/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6537070
damn I have been craving shrimp

You could do an asian sauce and rice or make a po boy

>>6537070
Obtain a bag if microwave popcorn. Slit the side of the bag. Insert jumbo shrimp. Close slit with box tape. Pack lunch. No need to refrigerate as microwave popcorn needs no refrigeration.

At work, make popcorn as directions on bag indicate.

Wah-Lah: Delicious popcorn shrimp.

>>6537076

does that even work?

>>6537075

if I do make cook them in some asian sauce, will they last until tomorrow?

>>6537109
It's fucking awesome. Especially if you use the top tier buttery flavoured microwave popcorn parcels.

>>6537076
Sounds like burnt fucking shrimp

>>6537070
Saganaki is good.

>>6537127
It steams in the bag for fucks sakes. Unless you burn the popcorn the shrimp will be tender and savory.

Cajun shrimp. Sautéed. Takes 15 minutes and it goes well with rice.

>>6537070
throw em on the barbie

>>6537181
That's disgusting.

>>6537397
get a load of this pissweak softcunt

>>6537181
Oh yeah?

>>6537398
Foul mouth, waste of shrimp.

Go stand on your head anon. Oh wait. You already are.

>>6537443
Come join me if you want m8 we can play hide the prawn

>>6537451
No thanks. It was my ancestors that got rid of your ancestors and I see no need to revisit the relationship.

>>6537427

I don't know what I expected

>>6537070
I've always liked keeping the shrimp whole with shells and head and frying them in oil with salt. So good.

>>6537473
we can teach you how to not be such a poofter and how to win at cricket ya pommy cunt

>>6537496
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SOUR POMS EVERYWHERE

>>6537504

>>6537496

>>6537504
Not everyone cares about that sort of thing you know. I know you do... but not everyone.

Now what does this have to do with cooking again? Oh yes. The ashes. Shrimp on the barbie.. I see the connection.

>>6537076
lel i took that serious longer than i should have

>>6537511

>>6537513
Look you sensitive little wog why don't you take a chill pill I just save cric whiel scrolling and I don't really care about prawns or whatever nonsense you're spouting.

Stay sour, stay upset and stay obsessed.

Watch as you reply to this post like the sorry sad fuckwit you are at 5:30 in the morning, simply cause you can't resist me :^)

Go on then give us a kiss

>>6537513
What's the matter with you did you shit your pants and have yet to have them changed today?

can you drag a grill to work?

>>6537070
Shrimp on the barbie son. Lime juice and some spices. Throw em on a salad, wa la!

>>6537520
You're just pissed because your great great great granny was a gin whore.

>>6537528
Very original. I mean really. You put such effort into that.

You must speak from experience?

>>6537541
She was a good lay too.

Good doggy replying like I said ya would.

>5:30 in the morning
>you're here in an endless cycle of being salty at strangers on a Siamese string instrument symposium

Ask yourself m8, do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?

>>6537546
No need to get all buttfrustrated poopy pants just phone 999 and tell em you need a fresh nappy

>>6537546

How about you don't be a dick and stink up the break room by microwaving sea food? It's called being considerate.

Is everyone in here completely bonkers tonight?

Anyway. How about lightly sautéing your shrimps, using them in a salad or perhaps a noodle soup? Anything you cook through then refrigerate will last til lunch tomorrow.

>>6537555
>>6537551
>>6537546
>>6537528
You have autism and are the cancer killing /ck/.

Shame on you.

>>6537558
Terrible idea.

>>6537514
It's delicious. The lightly steamed shrimps are tender and have a delightful buttery flavour.

>>6537558
I'm about to bonk your mum tbh

>>6537560
Why is this terrible? Or are you one of the nutters?

>>6537564
If he does that he risks contracting yuromisotis poisoning and is supporting the patriarchal rape culture you swine.

>>6537564
I nutted in your mums eye tbh

holy fucking shit I leave for a couple hours and this thread turned into /pol/

either way, thanks for the ideas, I'll throw them in the barbie, but I'll never be able to remove that Barbie image out of my head

>>6537572
fuck off shrimp dick

>>6537572
This thread is so fucked now it's not funny.

Poms and Ausfags have gone crazy.

>>6537578
>>6537572
samefag

>>6537580

yeah no, try again

>>6537581
>>6537578
samefag

>>6537578
Every time the Aussiefags and the Poms take after each other the thread instantly devolves into a shit show. You'd think they could get along, but no.

That's probably why they live so fucking far apart. Start a war otherwise.

what is going on here

Isn't jumbo Shrimp just Prawns renamed so that they get more money out of selling it?

>>6538284
Prawns are a froo-froo British term for shrimp. Fuck it, we only eat shrimp in America. And shrimp can be big or they can be small.

>>6537070
The plural of shrimp is not shrimps, it's shrimp, you shit head.

>>6537076
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

IF YOU ARE GONNA GIVE FUCKING COOKING ADVICE YOU SHOULD AT LEAST NOT GIVE ADVICE THAT FOOD POISONS THE PERSON TRYING OUT THE ADVICE. YOU PRICK. I'M HOME FROM WORK SICK BECUASE IF YOU!!! ASSHOLE.

>>6538901
no way
stop it

>>6538901
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>6538901
I want to believe.

>>6538901
I really want this to be a real post.

>>6538324
"Jumbo shrimp" is my second favourite oxymoron next to the pillhead who lives at my corner. She's entertaining.

>>6538328

oops, sorry, English is my second language, I'll keep this in mind. thanks for the correction

>>6537583

wrong again

>>6539459
>>6539459
samefag

>>6538328
Let's see you communicate in OP's 1st language now.