/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I guess if I wanted to burn the absolute shit out of everything like they did that all looks awful

>those two fish slabs for the two token women who were probably on the team

>>6536249
Those steaks looks burnt to hell

>>6536249
>not letting the grill heat up before throwing it on

jesus christ learn to cook

>massive flareups
oh hey, cancer
sweet

>Actually clicking on weather.com clickbait

>>6536249
>I'M AM MAN CUZ I CUK WITH FIRE!!!!!!

0/10 it's the amount of temperature for the item being cooked not the "oh my god that shit is hot as fuck!"

At best your little new meme is good for cooking the shit out of meat fast as fuck leaving the inside raw as fuck.

>>6536249
I bet you're one of those faggots who follow "I fucking love science" on Facebook.

>not pre-seasoning the steaks
>not using real lava but instead some cheap manufactured lava out of a bottle
>not pouring the lava directly on top of your steak to ensure 100% thermal coverage

These guys are complete amateurs and don't know the first thing when it comes to cooking with lava. Have them come to Hawaii, we'll show them how it's done.

>>6536271
Oh hello token time traveling misogynist from the 50's.

Gender norms don't exist and don't constitute who likes fish.

>>6536249
I'd do it if it was slow, viscous lava. If it was that runny Hawaiian shit, then no.

This thread makes me happy in my no-no.

>>6536321
i thought they would be smart enough to let the grills heat up but nope

i felt bad for the fish because they are going to stick burn andbe undercooked

>>6536407
>Gender norms don't exist and don't constitute who likes fish.

fuck off back to tumblr, whale.
The only people who choose fish over steak are women and inbred chinks.

>>6536249
Technically I could do it at work, but considering our smelting oven is the size of a large house and the molten rock is pored onto huge spinners it wouldn't exactly be the best situation.

Guess I could cook some hotdogs or something when we drain off excess iron.

>>6536407

found the woman

Research dollars at work.

>>6536552
And people from islands or peninsulas in Europe? I'm from a European city almost entirely surrounded on three sides by mountains and the last side by the sea. As such, beef isn't terribly popular for us and I (likely most of us, actually), would choose fish over steak, depending on the species of fish.

>>6536678
>I'm from a european city
In other words you're already gay. Opinion discredited.

>>6536689
That doesn't make any sense, Anon. Homosexuality is not linked to one's place of origin. Don't be daft.

>>6536407
found the psuedo emo, edgy girl who goes on le chan :^)

clearly you haven't grown up in america

>>6536271
>not eating for nutrition
>eating for taste

found the chick, or fat man

>>6536407
>muh soggy knees!!
Get fucked.

Isn't lava supposed to stink of sulfur?

>>6536792
Do you get this buttblasted in public too?

>>6536249
god damn waste of steak... a few minutes on each side and they'd come out beautiful

although i'm not sure how safe it is to eat something cooked with lava heat. I assume there's nothing too dangerous about that

>>6536407
you might be on the wrong website

>>6536798
Depends on the specifics, but usually is the case in my experience, yes.

If I had the resources, why not?
You can probably make a bad ass stir fry

>>6536678
>would choose fish over steak
yeah ok

But honestly filets that small as in the video? Highly doubtful, unless you are in fact a girl

>>6536609
This

As soon as I clicked the link, I looked around for a watermark and sure enough, there's a university

>>6536881
Didn't watch the video so had no idea how small the portions might have been. All the same, I fucking love me some fish, Anon. I'm basically a pelican.

>>6536944
I'm not that other guy, and I like my salmon too, but I like a fat salmon steak and I like it slipping off the skin when I pull it

The fish in the video is some muh dieting portions slim cut of fish, which is practically the same as someone ordering a bowl of salad, it's something you think girls do, and exactly what my mom and aunt get

if you didn't watch the video, you miss the context

>>6536968
We don't have salmon in my country (well, we do now, imported from Norway), so it wouldn't be my fish of choice, really. We have a lot of pilchards/sardines, swordfishes, sharks and mahimahi, though, as well as tunas. And they're all delicious.

>>6536968
Could be girly diet portions for stupid women, or they could be masculine nouvelle cuisine portions for gentlemen who understand food.

>>6536984
>mahimahi, though, as well as tunas
Those, too

I haven't tried the others mentioned, I don't think I've even seen swordfish

>>6536988
>or they could be masculine nouvelle cuisine portions
>cuisine
>burnt over literal lava
Sure thing, and then they drank a fine pinot noir to wet their beaks after

>>6537000
Pilchards are just big sardines. They're great.

Swordfish and most sorts of shark all taste alike. Kind of like skate/ray. IE, it's fucking delicious.

>>6536249

>no seasoning
>no oil of any kind
>cold grill
>grate literally 3 inches from heat source
>no tongs
>everything literally burnt to shit

I'm crying over here. that's $40 worth of steak literally thrown in a fire

bastards.

a tuna steak is really really good

but i like regular steak too

relax gentlemen :o)

Aside from the flare ups and the hockey puck results, every time I've gotten near real lava everything stunk of sulfur, so no thanks.

>balls

Yeah, none of those guys would last two nights in a real kitchen.

>>6537077

That's because real lava comes from a volcano where there's lots of sulfur, not a vat of melted silicon. You idiot.

>>6536407

>>6537296

You're not coming of sounding smart, just so you know.

>reading comprehension

>>6536702
This statement is gayer than Ryan Seacrest at a Provincetown Clambake

>>6536249
What the fuck? At 5:20 they literally drop it in the lava and turn the steak black by the end of it

Reminds me of when i was an iron worker. We used to cook steaks with a welder or a blowtorch just to get a decent lunch. Those look a little burned for my taste buy who cares, you gotta eat.

>>6537985
That is also incorrect. You are very, very bad at this.

>>6536249
Wouldn't that taste like sulpher or some shit? Imagine cooking over molten plastic

>>6536249
>dwarffortress_kitchen.webm

>>6536249
tax money well spent!

not sure what molten matter is that but it's not laval. Lava's fumes are extremely toxic and eating anything that got in contact with it would be a sure painful but utterly stupid death.

>>6537985
upboated

>>6536398
>I bet you're one of those faggots who follow "I fucking love science" on Facebook.

There is a special room in Hell for people like that.

>>6538994
Do you mind if I save this? I really really like this image.

>>6539025
Sure billy, thanks

>>6538994

I love how after he's done rubbing a steak against a bunch of lava the last thing in the video is him saying "yep, that's good"

>>6537054
I think you mean
>literally thrown into lava