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6552107 No.6552107 [Reply] [Original]

What do YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU know about good fruit punch?

>> No.6552108

>>6552107
Must contain at least 750ml of vodka

>> No.6552120

>>6552107
why is it blue?

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6552148

>>6552120

Isn't that the question of the day

>> No.6552154

>>6552120
Because it's reflecting light in the 450–495nm wavelength range.

>> No.6552233

>>6552154

wat

>> No.6552315

>>6552154
>>>/sci/

>> No.6552342

>>6552107

> adding copious amounts of food coloring in your beverages so it achieves a certain color

shiggy

>> No.6552368

>>6552120
Blue stuff tastes better. This is objective fact.

>> No.6552393

>>6552368
trufe

>> No.6552416

>>6552107
That it's usually a color found in nature.

>> No.6552429 [DELETED] 

>>6552416

Yeah? Well I think you're the worst.

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>>6552416

>> No.6552674

>>6552673
too bad anything you make with blue berries turns purple.

>> No.6553114

>>6552154
That's the how you stupid faggot.

>> No.6553631

>>6552342
What if it's natural food coloring?

>> No.6553664

>2 handles of vodka
>1 handle of rum
>pink lemonade mix
>strawberries cut up

>> No.6553678

I’m not going to be a part of another Jonestown situation I’m never drinking anyone’s punch.

>> No.6554887

bump

>> No.6556814

>>6552667
That shits like a few bottles o' alcohol, then you add some hard alcohol, some alcohol to round it off and a few mandarins

>> No.6556867 [DELETED] 

Go back to sleep

>> No.6556875

>>6552107
>>6552429
>>6556867
I hate you stupid motherfuckers so much.

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6556893

>>6552107
That needs a gallon or two of everclear to ensure gud tiems.

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6556925

>>6552107

>nuff said

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6556932

>>6556925
>Kool Aid
>Not Hawaiian Punch

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6556956

>>6556932

Good point.

>> No.6556965

>>6552107
Nothing OP tell me more

>> No.6556974
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6556974

6 Cups of Pineapple Juice
6 Cups of Orange Juice
1 1/2 Cups of Light Rum
1 1/2 Cups of Dark Rum
1 Cup of Orange Curçao or Triple Sec
1 Cup of Lemon or Lime Juice
1 Cup of Simple Syrup
1/2 Cup of Grenadine

Mix the ingredients in a large punch bowl or pitcher. Pour into tall glasses that are 3/4 full of crushed ice. Garnish with an orange slice or pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry. Serve with straws. Serves about 20 4oz servings. It's so tasty the quality of the rum barely matters (I use Bacardi and Kraken)

>> No.6556976

>>6556893
>mfw 190 proof alcohol is banned in my area
>mfw the day the ban was enacted, I went into my liquor store to see if they were still selling everclear
>mfw they are now selling 189 proof everclear

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>>6556956
I know.

>> No.6556987

>>6556976
hue. Take that nanny state

>> No.6556994

Never use too much grape juice, it spoils the flavor of most mixed juice punches.

>> No.6556995

>>6552107
Put some Tropicana in a fucking bowl with some fruit. Gee, so hard

>> No.6557000

>>6552107
shit goes good with tacos

>> No.6557003

>>6557000
what DOESNT go good with tacos?

>> No.6557004
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6557004

you could you this to get a nice natural blue coloring

>> No.6557007 [DELETED] 

>>6556932
>>6556956
>>6556983
Back to /mlp/ you faggots.

>> No.6557009

>>6556956
>>6552429
>>6552107
>>6556932
>>6556867
>>6557000
>>6556983
Subtle bastards

>> No.6557012

>>6557003
cake probably

>>6557007
lead the way cocksucker

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6557015

>>6557000
Now that you mention it, didn't Taco Belle have a fruit punch thing years ago? I wouldn't know if they still do since I haven't eaten there in years.

>> No.6557037

>>6557015

Yeah I think it was berry flavored punch

>> No.6557043

>>6557007
>>6557009
Wait is this some sort of sick pony troll? I don't watch shitty childrens cartoons so I have no idea what is going on.
I feel like somebody is pulling a fast one here and I don't like it.

>> No.6557045

>>6557037
>>6557015
You thinking of Manzanita Sol? That apple flavored soda? It's still around, me and my buddy Jack love that shit.

>> No.6557052

>>6557043
They are waifu punchs or something like that, its not really show discussion or anything that would cause a shitstorm so i guess its okay, i am actually curious about the recipes

>> No.6557053

>>6557004
Iris flowers too. There's a few gins on the market that use them in their botanical mix to give their product that bright blue color that makes plebs eager to buy/drink it.

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6557055

>>6557037
Found it. Strawberries, so you were close.

>> No.6557061

>>6557045
No wasn't thinking that, but I am interested now.

>> No.6557062

>>6557055
Those look like they'd be nice on a tropical beach at sunset.

>> No.6557064 [DELETED] 

>>6557062
A nice shimmering sunset.

>> No.6557065

>>6556983
Oh god its that thing again

>> No.6557068

>>6557062
I wouldn't know, I live in the fucking desert.

>> No.6557075

>>6557061
Worth the couple bucks, imo

>> No.6557081

>>6557068
I bet some apple trees would be nice out there.

>> No.6557094 [DELETED] 

>>6557043
It is.

>>6556932
>>6556956
>>6556983
Screenshots of some episodes.

>>6552107
>>6552429
Quotes From the show.

>>6556867
An epin horse meme.

>>6557064
Sunset shimmer is a characters name.

Kill yourselves you faggots.

>> No.6557095

>>6557081
Some braeburn apple trees would do great in the desert.

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>>6557094
You should go first for being able to point them out, cock sponge.

>> No.6557106

>>6557095
yeah dude, I know a guy who mizes this drink he calls an "Appaloosa."

Shits great, would recommend on a hot day

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6557109

I feel like OP is bumping his own thread.

>> No.6557115

>>6557094
Why do you care so much?

>> No.6557120

>>6557094
>thinking "go back to sleep" was meant as a Seth reference
>not even getting all the references

Why don't YOU kill YOURself?

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6557121

>>6557081
Funny thing my grandma used to own an apple tree. Never picked anything from it though.

>mfw it's just a stump now.

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6557129

>>6557109
Nope this thread is just being raided by /mlp/. And they are trying to be sneaky about it.

>> No.6557133

>>6557121
Mine did too.
Good ol' Granny Smith.

>> No.6557136

>>6557129
>This thread has 2-3 shitposters from /mlp/ who think all boards are like /v/ and /co/ where everybody is autistic towards ponies
FTFY

>> No.6557138

>>6557129

thats cute

>> No.6557139

>>6557133
No, I'm serious

>> No.6557145

>>6557139
/ck/ doesn't allow spoilers? Learned something new I guess.

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6557153

>>6557139
Should have picked some man.

>> No.6557157

>>6557139
Oh

>> No.6557169

What's happening? Save us!

>> No.6557182 [DELETED] 

>>6556893
I didn't know about the 189 proof one, but some states only allow 160 proof so those get sold instead of the 190s. That's pretty funny, 189 proof, American ingenuity at it's best!

What state/county is that?

>> No.6557183

>>6557129
and just one person causing a fuss about the whole thing
everyone else doesn't (or rather didn't) know, doesn't care, or is participating in a thread about fruitpunch (and how to make it)
ponies (and bronies) might be awful but you are cancer

>> No.6557187

>>6557120
What do YOOOOU know about a good SUICIDE?!

>> No.6557196

>>6556976
I didn't know about the 189 proof one, but some states only allow 160 proof so those get sold instead of the 190s. That's pretty funny, 189 proof, American ingenuity at it's best!

What state/county is that?

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>>6557055
I like mixing rum or vodka with mine. Pic related makes for a bomb ass mixture, but Lipton tea is also pretty good
>>6557129
>>6557133
>>6557139
>>6557145
You faggots need to go back to your containment board. You're the most basic of cancer

>> No.6557219

>>6557200
I prefer vodka myself
rum imparts a sweetness I find off putting

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6557221

>>6557200
>bomb ass mixture
>the most basic of cancer

>> No.6557229

>>6557221

Ever had some bomb ass fruit punch anon?

>> No.6557232

>>6557064
I prefer a dazzling night sky

>> No.6557243

is everything somehow vaguely related to that cartoon now?
what's next, some of them are related to alcohol is some way?

can we just go back to talking about fruit punch? please?

>> No.6557246

>>6557229
He thinks your referencing an old meme.
>>6557243
Sure thing, partner.

>> No.6557252

>>6557243
It's not the fruit punch, It's us.

>> No.6557255 [DELETED] 

>>6557229
No, but I've had some pretty bomb ass tea before.

>> No.6557267
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6557267

>>6552120
It's part of our cooking process that makes it blue. Don't worry, it's better than anything else you've tried.

>> No.6557268

So I guess now I know why /ck/ has been such shit lately.
>tee hee lets raid /ck/ with our ebin pony memes and they will never notice!!!! XD

>> No.6557273

>>6557246
all right then

I've been considering making a fruit punch based on apples but I can decide between applejuice and applecider

what's your thoughts on this /ck/?

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>>6557015
>>6557037
>>6557045
>>6557055
>>6557061
No it was Baja Blast.

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>>6557273

>> No.6557310

>>6557268
Well in perfect candor I think we should all be glad we didn't notice.

>> No.6557332

>>6557278
shits gross mang

>> No.6557336

>>6557268
yeah there was a chimi cherri changa thread a few days ago, but it wasnt as subtle

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6557345

>>6557336

>Implying you wouldn't eat cherries mashed up in a tortilla and deep fried

>> No.6557357

>>6557345
sounds only marginally better than dessert ramen

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6557366

>>6557243
No, if the show has it, it is instantly forbidden. Although berry punch seems pretty good right about now.

>> No.6557367

>>6557366
naw i'd totally eat 2 corn cakes

okay 3 corn cakes

11 corn cakes!

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6557371

>>6557366
>Tfw can't search for good deals on applejack, order applejack at a bar, or bring up my taste for applejack in conversation without drawing a hellish cloud of ponyfags

>> No.6557378

>>6557371

Lmao, where the hell do you live...bronycon?

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>>6556956
>>6556932
>>6556983
Remember when you were dumb
You worshipped Barney like a chud
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
Now there’s just retardation in your eyes
Like the downie that won’t die
Die, you fucking Barneyfag

You were fucked in the crossfire of Leach and Parker
Clutched in their tight grasp
Fuck off, you faggot with retarded laughter
Fuck off you manchild, you retard, you downie and die

I hope you die in a dune
I hope you die soon
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
Taught by those who aren’t right
His purpleness filled your sight
Die, you fucking Barneyfag

You found your own way to ignore smart decisions
Clutched in his tight grasp
Fuck off, you dumbass, you failed emission
Fuck off, you sperg, you asshole, you degenerate and die

>> No.6557400 [DELETED] 

>>6556875
This. Barneyfags really need to be put down like it was the fucking Holocaust.

>> No.6557408

>>6557400
I agree as well. People who go around calling others Barneyfags need to be exterminated.

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6557409

>>6557043
Yes it is, it's some Barneyfag trying to force his Barneyshit on /ck/. I found out. I see through his bullshit charade.

>>6557037
>>6557052
>>6557064
>>6557081
I love it how Barneyfags try to be all subtle about this shit but it never works.

>> No.6557412

I wonder how much ice would you need to make it only a little bit colder. I mean not by much, like if it was 80 or so degrees, how many ice cubes would you need to cool it down to 64 degrees.

>> No.6557414

>>6557396
>>6557400
>>6557409
You took your time barneyfig.

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>>6557095
>>6557106
>>6557133
>>6557229
>>6557232
>more Barneyfags accumulating on /ck/
I seriously hope you get ground up and end up found being dead pieces of meat.

>> No.6557418

Oh great. Barneyfag is here. And just when I thought this thread couldn't get anymore autistic, this guy shows up.

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>>6557243
>>6557255
>>6557366
>>6557371
Why do Barneyfags always survive all the shit in the world? It just seems like no matter how many people die, they never do.

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6557421

>>6557409

Only this thread has been up for like three days now, and it did work until it was linked to /mlp/

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6557428

>>6557421
You see, this is why Barneyfags need to be killed. They have their ways of being sneaky fags that like to pry their way into normalcy thinking they'll be accepted but they never will.

>> No.6557432

FRIENDLY REMINDER BARNEYFAG WAS IN SPECIAL ED

>> No.6557434

You know Barneyfag, horsefuckers and co/ck/s were having a great time talking about fruit punch before you showed up.

>> No.6557441

>>6557428
You know you love us, barneyfig.

>> No.6557442

>>6557434
This.
/ck/ Anon over here. Fuck off degenerate. Go kill yourself.

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>>6557434
That would imply your perception of a great time is equal to that of the normal people who are looking at this thread, when in reality normal people realize how much these Barneyfags are shitting up the world.

>>6557441
I hate Barneyfags like you. I do like browsing /ck/ once in a while though.

>> No.6557447

>>6557444
In reality normal people don't spend their time on 4chan getting worked up over people who watch a cartoon.

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6557449

>>6557447
That's because they're not redpilled about how degenerate Barneyshit is. If they were, they'd be actively crusading against it.

>> No.6557454

>>6557449
Ah, so redpilled = sickeningly and unnaturally obsessed to the point of paranoia

>> No.6557456

>>6557449
>crusading over people (manchildren or not) watching over a fucking cartoon

You're a loose cannon, Barneyfag. But you'd make a damn good cop.

>> No.6557458
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6557458

REMINDER THAT BARNEYFAG HAS WATCHED EVERY SINGLE EPISODE

REMINDER THAT HE HAS SEEN BOTH MOVIES

REMINDER THAT HE CAN SPOT THE SMALLEST REFERENCE TO THE SHOW, NO MATTER HOW SMALL

REMINDER THAT HE BROWSES /mlp/

REMINDER THAT HE'S ACTUALLY A FAN OF THE SHOW AND IS JUST TROLLING THE FUCK OUT OF US FOR KEKS

BARNEYFAG IS A CLOSET BRONY

>> No.6557459

>>6557267
Underrated post

>> No.6557463 [DELETED] 
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6557463

>>6557454
Well, it's only because the events that caused me to be this way were probably forced upon me, cursing me.

>>6557456
>you'd make a damn good cop
To be fair, all I really want to do is be a 4chan mod. Then I'd probably stop posting and actually do a better job of policing 4chan than what's happening right now. I wouldn't feel the need to reply to others to get their Barneyshit off of 4chan when I could just do it myself.

>>6557458
Only 2 of those are actually true, you know.

>> No.6557468

>>6557463
I'm the real barneyfag. Why don't you just go jerk off to your little pony cartoon faggot?
Nah, they're all true.

>> No.6557469

>>6557463
>all I really want to do is be a 4chan mod

Oh god no. That's like having Chris Chan as the owner of 4chan.

>> No.6557475

>>6557463
>To be fair, all I really want to do is be a 4chan mod. Then I'd probably stop posting and actually do a better job of policing 4chan than what's happening right now. I wouldn't feel the need to reply to others to get their Barneyshit off of 4chan when I could just do it myself
I was joking you autistic faggot

You would be a shit mod and you'd probably kill anyone in a pony shirt if you were a cop, including young girls

>> No.6557477

>>6557463
I'm not sure they allow mental patients of your tier to have reign of an anonymous image board. I'm sure the other chan would love to have your autism instead. They're desperate for attentionseekers like you

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6557478

>>6557468
Oh boy, ladies and gentlemen, time for another round of The Real McCoy.

>>6557471
>I'd probably kill anyone in a pony shirt if I were a cop
No, that would just mean I'd be killing innocents, which is why I don't want to be a cop if all I'm going to do is just give me justification for killing tards.
I like to do it without any moral standards.

>> No.6557480

>>6557468
No. I'm the real Barneyfag.
I spend all day on a computer with an RSS Feed waiting for a barneyfag to post pony outside /mlp/.
I'm also autistic and was put in special ed, forced to watch the show.

>> No.6557483

So, what makes Barnyfag more obsessed with pastel horses than the board full of autists talking about pastel horses?

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6557484

>>6557478
k but you're still a faggot with serious mental issues

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6557485

>>6557480
>didn't post picture
Automatically imposter.

>>6557477
I'd see where they were going with that, but it would be the lesser of two evils. Either I keep "shitposting" like people think I am or I take a more tightened grasp of 4chan mods and stop people's bitching about Rule 15 not being enforced properly.

>> No.6557486

>>6557478
Sorry,faggot why don't you just kill yourself. All these fucking poser autistic bronies trying to take away my name. Fucking faggots go holocaust yourselves so i can have the show all to myself holy shit.

>> No.6557491

>>6557483
He's an attention seeking whore who justifies all his actions because he wants the world to see things he sees as evil and full of discontent.

It's also a bannable offense for him to do so. Feel free to report him whenever you find his screenshot filenames in check.

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6557492

>>6557485
>didn't post picture
>Automatically imposter.

Fuck off faggot. I'm the real Barneyfag.
Here's my picture.
See how autistic I am.

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6557493

>>6557486
>actually using holocaust as a verb
Wow, much edgy. Sure does smell like imposter here.

>> No.6557497

>>6557493
>Wow, much edgy
Oh, the fucking irony

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6557501

>>6557492
>actually using that compilation to glorify your autism
If I wanted to address my autism, I wouldn't glorify it, in fact I don't even know if I am or not. I haven't been diagnosed since I was 6.

>> No.6557502

Barneyfag is such a dumbass, I bet he can't spell Racecar backwards.

>> No.6557504

>>6557492
I always think the autism thing on here is a meme but then I see shit like this and I know it's real. It's too fucking real.

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6557505

>>6557501
Lol you dont think im the real barneyfag? Psh, *takes out my special ed degree*. You see this shining spectacle is of something so powerful you couldn't ever comprehend. I mean really it says "Special" Right there. Are you special horsefucker? I think not.
Just go fuck off to another dimension you fedora wearing faggot.
>Pic related is how they described me in school

>> No.6557506

>>6557504
The extremity is a meme, but Barnyfag here is the legit thing. Reminds me of Lector. I think they'd get along.

>> No.6557507
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>>6557493
Doge isn't relevant anymore fucking faggot

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>>6557505
Ok, you're not even trying anymore.
>takes out special ed degree
You don't get a degree in that, you know.

Even if I was a gigantic autist, I wouldn't go about showboating it everywhere.

>> No.6557513

>>6557506
No dude it has nothing to do with barney or MLP or whatever.
It's the fact that somebody actually took the time to piece together that huge mess of an image and think that people would actually give enough of a shit to read it all.

>> No.6557517

>>6557513
I'm reading it right now.
And it's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

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6557520

>>6557510
>Trying to actually secure his identity as the real barney autist
>Horse fucker is btfoing him


Holy fuck you're legitimately autistic
Keep posting, You're literally making my shit day into a good one you fucking retard.

>> No.6557521
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6557521

>this thread

>> No.6557522

>>6557513
It's a sad thing to look at when a man spends his life stalking an anonymous imageboard site to tell everyone how much he hates pastel horses. He really loves attention whoring so much on every board.

>> No.6557523

What I don't understand is if Barneyfag has a huge hatred for MLP and Barney, why does he surround himself with it?
It's as if he likes both shows but doesn't want anyone to know he watches them, so he pretends to them.

>> No.6557525

>>6557523
*pretends to hate them
Sorry, i fucked up

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>>6557523
>why do I surround myself with it
Because I was already forced to watch so much Barney back then, at least 100 hours of that shit in total. It's pretty clear that the world doesn't want me to forget that this piece of shit show exists so I might as well just embrace it and reflect that scarring unto them.

>> No.6557528

>>6557523
No, he makes it very clear that he watches them. Seething with hatred as he watches the horses prance across the screen, throttling small children as Barney sings another song, writing smutty fanfiction all the while.

>> No.6557530

>>6557526
>reflect that scarring unto them.

By failing miserably and having everybody laugh at you?

>> No.6557531

>>6557523
He loves the attention. He likes pretending he has nothing to like about them. He spends his days ban evading just to try and be relevant. He makes ponyfags look sane.

>> No.6557532

>>6557526
>100 hour of barney when little
TOP KEK
>the world
>the universe
TOP KEK
Watch this video you autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eqCaiwmr_M

>> No.6557535

I feel inclined to participate on this one -- I've been mixing palatable (albeit trashy) punch for a long while. Ingredients are as follows:

- Cheap as fuck vodka
- Box wine (Australians call it 'goon', I don't know about the rest of you)
- Soda Water
- Lemonade (like Sprite, not Lift)
- Ginger Ale (you might doubt me but this is the biggie)
- Cordial (or Kool-Aid or whatever you people have)
- Chopped fruit (as in the OP's pic)

Pretty much a DIY in terms of portions? It's very important to keep it from going overly-sweet, which is why Soda water can help carbonate while adding volume.

Box Wine is cheaper than Vodka (here at least) so it's going to be the bulk of the alcoholic content. Though usually you can find a cheap 2-bottle deal on bullshit vodka, and adding an extra 60 Standard Drinks isn't a bad thing.


The Lemonade counterbalances the soda water by adding sweetness where it's due, and the ginger ale (honest to god, star of the show) manages to provide some kick behind the fruit flavours, ensuring it doesn't suddenly go candy-land on your tastebuds.

Allowing the fruit time to soak is always nice, but not 10000% necessary.

>> No.6557536

Oh good god what have I stumbled onto.
Will you all please take your autism back to >>>/mlp/

Thank you!
-/ck/

>> No.6557539

>>6557535
also forgot, but trashy sparkling wine substitutes well for part of the box wine.

>> No.6557540

>>6557536
Pretty sure the guys from /mlp/ already left. Barneyfag doesn't want to leave. He's the true autism

>> No.6557541

>>6557536
Feel free to report. I feel as if the fun's already ruined by both /mlp/'s linking and the autist attention whore

>> No.6557543

>>6557526
>100 hours in total.

Nigger I spend that much time masturbating a month.

>> No.6557546

fuck this is autistic getting worked up over colorful horses

>> No.6557547

>>6557542
>redpill
HI /POL/!
NOW WE KNOW YOU'RE TRULY
100% THE BIGGEST FUCKING AUTIST ON 4 CHAN SINCE THE UTV STALKER
HOLY SHIT

>> No.6557548

>>6557546
Don't worry, it was just one guy and he's gone now.

>>6557547
He's been a known /pol/tard for years.

>> No.6557551

>>6557548
I always thought he was from /co/.

>> No.6557553

>>6557547
/pol/ doesn't like his dumbass either.
Those two pictures that one Anon posted take place in /pol/
>>6557458
>>6557492

>> No.6557554
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6557554

So anyways back on topic, what's the effects of mixing beer, alcohol and wine all together? I imagine the taste to be sweet and sour while your stomach suffers for later.

>> No.6557555

>>6557551
You can reside on multiple boards you know. He's common on /co/, /pol/, and I bet he stealths /mlp/.

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>>6557551
Well, I am from /co/ actually, but I browse quite a few other boards as well.

>>6557546
That's because it's degenerate.

>> No.6557559

>>6557556
Oh good, you called yourself a degenerate. Nice to see you know how much of a piece of shit you are.

>> No.6557561

I want Barneyfag to leave.

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>>6557561
Only when Barneyfags leave as well.

>>6557559
>actually thinking I was calling myself degenerate
You have a lot to learn.

>> No.6557565

>>6557563
That a man who prides on stalking image boards in hopes that he would one day be relevant because of pastel horses is not degeneracy? Your hypocrisy amuses very little, and leaves a shit on a wooden platter of your so called legacy. You're no better than them, and there's nothing you can do to change that.

>> No.6557567

>>6557563
You are the most pathetic human being I've ever seen.

>> No.6557568

>>6557563
From reading the last few posts, the bronies seem to be gone. You on the other hand, are still here bitching, moaning, and attention whoring.
Please leave or talk about punch.

>> No.6557569

>>6557554
Bumping this question

>> No.6557571

>>6557568
i'll punch you...

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6557573

>>6557565
No matter what you say, I'm still smart enough to not be entertained by toddlershit degeneracy like most Barneyfags are.

>> No.6557577

>>6557573
Even though you've watched the show multiple times.

>> No.6557578

>>6557573
I don't know how you could view someone as degenerate as yourself as smart. Wasting so much time obsessing over such crap..

>> No.6557581

>>6557577
Remember, he was writing Twilight SparklexBarny smut at the time. He was just absorbing it, not being entertained.

>> No.6557583

>>6557573
From all the brony posts I've seen, you're ten times more autistic than the average brony.
Fuck that, you're almost on the same level of autism as Chris Chan.

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>>6557577
But I wasn't entertained by it. Being entertained by it must mean I enjoyed it in some form, but I wasn't.

>>6557578
Well, even I wasn't, comparatively, I am compared to all the Barneyfag degenerates shitting up society.

>>6557581
>implying

>>6557583
Desperate times call for desperate measures.

>> No.6557588

>>6557583
Makes me wonder why he hasn't made a fool of himself behind a camera.

>> No.6557590

>>6557587
Right. Comparatively you're worse than the brony faggots.

>> No.6557592

Remember folks, this is what happens when a mental patient gets access to /pol/.

>> No.6557595

>>6557587
>I hate this show so much that I'll literally waste my life bitching about it
>now let's sit back and watch a few episodes

>> No.6557596

>>6557587
>shitting up society
You're shitting up society right now. And you're worse than they are.

>> No.6557601

>>6557598
You do certainly spread awareness of yourself. Now how do we eliminate you?

>> No.6557603

>>6557598
Oh you're doing a spectacular job spreading awareness of cancer, my friend.

>> No.6557604

>>6557554
>>6557569
it would likely depend on the beer, liquor, and wine used
for example mexican beer gives my foamy shits while german beer makes my shit tarry

>> No.6557607

>>6557598
But you are cancer. You having fucking 13 pages full of drawings of dead ponies and Anti-MLP propaganda in your Favorites section.
Tell me you're not autistic. I'm looking at your page right now.

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6557612

>>6557607
I'm not an autist. Or at least I don't think I am.

>>6557601
>how do we eliminate you
Well, eliminating Barneyfags from this earth would probably solve my problems, I guess.

>> No.6557614

>>6557604
My neighborhood has these five dollar bottles of alcohol and 1 dollar beer. The only thing consistently expensive were the wine. Last time I drank wine and beer together, I woke up with a gurgling stomach emptier than my promises.

>> No.6557616

>>6557612
Pft. Lying to us. You said you'd tell us how to eliminate cancer. Shame on you.

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>>6557616
>thinking I'm cancer
Oh trust me, toddlershit degenerates are more of a cancer than I am. I'm just a side effect of their existence.

>> No.6557619

>>6557617
... like a cancer. You are your own metaphor.

>> No.6557624

>>6557617
>Oh trust me, toddlershit degenerates are more of a cancer than I am. I'm just a side effect of their existence
That's it. It's over. There is no hope for you.
If I was in your situation, I would acknowledge my problem and seek help immediately. But I don't see you doing that in the future.
Once again, please seek help or kill yourself.
You might see yourself as some hero or Revolutionary leader, but to us, you'll always be cancer.
See you in the next pony thread outside of /mlp/, shit for brains.
Remember this: You're more autistic than the average brony.

>> No.6557635

>>6557624
Tbh, he's on par with most of our worst cretins.

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6557651

Still tho, for like the first 70 posts this was a well good time. Got some punch recipes to boot.

Thanks /ck/, you're a p chill board and I enjoyed my time here.

>> No.6557700
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6557700

>>6552107
Here is a better idea:

Elder bloom Sangria

>> No.6557716

It's a shame is thread got hijacked. I really was hoping for more than 2 punch recipes.

>> No.6557723

>>6557716
Punch is super simple though
Just mix everclear, vodka and whatever juice you happen to have on hand.
If it's still too hard for you then dilute it with 7Up until it's tolerable

>> No.6557735

>>6557723
I was just hoping for something different than my standby of filling a chest cooler with juice, soda, powdered drink mixes, any hard liquor on hand and throwing any fruit we can find and mixing with a golfclub, but I'm a fag and like recommended recipes to try out.

>> No.6557757

>>6557007
Fuck you.

>> No.6557760

>>6557536
No fuck you.

>> No.6557763

>>6557757
>>6557760
Fuck you.

>> No.6557765

>>6557757
>>6557760
>>6557763
Fuck all of you

>> No.6557767

>>6557757
>>6557760
>>6557763
>>6557765
All of you fuck me ;)

>> No.6557912
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6557912

>>6557767
Got this link from some /ck/sucker after he posted it on /mlp/ buttmad as fuck
Read the thread and what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Subtle jokes and references - some probably not even intended - and one or two of you flips the fuck out, goes full sperg and derails the thread.

My condolences to those that just wanted punch recipies. You'll only find recipies for mustard gas and chlorine bombs on 4chan anyway...

>> No.6557922

>>6557912
The OP is an MLP reference.

The thread was derailed from the start.

>> No.6557928

>>6557922
Considering several people were talking about actual punch, it wasn't at all. Barnyfag is what really derailed it.

>> No.6557969

>>6557928
I like berry punch the best.

>> No.6557979

>>6557922
>Blue, still punch with strawberries and lemon slices
>YOOOOUUUUUUUU
I don't get it Anon. This would have to be uber-stealth if it was
>inb4 DYEWTS

Besides, there was legit discussion and you're only one of two guys to notice it. Now can we get back to punch?


How about something with some kick?
1 part tequila
1part grenadine
3 parts OJ
2 parts soda/lemonade
A generous splash of green tabasco for a kick people will remember

You could probably breathe fire if you add too much tobasco so watch out for that.
Marks out of 10?

>> No.6557996

I don't understand these people who thinks this is an MLP reference.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/264797653062718637/

>> No.6558015

>>6557996
That isn't the reference. "what do YOOOUUUUUU, know about good fruit punch?" is the reference.

>> No.6558024
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6558024

I like to have cookies with punch
what does /ck/ eat with their punch?

>> No.6558026

>>6558015
>Nobody is allowed to say "YOOOOUUUU"
>Why? Because it is mlp shit apparently! We can't do/say anything they did/said because cancer and ebin maymays!!!

First, "YOOOOUUU" isn't a meme
Second, who cares if it is? Language does not exclusively belong to one group.
Third, what do you think of my recipe faggot? >>6557979

>> No.6558029

>>6558024
Canapeés of course
What else would one serve with punch during a diner soiré?

>> No.6558030 [DELETED] 

>>6558026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DagqbWxDRz0

>> No.6558032

>>6558026
First, of course not
Second, idk-idc
Third, I don't have the necessary ingredients at the moment, but I will try it once I do.

>> No.6559076

>>6557969

Berry punch mixed with some moonshine, berryshine