/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just For You

And Just For You.

>>6507472
F-F-F-F-F-FFFFUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!
!!!
!!!
...
!~

Ohh la la!

1AM Hunger Alert!!!

2 points for Ken!!

Has anyone tried Jack's special chicken recipe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfT-nMsWp4U

>>6507508
This is a KBDProductionsTV thread.

Just for you

>>6507512
And Just For You!

:-)

>>6507512
Is that the name of Jack's production company?

>>6507519
Does that fatass bum have a production company?

>Didn't think so

>>6507526
Sir, Jack is a professional, and was almost on the food network. You should show him some more respect.

>>6507535
>Almost

This isn't horseshoes or hand grenades.

211k subs and a production company.

>>6507537
Jack has 150k subs on only ONE of his 4 channels. How many channels does the tax evader have?

>>6507541
211k subs

Tough shit cuck

2 Points For Ken!!!

>>6507547
As I said, on ONE of his channels. Combined, he has over 300k. Beautiful.
Also, he gives back to the community, rather than leech off of it.

he puts his life on the line for his reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdVaXElbqI8
Kens not a homophobe

>>6507568
Hooray!

He has channels that the same people subscribe to.

>I have a million channels with 1 subscriber on each

>I have a million subs

You are a fucking moron.

>>6507619
You are just jealous of jacks superior fan base.
Not only does he have more subs, but he can actually cook. What does Ken do? Eat. Ken is a destroyer, Jack is a creator.

>>6507627
211k subs

Which channel of Jacks beat that again?

2 points for Ken!

>>6507631
All of them together.
Jack wins, and he will celebrate with a lazy mans omelette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0

Jack with his channels 196K subs.

Ken with one channel 211k subs.

>assblasted Jack homo response in 3,2,1

>>6507638
What else would you expect from a bunch of idiots following a man that admits he is basically illiterate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qei3jXCrxr0

>>6507640
you're taking that out of context

>>6507649
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JACK CAN'T READ!!!!

Call him Floyd Mayweather Jr(without the skill and money).

>>6507657
no, he just doesnt like reading, if you had watched his videos you would see he prefers listening to audiobooks.

>>6507526
>Ken has a production company
>mooches $40 from children off the internet
Ken then donates the money to a food bank to stroke his ego, make a vlog video and get a tax writeoff all with one stone. Instead of the original sender just donating the money themselves they give it to Ken and he literally gets to pay less taxes because he drove 10 minutes to the place. Gasoline he probably wrote off too.

>>6507668
Has Jack ever donated anything? Besides his wife's vagina to the black community, I mean.

Who ja/ck/ing it here?

>>6507666
Probably because his dumbass can't read

>>6507668
>being mad that you are fucking stupid.

Too bad you didn't think it up first, eh?

>>6507640
This is probably why he always messes up his product reviews. It's not that he doesn't read the directions, it's that he can't read them.

I like his videos. He's not yelling around, not using jumpcuts all over the fucking place and he's just making dishes people told him would be great.

>Dumps 2 cups of sugar onto salmon filets
>Washes it off hours later

Jack, I...

>>6507508
>I got a call from Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Ja/ck/ is so glorious even his cereal speaks with him

>>6507583
IT'S RAW YOU FUCKING DONKEY

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>6507828
I would fucking love to see Ja/ck/ on Hell's Kitchen. He would present his signature dish: raw chicken covered in cinnamon toast crunch served with Aunt Mryna's "salad". Ramsay would probably punch him right in the gob.

>>6507615
What are these series of 'debates' with a guy sharing his last name (his brother)? I saw the History one where Jack discusses his contempt for schools teaching history and how it's of no use to us now.
He is astoundingly stupid as this video shows.

>tfw I just browse /pol/ and /x/ but just found out other people love jackonthego, joeysworldtour, kbdproductions, etc.

>>6507898
He did get BTFO by his own brother though. Also, his brother isn't a fat dumbfuck like Ja/ck/ so what happened in his life that caused him to be such a fuckup? What events transpired to create the King?

>>6507615
>debating homosexuality in that hat

Jack Jr. son is getting big and strong from football and all the while Jack still can't fuck his hogbride.

The son shall rise...

Just like KBD his spawn hates him

>>6507913
It's only because his brother is slightly less stupid than him and can construct middle school tier logical arguments to counter ja/ck/'s uninformed retarded views which are cobbled together from bits of church sermons and Jack Jr's personal views.
I'd also like to know what events transpired to cause his eldest son to become estranged and move to Hollywood to pursue a career in the #swag arts.

>>6507934
Wait, he has another son?! He never talks about his other son, wtf!

>>6507960
His older son smokes a lot of weed.

>>6507852
Do you want to fuck me?
I want to fuck me.

>>6507988
I think he stayed in California too

>>6507615
Ken wrote the book on being a fucking faggot, how could he be a homophobe?

>>6508027
If you smoke a shitload of weed you want to stay in CA.

Is the older son from the same marriage?

>>6508045
I don't think so. But then I don't think his kids are related to him anyway. Ja/ck/ is probably a virgin King that has been cucked his entire life. He claims to like women but his wife looks like an ogre. Maybe she was better looking 150 lbs ago.

>people ironically liking that piece of shit ken and that faggot cuck jack
I just want the king to come back. :(

who the fuck is ken

new to /ck/ here, I've only seen the video where cuts wood with a knife. are there any other videos even slightly as horrifying as that?

>>6508141
this

After watching Ja/ck/ on that F for Frank channel, I've realized how incredibly stupid he is. Beyond being a hopeless cook, pathetic man, idiot cuckold, he is probably mentally-retarded and possibly has Down syndrome. Are super religious Americans all this fucking stupid?

If I was Jack Jr. I would be ashamed that this man was my legal guardian. Hell I'd probably try to get him arrested or killed.

>>6507583

Finally somebody posted the video with the blood chicken.
Can you really microwave it until it's done? I'm not a poultry master

>>6508140

I don't get why people like that guy. Is it because he reminds them of themselves?

>>6508320
They like watching Joey humiliate himself by eating raw pork, nutella without his using hands, or straight wasabi. Also his stupid noises and phrases. Now he is trying to be like Ken Domik and alienating his hardcore fans. He is a sad sack of shit that will fail everyone.

>>6508216
>Are super religious Americans all this fucking stupid?
Personally speaking, no. My grandfather is incredibly, incredibly, incredibly religious but he used to work for NASA for 20 years before retiring and he's still pretty intelligent in all other areas but religion and religion related.

>>6507852
Why can't he bring his hand to his fat face instead of bobbing for cheese

>>6508165
Party Cheese Salad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

(Allegedly) Yorkshire Puddings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

Lazy Man's Enchiladas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

Butter Coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8awc082a-W4

>>6507775
kek'd

>>6508538
>the first link

dear god

>>6508165
Here's some of his best moments.

>>6508609
I would genuinely make and review it myself, but I had surgery and can't eat solid food for like a month.

>>6508613
haven't had this good of a chuckle in a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTgnCbm29Ms
wa la

Wait why does everyone hate Ken?
And does anyone like Daym anymore?

>>6508709
I hate the way he says "Okay?" all the time while explaining incredibly simple things.

Also, the ending to that video is really fucking creepy. I don't want to be eyefucked by a fat guy eating brownies.

>>6508882

I love Jack, he is my favorite YouTube food guy. He's so sexy in a weird way, I'm not sure what it is about him.

>>6509004
Fuck off, literal faggot

>>6508994
Why won't he blink though? Why won't he fucking blink? Is he human? I keep expecting to see a second set of eyelids blink horizontally.

>>6509008
Maybe he's just like shoenice who poisoned himself so much he doesn't blink anymore.

>>6509007
No need to be so hateful, just stating an opinion. That's what the thread is for, so you can fuck right off yourself.

>>6509004
You will never be sceak.

>>6509020
Wtf is that?

>>6508107
thats his first wife

>>6509016
Eat shit, fudge packer

>>6509074
His face looks exactly like Jack's current wife though. He looks nothing like Jack

>>6509083
Most homophobes have homosexual tendencies that they're embarrassed of.

>>6509103
If the grace of god is a homosexual tendency then so be it.
But mark my words, my all American behind shall never be penetrated by the devil.

>>6509116
Why, scared you might like it?

>>6509103
True. But most normal people have an inherent disgust in homosexuals. Not a fear, a disgust.

>>6509103

[citation needed]

>>6509123
www.truescience.org/homophobes-hiding-homoerotic-sexual-urges

>>6507615
>Did you choose to be straight?
>Yes!

There you have it. He chose it. He is attracted to men and had to make a conscious choice not to fuck them and he doesn't realise that straight people don't have to make that decision. They just aren't attracted to men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0t_lrQm_4k

>How to make salad dressing
>Start with a full bottle of salad dressing

>>6509461
>breaking the spaghetti up
why.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXrSSCfpFKE
So jack doesn't know what "money shot" means

>>6509738
He is not permitted to film his bull

>>6507508
what a fucking idiot

>traegr
>traegr
>traegr
why do you fags watch this? he's makin' bank off u foolz

>>6507615
jack, close your fucking mouth

he just leaves it agape constantly

>>6507615
>i pick out my wife's clothes, i design her outfits at the store

>>6507720

yeah i like his editing style. that i will grant to him. he is very good at pacing his videos - he shows just enough to get the information across, but cuts it off once enough has been shown. i think the fade-ish transitions work well too because it makes it seem like time has passed, rather than a cold cut.

Are you cu/ck/s ready to make a romantic dinner for your wife before she is inseminated by a large group of homeless black men?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8

>>6509895
i hate everything about him

i hate his voice, his muppet mouth, i hate his jokes

i hate him

>>6507852
SAUCE

GOD SAUCE PLEASE

I NEED THIS

>>6509929
Here you go buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpHJffM3G1c

>>6507637
If I have the ingredients, I'll make a lazy man's omelette. Stay tuned, gang.
I hope I can find a suitable bag.

>>6510111
>stop eating on camera, you're killing us, we're starving. it looks great

>>6509895
>>6509909
He is honestly a huge piece of shit. Like even worse than Ken. If you faggots are going to abandon Joey I would rather watch Ken over this faggot.

>>6509895
I'm fucking speechless... This patronizing asshole. This obese manchild telling me to eat before I eat just because he can't restrain himself when there's food on the table. This goatee smug face telling me to shave. Then he proceeds to slap prefabricated shit together in his shitty "cooking" show.

Enough internet for today - I'm going outside. FUCK!

#KillJack
#BringBackJoey

>homophobe
>doesn't like history
>can't cook worth a shit
>shills his shitty sauces and products
This dude is making Ken look good. I don't know why you faggots keep making threads about this fuck.

>>6510252
You also forgot he can't read

>>6510252
>doesn't like history
Huh?

You forgot

>Moved across the country because California was going to teach his son sex-ed

>>6510241
>Make sure you don't serve your pre-mixed bagged salad in a tweety bird bowl

What the fuck is wrong with this guy???

>>6509895
"The last thing you wanna do is to fill your lady up on valentine". So jack who is gonna fill up your lady?

>>6510389

>>6510399

>>6507637
Why wouldn't you beat the eggs before putting them in the bag?

>>6507615
right at the end he hints at views on white men no longer being in the majority but says that's for another video.
does that video exist? it sound like it might expose his cucking ways

>>6508534
simulates sucking a superior black cock better this way

>>6510445
At least you can talk.

>>6508538
>York-sh-eye-er

No, just no.

>>6510484
It gets worse

>>6510484
>>6510488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMZaXDymBqI

His redo isn't as bad, at least he's got pronunciation down.

>>6510497

they turn out great in the redo. still find it hilarious that he thought they 'turned out great' in the first one despite obviously having done some perfunctory research into them beforehand.

>>6510471

why sso meny cia

>>6510372
sauce needed

>>6510516
In a livestream someone asked why he moved, and he said that he didn't like it when the government tells him what his kids can and can't learn in school. He started to expand into the whole sex thing, but then he started to wind down when he realised he was ranting.

>>6510519
King Ja/ck/ is one of the dumbest people on the planet. That's why he is our King.

>>6510497
He's such a fucking piece of shit.

Let's celebrate Shark Week by eating a fuckin' shark, guys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfu7Ul5g8s

>>6509895
Chicken marinated in salty processed tomato water leaking on to the microwaved potato and broccoli, all served on a paper plate. With a side of cheesecake made of nothing that resembles the actual ingredients of cheesecake
Wa-la

>>6510757
First comment is a woman saying she would dump anyone that presented her that cheesecake

I kek'd

>>6510372
He did a series of videos with who we believe to be his brother that are a series of issue-oriented "debates" that are made to resemble a news program. In this video Jack is strongly against history being taught in schools because it's useless and there's nothing to be gained from it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVWUrD1qTw

Other debate topics are gun control, the role of unions, the prison system, gay rights (which Joey is strongly against), and my personal favorite-- how loser Gamers leave him mean spirited comments on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8g-lq9DHnA

>>6510766
why would they make a shirt like that in that size?

>>6510728
>i like sharks so i'm going to eat shark
>shilling shark week
>no reference to what type of shark it is
>cocktail coconut cream
>in some sort of ceviche recipe
>ewww! that is so gross!
>mixing those ingredients with a whisk
>looks like the return of the cheese salad
>beautiful
>shilling clingfilm like we've never seen it before
>searing the steaks
>by putting them in cold oil
>overall temperature set to low
>presentation equals cutting it up like it's for his cat
>arranging the pieces like they're watching three tomato halves fuck on a bed of lettuce
>born to cuck
>beautiful salad
>stresses the importance of cooking the marinade to avoid the dangers of raw fish
>moves pan out the way to reveal a lot of raw looking shark

>>6510780
>Joey

>>6509738
Okay but like, he is almost right on this one even though he doesn't know the other meaning of it.

The money shot traditionally refers to an expensive setpiece or special effect sequence, hence the name.

>>6510793
Yeah but the term has been thoroughly soiled by the porn industry and giggly teenage boys. He also named his first online store the "Jack Shack" and his screen name is jakatak69. Oblivious sexual innuendo is just part of his cuckold tendencies.

>>6510783
LOL. How the fuck is he attempting to sear fish when it's in the pan with all that liquid and at such a low temperature? He is basically braising it.

>>6510800
shit I just realised it sounded like I was defending the cuck king, yeah used out of context of movie making it's definitely a porn thing, especially when you say it while showing a large, gushing meat log.

also, checked.1

>>6507508
Poor kid

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>>6510728
>theyre supposed to get opay-ick

>>6510728
>you dont want that raw fish to get you sick. with that raw fish juice.

>>6510780
>oovoo

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>>6510780
how did his lips even get like that

he looks ridiculous

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>>6509895
Fucking hell, does he actually think this shit is useful advice?

New video. Applesauce Cake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrR4mIZzwSw

>>6510111
Britfag here. What a waste a good muffins.

>>6511238
Apart from his excessive use of the word 'beautiful', that was a pretty normal video.

Has Jack finally lost it?

>>6511443
>>6511238
Anyone else notice his wife just show up to operate the Kitchenaid mixer? It didn't require two people, does she just not trust him with the mixer?

Only the King could be cucked by an appliance he owns.

>>6507472

Goddamnit internet.

Now every fat cunt with a gimmicky hat thinks he can have a cooking show.

Oooh he's big, so that means he must love food and know a lot about it.

Oooh look how many knives he has deliberately placed in the shot. He must be so pro.

Fagurts!

>>6511640
does she hate him as much as we do?

i mean, she never smiles, never seems happy

she seems like shes a second away from telling him to go fuck himself

>>6511679
She fucks other men and occasionally eats his slop food. I think she is at her apex as a fatty. If she lost half her weight she would also dump his ass.

>>6511238
>greek flavored yogurt

>>6511681
>If she lost half her weight she would also dump his ass

That must be why Jack is always so insistent on feeding her cheesecake filling from a can at all times.

It's just like out of "Bone Appuh Teet" magazine, guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njp03sg7zOk

>>6511681

Can someone post pic of wife?

I don't want to visit link because I don't want to give the shithead another view (and therefore money).

>>6510111
>gets called out on criticizing pizza but not making his own
>puts premade sauce on english muffins
>pre-grated cheese
>pre-sliced pepperoni
it's like something 7 year olds would make at a birthday party

>>6511696
You only give money if you accidentally click on an ad he's got before the vid. I'm sure most of 4chan already has adblock though

>>6511696
Just 4 u

>>6511691
>its all up to the wife, you know how that is

>>6511668
I love how he literally never touches those knives.

>>6511706
shes looking at the bottle thinking about how easy it would be to poison him

>>6511691
i would have never thought to cut a cake in layers and smear jelly all over it

what a great recipe

>>6511691
im glad he took the time to shill that cling wrap, the cake surely would have gone bad in the 20 minutes he too to make the diarrhea shit that he poured over it

>>6511763
press n seal is actually pretty based, anon.

We don't take ja/ck/ seriously, do we?

H-he's like the Chris-chan of cooking... right?

>>6509895
>makes romantic dinner
>eats it alone in his kitchen

>>6511807
take him seriously in what way?

nobody thinks he's good at cooking, i don't even think he knows what real good food tastes like

he' just a beautiful disaster of a man with no intelligence or ability to improve. he's cucked by his wife and resented by junior. his wedding ring is spray painted gold, he can't lose any weight after years of trying and despite all of this he thinks there's a benevolent god and would rather move house than let his child get a proper education

JACK
----U-I
----CN
----KG

>>6511691
>wa la!

>>6511703
No. They would make pizzas using premade pizza bases at the very least.

That's something only a slovenly cuck would make.

>>6511844
half of his recipes are taking normal foods and then just multiplying the number of calories in them by like 3-4 times

>>6511691
ahahahhahahahahhaha

why he looks like homer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF_JZ9adoq8

>>6509461
>3 roma tomatoes
>oh really? where? Behind those beefsteak abominations maybe?

>>6509461 HE DIDN'T SALT THE WATER PREVIOUSLY???

HE DIDN'T BRING IT TO A FULL BOIL FIRST?

WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

>>6510399
I don't get it, what exactly did he lose?

>>6511876
WHY does he pick every possible phrase that could mean jerking it

is he that oblivious

Why the fuck has he still not removed his raw chicken guide?

He was happy to accept that a lot of his recipes were trash and redid them, he actually redid some of them decently, he has the ability to listen to criticism and improve based on it.

So why the fuck wont he remake the one guide that can put people in the hospital?

>>6507472
>A review of something you're trying to market
lol

>>6511915
presumably his last shred of dignity after finding his wife is in labour with a black baby or something cucked up like that

>>6511844
>>6511691

>lumpy ganache
>calls cool whip whipped cream
>dumps "ganache" on cake like dog diarrhea
>wa la

That's enough, Jack. Put the spoon down.

>>6512247
To be fair.
It was "lazy man"

>>6512358
He does this crap constantly even when he doesn't call it "lazy man's". He always cut corners and does sloppy shit.

>>6511837
I like the fact that he appears to believe that he is on television. In his old videos he'd go to "commercial break" to sell his sauce, he talks about acquaintances missing his show as if he is on live, and always refers to it being a show rather than videos.
It's like he was play acting his Food Network show fantasy and forgot it isn't real.

>>6512386
This is true.
>>6512409
Lel, never thought of it like that, except the shameless selfplugging.

>mfw this got deleted
why? someone a couple threads ago requested it but I didn't have a chance until now

>>6512732
A lot of posts are getting deleted for no reason. Yet the one that is the same phrase copied and pasted over and over remains. Good job.

So has anyone seen this movie
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1327763/
The cuck lord himself put it together apparently
>https://youtu.be/zuxRTuPOiag

>>6512866
Just don't write "cuck" and you'll be fine.

>>6512877
That's bullshit, it's not a banned word on this board.

>>6512877
Jack the netorare king confirmed

>>6512873
that's his brother.

>>6510780
>gay rights (which Joey is strongly against),

proof?

>>6512880

>>/ck/thread/S6507472#p6510800

It is.

>>6512877

Can i write nigger motherfucking kike die ill rape your faggot fucking children?

>>6511691
>that absolutely hideous garnish
Has this fuck even see anything nice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj10WJw6Wr8

>>6513111

he is so god damn fat my human soul has been waylaid by his titanic fucking ass

Why can't Jack review food without dismantling it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUw-iLX25v4

Aside from how he generally is, I am particularly disgusted that he calmly cooks a dead fly into his Belashi at 2:18 and on.

https://youtu.be/vQvYzk41U9k?t=2m18s

>>6513216

>>6513205
Well, that particular series is called 'playing with your food' so I don't know what you expected.

>>6513220
From Jack, that is exactly what I expected. That doesn't mean it's not retarded.

>>6513216
>>6513218

>>6513216
>knows he fucked the dough up
>doesn't retry, just keeps going
>makes the video anyway
What the fuck.

>>6513216
You know what's sad? The girl who did a collaboration with him for this video is infinitely better than him and has not a tenth of his views.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

Holy fuck. He must be some kind of wizard, I don't understand how such incompetence can gather so many views.

>>6513216
>he calmly cooks a dead fly into his Belashi

Jesus christ, how low will Jack go?

>>6512926
No it's not. Doesn't matter how shitty a mod or janitor is, they can't ban words when they feel like it.

>>6513489
Prove it, ya cuck.

>>6512880
>>6513489
>>6513553

i got banned for it :/

friendly reminder to focus on the cooking content of his videos and not to speculate on his sex life

>>6513563
Why not both? You can't ban off-topic conversation. Not every word or sentence uttered on a board is relevant to the topic or board itself.

>>6513569
>>6513563
They also deleted posts that were only making fun of his cooking.

>>6513563
and yet they let totally irrelevant Joey threads exist.
Fuckers.

>>6513406

yup, she has 132 videos and most barely break 1000 views. Her accent is awful though but she can cook far better than Jack. Jack barely cooks half the time.

>>6513430

It is because he is very involved with his church. He has this big network of churchgoers that all have their own big networks. That's basically how a lot of these big Christians (or Jews or Muslims for that matter) can get pretty big events off the ground.

On contract the average secular person has like 20 friends and doesn't see an assload of them every sunday.

>>6513608
>Her accent is awful though
I think it's cute tbh

>>6513608
>>6513406

Why watch a high test Russian qt and remind myself that I'll die alone? I'd rather watch Joey and Jack and mock their even shittier lives.

>>6513620
Jack is a homeowner with a family and his own business. How is his life shittier than yours?

>>6513625
He wouldn't own shit without his wife who despises him, his kid resents him, he's a supreme cuck, bald, retarded, probably has Down syndrome, hopelessly obese, bad at everything he attempts and severely religious.

And lol at owning a "business". Hawking shitty sauces is not anything to be proud of.

Incidentally, I own a home and make six figures but I have severe social anxiety and can't talk to people IRL.

>>6513620
The majority of the viewers on his channel aren't like you... I think

>>6513630
>And lol at owning a "business". Hawking shitty sauces is not anything to be proud of.

You realize he makes up to $4700 a month with just his main channel right? Now that is probably less because it is likely not monetized optimally, but he definitely is trying to squeeze money out of youtube so $2500/3k a month seems likely. Then he has 2 more channels that people watch as well, earning him another several hundred dollars a month.

Then he sells some shitty sauces on the side.

Jack is pretty fucking well off financially.

>>6513430
I'm not from America, around 4:30 -is that really one cup? Fucking hell.

>>6513643
A cup is eight ounces. Fucking douche

>>6513647
Is that just some weird way of saying 250ml??

>>6513661
Wow you are annoying

>>6513668
>implying i'm them

>>6513639
You honestly think you can make over $55k/yr with the number of views Jack gets? If that were the case everyone would be on Youtube's dick for that jew money. In reality, he probably gets around 1.5k a month on average. I know a youtuber with 400k subs that barely makes $45k/yr. His sauce business probably barely makes any profit and he'll eventually shut it down.

Jack is a loser.

>>6513639
From a local news article on him:

>By 2000 he had left radio and was managing a chef who was developing his own sauce. The chef bailed and left him with 300 lbs. of spice.

>"I had to do something," Scalfani says. So he concocted a barbecue sauce. One day he brought it to Brees butcher shop in Garden Grove and asked them to set out samples. When he returned, the butcher told him customers liked it so much they ordered some – by the case.

>The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste was born. Scalfani began selling it at the Orange County Market Place and on the web. ($60,000 in sales in 2011).

$60k a year, four years ago, before he got them into walmart. It sounds like the sauce is probably his main business.

>>6512930
But can you write hands free fapping?

>>6513691
Jack may be astonishingly stupid and vocal about his backwards, anti intellectual views, as well as being one of the worst cooks I've ever seen, but he does seem happy with his life.

Can you say the same?

>>6513708
Key word is "seem"

>>6513705
>confusing gross sales and net sales
>only one sauce in walmart
>contains HFCS

Lol, come back when serious.

>>6513715
>average_dota_player.jpg

>>6513705
If he was so well-off, why did he live in a tiny house that he rented in Cali? Why did he move out to bumfuck, TN into a house that his dad owns? Why can't he afford a decent car? Why to anything in his life?

>>6513708
It's hard to say considering Jack is so utterly deluded about damn near everything. I can say that I am better than Jack but I don't know if I'm happier all the time. I think I probably am most of the time.

>>6513725
because he's a
CUCK
U
C
K

>>6513725
I didn't mean to say he's well off. Like >>6513718 said, that was gross sales, not net sales. I don't know how much he made off of the sauces back then. I was just saying it's likely to be more than that since he got them in walmart, and he probably makes more from the sauces than he does from Youtube.

And even if he is well off, his wife probably spends all of his money on nice clothes that she never wears for him.

>>6513708
"it is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied" -John Mill

>>6513730
What the cuck did you just cucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I have the best sauces you’ll ever taste, and I’ve been involved in numerous jack on the go raids on pizza restaurants, and I have over 300lbs excess fat AFTER P90x . I am trained in gorilling chicken until it is pink and juicy and I’m the top cold oil searer in the entire church. You are nothing to me but just another mean gamer commenter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision like history never even happened, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my brother and church group across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The beautiful storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your inferior white penis. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make juicy bbq chicken in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in buying every infommercial knife i see, but I have access to the entire arsenal of any kitchenware companies I’m willing to shill and I will use it to its full extent to butter you like coffee if my wife lets me, you little gamer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “cuck” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. It’s gonna be great. I will shit ganache all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Wa la

>>6513839
well cuckd

>>6513839

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32MzNv1zZ30

is he mentally challenged?

>>6513839
>I am trained in gorilling chicken until it is pink and juicy

>>6513839
Well fucking done

>>6513943
jack jr is becoming high test

>>6513959
It is his destiny.

>>6513943
jack jr's side bitch

>>6513994
Rebecca is best Jackfu

>>6513994
I'd take her to the Jack Shack.

>>6513839
udungoofed_cuck.txt

>>6513994
Ive spotted the bull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B95AK71KNGQ

>>6514513
the return of the perfect omelette theme song

Why is there no decent seeing Jack in a grocery store copypasta?

I'd do it but I'm too lazy and not clever.

>>6514859
it would just get deleted like my navy seals one

>>6514948
What did you just say about me you little bitch?

>>6514948

This one ? >>6513839

>>6514964
i'd tell you but then i'd have to get banned again

>>6514987
yeah

>>6514948

What the cuck did you just cucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I have the best sauces you’ll ever taste, and I’ve been involved in numerous jack on the go raids on pizza restaurants, and I have over 300lbs excess fat AFTER P90x . I am trained in gorilling chicken until it is pink and juicy and I’m the top cold oil searer in the entire church. You are nothing to me but just another mean gamer commenter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision like history never even happened, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my brother and church group across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The beautiful storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your inferior white penis. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make juicy bbq chicken in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in buying every infommercial knife i see, but I have access to the entire arsenal of any kitchenware companies I’m willing to shill and I will use it to its full extent to butter you like coffee if my wife lets me, you little gamer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “cuck” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. It’s gonna be great. I will shit ganache all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Wa la

mez une plase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6h0a_-tZXw

Cu/ck/ king: the begging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1FfZiiK-I4

>>6515092
Why can't he pronounce anything French? In one video, someone sent him a picture of poutine. He had never heard of it before and went through every possible pronunciation except the correct one before settling on "pew-tins"

>>6515105
because he is a retard

>>6515104
ah, back when the gold paint hadn't worn off his wedding ring

>>6511703
Its called "lazy man's pizza" you dipshit

>>6515092
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6h0a_-tZXw

This is like watching Homer Simpson pretend to teach my dog about cooking. If Homer was a pathetic faggot that got off on watching his wife fuck other men.

Inb4

>>6515235
ok maybe i was being pedantic, even though i think using english muffins to make pizza is like using instant ramen to make a lazy man's spaghetti bolognese

my main issue is that he said pizza hut and papa johns was nasty and his fans requested that he makes what he thinks is better

and this is what he makes

>>6515104
What the fuck did i just watch?!?

who will reign supreme? jack or joey?

>>6515396
I'm a Jack fanboy, but I'll be honest, I've never watched a Joey video. Can you link what you think is the best Joey video to watch first?

>>6515401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

>>6515404

>>6515404
>posting tosh.0 memeshit Joey
>not posting his magnum opus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1_1rPq2LA

>>6515104
>>6515155
>>6515225

King Ja/ck/ is truly the netorare master

it's like the worst baby boomer cook lady from a church decided to record herself making lazy potluck recipes that taste like salt and processed chemicals

>>6515435
He's more disgusting and annoying than I ever imagined.

I think I'm losing it guys, something the NTR king made actually looked decent. If he used fresh carrots and less premade soups this might be pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWmkd3nz18g

>>6507675
he shilled for some food box company that donated cash to a foodbank in fresno i think

>>6508045
lol no and serious pot head moved to washington or colorado by now

>>6515773
According to one of his videos he said he used to donate 10% of his jewtube money to his church but now he donates to a food bank instead.

>>6515743
>a little olive oil

help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k_gJ9cZ_Dg

She can whoopie pie, and you can too!

>>6516056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggi9ydFaLAQ

How does somebody with such terrible taste and little understanding of cooking make a living doing it?

>>6515104
Does he have a lazy eye?

>>6516517
I think he successfully fills a niche in the market. There must be millions of people just like jack who exist, who want to 'learn how to cook' but from somebody just like themselves. He's overweight and his recipes are so unambitious that truly any beginner can make them. A lot of people would rather watch videos by somebody like that instead of some skinny European chef. I think it's the same reason Jamie Oliver is so popular.
also cooking beginners probably wouldn't notice his mistakes because they're rarely that obvious

>>6516517
most youtube celebrities are full of shit and make themselves look better with special effects.

>>6516605
hey guys, today i'm going to do another lazy man's recipe, today i'm going to be making a lazy eye, it's gonna be great

>>6515743
H-how?
>cube frozen chicken
>easier
>fucking Pillsbury shit
>non-fresh pepper
>gallon of oil
>crowded pan
>cooks it to fucking grayness
>no browning
>frozen veg
>canned soup
>steams meat
Jack is a master of deception, his constant praise wears down your will, never trust him, he feigns knowledge and looks, those rolls will always look nice, they're made to, but that slop he made was shit

>>6516614
kek
>now the recipe says to strain the fat from the eye or it will clump up in the face, but I don't, to me, that's pure flavor

>>6507508
>"Ooh, wow. Grind does even finer."

This god damn idiot doesn't even understand basic cooking terms? Chop is CHOP you fucking idiot. Grinding is how you produce flour. God fucking damn it. I didn't think this fat fuck could make me mad again.

>>6516610
I read an interview where he said that his mom watched the food network religiously, but neither her or himself had ever made a single recipe from it because "There're five things I (have to drive to get). And I don't have a blow torch to top it off.". He says that more of his viewers actually end up making his recipes.

Some other quotes from the article.

>"Food Network: It doesn't appeal to your Walmart customer. But I do. And someday they're going to realize that."

>"Tarragon? What is tarragon? I'm not using that. Salt. Pepper. Oregano. Garlic salt. I'm stickin' to the standards."

>He says that sometimes viewers ask why he doesn't use more fresh produce.
>"Fresh? Really? That's a half-hour more I could be playing video games."

>"No one wants to see me," he says. "They want to see what a simmer looks like. I love Rachael Ray, but ... it drives me nuts. Just stop talking. Just cook. I want to see the goo when you open it, the steam when you cut into it."

>>6516635
heston the hitman needs to introduce jack to jack
the ripper
please someone put on his mouth
a zipper
don't use garlic salt, don't do crack
fresh produce prevents scurvy
...nigger
>I love Rachael Ray...drives me nuts. Just stop talking. I want to see the goo when you open

>>6516652
He needs to enter Valhalla, Shiny and Chrome.

>>6516704
WITNESS ME!!

>>6514513
>make sure to lay your bread out on your washer dryer combo.

perfect

>>6516610
>hating on Jamie Oliver
Pls go.

>>6516635
>By 2000 he had left radio and was managing a chef who was developing his own sauce. The chef bailed and left him with 300 lbs. of spice.

what? why does a chef need a manager for making a sauce? why would the chef bail at the point where he already has 300lbs of spice.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/scalfani-343887-says-food.html?page=1

>>6516843
i'm not hating on him, i'm just saying the reason he gained popularity in the uk was because he appealed to chav mums who wouldn't listen to actual chefs

>>6516614
juicy, pink and beautiful

>>6514513
>The dog ate some of the bread during the night
>May have slobbered on the remaining bread
>It's fine, use it anyway
>Cut up stale bread and put it in a bowl
>"Looks beautiful"

It's stale bread, Jack. I'm not saying stale bread doesn't have legitimate uses in cooking, but it cannot be described as beautiful by itself.

Just one more picture and my artwork is finally complete.

>>6517729
lelmao, keep it up, this is a good collage.

>>6517729
What the fuck is top right?
What the fuck is that trashcan?

>>6517729
It will never be complete, Anon. Jack will be fucking everything he does up forever.

>>6517740
It was "Lazy mans romantic valentines dinner"
He wanted to make a "light desert" that isnt too filling so jack picked a 5" deep cheesecake. The blob in the pie is coolwhip.
Yes, coolwhip.

And as you can imagine, jack ate the valentines dinner alone in his kitchen.

>>6516614
Why the fuck am I laughing so hard at that

>>6517764
It wasn't cool whip. It was Philidelphia ready made cheesecake filling from a tub.

>>6517782
Oh was it? The tub looks similar.

>>6510780
Let us study the teachings of Ja/ck/

>>6517729
What the fuck is everything going on here?

>>6517729
You're missing the Yorkshire pudding one

>>6514513
>Thanksgiving rebroadcast - Nov 2008

He legitimately thinks he's on television

>>6517841
He's so unabashedly stupid that they become difficult to watch. Even ironically

>>6515743
>"IF" he used fresh carrots and less premade soups this "MIGHT" be pretty good

>>6509895

this fucking infuriates me. He's not saying anything helpful. It just reeks of pure laziness. If you're going to make a three course meal for your SO, fucking take some time.

Admittedly, I am a chef and if I do get a chance to cook for my wife, I make sure it is perfect for her. I've spent my entire day (usually only get one a week) off prepping for dinner while she's at work. I know, I'm a chef and it's something I enjoy, but for fuck's sake man. Fuck you Jack.