/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6558552
someones been rustled

>>6558552
You should heard what they call cigarettes!

>>6558559
What like Jeb?
I bet someone filmed you picking up Jeb-ends off the streets

do those frozen rustler sandwiches come with lettuce?

how does the lettuce work? do you microwave the frozen lettuce?

>>6558552
chicken patties aren't burgers, so yes, the correct term in sandwich.

Even beef hamburgers are considered sandwiches, although not commonly referred to as such.

I only eat these, nothing else, its like a lovely burger, I am 42 stones

>>6558601
There is just meat,bun,sauce,cheese.

>>6558609
if the brit equivalent to pounds is "stones", is the brit equivalent to ounces "pebbles?"

>>6558601

>new sauce

Ketchup? Also why are they called Rustlers

>>6558615
No, poofey love handlies

>>6558601
They don't come frozen.

>>6558619
Cause cattle rustling you fucking city dwelling airhead.

>>6558601

The lettuce is a fucking lie to entice you. You just gen the bun, burger and cheese. You provide your own lettuce, tomatoes, gherkins or whatever it is burgerclaps eat on their burgers.

>>6558619
>Ketchup

It's "burger sauce" which I'm pretty sure is a combination of ketchup and mayo.

>>6558615
The Brit equivalent of pounds is pounds, because 14 pounds = 1 stone. Weight is measured in stone, and whatever left in pounds eg. 9st 9lbs.

Am I the only bong who uses kg?

>>6558552
>Wanting to go to Detroit
>Winning a trip not being like losing Russian roulette

>>6558552
>>6558601
>Rustlers

>>6558601
would buy for deus ex human revolution lottery.

did we ever find out who won the trip to detroit?

did they survive?

implying an action packed trip to detroit isn't the best way to simulate a dystopian future shooting game.

>RoboCop is set in detroit but it wasn't filmed in detroit because they went to detroit and it didn't look detroit enough

>>6558552

All hamburgers are sandwiches.

Not all sandwiches are hamburgers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger

>A hamburger (also called a beef burger, hamburger sandwich, burger, hamburg, cheeseburger) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of ground meat, usually beef, placed inside a sliced bun

>>6558919

Why is it called a hamburger if it uses beef?

>>6558615
Aside from you being completely wrong, he isn't British and is probably you samefagging for that hilarious comment.

There is one part of the post that gives away his jf nature.

>>6558969

>>6558742
Yes. Fuck off back to France.

>stones and lbs
>pints for milk and beer but liters for water and soft drinks
>miles instead of km
>drive on the wrong side of the road

what the fuck is wrong with this island

>>6558969
Because it was invented in Hamburg Germany before Americans stole it.

>>6558990
You fucked up like you did in your previous post, you silly jf. I guess roleplaying somehow makes you feel better.

>>6558990
>liters
Nope. Never heard of it.

>>6558552
>Do brits really call burgers 'sandwiches'?

No we don't. That's something you colonials do.

>>6558990

the fuck is a liter

>>6559019
it's what americans call "litre"

>UK/CANADA/AUSTRALIA
litre, fibre, centre
>USA
liter, fiber, center

and if you don't know what a litre is, kill yourself promptly for being uneducated scum

>>6559019
Think he means litre

>>6558601
I never asked for this

>>6559027

oh, so like a quart then.

>>6559027
>>6559031
This is what happens when you banter outside of a designated /brit/ thread.

>>6559037

4chan is a designated /brit/ imageboard, love.

>>6559037

is 'banter' when brits like to "take the piss?"

god, what a repulsive country and language

>>6558552
In the Spider Kingdom, they call anything on a bun a "burger". It's weird.

>>6559043

Why the fuck are using English if it's so repulsive a language to you? Never mind though, give it a few years and you'll all be speaking Spanish anyway.

>>6559056

Good thing you typed out that sentence; I wouldn't have been able to comprehend it from your native accent.

>>6559043
Other expressions for the same thing include: pulling your leg; taking the mickey; axing your head; having a laugh; winding you up; insulting the prophet (pbuh).

I'm a good European. I believe in the European ideals. Never again shall we repeat the bloodshed of the two World Wars. Europe is here to stay. But, this does not mean we have to bow the knee to every directive from every little bureaucratic Bonaparte in Brussels. We are a sovereign nation still, we are British and proud of it.

We have bowed, scraped, doffed our caps, tugged our forelocks and turned the other cheek but I say enough is enough. The Europeans are going too far. They are now threatening the British sausage. They want it to be 'standardised.' By which they mean they'll force the British people to eat salami and bratwurst and other garlic-ridden greasy foods, that's ridiculous and alien to the British way of life. Do you want to eat salami with your bacon and egg for breakfast? I don't. And I won't.

They have turned our pints into litres and our yards into metres, we gave up the tanner and the threepenny bit, the two bob and half crown. But they can not and will not destroy the British sausage. Not while I am here.

In the words of Martin Luther: "Here I stand, I can not do other."

>>6559027
In canada its called a liter, only in french is it called litre.

No, that just mimics the McChicken Sandwich.

i didnt ask for this

>God tier:
The Deluxe with Bacon & Cheese
>High Tier:
The Quarter Pounder
The Chicken Sandwich
>Mid Tier
The Cheeseburger
>Low Tier
BBQ Rib
>Shit Tier
The Fried Chicken Sub
Chicken Tikka Naan

>>6558835
Grand prize winner currently hiding in cubbard w/ mum:

Can you help?? UNCLAIMED COMPETITION PRIZE

Rustlers recently ran a competition offering one lucky winner the holiday of a lifetime to the home of Deus Ex Human Revolution.

The fantastic five-day break in Detroit, USA includes 5 nights' accommodation at the 4* MGM Grand Detroit for 2 people and the chance to experience the four pillars of game-play, which are essential for Agent Adam Jensen's survival - COMBAT, STEALTH, SOCIAL and TECHNOLOGY.
We’ve tried to contact the winner, a gamer called Garry, but all attempts have drawn a blank. If your name is Garry and you’ve entered the competition, please check your emails (and your Junk folder, too, just in case)!

>>6559035
A quart, like as in a quarter? A quarter of what?

>>6559802
Id claim the prize. I saw anthony boudain go to detroit and he survived. Even met some hipsters along the way.

>>6558601

any one got the brit bong wins trip to Detroit comic?

>>6559093
Nice chain email, auntie.

>>6559843
A volumetric cubit.

>The fantastic five-day break in Detroit, USA includes 5 nights' accommodation at the 4* MGM Grand Detroit for 2 people and the chance to experience the four pillars of game-play, which are essential for Agent Adam Jensen's survival - COMBAT, STEALTH, SOCIAL and TECHNOLOGY.

Haha oh wow

>>6558701
huh. the more you know.

>>6558805
>>6558835
this was just are the time when the gorrila munch incarnation of the rustle meme gained traction.

literally epic to have two happening memes at once in 2012.

>>6559051
>Spider kingdom

>>6558552
>0 to tasty in seconds

TASTY IS NOT A MEASUREMENT OF SPEED GOD FUCK

>>6558601
They're refrigerated, not frozen.

>>6558552
we call it a sandwich too if theres no red meat in it

>an action packed trip to detroit

Hah, fucking what?

>>6561618
Getting shot or stabbed would be pretty action packed.

>>6559120
There's a reason for that. It's easily understood with a little research.

>>6559154
>scotch
Nice one dick head. No one in the civillised world refers to the Scottish as "scotch". That's an American thing.

>>6558871
Where is more Detroit than Detroit?
I'm imagining some hellish combination of Somalia and Chicago.

>An American asks for a "burger"
>He receives the patty on its own
>He throws a tantrum about freedom and attempts to argue that his burger should come with a bun, lettuce, tomato, and lots of ketchup, even though he did not order that
>he also expects his his tomato bread to come with cheese without asking for cheese

I have no pics of girls laughing at you OP, so just imagine it.

>>6561627
I do it sometimes if I think it will wind up a Scotch person.

>>6558552
>>6558601
>Win an action packed trip to Detroit

>>6558619
because you 'rustle up' something to eat.

not this > >>6558636

>>6558992
same for Frankfurter (Frankfurt) and Wiener (Vienna)

interesting stuff

thanks for the insight, anon

>>6558990
>wrong side of the road
>not driving on the correct side of the road

>>6559950
MGM Grand is a pretty nice casino in Detroit. But too many people get followed home and robbed in their driveway.

>>6559154
>Low Tier
>BBQ Rib

.

>>6558601
No lettuce.
That's why there's tiny text saying "serving suggestion."

I've seen photos of entire meals on packets of salt that said "serving suggestion"

>>6559843

a quarter of a gallon you pale-assed bongistani

>>6563721
Where do you think rustling up something came from nigger?

Do brits really drink a beverage with each meal?

>>6561803
>Hellish combination of Somalia and Chicago

East St. Louis. Anyone who has ever been there will agree with me.

>>6568375
US "gallon" or an actual, proper, gallon?

>>6568500
actually a lot of the time we have a meal with our beverages.

we probably drink too much

>>6568375
What the fuck's a gallon, you backwards hick?