/ck/ - Food & Cooking

big kahuna burger

>>6515747
I never really looked into but I actually thought until this moment that big kahuna burger was an existing regional chain

>>6515742
Not sure if it is possible to truly eliminate the 'fishiness' as the show claims but I might like to try this.

I'd like some of the Druid Getafix's magic potion. It seems to do Asterix a load of good.

>>6515793
fish burgers are p gr8
fuck rice though

>>6515806
Nigga they made those. They were gross.

>>6515747
>>6515752
There's a bar and grill that's regional in my area, they have a Big Kahuna Burger. Shit's cash.

>>6515742

>>6515914
>>6515918
>le ebin ghibli meme

>>6515742
Just skip the truffles. That'll be the bulk of the cost. Use the most strongly flavoured mushrooms you can find instead.

>>6515930
But the pata negra ham isn't expensive? let alone locating any in canada.

>>6515925
:^)

>>6515925
Miyazaki food does tend to look great. He ain't got shit on my nigga Brian Jacques, though. Teaching little kids all about acceptable racism and 10/10 feasts, 1986 - 2011.

>>6515742
What's up with that guy hiding under the eggs. I wish he'd quit staring at me.

>>6516061

Woah...

Almost everything from polar bear cafe

>>6516057
Fuck...
All dem Redwall feasts
All dat cordial
Pies for days
Motherfucking Skilly and Duff
Gettin' drunk with molebros
Sign me up, nigga

>>6517631
http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Skilly_%27n%27_Duff
I want to try making it. It can't turn out THAT badly, right?

>>6515742

Drinks allowed?
Drinks allowed.

Most stuff from Shokugeki no Soma
I mean shit, people orgasm violently to every kind of hurry made food. I want to feel like that too

>>6517656

>>6517393
The best part of that gif is that the fork actually comes away covered in chocolate.

>>6517667
Those are just wartime rations, though. That can't taste good.

>>6517667

>>6517669
MREs are shit, too, and people voluntarily gorge on them. That said, OP raised "TV food you'd want to eat", not "TV food you'd want to eat for the rest of your life".

>>6517693
I hate storebought applesauce. So much. The kind that comes in those shitty little cups. Home made applesauce is fantastic, though. But yeah, I think that's just an apple flavoured power bar. Doesn't sound that bad in theory.

>>6517703
But there's an entire bushel of apples in each bar.

>>6517703
>>6517706
Weren't they just made up of old Chinese newspapers?

>>6517716
Hey! Dun Cha-Ping died!

These.

>>6517734
>Lowfat

>>6517738
So, that one oreos cereal that got discontinued?

What is this stuff? It looks so soft and delicious when they eat it.

>>6515936
>pata negra ham

$220 a pound? Archer is a baller.

http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/03/inside-the-secret-world-of-super-premium-spanish-jamon-iberico.html

I want it so badly. And not just the normal shit in a can. I want the queen's highly concentrated super Slurm. Anything else is for chumps.

>>6516057
>>6517631
Has anyone tried any of the recipes form this?

>>6517692
Can confirm, there are probably 6 or so MRE menus that are completely nostalgic for me.

If I could once or twice a month I would take a couple with me and hike out into the woods and enjoy them in peace.

>>6517734
Also, Poop or Breakfast Poop from Invader Zim

>>6517745
The more I think about it, the less sure I am. I know the red things are like little chickens or something, but everything else confuses me.

I want whatever chili that made Homer completely trip out.

>>6517762
Well, next to it are vietnamese summer rolls I think, and next to those could be chicken drumsticks.

This fish pie from Kiki's delivery Service looks pretty great. i want to smack the brat who didn't want it.

Bacon and eggs never looked so good

>>6517777
There's a hundred recipes floating around for this one, but the only Spirited Away recipes that come up are the steamed bun and konpeito.

>>6515918
>>6515914
Man I want to rewatch Spirited Away now

>>6517393
yiss

>>6517827
I still haven't watched The Hobbit movies. On a scale of 1 to Michael Bay, how badly will it ruin my childhood memories?

>>6517840
I didn't hate them.
They definitely stretch things out beyond belief, but they did some things well. I think that if you skipped the parts with the elves in the last two movies and other unnecessary shit you would probably have a really good movie.

>>6515885
>https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/nff5c.png
good choice

>>6517852
1st one is aight and mostly in the spirit of the book.
2nd starts a decline, Smaug scenes are cool tho and Martin Freeman was perfect as Bilbo.
3rd fucking blows. Terrible overuse of cgi, tries way too hard to be grimdark edgy, literally like 7 unresolved storylines by the end, and most anticlimactic battle ever.

>>6517862
I found myself getting a lot more emotionally invested in the dwarves than I thought, especially Thorin. And Martin Freeman basically is Bilbo.
I hated the stupid elf plotline and the retarded Sauron shit that goes nowhere.

>>6517862
So it's basically the same deal as LoTR. Except Twin Towers was salvaged by Merry and Pippin being great.

>>6517869
Sauron wasn't really a major element in the books, and I'm not sure why he had to be shoehorned into The Hobbit.

>>6517869
This scene I especially liked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CSYQohd96U

>>6517745
bloated slug
essentially you fill a sea slug with baking soda, flour, and spices/seasonings
then you boil it in a vinegar sauce
the vinegar and baking soda react, filling the animal up with flavor and a juicy filling

>>6517873
They shoehorn him in because money
I disagree about LOTR though, I think all 3 are more or less of comparable quality.

>>6517875
I memorized the entire song when I was a kid. I like the movie version too, even if it differs quite a bit from what I had imagined.

>>6517906
>That carrot cake
Stop this, man. I've been craving carrot cake for ages now. I haven't had it since I were a wee lass.

>>6517745
meat dumplings, the outside is just translucent

>>6517827

Those bangers look fookin' shite-like.

>>6517913
The early HP films were so comfy and cute before they got all grimdark.

>>6517924
>have you ever been so hungry you ate with one drumstick in each hand

>>6517924
I haven't watched any of them after the third one. I don't really want to, either.

>>6517926
KAWAII

>>6517942
Fourth one is alright too, though I might be biased because the fourth book was my favorite.
I also like the sixth movie somewhat, but it's very different from the early ones. 5, 7.1 and 7.2 are crap

>>6517693
Its just apples and old newspapers.

>>6517926
>>6517926
>>6517926
>>6517926

>>6517840
Well one on hand, it is reaaaally stretched out, and there is some of that Peter Jackson forced character conflicts.

On the other hand, no one can complain he left anything out.

>>6517631

Muh nig, I want some of that October ale and 'otroot soup right now.

>>6517919
>when sausages get wrinkly from being overcooked or left out too long
Literal hell.

>>6517942
Four was okay. All the ones after that got way 2edgy4me

The noodle bar from Blade Runner. I'd go there to eat, then go back to my dingy apartment in a massive housing block and get drunk and play the piano. I wouldn't kill replicants or dream of unicorns though, I'd probably just watch youtube in my underwear until I pass out.

Repeat everything the next day.

>>6518196
Watching this after reading the actual novel it's based on sure was a jarring experience for me. I didn't think it was very good, but on the other hand, that one scene with the girldroid in clown makeup will stick with me to the grave.

>thread 20 hours old
>nobody posted the god tier of all god tier food

>>6517793
Do it faggot
It's my favorite Ghibli movie

>>6518514
didn't that autistic kid make krabby patties? they didn't look good.

>>6517665
I actually stumbled on a recipe of the potato roast from the first episode. It's a smaller version though, so you'd obviously have to adjust quite a bit if you wanted a large one.
Might still try it, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqOLTYBzvps

>>6517777
This. At first, I was unsure about the combination of fish and pumpkin. But it's supposedly pretty good.
http://www.annathered.com/2010/05/15/ghibli-feast-4-kikis-delivery-service/

>>6517777
And seriously, fuck that bitch.

>>6515747
Looks like an ordinary cheeseburger with iceberg lettuce to me.

>>6517393
I want science to make this possible

>>6517906
This makes me hate my life.

>>6520767
>he's never had a lava cake or a soufflé
You poor, pitiable fool. :-(

>>6518464
I hated the version with the stupid voiceover. I loved the final cut version though.

>>6515742

how to cook eggs like that?

My friend wanted me to cook her eggs like that, but I didn't know how to and now she hardly talks to me because I can't do anything right.

>>6520800
Never saw the voice-over version, glad my little brother was smart enough to get the Final Cut version

>>6520804
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/nff5c.png

just replace the expensive ingredients with stuff you can find at the store like regular ham, mushrooms instead of truffles and skip the caviar and saffron.

>>6520804
your friend is not wrong in wanting to avoid discourse with plebians
fortunately you have the ability to improve yourself and raise your standing should you desire it

those are at their essence: eggs benedict, poached eggs covered in hollandaise sauce
if reading is too much for you to handle, youtube has many excellent tutorials you may avail yourself of

The food from Hook that was invisible at first. Holy shit that looked delicious.

>>6520804

get a really fresh egg, crack it into a small bowl, bring a pan of water to a gentle boil, gently tip the egg into the water, bring the white around the yolk gently with a fork then after about 10 seconds lower the heat to a bare simmer and cook for a couple of minutes max.

crack an egg yolk into a blender with a tsp of lemon juice and a pinch of salt, then heat half a stick of butter in a separate pan until it just comes to a boil. turn the blender on for a few seconds then slowly drizzle the butter in and leave running for about a minute.

pour the sauce over the poached egg, boom.

>>6520822
>saffron
Why skip that? It's cheap as dirt.

>>6520881

...no, it's not.

>>6520822
>>6520825
>>6520866

thanks. very helpful.

I'm going to go practice this so I can have friends again. I miss having people to interact with.

>>6520881
damn dude you pay like $75/oz of dirt? Must be some good shit.

Dirtcheap is not really an accurate phase since buying dirt is kind of expensive.

>>6520889
>>6520912
Jesus, where do you even live? We're not in the renaissance anymore. That shit can be shipped in a week.

Saffron costs like 2 BRL for 100g. Less than a dollar.

>>6520986

saffron does not cost less than a dollar for 100g anywhere dude.

>>6520986
Where are you getting this cheap-ass saffron?
And are you sure it's not adulterated or completely fake?

>>6520986
what the fuck are you talking about? Last time I was at the indian specialty store it was $10 for a single gram of kashmiri saffron.

>>6520800

Ford hated doing them just as much.

>>6520986
If your "saffron" is that cheap, it's not saffron, m8. One of the main draws to saffron is that it's expensive a shit.

>>6520825
stop shitposting borneo

Also, that castella.

>>6522454
Thanks for reminding me to go catch up on Jojolion so I can promptly forget about it after trying to find where I left off.

Whatever he is eating.

>>6522448
Makoto best boy

I seriously wanted to try this.

If there's one way to make eating a bug look appetizing it's this.

>>6522448
I can't tell any Kyoani characters apart anymore. First I thought it was the faggot from Hyouka, then I thought it was that kid from Kyoukai no Kanata.

These things made me love lima beans

>>6515747
I say this in every thread and no one listens. Big kahuna burger is real and located in San Diego, where that part of the film takes place

Everything from the original Willy Wonka movie. But especially those edible teacups.

>>6517777
I remember being so mad when that bitch complained about a home-cooked meal made just for her. Her grandmother was so sweet too.

>tfw your nana died last month and will never make you meat pies again

>>6522827
Is that Snowpiercer?

>>6523226
>tfw your grandma didn't give a shit about you

anyways sorry about yer nan m8

>>6522470
sauce on this pic?

Whatever that roasted toothy mushroom monster with three toes from that movie from the late 80s or 90s was, like slimy roasted pork. Some space opera parody movie

Everything in this fucking show/manga

>>6523248
yowamushi pedal

>>6515742
As someone who can eat barely anything, more or less all of it. Food is so little a part of my life it doesn't really occur that I desire it, but that doesn't make it undesirable if directly prompted.

SAO food

>>6523256
thanks mate. never seen it, is it any good?

Weeb for the thread

>>6523273
I dunno, don't really watch sport animes

>>6522841
Oh my, I thought I was the only one! And those mushrooms with the creme spots. Damn I always wanted to eat my way through paradise rather than simply look around and view it.

The ratatouille in this and that shitty little mushroom he has in the beginning for some reason

>>6522448
Damn my nigga, how fuckin gungry/ratchet do you need to be to dual wield pizza?

>>6517722
>Deng Xiaoping

FTFY.

>>6523408

i made that when the movie came out, one of my first cooking projects. wasn't difficult.

>>6523389

>Oh my, I thought I was the only one!

seriously?

>>6523408
Why would you want food prepared by a rat?

>>6523725
Me too, although it never looks as nice, still tasty

>>6523757
Because he's a clean rat anon. Didn't you watch the movie at all? He washes his hands.

>>6523766
>a clean rat

dirty sjw propaganda

>>6520827
I think it was just various colored puddings and gunk. But I agree. Its just unreal.

Though I get the feeling that, like mead, it would taste way different than it looks or smells.

>>6523757
I would if he washed his hands, could talk, walked on his hind legs, and most of the time, he didn't even touch the food, he had a human do it.

>>6523832
Wait, are you telling me mead isn't the elixir of the gods as taught to be my various fantasy novels and shitty pirate themed metal?

>>6515851
then they fucked up

>>6523254
Which is that?
I've been trying to find more cooking manga since I finish Ja!pan or whatever the fuck it was called. Currently reading Shokugeki No Soma and Bartender, but I'm in desperate need for more food focused manga that isn't Toriko.

>>6515742
Did anyone mention monkey brains like in faces of death?

I've always wanted to try the magnificent stacked ice cream shown in Harry Potter (can't remember specifically which film). I wonder what each of the the flavors are? Chocolate, obviously, maybe a coffee flavored scoop, some caramel or toffee flavored scoops...

Also I think butterbeer goes without saying. I actually got to try the one they offer at Universal Studios and it was great, honestly exactly how I expected it to taste, and now I'm pissed that they haven't started mass-producing it or giving out the recipe. I want more.

>>6524496
Butterbeer and pumpkin juice were both pretty damn tasty.

>>6524496
they have it here at my Publix in Florida
maybe its a Florida thing

>>6515925
>Things I don't like are memes
I'm sure there's a mental illness that falls under.

>>6524496

You know what else is good?

Dulche de leche. Best ice cream flavour.

>>6517745
That one specifically is the one I always wished I could eat. I'm sure they're just dumplings but god damn I've never seen them that jellyfish-like. It looks satisfying as Hell to gum into.

Might be the same reason I wanted to try >>6522485
and by extension the beetles from Temple of Doom when they opened them up to reveal glorious white meat.

How would I wash these down? With brew of the bones of the ancients, of course.

>>6522485
>>6524555
Oh yeah, definitely. I think every kid that watched this had a sudden urge to go eat bugs. They made them look so appetizing, especially this grub. Probably because looking at it, I would imagine it to have the same texture as that transparent Ghibli dumpling.

>>6522485
>>6524555
>>6524574
for some reason as a kid I thought corkscrew pasta was a suitable substitute for grubs

>>6524496
That is so clearly styrofoam. I'd drink the shit out of butterbeer, though.

>>6524600
It's the colours.

>>6524574
The grubs just look like big juicy and also tender meat.

>>6524445
Cooking papa?

>>6524445

The animu is koufuku grafitti.

Petty nice if you like SoLs

>>6523235
Looks like it.

>>6524496
>>6524502
>>6524606
>butter beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Jgq-VQE-o

>>6524496
Never had butterbeer at Universal but they sell this stuff at my local grocery store. Is it similar?
It's super sweet, but other than that not bad. My younger brother loves this stuff.

>>6522827
that scene literally made me gag

>>6524723
Not him but it's basically cream soda with butter/rum extract dumped in and whipped cream.

I've replicated it to some success, just ended up dumping actual rum in though.

>>6524445
Kitchen Princess was pretty cute.

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about Glazed McGuffins?

1 whole turkey, gravy, and a bunch of other radioactive ingredients you can't pronounced stuffed into a doughnut shaped shell.

>>6515806
i always thought caramello was pretty much what they'd taste like

I would love to get shitfaced off of some Romulan Ale.

>that ziggy pig ice cream bowl from bill n ted
>poplars from futurama
>sweet rolls from elder scrolls
>a flaming moe... homer... whatever
>when beetlejuice eats that bug
>the whole dinner scene from temple of doom
>sardines n pretzels, the burbs
>steaks n eggs on that movie twister
>nachos from beavis n butthead
>the penguin made those raw fish look so good in batman returns
>that glowing shit hot rod feeds the sharkticons on the 80s transformers movie... i always thought maybe it tasted like sour candy

>>6524616
Best manga

>>6517840

It's amazing how it's literally a steady descent in quality. The longer you watch the worse it gets in every aspect.

By the time the battle of five armies is over the actors aren't even trying to act any more, the CG isn't even trying to be realistic, physics has been told straight to fuck off, and the actual book had long been forgotten.

Can't find the webm: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OpZvpPryb1E

>>6523273
It starts slow but overall it's a decent ride.
Currently 2 seasons and a movie with talks of a 3rd season coming out in 2016

>>6516057
>>6517631
Fuckkk I literally read every single book from this series when I was a kid. I would reread them too like 4 or 5 times. I miss reading for fun.

>>6522827
They overreacted so much in the film.

Yeah, it's gross, but it could be worse.

They didn't even ask about the process or the nutritional benefits.

Also fairly irritating when there are characters fatter than others in a world where everyone gets the same food.

Can't stay mad, though. Bong Joon-ho is a tope tier director/ writer.

>>6517924
That's because they tried to emulate the style of the third, and failed.
They are comfy nostalgia movies, but the third one is the only movie that's actually legitimately good.

>>6517948
7.1 and 7.2 were the best. 3rd was good too. The rest are whatever

>>6517756

I imagine it tasting like mountain dew .

>>6526755
I did too, but like creamier? or like watery jello

Do videogames count

>>6527006

>>6515914
but i know what everything in this is.

>>6516057
Holy fuck yes. 12/10 best food descriptions.

Those books were just great.

>>6527006
>>6527012
wow whats this from? it looks amazing

>>6527089
Dragon's Crown.

Vanillaware is the forefront in tasty looking videogame food

>>6527089

>>6527089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBpSCwKxpQ

it's fully animated food too

>>6524462
>monkey

i want some 'chilled monkey brains' from temple of doom

This and most food from The Flintstones.

I'd eat the shit out of some dinosaur.

>>6515925
>haha fuck popular things amirite?! xD
Ghibli comes up in these threads all the time for a reason. I'd happily stuff myself to death on that food.

>>6526521
I'm actually tempted to pick it up again since he put out a few more books after I'd stopped reading them.

>>6522470
Looks like Airheads?

>ctrl+f
>no yakitate japan

Vigors from Bioshock Infinite
Everything burrito
Rare Candy, Pokepuffs and Poffins
Scooby Snacks
Health and Mana potions from any number of games
Anything from Shokugeki no Soma and Toriko

>>6523263
>Food is so little a part of my life it doesn't really occur that I desire it
So why are you here, Autismo the Clown?

>>6517752
jesus christ that ham looks delicious

>>6527208
I never got why Fred was so fat when he was basically a human car engine and brake system all the time.

>>6527696
I can assure you, as someone that has an Iberico de Bellota ham in his fridge right now, it is the best cured meat on planet fucking earth.

A wild boar that eats tons of acorns for years and years, forraging in the wild, then cured with sea salt for a year and hung to dry and age for up to (and sometimes over) four years.

And in spain, you can walk around markets with a little paper cone full of the slices for like $5.

>>6527712
>you can walk around markets with a little paper cone full of the slices for like $5
;_;

Thinking of buying some imported pata negra. Costco here sells imported 10lb hams for $250.

>>6523667
grungy ratchet is definitely how id decribe nagisa
fucker tries to kill somebody with a firework

>>6527726
Man... that can't be pata negra... The reason I have one is because I sell it to restaurants, and we can't even get it from the importers for under 35/lb, and that's bone IN prices. Boneless we sell to restaurants for nearly $50/lb.

You sure its not serrano? That seems more like serrano price, which is just a normal pig (basically a prosciutto, which is still great)

>>6526229
>the glowing shit
you mean energon goodies? everything in transformers is energon based, its a solid, a liquid... soundwave lactates some hollow cubes at one point.

>>6527732
yeah, it's serrano. thanks for the tip, would have bought it otherwise.

is authentic pata negra available anywhere in canada or the US for consumer purchase and not just the restaurant industry?

>>6527738
On the internet yeah.

It just will cost like a thousand fucking dollars for a 17lb leg.

Or you could get a 3oz pack of slices for like 25... kinda expensive though.

Here, I'll give you a tip: try to find exactly this "Iberico De Bellota Paleta boneless"

The paleta is the front leg, its smaller (so you don't have to get a 17lb one, you can get like a 5lb one that's 100% yeild) and it cures faster, so it ages less and costs less per lb.

Always make sure to get the Iberico "de Bellota" or "Puro Bellota". That means it was raised in the forrest eating acorns. The regular iberico (iberico cebo) is farmed, and while it's still good, isn't really worth the money.

An Iberico de Bellota Paleta boneless will be about 5lbs, maybe cost a retail consumer $300 total, and will last for years if kept properly (refrigerated, smeared with lard to keep moisture balance).

And fuck man... Fresh sliced iberico whenever you want. It's the only way to live. It's so addictive, my wife demands we have some in the house lol.

>>6527757
Awesome, thanks for the post. I would be willing to spend up to $1000 for a leg for serious. Already keep a really good Australian ham In stock; find myself eating from it a lot!

>>6527767
If you get a whole leg, keep the fat cap in one piece (look up a guide on cleaning/trimming), then strap it down to the slicing area with cling wrap to keep it moist. It's a good little trick!

Try the 5J brand, pretty much the best you can get in the US. Fermin is alright, but 5J is the real quality stuff.

What's this Australian ham?

>>6527702

Warmth.

The dude is literally wearing an oversized shirt and some underwear (I assume).

Gotta keep warm somehow.

>>6527826
That doesn't answer the question.
Even if it was warmth, he would be burning way too much fat to have that kind of body. Especially in a paleolithic era where food was sparse.

Purple Flurp.

>>6515742
Limestone pies from Return to Oz. They look delicious and I want to make an edible version of them. Any ideas?

>>6527884
Probably key lime with something else.

>>6527602
I still want to try that rice cooker bread recipe they had ("Japan #2".) I just need to get my hands on one.

>>6527866
They have modern-esque houses, animals as appliances, and a Freemasonry.
Historical accuracy is not a thing.

>>6517756
Tastes like this.

>>6526910

Yeah, but then you vomit afterwards.

>>6528222
Honestly I always thought that shit was nasty. Tasted and smelled like vomit to me.

>>6518514
>>6520633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>6517930
Knowing the weasleys he'd never eaten anything but spam and cup noodles until hogwarts.

>>6517785
THERE IT IS!

>>6528294
Nah, they were "poor" but the sort of poor where they still managed to eat good every day.

>>6528317
So they were on the dole?

I'm really hungry now.

>>6520633
>>6528289
Jesus Christ watching that video was sad.
His mom is probably videotaping him. I'm sure he said, "Mom! I thought of a great video idea for youtube!" and thought everyone at school would think it was funny and cool. Maybe he would make some friends too!

Then him and his mom went to the store and bought all the ingredients. They even laid them out nicely on a sheet pan.

Think about being his parents. Knowing you had a kid like that. Their house looks pretty nice too. They probably just want him to be happy but are devastated on the inside having to raise and live with this autistic kid.

>>6528419
it's his brother actually, and he doesn't get any less autistic as time goes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRYohU7sSdQ

>>6528430
Christ...

>>6528337
Nah, their parents just knew how to actually spend what they had. I.e. on food instead of new clothes when they could just give the younger ones hand me downs.

>>6528430
Do you have the link for the one where his dad tried to take his iPad?

>>6528419
The kid is legit autism. His brother is a dickbag for enabling him, and even posting embarrassing vids of him even though he should definitely know the kid is fucked.

>>6528493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwE7Gao4GUk

Radda.

>>6528553

Radda ra-radda, Radda!

fuck the cute girls doing cute things, I want cakes shaped like tanks served to me on a remote control tank carrier