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/ck/ humour thread

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>> No.6533325

>>6533314
I really really like this picture.

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>>6533325

Thanks!

Starting a dump of the shit we've all seen 1000000 times. Might as well use my pass for something. I hope this is what you wanted OP.

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americans call this "cheese" :D

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>> No.6533404

>>6533387
>stock photo cake
jej

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>>6533397

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>>6533403
I have so many questions

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>> No.6533414

>>6533379
Are these sausages?

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>>6533397
WHAT THE FUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

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>> No.6533419

>>6533387
>>6533393
>>6533399
>>6533403
>>6533407
>>6533408
>>6533412
Still don't understand what the fuck is going on in this set

>> No.6533420

>>6533397
noooo

>> No.6533421

>>6533397
Not sure i get it...

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>>6533411
>>6533403
cornucopia

>> No.6533426

>>6533421
https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&q=black+lotus+magic+card+price&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

>> No.6533427

>>6533397
I actually cringed.

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>> No.6533429

>>6533421
>Magic:The Gathering card worth thousands being bent in half for no better reason than, "because he could."

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>> No.6533435

>>6533426
I guess I get the cringe now, but what does that have to do with food?

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>>6533397

>> No.6533437
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>> No.6533438

>>6533435
nothing

>> No.6533440

>>6533435
Less than nothing.

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>> No.6533443

>>6533419
I think it was some kind of meetup for thanksgiving where everyone brought a shitty food item.

>> No.6533444

>>6533435
Less than less than nothing.

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>> No.6533450

>>6533409
>>6533416
>>6533420
>>6533421
Its a bend test. If its real bending it like that won't crease or warp I when it goes back to normal position. Pretty standard procedure for buying a card worth $100+

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>> No.6533456

>>6533453
Its a bend test. If its real bending it like that won't crease or warp I when it goes back to normal position. Pretty standard procedure for buying a card worth $100+

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>> No.6533461

>>6533397
Why's everybody reacting to this?
This isn't food of any sort.
Also asking for Skittles_n_mnms_mix.jpg

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Most of these aren't humor. Not even in the 'i get it, but im not laughing' sense; there's just straight up not a joke.

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>>6533397

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>>6533332
lol

>> No.6533493

>>6533480

>he says as he contributes nothing

>> No.6533528

>>6533462
I would be so fucking mad if this ever happened to me

>> No.6533543 [DELETED] 

>>6533528
I bet you would fuckboy.

>> No.6533553

>>6533397
Do cu/ck/s crosspost with fa/tg/uys a lot?

>> No.6533554

>>6533543
go back to /b/ kiddo :o)

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>>6533333

>> No.6533584

>>6533451
why would a person put those in a freezer?

>> No.6533590

>>6533554
Shut your block

>> No.6533593

>>6533445
>average /fit/ meal

>> No.6533611

>>6533584
To make them cold, you fucking dick piss shit fuck.

>> No.6533612

>>6533450
>$100+
Haha, fuck. What is it, 1995? Black Lotuses, even white-bordered, are north of 3k now.

>> No.6533621

>>6533612
>$100+
>+
It's cool, sometimes I forget that there are numbers above 100 too.

>> No.6533715

>>6533453
It was fake. You can tell by the fact that it lacks a blue stripe in the white between the face and card stock. For those of you that don't do MTG, that's 2 halves of 200$. That someone likely tried to sell as real.

>> No.6533758

>>6533368
>2011 time stamp

What do you think the chances are either of those two landwhales are still alive today?

>> No.6533766

>>6533397
Why would you do that? WHY?

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>>6533397
>tfw no one recognizes that it's a blacker lotus

>> No.6534083 [DELETED] 

>>6533382
not enough semen for eurocucks?

>> No.6534085
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>>6534071
It's clearly not.

Unglued was some hyphy shit tho.

>> No.6534094

I literally just found this and I am in awe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgtYZivDDak

Teriyaki Grilled Ramen. Watch him use an entire bottle of kikkoman, then burn the fuck out of the soggy uncooked ramen. Note the lack of a wedding ring and the sadness in his eyes when he tastes his creation. 10/10.

>> No.6534101

>>6534071
no we all do it's just an obvious fake

>> No.6534114

>>6533611
But why.

>> No.6534116

>>6533462
>every pomelo ever

>> No.6534139

>>6533621
>>6533612

>bring this dense

>> No.6534186

>>6534071
It very clearly is not.

>> No.6534229

>>6534094

sweet baby jesus he just spent $4.99+ $0.27 for a literal block of hot shit

>> No.6534631

>>6533371
that is actually pretty damn awesome.

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>>6533461
>implying cards can't be food.

>> No.6535242

>>6535120
well played

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>>6533368

>> No.6535317

>>6534114
Feels good man

>> No.6535342

>>6533462
...does God hate you?

>alternatively

How?

>> No.6535354

>>6535120
as a neckbeard this picture offends me greatly

>> No.6535360

>>6533368
Lefty still is. She was on TLC's "My 600lb Life" a few months back.

>> No.6535385

>>6533379
i dont know if these are sausages or legs but im getting a chubby either way.

>> No.6535387

>>6533393
anyone on here feel like making this alien chicken marinade?

>> No.6535391

>>6533584
i put ice cream in the freezer to you dick head. how else am i supposed to keep it frozen?

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>>6535249
>and a free Golden Corral

>> No.6535701

>>6535249
>someone screencapped my post

>> No.6535723

>>6534114
Necrophiliacs like them cold.

>> No.6535740

>>6535701

your post

yea sure Anon

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>> No.6535798

>>6533387
>>blue chicken
>>spray bottles of dressing
>>small bottle of liquor
>>blue plastic spoon
>>metal spatula
>>random lemon on table
>>powerade
>>uncooked hotdogs in yellow stuff
>>watermellon basket of caramel popcorn
>>destroyed pumpkin pie
>>whole can of cranberry sauce sitting on table cloth
>>guy takes whole can of cranberry sauce for himself
>>while plates are filled with tiny little dabs of other food
>>marshmallows on sweetpotato not cooked, added
>>meatfork nowhere near blue chicken
>>getty images birthday cake
>>there's a shrimp in that bowl of pink stuff
>>ketchup for what?
>>several kinds of styrofoam containers
>>the metal spatula is being wielded at a pile of mints

i dont know whats going on but i think its going to require close air support

>> No.6535806

>>6535798
It's an art project titled "Worst Thanksgiving Ever"

>> No.6535814

>>6535806
danger close, confirm, danger close, send it

>> No.6535826

>>6533430
what is funny about a scrambled egg wrap?

>> No.6535827

>>6533382
Did you know that for a few months during WW2, America banned the sale of all cheese except processed American cheese?

>> No.6535837

>>6535826
I think that's popcorn, anon.

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>>6535837
just put on my glasses

>> No.6535840

>>6535839
>>6535837
popcorn and ketchup

>> No.6535842

>>6535120
>People getting upset over chinese proxies

>> No.6535848

>>6534094

Poor guy. He's trying..

>> No.6535863

>>6534094
>uncooked
It's precooked, numbskull

That being said, this looks pretty shitty.

>> No.6535868

>>6534094
>dat auto gain at the end

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>>6533386

>car key garnish.

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>>6533461

>> No.6536028

>>6533415
Wtf

>> No.6536041

http://munchies.vice.com/tag/male-chef

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>>6536041

A lot of the stuff on here is from this guy.

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>> No.6536054

>>6536041
>>6536046
D W E F
W
E
L

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>>6533383
I did this because I lost a bet. It tastes even worse than you'd imagine, like cheesy vomit.

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>> No.6536238

i like humans

>> No.6536254

>>6533419
It was a photoshoot

>> No.6536339

>>6533441
:(

>> No.6536442

>>6533377
>nah son, free pie

>> No.6536458

>>6533462
>friend takes me to some pole dance show
>mostly middle aged ladies, many overweight
>w/e, i sip coke and rate asses with my friend's lesbo neighbour
>a bunch of chicks come up on stage with watermelons and dance a bit with them before setting them aside for the pole dancing
>leave the melons on floor when they finish
>concoct a devious ploy to steal the melons
>convince friend's neighbour to help me
>when show is over we casually walk past the stage and grab a melon each and stuff them under our coats
>pretend to be pregnants and waddle out
>scot free
>get home and prepare to dig into my melon
>it looks just like in your pic
thanks for triggering me

>> No.6536464

>>6536458

what the fuck is wrong with you borneo

>> No.6536467

>>6536464
i have needs

>> No.6536469

>>6536185
Majes on a rice cracker?

>> No.6536478

>>6533462
older than the internet.

>> No.6536507

>>6533715

That goyf has the blue stripe you idjit.

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Fresh OC from work

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>>6536068
>March was 7 months ago
Where the hell does the time go?

>> No.6536595

>>6533403
send help
stevejobs has killed me

>> No.6538031

>>6536068
lost it at expert spoons

>> No.6538620

/ck/ the /tg/ of food

>> No.6538633

>>6535798
>>6533419
>>6533387
>>6533404
this was a reddit /r/shittyfoodporn meetup iirc

>> No.6538662

>>6536576
nigger you made me look to the lower right conerr on my monitor

>> No.6538736
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>>6538633
no it's a photo set from Male Chef.

http://malechef.tumblr.com

>> No.6538805

>>6536151
because everyone knows what vomit tastes like...

>> No.6538844

>>6538805

You've never thrown up? Never drank? Never hiccuped a little puke in the back of your throat? Never kissed a trashed girl?

>> No.6538851

>>6538805
Guess we ought to have checked our vomit privilege

>> No.6538926

>>6536464
i did the same thing with a stuffed tiger at a strip club once.

>> No.6538954

>>6536015
bestial

>> No.6538972 [DELETED] 

>>6538805
What, you've never eaten American chocolate?

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>>6533397

send help

>> No.6538998

>>6533322
>Women in a nutshell.

>> No.6539056

>>6535120
That's what you get for not aborting

>> No.6539063

>>6535755
>kek

>> No.6539115

>>6536015
that's actually pretty brilliant, would force greedy childrens to take 1 at a time.

>> No.6539116

>>6533386
But where is the lime?

>> No.6539127

>>6536185
Is dat een Hollandse Nieuwe op een rijstwafel?

>> No.6539228

>>6533493
it wasn't funny, but i got it:
>"lots of pulp"

>> No.6539268

>>6533451
>the flesh lights in the freezer
>bunch of phallic objects in the fridge
hmm

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>>6534094

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

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your shit is weak

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>> No.6539500

>/ck/ humor thread without humor

good job

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>>6539500

>> No.6539506

>>6533758
pretty good, your healthcare system is making sure they live as long as possible!

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>>6539485
I'm fairly certain that 2nd reply was me.

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>>6539651
I hope you were

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>>6533584

>> No.6539683

>>6533462
>Hank Hill's ass

>> No.6539688

>>6538805
...You have never vomited?

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>> No.6539840

>>6536047
No milk?

>> No.6539895

>>6539701
No fucking way.

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>>6536068
>testicle loom

>> No.6539961

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MTwPn-kvO8

hello wildcats

>> No.6540015

>>6538805
vomit tastes a bit like parmesan cheese

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>> No.6540045

>>6533381
that's snow

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>>6539683
BUTT BOOBIES!

>> No.6540090
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>>6533454
My friend would smear tomato sauce over their mouths and talk dirty to them.

>> No.6540127
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6540127

>>6539313
STAB ME

>> No.6540133

>>6540127
>Not understanding that "gay" meant something different in the 50s, the time that advertisement was published.

>> No.6540149

>>6535964
Key lime pie, retard

>> No.6540152

>>6533371

That kid knows what the fuck he's doing.

>> No.6540160

>>6540149
But there's no lime. It's a sweet potato pie.

>> No.6540166

>>6534094
Most married men don't bother wearing wedding rings.

>> No.6540168

>>6540160
Key limes are brown, as opposed to regular limes.

>> No.6540196

>>6536015
never understood this
is it bad to eat chocolate and skittles at the same time?

>> No.6540199

>>6540168
I always thought key lime pie was green. I had one at one point and it was green.

>>6540196
Uhh, kind of? Skittles are really chewy, while M&M's will melt after they're put in your mouth. It's a textural conflict.

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>>6536068
>clockwise for kills
>counterclockwise for thrills

>> No.6540205

>>6538805

You've never been to taco bell?

>> No.6540224
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>> No.6540245
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>>6533461

>> No.6540262

>>6540245
That's not funny; I'm allergic to peanuts.

>> No.6540269

>>6540262
are you allergic to DEEZ NUTS

>> No.6540278

>>6539313
she needs a southwestern kick to the face

>> No.6540287

>>6540269
If they are peanuts or tree nuts, yes.

>> No.6540294

>>6540262
Fuck you and everyone like you.

>> No.6540296

>>6540287
confirmed for principal skinner

>> No.6540330

>>6535740

It's not really all that funny so I'm not having a hard time believing it.

>> No.6540367

>>6533376
at least /k/ has good taste in beer.

>> No.6540384

>>6540330
2 words. New Fags

>> No.6540411

>>6533371

That kid probably has a lot of friends.

>> No.6540423

>>6536185
>only 35 calories

>> No.6540438

>>6540269

GOT EEM

>> No.6540442

>>6540330
>>6540330
It's an image I've seen making the rounds for a while now, so that's probably why. There's also the whole claiming a post from a screencap is yours on an an anonymous Laotian cave drawing forum thing.

>> No.6540445

>>6540287
>thinking peanuts are nuts

>> No.6540473
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>>6536564
>fresh OC

>> No.6540576

>>6539961
For me this never gets old

>> No.6540589

>>6540262
What's not funny about a snack and a show?

>> No.6541113

>>6535798
kek

>> No.6541125

>>6536015
DEVILISH

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>>6540133

>> No.6541162

>>6539664
Win.

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>> No.6541173

>>6535391
Oh, I understand. You don't recognize the items in the lower right. Ask your dad about them.

>> No.6541177

>>6538805
You've never had British food?

>> No.6541206 [DELETED] 

>>6534094
>Note the lack of a wedding ring
Why?
Is this expected of people?

>> No.6541228

>>6538805
You've never looked at British women?

>> No.6541229

>>6541171
>16x125

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>>6533397
>not actually creasing the card
>faggots still cringe

>> No.6541240

>>6534094
he keeps pouring the sauce...

At some point you just expect him to stop after 5 second and he just keeps going and going.

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>>6541171

>> No.6541684

>>6533397
I don't get it.

>> No.6541706

>>6533464
>bud ice

Mein_nigger.jog

>> No.6541716

>>6541684
Only 1100 of those cards were ever printed. That card he is holding is worth more than $25,000. It's like Charizard 1st Edition Holo x 1,000,000

>> No.6542472

>>6541171
I'll fucking end you.

>> No.6542489

>>6540199
>fake fruit and chocolate

Its a flavor conflict

>> No.6542547

>>6540199
key lime juice is greenish clear, same as any other lime juice

pies are dyed

>> No.6542578

>>6533382
You should know, none of us think this stuff is good. It's laughably fake, but it's cheap and doesn't taste like rot, so we eat it.

>> No.6542581

>>6540168
...

>> No.6542644

>>6538805

You've never facefucked a girl until she puked and then tenderly kissed her while cleaning her up?

>> No.6542673

>>6536564
Mirin those pinstriped pantaloons in the background.

>> No.6542676

>>6542578
Nah, when I was a kid I loved it so much I would eat a huge pile of slices in one sitting a la Homer Simpson. I remember they used to have a "macaroni and cheese" flavored one (cheese flavored cheese?) and that was the best one. I assume they put the artificial flavor of Kraft Dinner into the Kraft Singles. Mmm murrica.

But also it's very good in eggs.

>> No.6542684

>>6540262
If you're allergic to peanuts then you shouldn't be eating M&M's anyway

>> No.6542716

>>6540262
>allergyfags

Try not to breed.

>> No.6542770

>>6533403
>Pasta
>Peppermints
>Pickled onions
>Popcorn

I don't know what those white beans are called but its funny how mostly just food that starts with "P".

>> No.6542775

>>6542770
Probably pinto beans. Also fuck you Google, they made captcha even worse overnight.

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>>6539116

>> No.6542789

>>6533457
I'd buy this brand of pickles.

>> No.6542801

>>6542775
it gets worse every night. do you guys remember how nice the all number captcha were? the only reason I don't totally hate these is that my laptop is touch screen so it doesnt take too long and I get to actually use the touch on 4chinz

>> No.6542803

>>6533325
Take it friend it's all yours thank you for joining us tonight

>> No.6542806

>>6542801
Fuck, I remember when they first changed the captchas and everyone bitched and now it's a million times worse. Please solve more to verify my ass, this is bullshit.

>> No.6542810

>>6533368
My penis can only get so erect

>> No.6542813

>>6533382
I don't eat that shit

>> No.6542825

>>6542806
2 weeks ago you could pick 2 right ones and one wrong one but it's learned so quickly you can't anymore. fuck you google

>> No.6542830

https://youtu.be/qyL_cYxV6QA

Tosser

>> No.6542835

>>6542830
Also https://youtu.be/TllPrdbZ-VI

>> No.6542836

>>6533387
Oh no my will to live is fading

>> No.6542838

>>6533371
it's not even plugged in

>> No.6542842

>>6542838
He probably unplugged it and brought it to the table to enjoy.

>> No.6542852

>>6542836
all those images are just from some tumblr faggot trying to make the most cringe meal possible

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>>6542830
>https://youtu.be/qyL_cYxV6QA
holy fuk

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>>6533378
>TRIP PANTS

This is relevant to my interests

>> No.6542871

>>6542770

That's actually more clever than I gave it credit for at first glance

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>>6542869

>> No.6542883

>>6533454
:(

>> No.6542892

>>6533368
SSBBW Porn actress, i know her name and everything

>> No.6542895

>>6539326
>tfw no one else responds to the best /ck/ post because youre all faggots and think its too long

>its in red
I'm pretty sure someone showed the faggot changed his settings, either way its about watermelon

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I feel nothing.

>> No.6542912

>>6542895
No one else is responding because we've all seen it before. Not everything needs to have ten million "lmao XD" comments when someone posts something funny.

>> No.6542924

>>6536564
>bell pepper looks like wolf dick

>> No.6542969

>>6542895

It's long and boring, poorly written, and has no punchline

>> No.6543003

>>6543000
>>6542999

we're safe now get dubs and fuck /v/

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>>6543003
fuck /mu/

>> No.6543629

>>6542778
I want to make her my bride.

>> No.6543991

>>6542830

>just throws on a lemon wedge

Oh god this is perfect

>> No.6544004

>>6533397
>white border

Who fucking cares?

>> No.6544005

>>6542830
Fuck you, I watched all of them.

>> No.6544034

>>6542924
Furry gtfo, nobody needs to know what specific animal's dick this looks like

>> No.6544035

>>6536048
Greatest thing I've ever read.

>> No.6544045

>>6541229
>>6541254
>>6542472
Don't thank me :)
http://i.imgur.com/KBMmRAd.jpg

>> No.6544051

>>6539895
>>6539701
It's only got the one like and one comment so I would imagine it's a fake Papa John's page.

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>> No.6544226

>>6538805

You've never smelled a British person's home?

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6544235

>>6533368
#effyourbeautystandards

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6544270

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo

a classic

>> No.6544637

>>6544005
Don't Watch That, Watch This did a series of Delia Smith ones. I don't think they're as good but they're the original fake cookery sketches. Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGOaaYeMyS8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY8BiJMNJyU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E2C1O5rLgM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAeO9ul-kbU

>> No.6544745

>>6544136
HAHAH GOLD

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>> No.6544800

>>6539326

That was boring as shit.

>> No.6544985

>>6538805
You've never eaten at In-n-Out?

>> No.6544991

>>6538805
You've never sat down to a nice hearty bowl of delicious vomit?

>> No.6545033

>>6538805
you've never vomited?

>> No.6545075

>>6533462
What's the significance of this? Seeds on both halves?

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>>6536339

>> No.6545130

>>6545075
It's a watermelon. 75% of it is rind. It's what happens when you buy cheap ass knock off watermelons from some Mexican on a street corner.

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>>6538805
youve never been in a semen chugging contest and regurgitated two liters of man gravy while keeping half of it down??

>> No.6545549

>>6538805
You've never had asian?

>> No.6545564 [DELETED] 

>>6545088
>implying "hitler was ok I guess" is an evil thought
JIDF pls go

>> No.6545573

>>6545564
the bad part is: "OK I guess". rest is fine.

>> No.6545578

>>6545573
Good point. He should be absolutely certain Hitler was ok. He shouldn't need to guess.

>> No.6545604 [DELETED] 

>>6545564
>>6545573
>>6545578
cuckchan pls go.

>> No.6545654

>>6534094
Doesn't look that bad tbh.

>uses all the soy sauce but most isn't absorbed into noodles, leaving plenty of marinade for next time
>nice char on the noodles plus some carmelization from the sugars in the soy

Pretty good way to spice up regular ramen, though I would mix in some other sauces like teriyaki, or at least brush some on while it's still on the grill.

>> No.6545864

>>6533451
is that ky in the fridge too?

>> No.6545868

>>6539506
>America
>healthcare system

Choose one.

>> No.6545887

>>6542866
ily

>> No.6546406

>>6533379
The only one that's obviously legs is top right because you can see a little of the foot. Pretty sure the rest are hot dogs or whatever though.

This is actually the first time I've seen this image.

>>6533612
>Black Lotuses, even white-bordered, are north of 3k now.

>tfw I missed the opportunity to buy an autographed alpha BL for 350 USD when I was like ten
>tfw it'd probably be about 25k if not more now

Fuck, if only thenMe would have tried asking my parents to buy it for me. I suppose technically it would be THEIRS, but still.

I never really learned how to properly care for the MtG cards I do have because I was a dumb kid and nobody taught me, so all my cards are just in this big plastic bag along with my pogs. I wonder if any of them are worth anything considering they'd just be in good condition...

>> No.6546438

>>6546406
>that one kid you knew in high school who had 3 black lotuses
that little shit

>> No.6546477

>>6533379
I thin bottom left are also legs, considering the sunglasses, unless of course they somehow had really tiny sunglasses

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>> No.6547347

>>6536458
>implying you do not normally look pregnant and waddle
Nice try.

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>>6547967

>> No.6548280

RIP /ck/ humour thread.

It was fun.