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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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So /CK/ are we crowning this man as our new overlord?

>> No.6549558

>>6549511
nice link

>> No.6549566

>>6549558
Thank you friend. It's all yours.

>> No.6549590

to those who missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8

>> No.6549607

>>6549590
Hes literally been around for years how could anyone have missed him

>> No.6549625

>>6549607
>>6549607
>>6549607
>>6549607
>>6549607
>>6549607
FRESH NEW MEME

>> No.6549628

>>6549590
What the fuck? Isn't that the dude the guy with the watermelon tunnelling video? He's not serious is he?

>> No.6549631
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6549631

>not adding marshmallows and crunchy peanut butter to your watermelon

>> No.6549635

>>6549607
the best youtubers always fly under the radar

i'm in support for ye old troll man to be our new cu/ck/lord

>> No.6549719

I'm bout it

>> No.6549724

>>6549590
OG as fuck

>> No.6549743
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6549743

Oh wow, he was cast member on a sitcom on NBC.

>> No.6549752

I'll post a years old gem I'm sure only I know about too.

Taco Pizza:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNDKBIqvsfY

How to Eat a Pomegranate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBQesKSo0kc

He has more, but these are my favorites.

>> No.6549756

>>6549590
>turkey bacon
fucking dropped, old man

>> No.6549759

Featureman is a true OG and a gentleman.

The level of food horror that man can produce with a straight face is utterly amazing.

Fucking raisins in mac and cheese. Holy shit.

>> No.6549765

>>6549511
>Born 1950
Jesus christ, my dad is the same age as him and looks 20 years younger. lay off the burnt bread and vegetable oil old man.

>> No.6549924

>>6549765
Wrong guy. Here's the real guy, born in the 30s.

http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0932517/

>> No.6549944

>>6549924
my bad, got the wrong tom willett

>> No.6550150

>>6549944
Yes, but the burnt bread and vegetable oil will kill him in the end as you predicted.

>> No.6550163

>>6549511
That's not Ken

>> No.6550166

>>6549511
I would be very good with this man being the new model chef /ck/ ought to look up to. He's everything /ck/ aspires to.

He cooks.
He cooks with nauseatingly pleb ingredients with mediocre results.
He cooks to please himself.
he considers himself a good cook.
He has a dirty kitchen.
He talks to his imaginary friends online.
He is unlikely to change his style or attitude to suit others.

What more do we need?

>> No.6550169

>>6549924
>6'4"
>enjoys making internet comedy videos

>> No.6550174

>>6550169
>comedy

His oldest cooking videos I can find are from early 2007, and they're just as nutty as the ones today. I honestly don't think he's being funny.

>> No.6550195

>>6550166
the only difference is that people online are actually nice to him

>> No.6550207

>>6549511
idk why you guys feel the need to make fun of this guy. very rude tbh.

>> No.6550209

His watermelon video is a classic. His video's are old /ck/ stuff. I remember watching it like 3 years ago.

>> No.6550218

>>6550207
In not making fun of him. I merely listed why he'd be perfect as the /ck/ mascot.

He's an a credited actor by the way. So I don't think he's going to mind if we chuckle a bit at his antics.

Personally, I think he's great. And I like that people online seem to be nice to him. He's like a grandpa figure.

I would love to see him become an Internet phenomenon.

>> No.6550229

>>6550218
And then he could appear on cooking shows, get invited to cook with Gordon Ramsay who would freak out. And he'd pay no attention, continue making his floured toast

>> No.6550235

>>6550209
yeah I remember seeing the watermelon like 5 years ago. didn't realize it was the same guy until now.

>> No.6550251

>>6550229
I would love to see ramsay freak out and the person he's freaking out at nit give a fuck, look at him and just say, settle down you are going to burst something.

And have ramsay simply shut up and fume.

>> No.6550418

>>6549511
Willett's Warriors Unite!

Tom-Tom is our new mascot. Previous mascots have proven themselves unworthy.

They sold out. They cheated on taxes... They are GONE.

>> No.6550431

>>6550166
He sounds like an inferior Jack

>> No.6550497

>>6550431
Of course. And, since he isn't in it for the money, he's perfect. The problem with all the others is that they are either sell outs or doing financially immorality things.

Tom-Tom does none of this, isn't likely to begin doing so.

>> No.6550506

>>6549590
I like the concept but his execution is terrible. Love this guy.

>> No.6550514

He sounds like Johnny Cash when he sings. The guy is really talented at anything that doesn't involve a kitchen.

>> No.6550527

>>6550514
He's a retired actor.

>> No.6550530

>>6550418
Thing is Joey, Ken and Jack are all huge failures at life and everything they do.
This guy is based as fuck and probably one of the best trolls on youtube.

>> No.6550575

>>6550530
Absolutely. He's amazingly smooth.

>> No.6550582

>>6550527
I read the thread.