/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Chayse oatcakes

pudding

>>6519525
Chocolate. Need a bit of a spike to keep you going until 8am.

Optionally supplement with powdered guarana seed.

Sometimes I go to McDonald's at 2AM and just get a few McDoubles.

Nowadays I get Jalapeno Doubles since they taste so good, but they're $2 each. Worth it, though.

I like toast too op. Sometimes a fried egg and toast does good at 2 am after a night of drinking as well.

you can't beat potato chips

although I've been trying to lose weight so I've been limiting the chips I eat, air-popped popcorn is a decent substitute

>>6519579
Yo

>inb4 >gluten free

>>6519525
A juicy, crisp apple is hard to beat for convenience

>>6519525
Grouse tenders dipped in ketchup or honey mustard

I eat that and I fall RIGHT TO SLEEP within 30 minutes along with some opium.

>>6519629

he sounds like more of the "I'm still trying to cut soda out of my diet, gee golly dat dere HFCS is making me fat" sort of guy

>>6519661

>Grouse tenders

As a Normie this offends me you can't use your GBP at 2 AM

>>6519525
A glass of water, fatass.

>>6519525
if its cold, tomato soup, chicken soup; if its hot, melon, pineapples.

Toast with strawberry jam and some english breakfast tea

>>6519525
cold gravy

dill pickles

Grilled (provolone on sourdough, exterior lightly buttered) cheese sandwiches. At least three of them. With whole milk. And a Hershey kiss after.

>>6519569
Haven't heard of Jalapeno Doubles, those are also burgers I assume? $2 each sounds like a good deal to me

>>6519711
>toast
>fatass

At least he's not sitting there having a bag of chips or a fucking cheeseburger

>>6522205
>tomato soup

Have you ever tried grabbing a ton of crackers and just crushing them all up into your soup? It's like, tamato cracker soup. It might sound weird but man oh man it's fucking delicious

>>6522225
>3 grilled cheese sandwiches
>snack

>>6522225
>cheese sandwiches and milk
>sleep

Pick one.

Dat fatty, salty flavor. Das it mane.

Pepperoni stix or slices with some cheese cubes... if eating anything close to bedtime, it has to be protein.

>>6522401
>if eating anything close to bedtime, it has to be protein.

Why is that?

>>6522433
Eating protein boosts your metabolism while sleeping, and still gives you a boost to your metabolism in the morning after waking up.

>>6522384
Yes but... one must only do this once in a very long while.

>>6522379
Especially if you make the cream of tomato soup with cream not water and add a blop of butter.

>>6522467
yisssss, now I'm hungry

>>6522447
Broscience

>>6522472
Another protein snack that is good is hot pork rinds with blue cheese dressing.

>>6522447
My metabolism is extremely high already. So I should never eat protein before I sleep then?

I eat all day long. Like a meal every two hours. And I am very hot after I eat, which I assume is a result of my high metabolism in process.

I do NOT want to boost it.

>>6522461
How is that the best midnight snack if you can only do it once in a very long while...

>mfw you

The best midnight snack is something you can have at least every other late night, bruh.

>>6522395
underrated post

>>6522504
I'm not generally UP AT MIDNIGHT.

So. Once in a while is fine. If I were an insomniac I'd have to pick something else.

>>6522471
Well don't wait til midnight....

>>6522392
I do wake up in the morning with the gas. But it's not so bad.

>>6519525
>just had buttered toast
OP I think you are onto something

>>6522592
I could not help but notice your png was not optimized anon.
I have optimized your png.
Your png is now optimized.

>>6522601
Never leave, optimizer-kun.

>>6522601
This really is a fine service.

>>6519525
>eating past 8pm

are you morbidly obese or just the regular kind?

>>6522592
>>6522601

The images look 100% exactly the same.

You are wasting your time.

>>6519525
yup, buttered toast is good stuff.

>>6522629
>>6522629

Doo-fuss.

One image is 14k. The other is 6k. They look the same.

My god man. Open your eyes.

>>6522629
It was well optimized, its less than half the original filesize now, and has maintained the exact quality

>>6522395
dem canned macadamia nuts eh? deez nuts will have you hanging from a lubed up coathook, ass up.

>>6519569
>A few McDoubles
>Midnight snack
Do you by any chance weigh 300+ pounds?

A popsicle. Freezer is always full of them since there's always a bunch of chaps running around.

>>6522640
That is obscenely unnecessary.

If it were a matter of going from 3MB down to 200kb or something, then there would be a point to it. The jackass needs to stop wasting his time. And now mine as well.

>>6522796
It is vital. Anon provides a valuable service. And he explains what he has done for your benefit.

You shut up.

>>6522796
Man people here can get upset about anything

>>6522831
>What is mild sarcasm.

>>6519525

Mine used to be a single piece of toast but I got frustrated (and then angry) about having to throw the other piece of toast in the trash. Seemed like such a waste.

So know I just have cereal.

stop eating randomly at night you fat fucks

I have toast and a glass of milk. I thought I would hate the no added salt or sugar peanut butter but I prefer it now. That fucking almond butter and cashew butter can fuck right off though.

I also have an orange nightly now that it's winter here.

>>6523663
So what do we do if we don't go to bed until 5 AM? Just starve to suit your schedule?

>>6523626

can't you just put one piece of toast in the toaster

>>6519525
u are supposed 2 sleep @ that time tho. not eat!
that toast probably goes straight 2 ur lard m8

>>6524303
that´s not how they roll in the land of the free

>>6524303
It doesn't reduce the energy consumption by half, so you're still paying to heat that second toast either way. It's a waste.

>>6519525
English muffin with a little peanut butter and honey, or some kind of fruit preserves. I don't usually eat sweet things, but if I'm hungry before bed, a little sugar makes me incredibly satisfied for some reason.

>>6522500
thyroid

>>6524315
I usually just cut my piece of bread in half and stick one half in each side of the toaster and set the level lower. It's a compromise.