/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I can just imagine those hot dogs sitting in warm water all day long.

I work for Carls Jr. and I FUCKING HATE THESE NEW BURGERS.

OH HEY MAN YOU GOT A NEW BURGER, NOW REMEMBER ALL THESE FUCKING TOPPINS FOR IT.

>"YEAH I'LL HAVE THE ALL AMERICAN BURGER, NO ONIONS, EXTRA CHEESE, ADD SOME EXTRA HOTDOGS AND ADD BACON"

>>6519862
You don't have cheat sheets to make a burger with? That's all you fucking make there in terms of assembly.

>>6519869
THERE'S LIKE 36 FUCKING TYPES MAN.

I just want to quit.

>>6519876
36 little infographics doesn't take up much space man

Now, hold the fuck on. Angus cattle are Scottish Cattle are they not? Is Scotland part of America now? Did we lose a war?

>>6519887
You lost 3 wars.
That last one was from voting No.

>>6519862
I feel your pain sir. I recently sold out and took over a burger restaurant/sports bar. Twelve different burgers on the menu. Fortunately my previous experience in fine dining has given me the necessary precision to impress the Mexicans I now command.

>>6519887
>>6519891
Zing!

>>6519876
There's only 13 burgers on the Carl's menu with variations being the number of patties/beef sizes.

>>6519887
Angus is just a name of a specific breed.

>>6519891
Shows what you know! I don't vote.

>>6519887
Angus cattle were introduced to america in in the 1800's, and have flourished heavily in the midwest but are present all over, including california and florida. In the late 1800's an association was formed for purebread breeding.

>>6519862
I work for Taco Bell and I think you're being a fucking pussy. If you can't make every item on the menu from memory within a month, you need to be taking cash or whatever it is they make the mentally disabled people they're forced to hire do.

>go to McDonald's
>watch a girl practically holding some blubbery fucked up flipper baby's fins just to get him to wipe down a soda fountain
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>6519895
A specific breed originating in fucking Scotland. If I am not mistaken the first Angus cow was birthed on the very farm where William Wallace first banged that hot chick from Braveheart.

>>6519907
A lot of things you use in daily life come from different parts of the world, what's your point.

>>6519915
I'm sure that I would have made a point by now if I had one. Fuck, anon, try to keep up.

>>6519924
>tfw no qt scottish gf with dark hair and brown eyes and gr8 rump 2 hump

why chips though? Fries are just as american as chips. I mean, fuck, most fast food places don't even have chips.

Hardees/mcdonalds/wendys/bk don't. Only one I can think of off the top of my head is Taco bell (I think?) and subway that has those little individual bags. No mid-upper places here though like jack or 5guys or whatever so no clue there.

>>6519931
that, and fries on a burger are a thing. Not really chips. Chips on a deli sandwich are a thing though, or a plain chip & cheese sandwich. Never seen it on a burger though. I have fries though.

>>6519933
>or a plain chip & cheese sandwich
that makes me really sad, and if I ever saw somebody eating that i'd buy them lunch so I don't have to see them eat that poverty-tier food

>>6519931
Arby's, Carl's Jr and soon Taco Bell are all hopping on the chips wagon. It's some new move right now, probably a partnership with a chip supplier.

I've been disappointed for a long time that no fast food chain has come up with something as disgusting as the Famous Bowl or Double Down.

I still don't think this will be the one.

>>6519876
Make that 37

>>6519960
I'm quitting tomorrow.
If anybody lives in San Jose, California expect a Carl's jr. to be hiring.

is carls jr's target market fat retards with no self respect?

>>6519966
Every fast food place is hiring. Constantly. All the time. If you don't get a job it's because you don't look desperate enough to them. They want sad sacks that are going to end up working there their entire lives, not temps that are only going to be there for 3 or 4 months.

>>6519967
FUCK YOU, I'M EATING

>>6519966
lel.. we're gonna make it bro

I would be so confused as to which way to fold this

oh fuck my life

I'll take 2

The hotdog is off-putting.

That fucking face

>>6519960
>Cheetos on a burguer
Has America gone too far

>>6519933
>though
>though
>though

improve your vocab

>no Hardees near me
guess my city isn't american enough

Man, I love me some Hardees, but I never get these specialty burgers.

1/3lb Cheeseburger with only red onions please.

>>6519814
wow, that sounds quite shitty, especially when it's at a fast food restaurant

>>6520672
Nah

Nope. Not even once. That's disgusting.

My better judgement says no but my curiosity says yes.
Same thing with that kfc doubledown thing and taco bell's double xl chalupa.

>>6519814
>a slice of American cheese
Why do they act like thats a good thing?

why not

>>6519814
how the hell does someone even eat that thing
why are americans putting chips on hamburgers

>>6521095

Because it's AMERICAN.

USA

U S A

U S A

No way. I am a sucker for fast food gimmick items. I even tried the mcrib and the double down. I got the McDonald's chicken wings. But I can't imagine even the sloppiest slob in the world getting this shit. At least most other weird items look tasty at first glance and when you check the ingredients that actually go well together. But this looks gross to me and hopefully to everyone else with half a brain. Whoever came up with this "burger" should be fired.

Alright since the conclusion is that this is going to be shit what limited edition burger was your favorite?

For me it's hands down the Texas BBQ Thickburger, it was an improvement on their last LE bbq burger which I think had some cheap brisket on it but they swapped that out for fried jalapeno strips.

Also, not a burger but the buffalo blue cheese crisscut fries were fucking great.

>>6519960
o boy

U S A
S
A

I'm a disgusting fat slob, and I've tried many of the overindulgent aretry cloggers that Carl's has rolled out over the years, but this doesn't even look good. Like what the hell, potato chips? Why?

Hardee's and Carls Jr. use fillers in their angus burgers, they taste odd. But their regular burgers are 100% USDA Inspected beef.

>>6522016
I remember a "Steakhouse" six dollar burger with be cheese, fried onions, and A1 sauce that was really damn good.

Also a fan of the buffalo blue cheese burger, and the portobello burger that shows up every couple years.

missing bacon

Then I'd try it

Whatever. Looks delicious. I'll eat it.

And the El Diablo Thickburger was fucking rad.

>Habanero sauce
>Pepperjack cheese
>Sliced jalapenos
>Jalapeno poppers

Not that hot. Enough to make my mouth tingle. Just right.

>>6522366
Potato chips on a burger are good.

They add a nice crunch. And you're already eating potato fries with it anyway, probably.

>>6519960
I mean, at least with Taco Bell, they turned the Doritos into a tortilla.
This. This is an utter lack of effort.

>>6522366
>he's never had a chip butty

>>6523833

Not only is that anon probably not poor or mentally handicapped enough to eat your shitty lime-o PovertyMeals™ he's also not going to fall for your bait so I'll do it for him.

>>6519897

And that's why Scotland is still UK

>>6519862

This is why you will be replaced by robots in the near future.

>>6519903
>watch a girl practically holding some blubbery fucked up flipper baby's fins just to get him to wipe down a soda fountain

The fuck is this even supposed to mean?
Speak properly.

>>6524021
I can't wait till that day comes
>b-b-b-but people like talking to other people!!!

No they don't you fucking boomers. Some day we will finally have our completely antisocial utopia.

I came here right after driving through Carls Jr to see if there was gonna be a thread on this

Even the employees were disgusted haha

>>6524050
>The fuck is this even supposed to mean?
I think he's talking about how a mcdonalds employee was trying to get a mentally disabled employee to clean the soda fountain

I used to work at a wendy's in high school and we had a retard girl who worked there, she would mostly just wash the trays or clean off the tables and sweep the dining room

because they're retarded you can legally pay them less than minimum wage, that's the incentive for hiring them

>>6523833
>eating something with the word "butt"

Surprisingly we only sold 2 today.

>>6519862
If you can't memorize a simple burger layout, and be able to specialize it how the customer wants, then fast food isn't for you.

>>6519814
Sounds dank. Gonna go get one.

Could it be that I'm the first /ck/old to try one of these?

>>6525069

this is the first time I've seen a fast food product that looks significantly better than the promo pic

>>6519943
Checkers has their own custom chips which are thick cut and done in their fry seasoning.

I've had Arbys chips, they at least claim to be made daily in the restaurant and I don't disbelieve it from the taste and freshness.

I think it's just a meme, not some secret shill stuff. Dennys had potachos forever before anyone else did the chip stuff.

>>6520666
Holy shit does anyone else see pepe?

>>6525069
It was...dissapointing. It tasted exactly the way that I imagined a hotdog on top of a burger would taste, and the tomatoes made the chips doggy abou halfway through the ordeal. Now I feel bloated and disgusting, and I fear the eagles have deserted me in my hour of greatest need.

8/10, bretty good :DDD

>>6525103
>doggy abou
Shit, I think I might be having a stroke. Supposed to be soggy about

I'm holding my judgment until joey gets his sausages around it

>>6519960
I like those chips but I don't know if I want my burger to be crunchy.

>>6524682
You can seriously pay them less than minimum wage?

>>6525069
since when do they have curly fries?

>>6525222
Yep. Goodwill pulls that shit all the time.
To a degree I can understand why. Disabled persons may not be able to do a full job, so you pay them for what they can do.
But instead of paying them $1.25/hour, maybe pay them by the task completed instead of the hour.

>>6525222

There's usually a government grant or program that makes up the difference.

I guess it's better than having the government pay for everything I suppose.

>>6524682
interesting. i noticed that the two carls jr i last went to had retarded persons cleaning. one of them asked me if i liked how the windows looked since he had just finished cleaning them. he actually did a good job.

>>6525074
I take pride in my hamburger assembly skills and my burgers I send out always look 10/10

>>6525248
It's amusing because they generally do a lot better job than the chimps or the ducklips who get cut off from daddy's money.

>>6525248
>>6525325

I've noticed this too. there's a man who has some kind of impairment that's been working at the nearest mcdonald's since before I was born (so at least 24ish years) and he is the quickest, most efficient person there. whenever he takes anyone's order it comes out correct with 100% consistency

idk why it is like this

>>6525335
Because they care about their job.

>>6525069
Do the hotdogs just taste like the generic hotdogs you buy at a grocery store?

>>6525335
>>6525347
This. Because all that really matters to them (at the moment) is the work they're doing. They ACTUALLY give a fuck because that's what they were told to do.

>>6519814
Hot dogs

>>6525349
In my experience most fast food hot dogs are all beef. DQ, Checkers, Sonics, all all beef. Most hotdogs you buy at the grocery store are turkey pork and chicken and very bland and soft compared to an all beef hot dog.

>>6525092
Dear god you're right

>>6525335
I have a cousin who's either severely autistic or hit his head in a car accident as a kid (he's pretty old and from a rural town so they blame everything on hitting your head) and he bagged groceries and did odd jobs for 20-something years before retiring.

Now he goes back everyday and helps people carry their groceries and puts away shopping carts for free. It's kind of sad. It's like "dude, you're retired, go watch cartoons and play pokemon."

>>6525847
Simple cousin wants to brighten up his life, and the lives of others around him, by helping people
>call him sad

>>6525349
Yeah, tasted just like an Oscar Meyer, just darker in color.

>>6519941

To be fair. I am not a fan of fries as a burger topping. A place I go to serves poutine burgers and it is really greasy as a burger

>>6519862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq1kqzqhPzY

>>6525069
that looks surprisingly edible

>>6525229
As long as I can remember. Their regular fries used to be pretty good, but something changed 10 years or so ago.

I think it could be more American. They still haven't deep fried it in butter or chocolate and it's missing a slice of apple pie in between the hotdog and the cheese

>>6525847
Thank you based rural simple cousin

had one. was alright

needs bacon

>>6519967
They did a promotion with Epic Meal Time, so maybe.

https://vimeo.com/69351267

>>6519960

Is Hardees test kitchen located beside a medical marijuana dispensary?

It's the only explanation...

Do they still make the Frisco thickburger or mushroom swiss thickburgers?

I'd go out of my way to stop there for one of those.

>>6531778
I only go in the morning, the biscuit sandwiches are still pretty godly.

Thickburgers just aren't as good as they used to be, but I admit I liked the jalapeno burger.

It's probably cheaper to buy some chips and eat them at the same time.

>>6519895
Speaking of Black Angus, its a pretty good place. Similar to Claim Jumpers, but... everything is smokier if that makes sense.

>>6524054
i cant fucking wait. ill be able to go on a website, click the pizza button and it will materialize right in front of my fat faggot face.

>>6520666
lel, you got me

>>6531778
that mushroom six dollar burger was my fast food waifu i cried the day it got taken off the menu

>>6533488
It's come and gone a few times already, I'm sure it will be back again.

>>6521781
Because other countries beat us to putting whole mini burgers in pizza.

>>6519862
You're a fucking pleb I work at Starbucks and I have to practically memorize the secret hidden menu bullshit so the 12 year old girls don't get pissy

>>6535402
They wouldnt get pissy, just think you're retarded for not being able to do something you do 10 hrs a week

>>6520860
None near me either. Fuck my life, man...

>>6535402
No you don't. This is more the case of you needing to grow a pair.
It's not up to us to remember the thousands of combinations of syrup one can use, or to waste time by looking it up on our phones. If they don't know what's in their special snowflake drink then we sure as hell don't know, and if we do, we pretend not to.
The only drinks you are required to remember are the drinks that have a recipe card i.e. the official Starbucks drinks.

straight up copied from the goblin cock at kuma's

>>6535977
I'm so certain that's EXACTLY where they got the idea from. Nice detective work, ace. Better contact a lawyer right away

there buns are shit

>>6519814
>hotdogs on a burger

Just doesn't seem natural to me.

>>6535997
>there
their

>>6520666
RARE SATANIC PEPE

I wish we had Carls Jr

>>6519960
And only a year after Taco Johns had a Flamin' Cheetos burrito.

>>6535402

>Memorizing the secret menu

Don't encourage them you colossal faggot. I work at Starbucks too and if they don't have the recipe on hand they can take their butterbeer cotton candy mocha and get the fuck out of my face.