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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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we're doing it right tonight, /ck/. fresh, delicious spring veg with fruit and cheeses, fresh crusty bread and local, uncured salami. everything is ripe and bursting with flavor, refreshing and satisfying.


but wait, a hot dish awaits, individual bowls steaming with a fragrant treat. what's underneath?

>> No.6539400
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the table being set, we're almost ready to tuck in to our elegant late spring repast, including our bowls of

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a little more detail. the wooden board is hand made olive wood from Italy, and the brie is a very nice triple creme with a good tang to it.

>> No.6539560

Ok, finished. It was amazing, and the secret dish that completed our meal comes next!

>> No.6539562
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>Wa la!

>> No.6539567

>>6539420
>the wooden board is hand made olive wood from Italy
good for you, no one gives a fuck.

>> No.6539572

No one cares

>> No.6539585

>>6539562
What makes this amazing is that you truly thought people would think this is funny.

>> No.6539622

>>6539562
That was so funny

>> No.6539673

>>6539562
I'm angry that I chuckled at this

>> No.6539790

>>6539585

??

I did it because *I* thought it was funny, dude.
>2002+13
>implying I give a fuck about you

>> No.6539804

I did actually make a noteworthy discovery during this escapade, /ck/, which i will also share with you:


>tear small peice of bread
>add
>brie
>slice of pear
>slice of cheddar
>holy fucking shit

that was amazing, I'm going to try making this as an amuse bouche and broiling it for like, 20 seconds. It was seriously fucking amazing

>> No.6539813

>>6539392

>butter dish

what a huge faggot

>> No.6539827
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>>6539813
Where do you keep your butter?
in the fridge?

>> No.6539830

>>6539585
This.

>>6539790
CRY MOAR.

>> No.6539837

This thread is the least funny, cringiest thing I've seen on /ck/ since that 'home made lasagna' guy thread.

Less funny than that lunatic who posts about his shitty BBQ and chain-steak restaurant meals.

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>>6539562

>> No.6539864

>>6539830
You're the one crying, pussy.

>> No.6539871

>>6539790
>2001+14
>being this defensive.

>> No.6540046

>>6539871

>2016-1
>implying lulz are not had with or without audience participation

implying

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Dank thread tbh

>> No.6540240

>>6540055

that has got to be one of the best pepes I've ever seen

>> No.6540246

>>6540240

It's always nice to see him back to his old cheerful self

>> No.6541371

I want to thank /ck/ for a nice evening and a hearty chuckle, cheers m8s

>> No.6541496

>>6540055
That's the waitress! Charlie will be pissed.

>> No.6541516

>>6540046

>implying you even actually still think this is funny.

>> No.6541548

>>6539804
Since you appear to have good brie at hand, here's a little secret for you, OP:
>brie goes better on a nice salad or lettuce leaf than on bread

>> No.6541569

>>6541548
his brie is from trader joe's you knob

>> No.6541617

>>6541516

I do, I actually get a chuckle every time I see the thread, it's still amusing the piss out of me. I put i on Facebook too and it was funny there too

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>>6539562
Nice
>>6540240
Here's one you might like too

>> No.6541626

>>6541548

How the fuck am I going to toast a lettuce leaf tho?

>>6541569

It is surprisingly good tho.

>> No.6541677

>>6539562
it's voila

>> No.6541704

>>6539790
of course you give a fuck, you're a little tryhard attention-seeking bitch, how could you not?

>> No.6541851

>>6541569
Well, I was being too benevolent over the internet and gave OP an actual tip by mistake. My bad.

>> No.6541852

>>6541626
>toast a lettuce leaf
Wrap

>> No.6541856

>>6541677
It's "voilà", actually.

>> No.6541861

i dont like when english people say 'veg'

i dont like when english people describe a dish as 'quite nice'

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>>6541704