/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I think you mean another hidden thread.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KS9qg1MYzpI

>>6529140
That's a pretty good gift.

Joey, stoned after eating 5 big macs and reviewing each in turn, stares into space.

Ken hides in cabinet, reaches out and gives fatty a slap.

Fatty bawls.

>>6529329
>gift.

Ken men confirmed for retards

>>6530633
Nah. Confirmed phone Autocorrect. About which we do not care.

>>6529140
You like fast food don't you, anon ?

Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XhQaHHJKM0

>>6530690
>another video with joey laughing at all ken's jokes and trying to be his friend
I don't know if I can take much more of this gang.

>>6530740
Meanwhile, Ken controls the entire video. He plays Joey like a land whale on a harpoon.

Isn't it time you came round to the proper side? Embrace the Ken Men concept. Instantly lose 200 pounds of ugly fat. Instantly gain an understanding of business finance. There's a bit of hair loss as well, but we aren't ashamed.

>>6530748
Fucking Ken.
I guess I'll take Ken over that pathetic jack fuck you guys keep trying to force on us though.

>>6529140
Right, I'm sure if I try I can get this thread deleted.

>>6530812
Kek.
All of these personalities are lame as fuck. Even the ones on cable tv are lame. There's no difference between Joey, Ken, Jack and Rachel Ray, Jon Taffer, and Guy Fierri. Each is banal in their own way, play acts, pretends and performs.

It's just that TV people have bigger budgets.

>>6530823
Why would you do that? Does it make you feel all moist and superior?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

THIS IS NOW /jack/ GENERAL
POST YOUR FAVORITE JACKING MATERIAL

>>6530872
No.

>>6530828

There is a minor difference, in that I don't want to fuck any of them except Rachel Ray

>>6530872
Fuck off jack you lousy piece of shit.

>>6530828
True. I think there is only one true food personality on youtube who tells it like it is and doesn't try too hard.
(pic related)

>>6530878
reviewbrah is the only person who i'll watch review food (or anything for that matter) on youtube just because he doesnt come off as the total fuckhead narcissit youd have to be to identify as a "youtuber"

>>6529140
I learned today that if I don't have to see Joey's obnoxious face in the OP of his threads that the level of disdain I feel for him actually diminishes somewhat.

I wonder if the same probably goes for the other annoying spam reviewers too

>>6530878
>>6530884
go back to somewhere else.

>>6530876
Well there is that, but I'll bet when she starts screaming about olive oil you'll want to switch to Ken, or maybe Guy

>>6530933
>people shit on reviewbrah but worship slobs like joey and jack
Some of us still love you here reviewbrah.

mfw people dont post jack

?

>>6530690
joey was pretty based in this vid, i was surprised
>calling both ken and himself sellouts
>"forgetting" his wallet
>being semi-critical of McDs in front of a well-outed shill
>generally making ken uncomfortable

granted, joey just wants to be liked, so he laughed at ken's shitty jokes at times, but i felt that joey had a stronger backbone this time, and wasn't playing the fool who was just happy for a tummy rub.

>>6531117
oh god why does that picture make me uncomfortable

>>6531123
Because that person is totally in an insane asylum

>>6530878
reviewbrah is a gay idiot loser who turned off his youtube comments because hes too scared to take the heat. all his videos shitty anyway he never says anything funny or interesting and after you get over his weirdness its just like nothing. everytime he spends 5 minutes just looking blankly at the box and describing the colour and shape of it to me makes me feel like im going crazy!!!

>>6531524
HAHA UPVOTED

>>6531699
white knighters from the reviewbrah reddit hugbox i see why dont you run back to ur pathetic little food babby maybe he'll tell you about anotehr bland pepperoni frozen pizza you pizza shit

>>6530872
YOUR HUNK SON WILL RUIN YOU THIS IS A JOEY THREAD

Remember to sage, report, and hide.

>>6531737
Ultra douche detected.

You were probably the oil who ran to tell teacher when in grade school. Then again? Maybe you still are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Zmko9gzM0

Here is the Kenemy's recent collaboration with Joey. I'm pretty sure all is lost. However that mod pizza place seems legit, wish I had one in my town.

>>6531893
Yeah I agree I have no clue when Ken always features that unfunny fat faggot Joey he kept forcing his stupid bwowoowwo joke on Ken was fucking annoying and I didn't even get my 1am hunger or scratch and sniff jokes

white castle is my favorite. the closest one is 20 miles away so it's just far enough that i only eat it once in a great while. if there was one down the street this probably wouldn't be my favorite. hardees/carl's jr is most often prolly.

>>6531920
Fuck off Ben. Your dad obviously hates you.

Fast food in general is disgusting and I usually wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole but there are two exceptions. The first is the Turkey Bacon Club from Timmies and the second is the Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Wendy's.

>>6531920
Lmao Ben, you're nothing but a living, breathing tax write-off. He'll kick you out of the house as soon as you can't be claimed as a dependant.

>>6531978
>>6531972
Firstly I'm not Ben, okay? Secondly I'm sorry you guys don't appreciate sophisticated humour like KBDProductions. The people who laugh at Joey are the same kinds of people who laugh at Pewdiepie its just him acting like a retard and giggling like a fat retard. With Ken on the other hand you get informations, you get excitement and you get your soul fulfilled with all his funny jokes and sound effects.
2 Points for Ken!!

>>6530690
lel ken slipped in an "OOH LA LA" at 5:45 talking about the buns.
Fucking ken can't even stop with the corny jokes even when he's around joey.

I-i-is it coupon time?

>implying these KBD and Joey collabs aren't just a ploy by Daym to shift the Broey's wrath away from him

>>6531117
>>calling both ken and himself sellouts

Hes doing it in a mocking way, and these faggots obviously need to address it, so setting up the strawman of excessive "tongue in cheek, but please believe me, im not a shill" references to gorrila glue is their recourse

>>6530872
FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF CU/CK/

>>6532074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odeeBDXWqcc
>yfw daymn did a video with rachel ray
when will joey get to review something with rachel ray?

>>6532191
Joey needs a collab with Giada.

>>6530748
Exactly, like during the rating Ken asks Joey to give his rating on something similar to his scale. What a fucking douche.

And during the drive thru scene Ken mentions that Joey should edit it out so you know he mentioned that Joey should have more post-production on his videos. Ken won't rest until Joey is cringey and flashy dad humor.

>>6532191
Joey isn't TV presentable.

BEHOLD, THE LETHAL COMBINATION

>Janitor deletes ken threads
>Janitor deletes ja/ck/ threads
>Joey thread left alone

>>6532191
going from having multiple tv shows to watching a dude eat in his car

Has Joey's penis ever penetrated a vagina?

>>6534754

Jack and Ken are fucking faggots.

The whole of /ck/ are Broeys, janitors included.

How new are you, fat ass?

>>6534866
I've been here since before joey threads were a thing newfriend, all three are about as food & cooking related as each other.

>>6534892

Shut your piehole, mother fucker.

>>6534892
Jack actually makes cooking videos, though. Ken and Joey don't. Well Joey made like 3 but that's it and 2 of them were just fucking processed cookies and marshmallow things.

>>6534863
No but Giada blew him

>>6534863
woo woo woo woo woooo

i-is it over for us broeys?

>>6536290
god i fucking hope so

>>6529140
Reported fuck off /joey/ fagots!

>>6536397
>announcing reports
first day on 4chan?

>>6536290
I agree it seems to be slowing down but Joey threads need to keep going at least until the animation is complete

>>6536427
Nah, just hoping that other anons tired of this fat fuck and his little hordes' bullshit posts on here generally shitting up the place would stand up and be counted for.

>>6536290

Yep, the kenemy videos and shouting out ladytrayce instead of the broies were the last straws. He's gone

>>6536545
or you could, you know, hide/ignore the threads like everyone else

>>6536545

Faggot

Ill fucgghjnlk

WOO WOO

>>6530935
she probably uses olive oil as lube.

for butt sex.

Joey threads are allowed but Jack "Cuck Wild" Scalfani threads aren't?

>>6537905
Joey is part of /ck/ board culture

>>6538743
This. Linking to jack is pretty much advertising because he runs his sauce business. joey makes next to nothing off his channel.

>>6538754
Even though he is 400 pounds of smelly shit, you can tell that somewhere deep down in his massive disgusting body that he has the heart of a warrior.

Jack is a mere waddling manchild, he married a fat pig who hates him and his hunk son is quickly picking up on the charade.

>>6538768
>Even though he is 400 pounds of smelly shit, you can tell that somewhere deep down in his massive disgusting body that he has the heart of a warrior.

The broey manifesto

>>6530690
First joey video i have ever seen

wow the fucking ignorance

do they even have taste buds?

I've seen mcdonalds saute their mushrooms and the only reason they use the microwaves are to heat up the cinnamon bites and burritos


Also fucking white cheddar, tastes nothing like fucking swiss

>>6539057
>expecting youtube fast food reviewers to have taste
lovin' every lel

>>6538754
Not a single person here has bought his sauces. Advertising to autistic idiots on 4chan is not an effective strategy.

>>6538754
Joey is not making next to nothing. It's not enough to pay his rent/mortgage but it's not like $15/month either. If linking to Jack is advertising then so is linking to Ken and Joey. Or anyone who monetizes videos on jewtube

Who else here is Ja/ck/in it?!

King Cu/ck/ has actually met Todd English and cooked for him. How does that make you feel, faggots?

>>6530690
>the most hostile conversation concealed as friendship

Don't stop till you see the whites of their eyes joey

>>6539328
Not only this but people from 4chan have bought Joey merch

Joey threads should be banned and Jack threads should be allowed.

He's bbyyyyyyaaaaaacckk. Woowoowoo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IW4uD-oNlKA

>>6539848
>3.49 for some fucking ice cream

>>6538743
if that's true, /ck/ needs to step up its game.

And what is this "board culture" anyway? It's a fucking meme in and of itself.

>>6539848

lol, he just goes to disneyland alone

>>6539945
Going to Disneyland alone is the super best way to go. Alone is the best for almost any experience. Joey understands this.

>>6539945
The camera moves some. He was with someone, maybe Giada?

>>6539848
>hispanic whole-heartedly praises the fruits Dole® Inc

We have come full circle

Via con Dios, mis joermanos

>>6539955
Not when you're in love.


I wonder if Joey has ever had sex.

>>6539976
I don't know.

One of the secrets to happiness is not pondering on such subjects.

Hey all my fellow Ken-men riding the spaceship Avintrive through galaxy kbd how's it going? What did you think of Ken's LATEST fast food review? Personally I found it an enlightening experience around here we don't have that fast food join so I'm quite eager to go try some the food looked ABSOLUTELY scrumptious. Except for those fries of course which Ken did not rate very highly. The best part?? NO PICKLES, YUCK!

>>6540409
Yeah I agree my fellow Ken-man! Unlike all those Joey-Bronies we always see Ken give it his best. It's good to see some of him is rubbing off on him maybe Joey will stop being an unfunny fat fuck sometime

>>6539903
Lel there isn't even dairy in it. It's 3 fucking 50 for a bit of pineapple juice and cellulose gum.

>>6540409
Fuxk off, Ken is awful. The term "Ken Men" is incredibly lame and faggy.

>>6540459
Lol! Joey Broey finally managed to get his fat fingers onto the keyboard to type out a reply dont you have some cheese wiz to be ingesting?

>>6540459
And Joey Broey is mature and absolutely Army Ranger tier hetero.

Are you even allowed to be up this late?

>>6539848
Looks like Ian Keiner peeped out a stroke.

>>6540470
>And Joey Broey is mature and absolutely Army Ranger tier hetero.
Yes. Die in hell "Ken Fag". lol *self high 5*

>>6540464
Cheese wiz in a spray can challenge. How many cans can Juggalo Joey take in half an hour? All orifices are fair game.

>>6540533
lol get a load of this Joeyfag why dont you self high combo #5 yourself to an early grave you fat sack of shit
2 points for ken!!

>>6540540
Ken-Men are secure in thier sexuality. They need prove nothing to the Joey Bronies. Ken-Men are confident, successful and business smart. Stick Ken Man in a Turkish bath with 25 confirmed man lovers, and by the end of the steam, there'll be 25 gay entrepreneurs, all more business and tax law savvy than they were before, and one Ken Man, integrity and reputation in tact who was happy to have been able to help.

Unlike Circus Clown Joey Bronies, Ken-Men feel no need put others down. No need to make themselves look better at others expense.

The sooner the Bronies realize this and admit defeat, the happier it will be in review-land.

>>6540549
Ah you're right. I'm afraid a sudden burst of emotion over took me to a point where I lost control of my motor functions and had to type out that enrage filled post. I see now that I was in the wrong and respectfully apologize for my aggressions and ask that you do not take my words as something that all Ken-Men fell and just my personal opinions.

>>6540557
See! This is a Ken Man talking right here.

All rise for the Ken-Men national anthem!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLK_Sfykw1g

>>6540561
Brings a fucking tear to your eye does that.

>>6540565
>>6540561
>>6540559
>>6540557
>>6540549

>samefagging this hard

>>6540549
>>6540561
>>6540559
You plebs make me laugh. Join the Dyer Club and we can welcome, WELCOME you to a higher state of being. Now, doesn't that hit the spot? HITS THE SPOT. WOOOOO

>>6540568
None of that toffee nosed horse fuckery here if you please.

>>6540566
You have no clue.

Not only don't you have one, but your mother didn't have one either and that's how she wound up with you.

Ken is a good guy he donates his monies to the food bank how can he be the bad guy?

>>6540566
Ken-Men don't have to go to your Joey Brony samefagging ways. we've moved past that when we transcended to the Ken-Men lifestyle.

>>6540575
lolno

Mandatory uniform shirt for all Ken-Men followers.
Remember, he does it Just For You™

Are the anti-Broey's so desperate that they have latched onto Ken now? What's going on gyang?

>>6540604
Face it Joey Brony your time here is over it's the year of the K-B-D

>>6540606
Go to bed Ben. Your father obviously hates you.

>>6540606
And WE will be accurate when filing our tax returns. Unlike some food reviewers who got into hot water.

You Ken Men love Ken so much, I don't see you making silly Youtube tribute videos for him. 2 POINTS FOR JOEY WOO

>>6540614
Ken doesn't need superficial tribute videos made purely to boost his ego. He's self confident enough that meaningless tripe like that are beyond him.

>>6540617
lol you tell em fellow Ken Man.

"ooh la la"

>>6540619
I SLAUGHTERED him!

"Ahhh!!"

>>6540620
Yes you did. With logic and dignity and a complete lack of desire to do a Nutella challenge. Quite unlike the mouse eared one.

Here's a little reminder to all my, 1am in the morning hunger fans! Hope I don't make ya too hungry ;)

>>6540631

I wish i had cocaine u fucking nigger

>>6540648
Did you know joining the Ken-Men organization has a 95% success rating in recovery from drug addiction? Maybe you should give it a shot!

>>6540631
You're fat Ken. Keep lying to yourself and riding that bicycle, you weigh at least 220lbs.

>>6540650

Im not addicted im just drunk n shit. Last time i did cocaine was 3 months ago. Fuckin bullshit

>>6540656
Buckle up and I'll take you away for a ride on my fitness mobile straight to the calorie burn bonanza. You're just envious of his level of fitness maybe if you rode your bike up high altitude mountains like him you too could become an icon of good health and bodily perfection.

the amount of post-post-meta-irony itt is staggering

>>6540673
Ken nearly has a BMI of 30 and he's no swole motherfucker. He fat.

>>6540673
>This is why I don't gain wait
kek
Is that a jab at joey?

>>6540702
The BMI is frequently known to be wrong. Ken is a mass of pure muscle so obviously he would weigh more then expected.

>>6540707
It's only "wrong" if you're building a lot of muscle for your weight. Ken doesn't do that and he is a fatass. What's "wrong" is the calorie expenditure estimates on his bike.

>>6529146
>My video that was unlisted has more views than any of my other shitty ones.

kek

Döner macht schöner

>>6540673
Let's see a video of Ken going to the doctor to get his cholesterol checked, I'd like to see his levels.

Riding a bicycle doesn't magically negate the effects of eating trash all the time. Ken won't make it another 5 years.

>>6540991
Wo ist die Soße?

>>6541351
Ken has already made such a video. His levels were fine. Nobody watched the video so her simply removed it from view.

Also, while Ken may eat all the food on his reviews, he rarely digests it. He's not as stupid as Joey.

>>6541586
>Nobody watched the video so he simply removed it from view.
Fuck off, Ken.

>>6541594
Ken has nothing to prove to the likes of you, you common pepe.

>>6541661
Actually he does. Ken is a giant attention whore that needs validation from internet strangers because in a mid life crises. Otherwise he wouldn't have 20 different social media accounts and pay amateur musicians to songify his reviews to sell on iTunes, which I bet has amassed a total of 3 downloads.

Hail Joey!

>>6541664
more like 3 MILLION downloads

>>6541351
Hey, IIFYM

Hey Ken-Men have you seen the new KBDProductions video? It's pretty baller poor ken...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPfK0WcK0_4

>>6542947
Jesus Christ. I haven't watched a ken video in a long time but seriously fuck this guy. An adult human male actually acting like this. Joey is a goofball but you can tell in this video how serious ken is about this and how he actually thinks this is in any way important to anyone. And pathetic to see the change from videos where he is just hanging out, to here where he is hamming it up like no other and putting on an obvious character. It's clear to me now that ken considers this his actual job and he somehow actually considers this an honorable profession.

>>6542972
Get a load of this delusional Joeybronie it's okay maybe one day you'll mature past the mental age of 11 and appreciate how a real food expert should behave.

>>6542972
whatever, I hope he does more challenges like this to ensure his early death.

yeah he rides a bicycle sometimes but that's not going to help you when you;re eating 1500 calories of chocolate in a day, then eating a quadruple burger with fries and large coke the next morning.

>>6542978
>food expert
>shovels 5 chocolate bars down his gullet to try and impress internet people

not only did Ken fail the challenge, it slowly contributed to his eventual diabetes. ken will then write off his insulin as a business expense.

>>6542984
He'll just bike the diabetes away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=800PywM5uMM

dat bite at 1:00

>>6543452
>you're walking around disneyland and suddenly you see joey "WOOWOOWOOing" into a camera
what do?

>>6543452
I really can't tell if he is alone or the person he is with has the steadiest hands ever.

>>6543452
>tfw joey is having the time of his life going to wrestlemania and disneyland while i sit here on /ck/ defending him against ken and others trying to ruin his channel

What the fuck happened to my life?

>>6543501
>Defending the mouse eared one in any capacity
Are you retarded?

>>6540631
Just so you guys know, this wasn't actually me.

>>6543501
Someday, Anon. Someday.

>>6543501
WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO

>>6543587
Fuck off Ken, don't you have treating your son like shit to be getting to?

>>6543462
>Rush up to Joey.
>Grab Joey's camera hand.
>Aim camera so both Joey and I are in the shot.
>Big smile and shout.:

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

>>6543452
He keeps mentioning the price now that Ken mentioned he should include it in his videos.

>>6543471
I bet it's his mom <3

>>6544024
Ken's son is a shameful waste of air. He deserves everything he gets. I'm surprised Ken even let's him on the video.

>>6543452
>5.49 for a rice krispie treat
I know it's disneyland, but fuck me

post your favorite Ken's face!

If I had to choose one fast food place for the rest of my life, Burger King.

Say hi to your new overlord! LOL

The king of cucks

>>6544393
>>6544398
I'm so confused right now

>>6544413

>>6544362
The one in the photo of his obituary.

>>6543452
I'm jelly of that Boba Fett lanyard.

>>6546552
Joey needs to be careful. One of these days his choking/suffocation gags will go too far ;_;

>>6547637
*muffled woos*

Of course Ken would have a Bazinga shirt.

>>6547667
He's wearing it ironically sorry that you're too dense to realize that

>>6547824
>i'm only pretending to be retarded

Who do you think should do a collab video with competitive eater Matt Stonie?

I would like to see Joey do the 1 gallon yogurt enema challenge.

New review, Broeys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv8-bV6pyMg

>>6548231
WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO

>>6548231
Carl's Jr can do no wrong in joey's book it seems.

>>6548231
Why are you so obsessed with Joeys chin grab? Lots of people do that.

>>6548231
Nice. This was reminiscent of classic Joey

>>6548720
Yup.
>I'm a rhymer! I rhymed! hahaha! I'm slim shady.

That's the closest to the classic "I'm rambling! Why am I rambling?" in a long time. Are we getting him byack gyang?

Hey gyang, long time broey here.

I am livid.

joey is acting like he's on fucking sedatives in this abomination of a "review" >>6548231 It's the worst thing since ever. And anons like >>6548720 are saying, literaally saying this pile of bloody, feces covered dragon dildoes of a food review is "reminiscent of classic Joey."

You may as well say banging your face on a violin is reminiscent of Yo-Yo Ma. You might as well declare that rancid, spoiled milk is reminiscent of hand churned ice cream. Joey is a shell of a man, an empty vessel, empty of passion, empty of trail blazing, empty of vitality. Joey has been fixed like a common dog. He may as well be on percocets during that abominable review.

We completed Operation Woo, Operation BOTR, and what did it amount to? Nothing. ...No, worse than nothing. Joey hasn't just forgotten about the broeys, Joey actively seeks to distance himself from us. He embraces literally everything we tried to distance him from. Every single fan video we make is ignored. What sort of faggot ignores a fucking fan made animation of your tiny ass youtube channel? I'm so sorry, animation-broey, about what must appear to be amounting to squandered time to you.

I watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSf_8ZtlSJw the other day and I leterally started crying. We fucking lost. We never won. Joey has turned his back on us. It's time to go home. It's over, people. Over.

>>6549081
The newest review was way better than the absolute garbage he has been putting out lately.

>>6549138
It was better in the way that a eating a dog turd is better than eating a dog turd soaked in piss.

>>6548356
He started doing it when he lost his personality

And it just perfectly captures him trying to do the le serious reviewer bullshit.

Fucking "Focus Group" Hernandez at it again.

>>6546552
>>6547637
>>6547648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilq3BeBsVS4

why does ken always give these non answers to everything youd think it would be better just to not erply

>>6549753
I'm in fucking tears. Dat tombstone sent my sides into orbit.

>>6549753
Skeletonjello appears in serious need of psychiatric help. I mean... Joey tribute videos? Death videos? Disappointment videos? Angry about Joey and Ken colaboration video videos?

Holy fuck man. Seek help.

>>6549881
Yeah, but the videos are golden.

>>6549881
>>>/out/

>>6549817
No. It's better to take stupid anon posts as a joke. Ignoring them or giving them credence gives the anon room to troll further.

Ha. Ha. Is the perfect reply when dealing with trolls. It softens the troll, because it's a joke right? You aren't serious right? You aren't being mean right?

>>6549887
Oh please. Please please please.

Lenny's going to take over /ck/. Did you know that? He's already managed to make Joey look like a wanna be.. Joey, the 4chan /ck/ champion, running hard as a wanna be. Trying to remain a force, he's being turned into a farce.

It's a fucking train wreck.

>>6549900
what the fuck

>>6549881
Everyone here is angry about Joey and Ken collaboration videos. We all hate the Kenemy.

>>6549892
>Lenny

Literally who?

>>6550041
replied to wrong post lol whoops

#dummy

>>6550057
>hashtags

>>6550063
#triggered

>>6550092

>>6550063

>>6549881
y-y-you too

Has Joey lost it?

>>6550041
I think he meant ken and his phone did the Autocorrect thing.

>>6549931
Ken, Lenny is what my phone corrected it to. Stupid phone.

>>6549081
Move on anon. Joey is dieting.

He probably has realized just how much he fucked over his body and his life (since he's still living with his mom at 40) over the past decade, and he's trying to change everything.

Just support him and enjoy his older videos. If you need a different youtuber to mock and laugh at, then there's always Jack the cuck.

>>6550193
Ken will never become king of /ck/ it's more negative than positive comments about him. I used to message Ken with links to these threads to make sure he knows people are onto his tax scams, that is until he banned me.

>>6550233
>Thank you for letting me know about what people are saying about me. lolbanned

Typical Jew.

>>6550233
He banned you? Really? Heh!

I think you are just angry because you so ooooo wanted to be his friend and he banned you.

>>6550216
I believe we've all come to the conclusion that old man tom willet is our new /ck/ overlord.
>>6549511

>>6550241
I'm going to be in the Toronto/Barrie area for the whole month of July and hope to see his shitbox parked somewhere so I can slash his tires, put sugar in his gas tank and steal his vanity plates, put them on my car and then commit crimes. It's what friends are for.

>>6550245
I can't mock Tom. He's cool as fuck. He's obviously not an idiot, just really getting up there in age.

Completely different than Jack the fat cuck who is a natural blithering moron.

>>6550257
I live in Toronto and I've yet to see him

>>6550357
Luckily I know Ken's postal code in Barrie which narrows it down to a few blocks. I just need to drive around the area until I see his faggotmobile.

>>6550699
I seriously advise you not to do anything stupid. You don't want to wind up with a criminal record.

>>6550722
OK Ken.

>>6550749
Seriously, I can take the tax evasion, but running to the police (that you refuse to pay for) like a little bitch every time you might actually get what's coming to you is too much

#killken

>>6550888
Good thing I'm not ken then. Anyhow, I'll keep an eye on the news, just in case you aren't simply a basement dweller from Peoria.

>>6550257
I message Ken and told him to keep his car in his garage and linked him this thread so jokes on you faggot.

#KenMen

>>6549081

Albert bill reporting in.

Ive given up. Therell never be another legitimately good joey video. Rejoice, lads, for we succeeded in Operation nacho cheese and although Operation Woo was a temporary success, LadyTrayce emerged the victor as she was shouted out, and no broies were.

I fought with trolls over joey and i spent hours doing so. And i didnt get shouted out. None of us did. That spoke volumes. He is gone.

>>6551090
Letting Joey know about us was a mistake. Especially linking him to these threads. He no doubt saw some of the underhanded tactics we were involved in and didn't understand we were just trying to protect him from others. Plus being associated with 4chan is never good for someones public image.

>>6532191
he cucked the shit out of rachael ray's shitpipe in the backseat before AND after this video was taken.

>>6551213

I agree. The dreaded christmas card from "4chan.org/ck broeys" let the cat out of the bag. We should have remained in the shadows, with only the light of our monitors illuminating our planning faces. But we stepped into plain view, only to frighten the beast into a half-waddle-half-run... and he galloped into the waiting arms of the kenemy. My granpappy once said you can't unfrighten a buck. Gents, it's over.

>>6550216
>>6550245
King Jack has been fucking it up royally for 7 years. He will never learn and he will never make it.

>>6551415
I still have faith old Joey will return.

NEW VIDEO BROEYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5gus1RjPOM

>>6552467
why is he reviewing rice krispie treats and corn dogs and shit you can get anywhere? Get something unique to review, the dole whip one was good because that is a disney exclusive.

>>6552467
>greasy corndog and a small bag of lays
>8.25$

>>6552699
>disneyworld
everything there is expensive, it's a tourist trap

>>6552644
You expect too much out of Joey.

>fried to perfection

>>6552839
he's in disneyland, not world you fucking illiterate piece of shit

>>6551023
Id better tweet him too just in case he didn't see yours! our boy Ken has to be safe and sound from little trolls like that other guy

>>6553182
god forbid I mixed up disneyworld with disneyland.

calm your tits, your autism is showing.

Reminder that Ken loves you

>>6553878
And I love him.

...love him drinking 2000 calories of milkshakes in one sitting so he dies prematurely so I don't have to ever see his faggot dual-colored facial hair ever again.

>>6553883
Woah man thats mean

>>6553888
I wouldn't hate you Ken if you didn't take money from internet strangers and get a free charity tax write off for it and make a video about to stroke your ego.

SCRATCH IT
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OOH LA LA

>>6553897
The rest is mine~

>>6529140
ALRIGHT GUYS LET'S PARK IT!!!

>>6553896
Wheres the video he made stroking his ego? I thought it was just an off hand comment that he writes off his foods.

>>6554025
there's videos of him donating money to a food bank.

some poor sap sends him money as a "sponsorship" he drives to the food bank, makes a vlog video about it showing him donating money and getting a charity tax receipt. instead of the original sender of the money just donating it themselves, he gives it to him so he can get the right to pay less taxes at the end of the year.

>>6534801
This made me laugh

>>6554025
Oh I think it's the one where he reviews fast food, or maybe the the one where he drives around with a selfie stick and talks about how awesome his life is, or maybe the one where he is a dick to his obviously gay son. It might be the one where he openly admits to writing off other peoples money on his taxes.


tldr: all of his videos

>>6554066
Ive never seen that I think youre making it up my friend or grossly over exaggerating

>>6540716
*cough*

>>6554025
not a video but see
>>6550257

Tell me that picture doesn't scream pure ego. Look at the license plate.

>>6554084
He's just advertising his brand whats wrong with that??

>>6552467
Why doesn't he review their Nutella while he's there?

>>6554087
The fact that "his brand" is eating fast food in his car. Most people that do this do it out of time restraints because they have a real job. Ken's "career" is a constant lunch break. #AuditKenDomik

>>6554207
You are just a jealous whiner troll. It's all you ever do.

>>6554271
Not that guy but stuffing your face with garbage in your car for a living is nothing to be jealous of. It's deplorable really.

That's the only rebuttal ever from Ken Men. "you're just jealous he does that for a living!!!" Ken has the eating habits of a 13 year old boy and I'm sure he's thd laughing stock of his family and friends. I actually felt sorry for him when I saw the Milky Way challenge video. You could tell he was actually taking the the thing very seriously like his life was on the line or something.

>>6554281
Considering its his source of income you could say that it is life threatening!

>>6554075
gesundheit

>>6554281
Pickles are disgusting anyway who even likes them LOL

What do you think the Domik family eats on a regular basis? I bet ol KBD brings home all his leftovers and just keeps it in the fridge so whenever they want they just dump it all on a plate and microwave it.

>>6555362
>ken
>leftovers
Ken always eats it all. His family probably eats proper food and goes to real restaurants while Ken is in his car stuffing his face with triple cheeseburgers from McDonalds. Ken is extremely self-absorbed and doesn't care about his family.

>>6555415
But there's times when Ken is like "Oh I'll save this for Ben" so he obviously does care for his son with all his heart.

Ken is such a unlikable fucking faggot, joey for life.

>>6554281
That may all be true anon... But at the end of the day, what's it to you? There are plenty of people who have jobs that cause them potential illness or disability.

So what? It's nobody's business but theirs.

You do sound awfully jealous. I personally don't care one way or the other what Ken, Joey or even what you, anon do for a living.

Stop the manufactured outrage. it's quite pathetic, really.

>>6555796
Ken donates to charity what does Joey do? Other then be a fat unlikeable piece of shit retard

>>6531975
i know this post is 9 days old but spicy chicken sandwhich is my fucking weakness
great taste anon

>>6555415
>mfw Ken considers feeding his family a business expense

1AM HUNGER ALERT!!!

>>6556131
But it's 7pm?

>>6556169
7PM HUNGER ALERT!!!

>>6556288
But it's almost 8 now u should ave waited 10 minutes and posted it exactly on 8pm you bakalord

>>6556169
>not flying to where it's 1 am just so you can eat and watch a middle-aged man eat fast food in his car

I want to hire KBD Productions TV for my wedding. Do you think he could produce a review of the food at my wedding?

>>6556314
im sure he would actually just toss him a $20 you should try tweeting him or maybe ill do it for you

>>6556314
>wanting ken to write off your entire wedding on his taxes

Fuck off.

>>6556314
Okay I tweeted at him that you want him at your wedding hopefully he sees it. He live sin Canada so hes probably in like -8 time zone or something so he might be asleep

>>6556684
forgot pic

>pretending to like Ken just to piss off Broeys

Pretty sure that's how the Brony fandom started as well. It's like pottery.

>>6557968
>>pretending to like Ken just to piss off Broeys
/ck/

Can transfolk be Ken-folk too? If so then im a Ken-TransWoman!

I noticed Ken eats his chicken nuggets with honey, whats up with that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJz2jIikCGc
New vid Broeys!

>>6559926
NO ONE CARES

>>6559699
Honey is my sauce of choice as well. A little pissed that I share this with the Kenemy tbh

>>6559942
Honey just masks the taste of the chicken nuggets completely like literally all you taste is honey you might as well just be licking it straight out of the container

>>6559926
I love that emotionless "hope you guys are doin great" he does everytime in the middle of a review.

>>6559944
Well Ken has the taste palate of a child so i'm not surprised.

>>6560046
Pickle lover plz

>>6560060
Tasteless pleb pls

>>6560082
dont you have some pickles to suck you homo dumbass?

>>6560086
He says as he's licking the taint of Kenny.

>>6560129
Ken is my friend and we're all part of the Just4UCrew alright buddy? so why dont you just relax and watch some funny kendomik reviews just for you and JUST FOR YOU

>>6560139
>"JUST 4U AND JUST 4U"

Yeah, that's what he tells all of his boipussy.

>>6559926
>1,707mg sodium
>2dry4me

All aboard! Departing for Bloat Island
Dinner will be served promptly after clearing harbor
Lick a salty life jacket if you feel anxious & we apologize for any inconvenience that the delay of caloric intake may cause you

Welcome to paradise

>>6560146
Ken is married with kids you sicko! Don't spread nasty rumours.

>>6560153
>being married
Filing joint taxes = more money
>having kids
claiming dependents on taxes = more money
>eating fast food in your car
?????? = somehow more money

>>6560188
Don't forget soliciting money off children on the Internet for free charity tax write offs!

>>6560188
You guys are just reading into his personal life way too much he doesn't see everything in his life as a walking tax write off get real

>>6559926
I really don't care anymore. There is nothing unique or interesting about le fat focus group man anymore. Ken for as self absorbed as he is at least makes for entertaining hate watching

>>6560285
Be welcome in the warm glow of the Cu/ck/ King Ja/ck/

>>6560235
>he doesn't see everything in his life as a walking tax write off

Yes he does.

>>6560328
no he doesn't!

>>6560329
Go to bed Ben. Your father hates you. I actually feel bad for you. FYI Ken is going to kick you out once he can't claim you as a dependent anymore.

>>6560335
You keep saying this but we all know its not true Ken LOVES his son

>>6560393
Why did your dad roll his eyes at you when you said you would be late to work in his Cadbury McFlurry review

>>6560439
He didn't

we've almost hit the bump limit gang! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO

>>6560448
WOOOWOOOWOOOO!!!

Ah fucking whoo.

>>6560441
Ken did a computer unboxing with Ben and treated him like shit because he hard trouble opening the box (he's a child give him a fucking break) and pretty much took the spotlight in the video because he is the centre of attention. Old bad prick.

>>6561216
Well I mean the channel is called KBDProductions not BigBenStudios okay he's not taking the spotlight from anyone people are there to watch him not his son.

>>6559926
He reminds me too much of Ken right now. The only thing that could take him further in that direction would be shitty editing. Joey pls.

>>6561719
That video was on Ben's channel actually.