/ck/ - Food & Cooking

So this was around $4.50 at Walmart in northern California. Just in case this is horrible, I do have some Sweet Baby Ray's on hand. I know this is a bad idea, but fuck it. Here's one of the front of the jar. Seems fine.

>'BBQ' sauce out of a bottle that consists of nothing besides high fructose corn syrup

Next time make your own sauce and try not buying chicken breasts pumped full of water to artificially increase their weight.

Saged.

Something about the lack of nutrition bothers me, but whatever. Here's the "nutrtional" info on his shitty suace

>>6539878

It's because that 'sauce' is just water and high fructose corn syrup you fucking rube.

>>6539878
Now please post the interesting part: the ingredients.

>>6539886
The lack of molasses bothers me but it's not the worst part.

>>6539893

I could shit a better BBQ sauce out of my anus than that.

THIS is the worst part. I took off the plastic and it was like a thick, brown jell-o horror story. I really do not want to eat this.

>>6539893
>HFCS

Into the trash it goes.

>>6539902

SO

YOU

LITERALLY

MAKE

YOUR

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IT TAKES

3

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I poked it for you, /ck/. Despite that, my finger came out clean. Full zoom-in capabilities because you need to see this shit.

>>6539856
>saging
top kek you fucking faggot

And here it is on my chicken because I'm feeding it to my roommate too. I tasted it before I put it on there and let me tell you it tastes like jell-o ketchup liquid smoke covered in cayenne pepper. It has absolutely nothing sweet about it. No molasses, no brown sugar, just liquid smoke and cayenne pepper. This should make for a great meal.

>>6539917

Why the FUCK would you chop up your chicken before you 'grill' it on that sandwich press?

It's like you WANT your chicken to be dry as fuck.

>>6539893
>proverbs 30:7-9

hahahahahahaha.

It's on a George Foreman grill because I live in an apartment and it's all I have access to at the moment. I forgot to get a picture of it in the sandwich, but the sandwich had some caramelized onions on it and a side of potato salad. We both took a bite of it on our own and it was terrible. I know I said this already, but it has absolutely no "barbeque" flavor in any sense of the word. We ended up mixing it with some Sweet Baby Rays we had lying around and it wasn't super terrible after that, but otherwise this is $4.50 that I will never get back and I would not wish it upon any of you.
>>6539922
Because my roommate is a fucking paranoid retard and was worried it wouldn't cook all the way.
>>6539924
I didn't even notice that, holy shit.

>>6539909
>>6539917

Oh WTF! I thought this might be the ONE thing Jack does right but holy shit that looks so bad. At first I thought you were exaggerating with the "jello" claim but now I clearly see it.

Fuck that fat, retarded man. How can he be that fat while clearly hating food and cooking.

>>6539922
OP bought chicken tenderloins. You do know what those are, right?

>>6539935
They also have his spice mixture and his teriyaki sauce around here but fuck if I'm going to waste any more money on that piece of shit.
>>6539936
It's kind of all they had that wasn't frozen at the shitty Walmart meat area at 5pm on Memorial Day. The meat wasn't terrible, just dry because it was cut up.

it looks like OP and his gay roomate died from instant food poisoning

rest in pieces

>>6539988
We did. Happy Memorial Day, /ck/. Final sauce verdict is 3/10, would eat if it was the only thing left in the house, I guess.

>>6539878
>11g of sugar in 1 tablespoon

>>6539878
>4 cal in 1g of carbs
>40cals in 19g

>>6539909
what the fuck am i looking at

>>6540000

>>6539878
>>6539893
>Proverbs 30:7-9

God bless Ameriga :DDDD

>>6539844
My body is ready, OP

>>6539893
it's ketchup and mustard with garlic

why

>>6539878
>57% sugar

>>6540000
WA LA
A

L
A

>>6540000
I wonder what brand of barbecue sauce his wife uses while he's away on business

>>6540393

Made this today in the slowcooker. Why did it suck

>>6540410
that hot sauce brand is kind of gross

>>6540410
also vinegar and hot sauce is too much together. next time do stock and soy with a small splash of vinegar. add onions, garlic, or ginger and a little sugar if you have any. black pepper and sweet spices will go good with it too, like 5-spice powder.

OP, let us know how your colon feels tomorrow.

>>6539854
I like to think that when Jack was scheming this up he thought "The Best Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste!" was a great name and his mind was probably blown no one had thought to use it before.

>>6540463
The funny thing is that I can't find a video of him using the BBQ sauce. He uses the spice blend all the time in his videos but not the BBQ sauce one to my memory.
>>6540410
Needs more "The Best Teriyaki Sauce"

>>6539854
Nice viral marketing.

>>6540000
>jakatak69
>69

We're going to make BBQ chicken sandwiches.
If those are your ingredients, no you are not. You are taking thin slices of the most over rated, expensive, dry and tasteless part of the chicken, probably grilling or pan frying them to the texture of cardboard, placing in a soft roll made with sugar , and slathering them with ketchup mixed with corn syrup and a little bit of cheap hot sauce, like crystal

>>6539844
>tfw you buying that supports Ja/ck/

>>6540855
>>6539902
>>6539893
>>6539878
>>6539854

>tfw his sauces are just slurm excreted by his slugwife

>>6540883

>>6540393
>>6540407

>>6540915
>>6540918
>Sweden is still exists

>>6540920

>>6540885
Jack Jr. is high test

I guess it isn't unheard of for unattractive parents to produce studs.

>>6539893
It's ketchup, sugar, vinegar, and mustard.
The fat fuck just blended some condiments.

Video horribly related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

>>6540598
I think he used it with his chicken wings

>>6540885
>That smug look on Jack Jr's face
I bet he's cucking his old man.

>>6541253
>high test
>looks like a chubby lump of shit

>>6541253
This is the post that made me leave 4chan.

>>6541422
https://youtu.be/JFNlr6ADRHY?t=7m5s
>If I die from food poisoning I'm gonna leave the show to my son
CONFIRMED

He didn't even make the Totino's Party Pizza™ correctly, he forgot to keep the bag.

how did someone as incompetent as jack manage to make a product and get it picked up by a huge company like walmart?

he strikes me as more of a bad used car salesman

>>6541461
I love that shit. He removes the pizzas before they are done then fucking blames the companies when its not browned and turns out doughey when his fat ass can't heat a pizza properly.

>>6541470
The only thing he's even remotely good at it self-promotion, it seems.

>>6541461
This and the other video are perfect examples of how he can't fucking do anything right. He literally, LITERALLY undercooks every fucking pizza he gets, then blames the company or the pizza and says they're shitty.

>>6540000
are the south park guys cool with his little caricature?

>>6540000
checked
Did he get permission from Google to use the Youtube logo??

>>6541470

on his website, he sounds very successful

>Albertson's supermarkets said that our sauces were all home runs. Walmart senior sauce buyer said that it was the best she has ever tasted in her life. Many great reviews from California butcher shops to New York delis. There is no better. Everything else is just motor oil.

http://thebestsauces.com/

>>6539856
>"Look Ma, I'm le downvoting a cooking thread!"

You lovable little faggot.

“Two things I ask of you, Lord;
do not refuse me before I die:
8
Keep falsehood and lies far from me;
give me neither poverty nor riches,
but give me only my daily bread.
9
Otherwise, I may have too much and disown you
and say, ‘Who is the Lord?’
Or I may become poor and steal,
and so dishonor the name of my God.

More food products need to come with bible verses.

>>6541524
yeah can he? and what about the southpark thing?

>>6541533
>Walmart senior sauce buyer

>>6541546
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/kristin-norman/26/379/906

>>6540000
OP, WalMart has a 100% satisfaction guarantee on their shit. Go bring it back with your receipt and get your money back.

>>6541546
I liked her scene...

>>6541551
>BJs
kek

>>6541435
That's bulk
>>6541422
It's a well known fact that Jack Jr. cucks Jack, he even does it in videos now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd92CmCvLUk
1:31

>>6541558
So you're a pedo.

>>6541731
And you must be Australian if you think that liking drawn things makes you a pedo.

>>6541461
>>6541480
>>6541489

>suggesting that King Ja/ck/ isn't a culinary genius on the forefront of undercooked pizzas

>>6541546
Sauce on that image?

>>6541922
Unteralterbach

>>6541908

>>6541994
>>6541908

How do I get a body like the King? It's so round, almost a sphere. Has he achieved Robotnik mode?

>>6539856
>sageing on /ck/

>>6541546
Maja was one of the better girls.

>>6541908
I think the problem is the sheet pan. If he used a perforated pan or just put the pizza on the rack by itself it would cook more thoroughly and wouldn't be so doughy.

>>6542382
Proof of pan

>>6539909
Jesus, why is that so gelatinous? Did he literally put gelatin in it? What the fuck

>>6542386

I cook like that too. I keep the pan in the oven while the oven preheats.

>>6542671
I don't know. I looked through the ingredients for anything jelly-like but not even pectin can be found. The jar was also not sitting in the fridge, just at room temperature. I tried to make a recipe of his before and it was also shitty. I don't want to lose money but fuck if I'm touching that shit again.

>>6542726
I'd like to see some threads of people trying his recipes which are bound to fail. I don't care really about his sauces since they're obviously lousy and possibly dangerously gelatinous.

>>6542846
Let me get right on that undercooked chicken one

>>6539893
Technically brown sugar is sugar with molasses. So it technically does have it.

New Cuck on the Go, ja/ck/offs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igHTDpOOOY4

>>6544091
Jesus christ, is Harry an alcoholic?

and holy fuck, both families seem like the worse families to serve. Poor qt korean waitress

>>6543527
I know, I saw that, but I promise you there is no hint of it in the taste.

>>6540615
>its being called trash ITT
>viral marketing

K

>>6542029
He doesnt have the mustach for it, but pretty close to Egg Man

>>6544473
Why do people keep asking if he's an alcoholic?

Is anyone else fuckin hooked on this fat idiot's catalog of failures? Every day I check Jack On The Go to see if there's a new video of his fatass family waddling into a Chipotle and being blown away by something pedestrian like sweet potato in a burrito.

Then I check his bullshit cooking channel so I can watch him assemble some sort of canned-good casserole or boneless skinless chicken breasts cooked pink with his horrible sauce slathered over. Or, if I'm really lucky, I'll get to see his chimp brain struggle though the assembly of an egg-peeler he bought off the tv, proudly tossing away the instructions and utterly failing.

>>6539878
>Jakatak69
>Linking to his awful inappropriate for business Youtube channel

>>6544784
Don't forget about the channel where he talks to his brother about how he hates shit like reading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qei3jXCrxr0

>>6544819
Holy FUCK

>>6540000
>Uses an avatar created on a South Park website on an actual product to sell in actual stores

Holy shit

>>6541908
I swear some of those peppers are still fucking frozen somehow.

Jack looks lik the kind of guy that wears flip flops everywhere and shouts at his wife and kids in public

I can't wait to see his reaction when he finally sees threads like this talking about how his son wants to fuck his wife.

>>6544819
I like the one where he says that he thinks being gay is a choice. His brother asks him if he made a conscious decision to be straight and not be attracted to men, and Jack immediately says that yes, he did.

Which explains a lot.

Has anyone ever wanted to know how to make hockey pucks and call them yorkshire puddings?

https://youtu.be/bUMiZKyM6AA

>>6544897
Man, I miss his old kitchen. I forgot that it was a retrofitted laundry room.

I keep leaving bad comments on his videos. Who else?

Man thanks /ck/ This guy seemingly can not do anything right and i hat his fucking fat ass face.
But i watch his shit and i dont know why

>>6544897
Apparently he didn't put enough oil in it. How do you fuck that up? I could make those under anesthesia if I had to.

>>6544784
He's just so fucking delusional it's fascinating. How can someone that age be that blissfully unaware of anything and everything?
Jack's levels of gross incompetence boggle the mind.

>>6544891
Need link fucking now

>>6539844
Oh boy. Tyson chicken and hfcs laden bread. I can hardly wait.

>>6544628
Publicity is publicity. Good or bad does not matter.

>>6545187
Trust me, it's not the shitty Walmart chicken and buns that made this horrible.

>>6545151
About a minute in https://youtu.be/hdVaXElbqI8

>>6544743
Probably because he looks like he's in really rough shape, especially when compared to his wife.
Maybe his wife just looks too good, I bet it's a green card marriage.

>mfw Jack has a beautiful family and Joey has nothing
Why is life so unfair?

>>6539893
>HFCS
Into the trash it goes.

<--- THIS is good BBQ sauce, and no nasty HFCS. Get on my level, OP, or GTFO.

>>6539856
You fucking mad m8

>>6540407
>Another Stubbs fan
MAH NIGGAH!

>>6545295
Joey went to Disney land recently, he has to have some sort of family.

>>6545297
I'm always looking for good sauces, my man. I've been wanting to try this for a bit on pulled pork. And I do want to toss the jar in the garbage but someone else said that Walmart takes it back and there's no way in hell I'm using it again.

>>6542386
Fuck I have that exact same pan with the exact same stains.

My pizzas cook perfectly every time..... that I remember to take the cardboard off

>>6540000
Should have just gone to Fazoli's.

>>6545314
Knowing Hellmart they'll package it back up and sell it to someone else. Just toss it and forget it, call it a learning experience.

BTW go to somewhere like Winco and Stubbs is about half the price of anywhere else. You're welcome.

>>6541435
No fucking way Jack Jr. pulls a top tier female like Rebecca if he's not high test

Look at the way she smiles at him before they eat together.

>>6545335
Jack Jr. Is a real player.
That little nigga will fuck all the sluts, he just needs to get off his perma bulk.

>>6545335
That's a man though

>>6545335
>top tier female
jesus christ go outside or something. she's not especially attractive

>>6544743
Have you never been around drunk people?
He's acts exactly like that

>>6544924
does he take them down or respond?

>>6545295
Jack Jr confirmed for H I G H T E S T

>>6545232
>american way of thinking

>>6544784
I'm a HUGE fan of his latest review on the juicer.

>groans because there are like 5 total parts to the juicer
>attaching the parts together is like "remodeling his bathroom" to him
>repeats over and over that he hates reading anything
>bitches because the fruits and vegetables need to be cut and it's too much work for him
>throws a random fuckload of cayenne pepper into his little cup of orange juice because he's so used to throwing random fuckloads on his meats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I552G3u_adU

It's a great video.

>>6545450
Who can possibly enjoy orange juice with that much cayenne? No wonder he's such a fatass, he can't even stomach orange juice.

>>6545450
>Says the white version is cheaper
>Talks about all the cool stuff the non-white version does
>Can even make nut-butter

Is he repeating what his wife says about her boyfriends?

>>6545297
My nig. This shit it good as fuck. I cooked some pork chops and put this shit on it. Goddamn. I should get some more.

>>6545474
>I just love that plunger
>it fits snugly in there

Yup he probably is.

>>6545450
Says this is one i would get
hasnt even tested it yet
jesus

>>6540000
Oh holy fuck, it's made by THIS guy?
His video's have shown up in food gore threads https://youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbk

>>6545297
Based Stubbs. Stumbled upon this shit one day. Maybe it's just cause I grew up eating KC masterpiece bullshit but I love this stuff.

>>6540885
Imagine being raised by these people.. No wonder jr is getting fat. Poor thing.

>>6545621
You just realized this now?
The entire thread is about cucking with Jack.

>>6545450
>Jack can't stomach juice from green leafy vegetables
>His wife likes it

Fuck. Imagine if jack hadn't ruined his wife with his awful shit cooking. She needs to lose about 50lbs and divorce that worthless blob.

>>6545621
Funnily enough that's the first video of his I watched.
>>6545682
She seems to have better taste than him from what I've seen.

>>6545450
He makes that juicer look fucking terrible.

>>6545621
>he adds the entire container of cool whip
>"don't use that imitation stuff"
>my face the entire fucking time

>>6545677
I posted my reply before I'd read the entire thread

>>6543527
Lol

>>6545677
All of /ck/ is about the Netorare King

>>6545682
More like 150lbs

>>6539878
>19g serve
>11g from sugar

Oh, good.

>>6546433
Despite that, it's not sweet in the slightest; not even with the HFCS. It's just liquid smokey pepper jell-o with garlic powder.

>>6545450
>his son has a face of pure disgust at that orange juice and cayenne pepper.
which brings up the question of, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND PUTS CAYENNE PEPPER IN ORANGE JUICE!

>>6546454
The same type of person who eats raw chicken.

>>6546429
HOT

>>6544819

> ZION

New World Order confirmed.

>>6541487
It's not like it's even that hard when you lack basic shame and awareness like the King

>>6545335
Stop posting, Jack Jr.

>>6546591
MILD

>>6547614
WHITE

>>6540000

Is it the best sauce you've ever tasted though?

>>6547885
If it were the only sauce I would ever taste in my entire lifetime and have ever tasted, then yes. We still can't believe how bad it was for any sauce, but especially for barbeque sauce. I had low expectations coming in, but nothing could have prepared us for that. I'm kind of curious if the "Sauce" (ie. jell-o) was just a bad batch or if they're ALL this gelatinous goo shitty? I wish I could send you all free samples of this shit so you can taste this mess.

>>6547932

Contact him, maybe he'll send you some of his sauces as an apology

>>6547940
I'll have to butter him up a bit; tell him I love his recipes (barf) and maybe he'll send me a new one to try. I'm interested in his teriyaki sauce because that's so hard to fuck up. Then again I thought the same about BBQ sauce.

>>6547948

Do it
For you
For us
For Jack

I mean, his sauces in his videos really aren't that gelatinous. I think. So maybe you did get a bad batch, or they just don't sell and have been standing there for some years

>>6547962
I should have checked the expiration date probably. I'm afraid of his herb mixture because I know it's going to be like 50% garlic powder and onion powder and other shitty "herbs" that don't count

Is king jack the ultimate house nigger?

>>6545295
Jack Jr is a vanilla gorilla

Is jack the DSP of cooking?

>>6547172
>That fucking shirt

If there is any justice in the world this man will get butt cancer soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsGFQhns4w0
jesus fuck that GREEN olive oil

>>6549457
>uses "beautiful" to describe it like three times in a row
Oh Jack

Hold on. Hold on.
I thought those Yorkshire puddings were bad, but did you guys actually SEE this?? 3:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_IbyC7suoU

More Jack Attack! OP, have you written that email yet?

>>6545297
>>6545297

FUCK yes! I've only tried the original but I loved it..and now I want to try the rest.

best barbecue sauce:

honey + chipotle sauce

>>6545297

I really want to try out the Stubbs sauces but they're so expensive, man. At least here. How much do they cost in Americaland?

Can you find all of the problems with these recipes?

https://youtu.be/Je3V7U5Ctj4

Also, would you cook this 3 course meal for a loved one on Valentine's day?

https://youtu.be/B09RF0ImYB8

>Dude's in his 40's
>All of his official avatars of himself are either from XBL or South Park
>He actually uses them for advertising

>>6550835

So what's your point?

>>6550835
>south park avatar
i thought that was really weird when i saw that on his bbq sauce bottle.

>>6550849
That its unprofessional and retarded? Would you buy a product from someone who's official logo was a MLP version of themselves?

>>6550872

There's a different between XBL avatars/South Park characters and MLP shit.
I mean, sure, it's not exactly professional but it's better than a Soni-Jack or something whose superpowers are being the most powerful hedgehog in the world and cooking stuff

>>6550881
My point was simple. In _any_ media, when is it OK to use someone else's work? What if a plumbing company decided to use Mario as their official company logo and put it everywhere? But they changed the letter on his hat and made him orange? It just seems unprofessional, like you can't come up with something on your own. He could've hired someone to make a logo for him that wasn't just a modified version of an existing piece of media.

>>6550906

I don't know how he started but it might have been with him using a South Park avatar or his XBL avatar and then, after he had a couple of thousand subscribers (I'm mad jelly like his sauce) he decided to sell stuff so he used what his viewers knew, his avatars.
I agree with you but I can see where he's coming from if this here really is his angle. And not just plain laziness.

>>6539844
dont buy shit from walmart.

>>6550926
>tfw i go to uni and do all my shopping from wally world

>>6550923
Actually, he started selling the sauce first and made the youtube channel specifically to market the sauces.

>>6550929

Oh. Well. Then this is just very silly but I guess it's cheaper than paying somebody to draw up some original character do not steal

>>6549312
I broke a Wiimote out of sheer rage when something like that happened to me about 3 years ago. Mario Kart ruins lives mane.

shouldn't we consult both south park and Google to see if he is allowed to use both the south park character and the youtube logo? I feel like he is making money off other peoples services

>>6550928
wally word is not the cheapest.

>>6549457
IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>6549457
>RASPBERRY
>CHICKEN

holy fuck /ck/ this might be the worst thing i've ever seen

I love when the King relaxes his face muscles completely in order to understand something being said to him. His primitive chimp brain cannot maintain a facial expression and understand something at the same time.

>>6551623
He deserves to burn.

>>6551623
>call of duty black ops poster
what the fuck this guy is in his 40's

>>6546454
>>6545456
>>6545450
its to clear your sinus you dolts.
there's a method to the madness.

daily reminder that ja/ck/ is the ourest of our guys

>>6551654
>>6551674

Can you believe that other guy is his older brother? From what I've seen, his brother is vastly smarter, healthier, and more coherent than King Jacko.

>>6551685

>>6540407
dear god yes, i picked up some of this shit for the first time last week and dear god it is delicious

>Has a thermometer
>Chicken still ends up raw

How has his family not died of salmonella?

>>6551776
Superior genes.

I don't know how King Jack himself has survived though.

>>6551779
Probably from sacrificing his balls to the Cu/ck/ Gods

>>6540598
he used it in his last rib smoking video. looks like literal grape jelly.

>>6550753
like tree fiddy

>>6552206
literal grape jellyness confirmed.

>>6552263
>>6550753

In Texas it's about $2.50 for the smaller bottles, I think $4.50 for the large ones.

Who else is ja/ck/in' it? I'm about to go out for a meal but I'm watching Jack fuck up food beforehand.

>>6552909
Good dea, however, ja/ck/s sauce about $4.50

>>6553723
Ate some cheese with garbanzo beans lazily melted into it earlier.

Also jacked it otherwise, earlier. Felt pretty okay.

>>6545450
He sounds like a dumbass child jfc

>>6550828
I'm feeling genuine anger over that cheesecake picture

>>6539924
>>6539934
>>6540135
“Two things I ask of you, Lord;
do not refuse me before I die:
Keep falsehood and lies far from me;
give me neither poverty nor riches,
but give me only my daily bread.
Otherwise, I may have too much and disown you
and say, ‘Who is the Lord?’
Or I may become poor and steal,
and so dishonor the name of my God

>>6553723
Been Ja/ck/in' it for the last 2 hours, watching the King fail to make simple dishes. I'm so mad right now

I wish I could gut your family and eat them on my sandwiches.

>>6553756

And 4.50 really is nothing when you consider that they are the best sauces you've ever tasted

>>6553874
One of the comments is "If any guy presented me that cheesecake I'd dump him right there."

>>6553874
Is it the premade cheesecake filling from a tub, or the pie crust that pisses you off more?

>>6549457

"beer can chicken"
>uses raspberry cider
>keeps calling it beer

>>6540000
nice quads op

>>6545621
Do you think he licked the cream cheese wrapper off screen?

poor child, he is not used to his food being fresh

>>6539844
He paid $4.63/lb for fucking chicken breast
>>6539854
$4.50 for diarrhea
>>6539917
>>6539934
And cooked it on a George Foreman.


Thank you for your service OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwHT2SuNOi8

this one looks amazing

>>6555645
>3 people
>6-8 chins

>>6555645
These smoothies are so pointless, the machine removes all fibers from the vegetables and fruit.
Might as well drink sugar water.

>>6555910
It's mainly for old people and people who have trouble chewing food. They're supposed to add soluble fiber to their diet otherwise

>>6555318
Even worse than the other video where he uses reds apple ale and calls it beer.

What happend to his p90x attempt

>>6556414
He didn't do it but he still made gains anyways.

Dosent Jack Know that beer can chicken is a myth as the temp inside the can never even gets close to the boiling point of water never mind alcohol

>>6555873
I usually hate the term, but honestly, that is the memeiest memefood that ever memed.

>>6556254
That's basically what King Jack's testicles look like, seeing as Little Jack has been locked up since his honeymoon. After his weekly punishment sessions though, his balls are as pink and raw as his chicken in this review. https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>6556708
ill never understand why he hasnt taken this down yet

>>6556708
>the comments on that video
It boggles my mind how this man has over 100k subscribers.
Do people just not see that he's a blithering idot?

Just found another gem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY4tkDuwJ58
Skip to 8:50 when he's trying the chick fia sauce. The lady is telling him all the sauces they have and he thinks that they are all in the chick fila sauce.

>>6556708
how is this a successful channel

In the bluetooth video.

"This pork needs to cook to 160"

but why? trichinosis is pretty much gone and dies at 137 anyways, and pork is fully cooked at 145

Nothing comes close to this stuff.

>>6544819
it's so funny watching jack's open-mouthed mildly annoyed stare when his brother tries to explain something and then he just starts laughing and agreeing when his bro says reading sucks

>>6545335
>holding chopsticks like that
>top tier

>>6557741
With his name right above him like that, he looks like a mob in an MMO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ju39A-G0Dk

pasta fazool

>>6545450
man using that juicer looks fun as fuck, if i had cash i'd cop one

>>6557781
What the fuck?!
Worse than Marie!

>>6550828
"the last thing you want to do is fill your lady up on Valentine's"

"...at least with the dinner you'll be cooking"

Also
>Jack giving relationship advice.

>>6557868
The implication is that the bull is going to be the one filling his lady up

>>6556437
>never mind alcohol
Alcohol boils at lower temp. than water.
Not that it matters in this case.

>>6558076
"Jack, your wife's asshole tastes better than this cheesecake"
>"Y-you too, Tyrone"

the big question about Jack "jackatak69-from-the jackshack-he'll-never-empty-his-sack-and-reading-is-wack" Scalfani is, how self aware is he?

sometimes in interviews he seems to be aware that his target audience is the lowest common denominator of slobbish numb-paletted buffoons that ever did live and if that's truly his intention then he's done a fairly good job of pretending his recipes are for normal people. It's probably not pure luck that both his sauce and media escapades haven't both tanked yet because god knows the quality of either isn't enough to promote itself. He also never really claims to be amazing and can admit when he's wrong so he's not completely deluded.
But then there are the warning signs like when he makes york-shy-our puddings which he would know were wrong if he looked at even one reference photo. he doesn't understand that the main purpose of cooking chicken is to make it no longer raw, not as a way to add more flavor which is a consistent theme in his videos, he always focuses on what he can add to meals to mask his mistakes rather than actually cooking it right. This indicates he really has no idea what he's doing
Also the people who know him also show that he has more character flaws, his wife and son are irritated by him to the point of mainly ignoring him or answering him monosyllabically and his brother has to explain to him what a book or a homosexual is like he's a child.

it just seems like he's always putting on an act, and the only time he's really himself is when he's handcuffed to a chair and made to watch a black bull mount his wife while she's riding another

>>6558264
11/10 kek'd heartily

>>6545450

"I GOTTA PEEL THE ORANGE, THE LEMON, LIKE WHY?"

Because do you want orange and lemon peel in your juice?

>>6558291
I'm picturing him now sitting down with an orange and just eating the whole thing like an apple without peeling it.

Lazy man's fruit.

>>6557781

Macaroni with tomato water

https://youtu.be/VY4tkDuwJ58?t=1m27s

So what's better, /ck/?

This guy is the worst. Honestly, i really don't know why he makes videos. I know that his wife and son secretly hate him. What happened with his other son?

I'm pretty sure I saw some guy /jack/ing it on a bus yesterday

>>6558799
Someone was watching his videos in public?

>>6559006
That's what I thought I saw, I could be losing it. It was in Cambridge, MA

>>6557781

Where's the problem with that? Except, well, it's really watery but as he said, just put in less water or let it cook longer if you want it thicker

>>6545297
How does this compare to Sweet Baby Ray's?

>>6550681
As someone who occasionally uses instant roux this disgusts me.

>>6559305
It's a richer flavor imo.

>>6557150
He has 100k subs but his views are far far below that which has lead many to believe that he paid for most of them to help boost the channel.

>>6557150
>>6559335
Keep in mind his channel is old as fuck, I believe he has been doing videos since 2006.
It's not that impressive, most old youtube channels that put out regular videos have a much higher subscriber count.

>>6559285
there's nothing wrong with it, people just get off on hating someone. most of his videos are shit but that one is okay.

marie fried garlic and onions in oil, then threw away the garlic and onion and added the oil to the sauce. then threw away half of the oil. that's all kinds of retarded, his soup is just simple.

>>6557781
tomato purrie

>>6557781
why doesn't he just put the rest in?

It's pissing me off more than it should

>>6558264
Please write a full dissertation on Jack.
I would pay good money to read it.

>>6558317
I'm sure Jack Jr. doesn't hate his dad as much as we think.
His wife however, shows a lot of signs of remorse and loathes even being near him

>>6545297
I just bought some sticky sweet cuz the shill is strong and worked.

It tastes great. Not too much depth to it though. Very sweet as the name says. Goes great with chicken. I've been mixing some chili flakes into it to make it not so...boring?
Any recommendations on which flavor I should get next?

>>6559064
I'd be more willing to believe someone was just jerking off in public. That would probably be less humiliating.

>>6540000
>Jakatak69

>>6559997
I think the resentment with jack jr is soon to come, the way he talks down to that kid is just awful.

>>6545474
>non-white version makes peanut butter
You just can't make this stuff up.

>dank jack jr memes

I've found it, brehs, proof positive of Jack's wife's negroid preferences: https://youtu.be/uQOnMVnstfE?t=5m47s

5:47 if you're on a retarded device. Also he tries to cut a wooden spoon with a cermaic knife.

>>6560646
What am I even watching.

What. Just, what.

>>6560646
>cuts wooden spoon with ceramic knife
>it breaks
>does it 4 more times
>maybe it wasn't a good idea
well jack, looks like it's time for someone to take you at back.

>>6560646
Hue

>>6560646
>Why does my high carbon water quenched steel blade keep snapping!

>>6560656
JACK JACK JACK JACK

Guys, is this Jack's stupidest video yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HwKNmb_o20

I can't even tell if he is joking... the buffoonery is too strong

>>6561652

What's the problem? It's two non-English words, one of which is an acronym.

>>6561652
>Spanish is the same as Latin American

>>6545621
>"Almost like a dessert"
A whole package of whipped cream, a whole sache of jello.

>"It's got so many veggies in it"
Pretty sure the sugarcheese heart attack bath cancels it out.

>>6561999
Nice trips.

Here's another of Aunt Myrna's recipes.

https://youtu.be/NSxfNFEyDLE

Note that the filling includes an entire box of powdered sugar.

Jack is essentially DSP if he had a shameful lovebaby with Moviebob.

>>6555758
I paid $6.19/lb for the same chicken.

>>6561807
Well they don't sound alike unless you mispronounce both and in which context would you possibly misconstrue those words? Are you serving gazpacho to the Gestapo?

>>6544819
>"reading sucks"
>releases book

>>6562024
Thanks, trawling through his channel for the REALLY cringey ones is pretty time consuming considering he uploads so often.
>"All us foodies"
>Box of sugar.
Jesus christ.

>>6562137
>>6562024
Is Aunt Myrna in ISIS?

>>6560632
lol did he make that?

>>6562147
yeah, screencapped it from his instagram account

>>6562056
Why nigga? I can get fresh cut chicken breast at Albertsons from the butcher section it's not pumped full of that saline solution but i have to do a little trimming and cutting but for 1.99 a lb it's worth it

>>6560646
>'Somehow i burnt this'
>'Mustve left it too close to the fire on the stove'

Why would you edit and compile this and upload it to the internet.

>>6541461
>takes a bite and chews for a good 15 seconds before showing any reaction
>"oh god"
>throws pizza down

I think he actually liked it. he only made fun of it to keep his "chef" image

Is his sauce seriously named "The best bbq sauce you'll ever taste?"
I haven't even watched this dudes videos and I hate him already.

>>6562565
Welcome to the fold. Be embraced by the warm stupidity of King Jack of House Scalfani.

>>6557209
I know the Chikfila sauce has honey mustard and barbecue sauce in it, and ranch being in it as well makes sense. They have more than 3 sauces that you can get there.

>>6562717
>actually defending the King

>>6560632
lel does he even get the point of maymays?