy italian
Provolone cheese
Toasted
Lettuce
Cukes
Olives
Pickles
Lite mayo
Salt

Footlong is like 1,107 calories of delicious.

Italian
Ham
American
toasted
Lettuce
Tomato
Cucumber
Banana pepper
Black olives
Mayo
Mustard

Wait, people here actually eat at this shithole?

I thought this was the culinary board, somewhere that people wouldnt actually eat shitway

>go to jimmy john's instead for superior bread
>get vito
>add roast beef
>subtract filthy tomatoes
>add extra delicious onions
>add extra vinaigrette
>cut that shit in half
>enjoy a sub 20x better than subshit

6" cold cut on white with orange cheddar . Lettuce, tomato, onion, and cucumber, with pepper and sub sauce.

>2011+4
>eating at sandwich franchise that cater to terrorists by serving halal

>BMT
>All the green stuff
>Ranch

>>6562355

Footlong Subway Melt on Italian Herbs And Cheese toasted with lettuce,black olives,gherkins,mayo and salt&pepper

>white bread
>footlong
>teriyaki chicken with some cheddar
>double my meat nigga
>toasted
>some salt and pepper
>some lettuce and tomato
>no cookies pls

>>6568381
Raw denim and labor really

> TFW will never buy cheap pants again

>>6562427
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
I
S
H

I though ck was for foodies. You guys have the eating habits og /b/ Fuck.

>>6568381
>paying for
No college age student working at subway pays for their own fancy clothes, it doesn't matter to them

>>6576336

>using the word foodie

Kill yourself.

>>6574828
This is 4chan. What the hell do you expect?

>>6576398
It's a real term. Should I use another word instead that doesn't that doesn't describe what I mean?

>>6576629

>I'm a musicie
>I'm an athletie
>I'm a "childish suffix at the end of a noun to show how quirky I am"ie

>>6576740
Butthurt postie getting roasted on a Samoan gazebo flipbook

>>6576740
You it would get childish if every interest had the same suffix but foodie seems like a fitting term.

What does one call themself then? What do you say?

"I'm a follower of international cuisine"

"I'm a connoisseur of fine dining"

Or the less articulate classic "I love food!"

>>6576801
>>6576840

autism. that being said calling yourself foodie is just as bad as calling yourself a fashionista.

>>6562355
>yeah let me get uh
>uh
>I'm not paying money for someone to make me a fucking sandwich I'd rather eat nothing

>>6576854
No its not a fag term fashionista. Not even close! Thats an unnecessary pretencious word. Just because hipsters us "foodie" doesn't mean it's exclusive to kwerky twats.

Might not be the best word but it serves a purpose and there is a lack of a better term.

>>6576840
I am a food enthusiast
I am a movie enthusiast
I am a car enthusiast

>>6576910
Yea that works I suppose but it could come across as weird considering it's not usually used in regards to food.

I got a sandwich in the fridge from subway
let me have it

>tfw used to work at Subway

>Italian BMT on flatbread
>pepperjack cheese
>bacon, toasted
>lettuce, tomatoes, olives, green and banana peppers, onions and pickles
>mayo
>sweet onion sauce
>more sweet onion sauce
>more

I'd come home with a wet bag full of soggy sandwiches for half the sale price, and I actually enjoyed it.

> Herb and cheese
> veggie patty with parmesan and oregano on it
> provolone
> toast
> loads of spinach with regular amounts of olives, pickles, onions, and mayo
> mustard if i feel like it

Italian bmt on wheat with everything no onions with salt pepper vinegar and oil and mayo.

I'll have a PBJ on garlic italian honey wheat buns no mayo.

Italian Herbs & Cheese bread
Meatball
No cheese
Not toasted
Double Pamesean and Oregano

>>6562416
no gloves?

What food can I eat to make my cum taste better and increase volume? I want to impress my gf.

>>6577181
cucumber for amount
pineapple juice for taste

>>6577204
sorry man.. celery for amount (it really works)

>>6577181
celery for amount
pineapple juice for taste

>>6577213
i thought celery just made it white

>>6577214
you better love celery

>wheat bread OR Italian Herbs
>Spicy Italian
>Provolone/Pepper Jack
>Parmesan
>ONE LINE OF MUSTARD

>>6562355
I think I finally figured out how to make this place edible.

Italian Bread
BMT double meet
Cheese
Double Toasted
Lettuce
Tomato
Onion
Banana Peppers
Mayo
House Sauce

It seemed like a legit italian sub instead of subway shit

>Italian herb and cheese bread
>Turkey
>Swiss cheese
>Toasted
>Lettuce
>Pickles
>Creamy italian dressing

>>6569419
>getting berated by some cumdumpster at Subway is fine

I guess you're a cuck brah. I bet you'd feel the same if some groid was balls deep in your wife.

>>6562355
how many subs do I need to buy to unlock the third cashier?

>>6569615
who the fuck goes to a subway for a soda and a cookie?

I'll have everything
thank you

>>6577861
Probably the best thing they have since all the Sandwiches taste like fucking cardboard.

first i walk in and walk straight towards the chips completely ignoring the worker who says welcome to subway or whatever. I grab my jalapeño chips i love so so much and then

>6 inch italian herbs and cheese
>BMT provolone cheese toasted
>lettuce
>green peppers
>red onions
>banana peppers
>chipotle sauce

>>6566889
>sweetcorn
where u from nigguh

>>6569647
Someone with literally no taste buds. May as well just stick a slightly dirty plastic bag in your sub, it'd give 90% the same result.

>>6562355
Do you have gluten free bread? No?
>walks out the door

>>6577876
This image actually made me laugh out loud.
Like way harder than would be justifiable even if there were people in the room enjoying the image with me but I am a lone and laughing to nothing and no one but the darkness.

>>6562409
What exactly is "american"? In Canada we have the options of Cheddar, Monterey Cheddar, and Monterey Jack.

>>6562355
Dame uno de atun con pan integral, queso manchego, lechuga, jitomate, pepinillo, aceitunas y ranch con aceite de oliva por favor.

Para llevar

alalien herb an cheesee for the bread

meatvballs in that red sauce stuff then lchedar cheese spinich letuccce red onion lots of read onion and lots of salt and beppere. thank you for read and sorry for the spelling :)

>Italian
>steak
>chillis
>olives
>onion
>hot sauce

>>6562355
Subway is pure shit.

>>6576299
This.

If you're happy eating bad quality meat and bread, you are not living life.

>>6573414
>>6573414

the fuck did i just read?