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My gf comes a hunting family and she coming back today from a hunting trip with her Dad and her brothers. She's introduced me to wild game and I've eaten grouse, pheasant, rabbit and squirrel.

She sent me a message that tonight she wants me to come over and eat her beaver.

What should I expect /ck/?

>> No.6551988

you have to tell us what the tail tastes like

>> No.6551989

>>6551980
Thanks for the giggle OP

>> No.6551992
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>>6551980

Since you had rabbit it will taste a lot like hare pie.

Just eat it like a boss.

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>>6551980
>eat her beaver

in some parts, beaver is a euphemism for a girl's lady space

so be ready for anything

>> No.6552054

>>6552013
way to kill the joke.

>> No.6552059

>>6552054
A joke implies that it was amusing to begin with.

>> No.6552094

>>6551980
This was funny the first time but was posted.

This is about the 8th time.

You must be 12 years old/10

>> No.6552257

My gf's Dad is a hunter and last week I went to her house to eat beaver. Ate that beaver like a boss but I was still hungry.

Beaver doesn't seem to fill you up. I would recommend stuffing that beaver with a hot meat injection if you want to be satisfied,

>> No.6552280

>>6552094

this is funny every time it gets posted cuz it's about eating beaver

>> No.6552291

>>6552280

why is eating beaver so funny?

i eaten plenty of beaver and though it can be sloppy it's not like I'm watching my favorite 30 Rock rerun

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>>6551980

hey OP
who shot her beaver?
did she or one of her brothers?

>> No.6553279 [DELETED] 

Your 👧 friend is a $5 whore6

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>>6553279
Why the fuck do I see a fucking smiley? Tell me it's my phone, not 4chan.

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>>6553288

i see it 2

>> No.6553322

>>6553288
>android phone
it most certainly is your faggot phone.

>> No.6553323

>>6553288
No wonder I keep seeing text boxes. People on their phones using emoji that nobody else can see.

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>>6553288
Tee hee hee 👦 👧 🐕 🐦💉💩🌴🍕🍦

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>>6553333

oh look, it's ponderous 4 consecutive digits again

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Heeheee. 🎂 🐀 🐕 🐱 🍖👊❄🌴🎠🐻🐷🐰🐵🐵

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>>6552013

>> No.6553370

>>6553359
People would get this on /o/

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🚲🌚🐟🐠🐝🌹🌸🌞

>> No.6553381

>>6552059
No, it doesn't.

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🐻👍🐵🚙🚀🚚🚜🎰

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>>6553288
PC user here. Looks like someone is trying to type in ching chong language to me.

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I think you might be reading too much into it.Beaver is like ground hog or squirell. or bear. I like deer (venison) but not when hunked into cubes and chucked into canned broth.Not everyone that owns or uses guns is an nra zombie. Good luck to you.

>> No.6553433

shittiest post I've seen on this board in a damn long time tbh

>> No.6553445

>>6553433
Shittiest post I've ever seen on reddit tbh

EDIT: thanks for the gold gentlemen! ·tip tip!

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>>6553433
+1👿👹

>> No.6553543

>>6552054
not so bad. a wise, straigh well people are people)t boss once told me jjezze, her pussy looks like a raw chuck roast split with a cleaver but had two of my kids. and love her very much what do you expect? Rose colored or coloured glasses. I think elvis and the white album are for shit, much prefer stones, xsypathy for the devil.. but would never dare say it in certain homes but tought to hold your tongue, except maybe this one.No shit sherlo0ck. growing up is tough. I was very lucky to have a dad and mom that though different generation's apart, stillu loved or at least understood and liked,mostly under5stood. I still like like stones over beatles though some is nice and none of your business. sympathy for the devil. and each generation chooses. music and food. try not to chose wrongly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUstjjUEzMI&list=PL610ECC4CF49CFCE9..

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U writing a book