/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6551971

needs some cheese, cole slaw and some dressing

>>6551971
I think your use of the comma is unnecessary my friend.
We've been here before haven't we?

>>6551971

looking good

the right amount of meat

>>6551971
Montreal-style smoked meat?

>>6551976
Don't you mean
>We've been here before, haven't we?

Is that Slimans?

>>6551971
Looks great. Reminds me of the 'Woody Allen' from Carnegie Deli in NYC.

>>6551999
>'Woody Allen'

marries retarded step daughter
gets sandwich named after him

>>6551996
No.
That comma again was quite surplus to requirement. A comma is used in the following contexts.
To separate the elements in a list of three or more items.
Before certain conjunctions.
To separate introductory elements in a sentence.
To separate parenthetical elements in a sentence.
To separate direct speech or quoted elements from the rest of the sentence.

Needs more meat

>>6552003

who cares?

>>6551971
I'd eat it if it had 1 (one) sheet of lettuce. As it is, it is terrible.

>>6552003
>To separate the elements in a list of three or more items.

This is America, bucko.
Out with your Oxford comma.

>>6552010
.org does not mean US

>>6551971
>corned beef on rye
>no kraut
you're doin it wrong m8

>>6551971
Other then the lack of visible mustard looks damn good. Would buy and make extra sandwich from fallen meat.

>>6552010

the oxford comma is necessary though

>>6551971
I think it needs some coarse mustard and some sliced sour pickles.

>>6552722
> Oxford commas
> necessary
Top kek

>>6552742

>>6552722
>>6552742
It's optional. Neither is more correct. Everyone needs to let this shit go. I like using it, but I'm not stuck up about it.

>I use the Oxford comma

>>6552755
I lol'd.

>god and ms trunchbull
I shuddered.

>>6551971
> Just bread and meat
Request additional full slice of bread (or two halves), take home, split meat into two portions, add grainy mustard and sauerkraut, eat with someone you love.

10/10 sandwich.

>>6552755
That graphic is incomplete. One of the main points here should be that without the Oxford comma, this guy has just claimed that his father is god and his mother is Ms. Trunchbull.

It only seems to be focusing on the fact that the lack of the comment has prevented him from thanking everyone properly. But whatever, I guess.

1/3 the meat, a slice of swiss, some sour kraut, thousand island dressing or spicy mustard. I can't unhinge my jaw like a snake.

>>6551974

needs a loaf of bread and 4 other people

>>6552802

its showing that god and ms trunchbull had an offspring and it was tebow that's what the blue lines are trying to tell

>>6552003
conjunction junction what's your function. Yeah, maybe some people need to re-watch Sesame St. but no need to get all Oscary or grammar nazi about it. My peeve is using your for you're. Anyway, if you've worked in the "food industry" you should be used to gin and blow addled "chefs" that can barely read, let alone write.

>>6551971
must be baiting but im bored so i'll bite.
that's literally the worst sandwich i have ever seen

>>6551971
Needs mustard, pickle, and greek peppers, Avacado and cheddar too if I'm in a rich mood.

>>6552755

the second one should have used a colon to make God and Mrs. Trunchbull as his parents

there ya have it

>>6553123
perfect use of your reaction image my friend.

+2 interwebz to you.

I want to have that sandwich with your meat on it. I expect you to come see me soon.

too much bread

>>6552003
>this nigga doesn't even know about clauses.

>>6554579
Clauses have nothing to do with comma usage.
Silly anon.

Ugh I hate these memewiches that have like three pounds of meat between two pieces of bread

You could make like three sandwiches with that and make them all easy to grip and eat with a good bread to meat ratio

>>6552002
>retarded

She has a Masters from Columbia, you chooch.

>>6554579
WITNESS

THANK YOU BASED GATES

>>6552004
Papas_burgeria.jpg

>>6556555
mixed plate or nothing at all

>>6556387
does that mean she has a REALLY fancy piece of paper?

>>6552755
This is a bad example in favor of the Arbitrary comma--contextually there is no room for error unless you are a drooling retard that believes God could be Tebok's literal father.

Now, if you were to say "Tim Tebow thanked his parents, Joe and Julia." it would be vague enough to warrant the use if Joe and Julia are seperate-- if you're a shitty writer. The better option to reduce unnecesary punctuation would be to write "Tim Tebow thanked Joe, Julia and his parents."

Serial comma is a grammar relic like 'whom' that exists solely because a handful of overly stubborn academics refuse to let it die.

>>6552836
CHAIR LUNCH DINNER

>>6551971
its shit

>>6551971
It makes me wish my mouth could do pic related.

But I can't so... not very happy with that sandwich. And besides that, it's only meat and bread? Not my kind of sandwich. At that point I'd rather have a hunk of meat I can cut into with a knife and have a side of bread with it, along with those absent veggies I want involved.

>>6552802
>>6553123
have you never seen a genealogy or family tree before

>no butter on the bread
good to see you're eating healthy, anon. gotta do what we can, eh.

>>6559771
>waaazzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuupp

>>6556387
masters in special education

so she has a masters in wrangling retards

>>6554579
VALHALLA

>>6551971
Choke/10

I want you to toast that bread, add some kraut (turkey for moist if you will), a slice of swiss cheese and a bowl of thousand islands dressing and we'll talk.
Also coleslaw (with vinegar, not mayo) and pickles on the side. And a side of sweet potato fries.

>>6556555
>unchecked trips
not on my watch

>>6556555
nice fazolis my nigga

>>6551976

It's being used to set off the person or thing being directly addressed.

Example:
Are you fucking stupid, dickhead?

>>6560907
KeK

I seriously want to go watch it a third time now.

This is basically what jews eat in new York.

>>6552004
remember when people on 4chan used to be good at photoshop

>>6560930
>>6561111
damn

>>6561197
remember when pirating software was as simple as adjusting your computer's clock to ten years ahead of current time before installing the free 30 day trial version of the software and then reverting your clock back to current time and having the trial software for ten years and 30 days?

nah, didn't think so.

>>6551974
>CHEESE

Try hot mustard, a quartered pickle and onion.

>>6561197
>remember when 4chan was good

4chan was never good.

>>6561382
Remember when there wasn't even a computer in the house?

checkmate athiest

>>6551971
looks meaty

>>6552166
>4chinz not murrica
KEK

>>6552802

u r dum