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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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The Joey Broey is yesterday. Fat, sold out, stale and stupid.

Ken - Men are fit, fresh, business savvy and right for today!

It's morning in America and that means starting your day with a great drive through breakfast! Tell us Ken -Men everywhere, what's your favorite quick morning go-to daystarter? Taco Bell and their incredi-bell breakfast waffle taco? Good old Micky D's (sort of the Joey of fast food but hey) and their McAwesome egg McMuffin? Got a local favorite? Tell us Ken-Men, where to before hitting the streets?!

>> No.6526817

>>6526809

broey here, get cu/ck/ed Ken.

>> No.6526823

No wonder Americans are fat as fuck.

Eat some muesli and a piece of fresh fruit.

>> No.6526827

>>6526823
>Eat some muesli and a piece of fresh fruit.

Then what, hop back into bed with my same sex lover?

>> No.6526836

>>6526827
Whatever blows your hair back mate.

>> No.6526853

Carl's Jr breakfast burger. It's always an awesome start to my day!

>> No.6526865

>>6526836
>blows

Nice choice of addictive, man lover.

>> No.6526873

>>6526865
You sure told me off.

>> No.6526877

>>6526823
We don't like sawdust, we don't do well on laxatives either.

We need energy foods in the morning!

>> No.6526914

>>6526827
Yuropoors #REKT

>> No.6527026

>>6526823
You Euros get all bent out of shape over threads like these.

We know why.

Here we are in /ck/ a board dedicated to face stuffing, bad food choices, binges and purges.

It's populated by poor fag students and working fags. The poor fags are stuck with Ramen and see fast food as a treat. The working fags are stuck with no time to cook and see fast foods and convenience meals as a part of life.

Everyone dreams about fine meals, steaks and etc.

And then there's the Euros. Food is expensive where you are. It's 8 dollar lattes and a 5 dollar table fee. Cars cost doubke what they do here as does the gas and insurance. So when you see us blathering on about paying 3 dollars for breakfast, eating it on the way to work, something absolutely impossible in euroland, you start crying like little children.

>Enjoy your 6 dollar bowl of meusli and 4 dollar banana.

>> No.6527102

JACK IS THE KING

POST JACK VIDEOS

HAIL KING JACK

>> No.6527115
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6527115

>Ken threads stay up
>Not advertising

Stay cu/ck/'d, faggots. Also, this is now a /jack/ thread.

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6527119

As a fellow Ken-Man I have to say that I start off everyday right with a trip through the McDonalds drive though (eagle sound) picking myself up a Big Mac (no pickles, yuck!!) and some freedom fries baby
oo la la

>> No.6527126

Do you think Joey will still take viewer requests and mashups? I miss Hambeanurger tier videos.

>> No.6527129
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6527129

Stop trying to make Jack happen.

>> No.6527130

>>6527115
No. It's a Ken Men thread. Jack is tolerated, as is Joey but only as examples of mediocrity.

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6527161

>>6527129
>>6527130

Jack has already happened. The assblasted janitor faggots on this board keep deleting the threads claiming that they're advertising when they're not, at least not anymore than threads like this or any about any corporate/brand food.

But you can't keep the Jack attack at bay forever

>> No.6527170

>>6527161
The janitors delete everything that's popular. They believe that's how power works. That's why they exist. And they do it for free.