/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6504400
Pretty much. This has happened to me with onion rings at burger king too.

>go to tim hortons drive-thru
>order 4 bacon breakfast wraps
>employee has a major attitude with me over 4 breakfast wraps

fuck man, I just want my breakfast wraps

>>6504400
OP here. heres another one.

>go to wendy's
>get chicken nugget combo
>drive home
>open bag
>just an order of fries

>order a cup of ice cream at McD's
>it's served spoon is stuck in it
>about to gtfo from all mouth breather fat fucks crowding the register
>ice cream tips over, onto the floor
>get a replacement for free

>>6504421
Бля oхyитeльнaя иcтopия пpocтo.

>>6504425
>oхyитeльнaя
nigga what

>>6504429
>Бля oхyитeльнaя иcтopия пpocтo
>Shit, it's just a supercool story

>Order soda at Carl's Jr.
>Some fatass comes by and says I shouldn't order any because it's pure sugar it will make me fat

>>6504448
he was just trying to save you from his prison

>>6504410
BK onion rings are like pringles. They are pulverized and shaped into a familiar shape but taste nothing like the real thing.

>>6504416
ahahhaha pwnt

>be white
>go to panda express
>entire restaurant is staffed by Mexicans
>as I move down the line I watch the Mexican servers scoop three huge scoops of orange chicken into the boxes for Mexican customers
>I'm next in line, order orange chicken with my meal
>the Mexican server lady scoops me only two scoops, and even shakes the ladle a bit so that some fall out

Fucking seriously? I just watched you give 4 other customers 3 scoops and you only give me two? And not even two full scoops at that?

>>6504470
>2015
>using "pwnt"

>>6504457
>save me
I most likely drink more than he does, and I'm fucking Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

>>6504400
When I was in high school I ate fast food 3 times a week, now I eat it about 3 times a month, I've never even had a minor issue or had anything forgotten. My story is lack of story.

I thought they got rid of the large ten years ago, same with the daily specials.

>>6504486
It was the super size from what I remember.

>went to a Carl's Jr.
>decided to get the two burgers for 5.50 and a large fries for my sister and myself to split
>box was wasn't folded open
>ask if that's how they're supposed to be
>"yes"
>see the smalls get folded open
>never went back

I shouldn't be mad since it's pretty smart to sell the same quantity of fries in different sizes and prices. And I was dumb enough to buy fast food, but it still doesn't feel good being ripped off even when buying garbage.

>>6504510
>was folded open
>wasn't folded open
did they begin to serve those schroedinger boxes again?

>>6504480

That's because you're a retarded fucking manchild who doesn't eat properly. Soda doesn't make you fat, eating more calories than you burn does.

You fat faggots on this cunt board will never understand fucker fucks

>>6504523
I do know about how eating more calories than you use results in fat building up, twat.

>>6504523
>calls others retarded
>apparently doesn't think soda has calories
>wtf is metabolism

>>6504479
>most likely also pronoucing it as "powned"

>>6504400
>late night, pub's just shut
>need some food to soak up my lager
>go to favorite Halal Fried Chicken
>"Alright bruv, six chicken wings?"
>Yes please Asif"
>two quid bruv
>open box, Asif has given me 7 wings no extra cost
>mfw KFC wants three quid for six, and they aren't even halal

Asif is a bro.

When I was younger I'd go to KFC around 9:30pm and give the teenagers that worked there 2-3 beers and they'd give me a bucket or two of chicken since it was going to get thrown away.

>>6504537
>>apparently doesn't think soda has calories

Just because it has calories doesn't mean you are being forced to over-consume it.

You don't get fat from drinking soda. You get fat from drinking too much soda. Do you understand the difference?

>>6504605
>You get fat from drinking too much soda
Only if you drink more than a gallon every single day for long periods of time, while also being very stationary.

>>6504410
Because Tim Hortonsbus busy as fuxk in the morning, and you're holding up the line-up while they make your four fucking bacon wraps you fat piece of shit.

>>6504518
He said they didn't gold open the large fry box he got, but saw the small size boxes behind counter and they were folded open.

>>6504400
mcdonalds is disgusting. mcgriddle is the worst thingever

>>6504605
>you don't get fat from eating lard, you get fat from eating too much lard

Yeah, I think we ALL get the difference, but thanks for blowing our minds anyway.

Ate lots of Fast Food as a child and teen, but somehow lost the taste for it at age 18

I occasionally eat at McD whenever my nephew/niece wants to, but I switched to Kebap/Currywurst, depending on where I am

I am surpised that there is no german-style fastfood chain in the US, im pretty sure you guys would love it

>>6504617
I'm underweight, that's part of the reason why I need 4 bacon breakfast wraps.

When I order 1 bacon breakfast wrap, the fucking stupid piece of shit tim hortons employees put about half a slice of bacon, a tiny spoonful of egg and a couple shreds of cheese in it.

If you'd just make the fucking things normally (and not try to jew me by making them tiny), I wouldn't need to order 4.

>>6504697
Amerifat here. When I was in Germany for a few weeks about 10 years ago, I could NOT stop eating. You guys do it right. Amerifats love starchiness and pork; that's about 75% of what I ate while there. Kinda surprised German fast food isn't more common here, as well.

>>6504400
>go to KFC
>buy some tendies
>get home
>they're soaked in bbq sauce

Ruined mah day.

>>6504603
Giving alcohol to minors as a bribe sounds like a good way to go to jail.

>>6504771
Especially if something somehow goes terribly wrong. It's on you.

>get a bag of freezer pops or whatever you call them (pic related)
>don't freeze 'em
>pour a few of them in a bottle of vodka and shake
>put the bottle in the freezer for a while, serve ice cold

wa la

>>6504793
forgot pic

>>6504617
So are you going to fucking answer me about the bacon breakfast wraps?

When I Fucking order 4 bacon breakfast wraps, I want four fucking bacon breakfast wraps, or I'll knock your head off.

>>6504475
Sue the shit out of them. Racial discrimination.

>>6504810
meh. that's what niggers, women and other professional victims do

>fast food stories

Over the two year period I worked at a Mcdonald's I witnessed:
>Cops giving a DUI in the parking lot
>Idiot co-worker putting his hand in the fryers instead of using the conveniently placed tongs
>Over $3000 worth of food being stolen in a single day
>Some fat-ass who slipped and fell outside, totally ate it. She broke her fucking nose and fractured the frontal bone in her skull
>Some kid managed to get stuck in the play-area, and I had to climb in there and get his foot-untangled
>Someone took a shit in the corner of the stall in the women's bathroom and just left it there
>Someone managed to bleed all over the inside of the men's bathroom. In the toilet, under the toilet seat, on the stall, on the mirror, on the sink, on the door, etc
>MILFS everywhere
>Indians that would try to barter with the pre-set, unchangeable prices
>coworkers being locked in the freezer as a "joke"
>The restaurant got flooded because the central water line busted
>The power going out, and watching as a co-worker put quite literally, one of everything on a sandwich, covered it in every type of sauce available, took a bite and vomited everywhere
>Piss-poor sanitation issues. I'm talking bugs in the coffee, Mold in the fry dispenser, constantly running out of sanitizer for the dishes

Yup.

>>6504400
>go to taco bell
>order a bean burrito, some tacos, etc
>get home, find a dead mouse mixed in with the hot sauce packets
>7 years later and I never have gone back

>go to Wendy's for lunch break during a shift
>order a single in a combo
>eating my burger, lettuce and tomato is super wilted
>halfway through the burger, I turn it around in the wrapper and find this massive blob of grey, greasy, nasty looking mystery material in the wrapper at all over the beef pattie
>due side to sop eating and go back to work
>30 minutes later I am violently vomiting in the bathroom toilet
>15 minutes after the vomit session I am back, and this time I am puking blood
>vomit blood goes everywhere, looks like a murder scene
>I sustained a Mallory-Weiss tear due to violent wenching during my first vomit comet session
>5years since I last went to wendys

>Go to Krystal's something or other
>Hamburgers and hot dogs
>Miniature hamburgers and hot dogs
>Order two of each, overpriced but hungry
>"No mustard, no mayonnaise on either"
>Get food
>Dripping in mustard, all you can see is yellow aside from the top and bottom of buns
>Mustard tasted sour yet sweet
>Go back, complain
>Charged again for proper meal like I ordered
>Same result, only ketchup
>Doable, but only taste sauce, no meat veggies or bread
Never fucking again. Fuck that place, seriously.

>>6504597
Wtf that sounds tasty as hell. Now I want halal fried chicken.

>what's halal?

Not mine but a friends

>workin the night shift
>on the way home pick up two egg mcmuffins
>get home, look in bag
>theres just two biscuits in there
>friend is too tired to go back
>eats the biscuits and cries himself to sleep

>>6504400
They do this shit to save money. Is there some way to tell them to fill the fucking fry box full?.

>>6504884
>>what's halal?
An Islamic way of butchering the animal. Prayers and facing the animal east and then cutting their throat.

>>6504884
It means its ok for muslims to eat

>>6504475
I would call here on here bull. And demand she refill my box with 3 full scoops like the others.

>>6504904
>Is there some way to tell them to fill the fucking fry box full?.

Yes, you just use your mouth and ask.

>Big King just came out
>wanna try it out
>go to BK
>they're all out meat

O look guys we have a funny guy here.

>>6504400
>DQ
>Going to drive through
>Order BLT, no sauce
>it's a turkey sandwich
>there's sauce on it

DQ sort of sucks.

>>6504400
>>go to mcdonalds

>>6504932
Forget something, faggot? Perhaps a point of reference?

>>6504617
>WAAAHHH STOP MAKING PEOPLE DO THEIR JOB!!!

fuck off neet.

>>6504884
Islamic equivalent to Kosher.

Humane slaughter of food animals, nixing the usage of certain garbage parts, banning the eating of pork.

>>6505378
They basically cut the animals throats without even stunning them.

Normal methods of animal dispatch typically stun the animal before cutting the throat.

Halal slaughter methods are actually much more traumatizing for the animal, since cutting an animal's throat while it is still conscious kind of scares the fuck out of it.

> go to subway
> one worker there
> only customer
> he starts making sandwich
> two people walk in
> he sets my sandwich aside
> asks them what they want
> walk out

>>6504475
Chipotle copypasta

>>6506726

You ever work at a chain food place? You have to stagger the shit you're doing to keep the average serving time down. It's policy for the shops.

>>6506714
Silly anon. Humans are the top of the food chain, therefore, animals do not have meaningful feelings.

>>6506741

fast food is literally first come, first serve

>be lke 10
>at McD's with mom
>she finds a huge fried cricket in her fries
>cashier lady
>"do you want a different batch"?

>>6506747

No it isn't, unless it's a mom and pops joint. If you go to inn'n'out and get animal fries it will come after the guy who got regular fries.

If the guy at subway gets the second set of costumers order in the oven he can finish up yours while it bakes and keep his average time down.

>>6506760

if he starts an order for people behind me he has a half made sandwich and no customer to buy it

>Burger king
>Make simple order
>They give half the meal and tell me to go sit down they will bring over the last thing
>finish my meal, sit and wait for the chips, or burger, or whatever shit they've forgot
>20 mins pass and i go over to ask
>Get a shitty attitude where they ask for my receipt and act like dodgy shits with me as they give me the fucking food i paid for and they forgot to serve
Fuck BK this happened 3 times in a row every time i went, the last time their excuse was that the fucking oil in the fryer was cold, AT FUCKING DINNER TIME, Yeah for some reason they had that shit turned off because fuck heating it up before service.

>>6506769

No, he has the rare occasion that someone like you doesn't have any idea of how a line works.

>get the base cheese, combo, bread
>set yours in the oven
>new customers
>set aside briefly
>get new base cheese, combo, bread
>set those in oven
>finish yours

As opposed to doing every sandwich individually, which would more or less double his times and get him in trouble. If you want a shop that crafts yours individually from front to back, don't go to a national chain where everyone is scrounging for rent money, go to an actual deli.

>>6506780

> oven

i dont get toasted subs. it literally takes longer to set my sub aside to start two more. so i walked out while the jackass suddenly wanted to communicate about the situation.

>>6504871
>eating an incorrect order
>complaining about it after eating
>ordering the meal you wanted
>expecting them to give you it for free after you just ate the incorrect one

They fucked up, but damn you are retarded as shit, when they serve something incorrect you take it back without eating it, they will then make the meal you originally asked for, these places avoid doing refunds at all cost. If they refuse to make your new meal or attempt to charge for it you demand your money back and go somewhere else.
And if you never ate it and actually paid for your new meal i have no words to describe how fucking retarded you are.

>>6504810
>Panda Express full of mexicans
Probably CA. Lawyers eat up racial discrimination, *unless* it's a white person being picked on.

>>6504416

Come on man.
You always check.

> order tendercrisp chicken sandwich at bk
> get home and realize they put 4 chicken nuggets as the chicken part
> manager refunds my money
> gets me a new sandwich
> and a shake

not bad, the manager seemed actually sorry

>>6506799
This is usually a ploy to get you to come back.
The manager has the power to re-new your whole meal because this friendly gesture will make you think next time when deciding where to eat, i often return to places where i know the manager or staff will refund me if there is a mistake. The more the compensate you for mistakes the more likely you are to return. They really don't feel all that sorry at all.

>>6506790
Just say you're gay, problem solved.

>>6504400
>half empty
>not half full

>Go to Wendy's at lunch
>Line is fuck-long because they are slow and can't get shit done
>Order my shit
>They forget the small chocolate frosty that my co-worker wanted me to grab
>Get back to work and unpack our shit
>She is missing the frosty and only half full on fries
>My fucking chicken sandwich didn't have a bottom

How do you fuck that up, really? I mean, you're going to find a sandwich bottom later and think "Oh, I forgot this"? Come on.

>>6504823
sounds like a blast

>>6506786
you are a douchebag make your own fucking sandwich

>>6506847

i do when i run into literal retards who cannot perform the service they are paid for

>>6504400
>go to Hardee's
>order the 1/3 lb thickburger combo with curly fries and a dr. pepper
>window girl is nice and kind of qt
>food is warm and filling
7/10 will go again

>>6504400
You must've said your order in a cunty mood. McDonalds employees are humans too, OP

>>6504703
Then stop ordering so many, faggot.

>>6506825
kek, they must've saw you between the warmers and wanted to fuck with the nerdy faggot

>>6506776
>finish my meal, sit and wait for the chips, or burger, or whatever shit they've forgot
You're the one that forgot the thing, you fat faggot

>>6506927
I used to order a single bacon breakfast wrap. I'd get a nearly empty tortilla wrap with one tiny spoonful of filling. I know I'm not the only one they've done this to, because a friend of mine got the same shitty thing more than a few times.

It doesn't matter if I order 1 or 10 of them, I get terrible food. They do the same thing to everyone that orders them.

How fucking hard is it to put a piece of bacon, a tongful of pre-prepared egg and a spoonful of cheese into a tortilla shell and fold it closed? How fucking hard is that? The person taking my order acts like I'm asking for a giant 3 course meal to be served to me through the drive-thru window.

>>6506927
I want my fucking bacon breakfast wraps, anon.

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING BREAKFAST WRAPS?

>>6506726
nigger hold up
when you work at subway you start the first person's sub, meat and cheese, toasted or not. when its toasting, you start the next order.

>>6504480
Nice. I always wanted to fuck Shaggy

>Try to go to new Chick-fil-et
>Line stretches down into the feeder road and into the freeway
>Opened a month ago
>Still can't get chicken

I just want some chicken

>Stop by McDs after night class
>order mcgangbang + med fry
>get home
>fries taste extra greasy and soft
>look at them
>not a single full sized fry, just a bunch of small ones
>slightly squeeze them and oil drips off
>very clear they were the old fries from previous batches that collected on the bottom and sitting in cast-off oil
>drive back and ask for fresh fries
>girl behind the counter rolls her eyes like I am the one in the wrong

>>6506788
You seem to forget where you are. He's probably a maximum beta faggot. You really think he's going to complain, let alone demand, shit? They probably saw him coming and did it to fuck with him.

>>6507031
Leroy has chicken.

>>6504400
>wild subway appeared in town about 6 months ago
>hungry, go to subway
>"chicken teriyaki pls"
>worker cuts bread
<"uhh which one did you want again"
>"chicken teriyaki"
<"oh okay"
>meat, cheese, warm it up
<"and?"
>wat
>apparently she meant "which veggies" with that
>"uhh.. all of 'em"
<"which sauce?"
>"hot louisiana"
>never tried it before so why not
<"I actually have no idea what kind of sauce this is, I wonder if it's hot"
>HOT louisiana
>creates a fucking mt. everest of red hot sauce
>"guess I'll find out soon enough"
>finally at checkout
<"uhh.. which one was this again? steak and cheese?"
>jesus, mfw
>"chicken teriyaki"
<"5,50€"
>"I thought you had a campaign, isn't this tree fiddy or something?"
<"oh right, tree fiddy"
>forgets to ask for my club card but I guess it's my fault as well
>bye

Before anyone asks, I know the worker has been there since the day they opened. I'd understand this if the worker was like 16 y.o. trainee but she's closer to 30. I also happen to know a good worker who got fired when staff was cut but apparently she was good enough to stay.

>45 minutes until the train arrives
>go to mcdonals because hungry
>order a McChicken
>they forgot the bottom bun

How?

>be me at popeyes
>eating in store
>disgusting homeless landwhale approaches
>claims she is pregnant and requests a piece of my chicken
>i refuse
>offers to suck my dick
>adamantly refuse
>she goes on to other customers with her pitch

>be me at same popeyes
>crackhead enters store
>typical bullshit. Trying to scam for free food
>employee not having it
>crackhead becomes enraged
>screaming, cursing, trying to reach into bullet proof enclosure and grab employee
>other employee comes out and tells crackhead to leave
>scuffle ensues
>employee ends up body slamming crackhead
>hes not getting up
>police arrive and arrest crackhead
>finish my meal and leave
>dinner and a show

>ask for a double cheeseburger with big mac sauce
>they give me a regular double cheeseburger with no big mac sauce
>literally think that I won't notice
>go back to get my sauce
>they get all pissy because they actually have to do some work

>>6507068
>changing a standard menu item

You are the worst kind of special snowflake

>>6507027
Lol

>>6507075
I don't see why it's a problem. I don't want to pay extra for a big mac when I'm just going to end up pulling that stupid piece of bread out the middle.

And I like the taste of the sauce.

>>6504626
<insert Slingblade here>

>>6507039
you are in the wrong though. the older the fries are the less oil they'll have and the drier they'll be. also the size of the fry is in no way correlated to its age.

>be me
>winter of 2013
>need some winter clothes because cold as fuck
>go out shopping
>get a new coat and scarf
>"man im hungry"
>go to burger king
>oh boy i love burger king
>ask for chicken royale meal
>ask for the royale to be plain
>don't like mayo
>waiting for order
>lady gives me my order
>take order and sit down
>nigga i aint eating outside in that cold ass weather
>open up my royale
>there's mayo
>dis bitch
>go up to the counter
>"hey i asked for this without mayo"
>"oh okay, we'll fix it"
>you fucking better
>wait a bit for my new chicken royale
>lady comes back
>"here you go"
>"thanks"
>go sit back down
>open up my new chicken royale
>there's mayo
>dis
>fucking
>bitch

I asked to speak to the manager and the dude was all "sorry man". But fucking seriously, how does some bitch fuck up the order twice in a row

>>6507147
They don't care about you, your order, their own lives. They're working at Burger King, dealing out poison to fatties all day every day. How present would you be if your worked that job?

>>6507149
They can poison the humans all they want.

You just better have my fucking bacon breakfast wraps, anon.

>>6507153
I know right? It's like they gain no satisfaction from a job well done.

>>6507155
Bacon breakfast wraps. Where?

Don't make me track you down.

>>6504400
>go to mcdonalds
>order nuggets (9)
>get 10

I honestly haven't had an issue with Mickey D's.

>>6507147
I complain about the size of the fry because it has to deal with it making it's way to the bottom of the pile either by being shaken and making its way down, or falling off the scoop back into the container the scoop the fried from.

Popcorn for example. shake a bag of popcorn and what happens? The smallest pieces and the unpopped corn make their way to the bottom eventually. If the person running the station isn't removing these pieces before dumping a fresh batch, they build up over time, hence being old.

Also you are telling me that when these cast-off fries are sitting in a pool of excess oil at the bottom of the container, the oil will just sit there and avoid the fries?

>>6507147

wrong post, mean't to quote this:
>>6507135

>>6507107
>I don't see why it's a problem.

Because popular items are pre-made (to the standard) and are already in the chute, so you've instantly created extra work for them. Also as you've discovered it just creates extra work and hassle when they inevitably get your special snowflake order wrong

>>6507187
Yeah, I bet that anon is sorry he made the employee spend an extra 5 seconds putting sauce on a hamburger before the employee goes back to fucking around.

I'll be glad when fast food transitions to semi or fully automated, so I don't have to deal with Sheniqua getting angry that I want a plain cheeseburger.

>>6507194
>an extra 5 seconds
>go back to get my sauce

Looks like was the one wasting his time, not them.

>>6507187
I don't care, I get that food because that's what I like.
They have one job, now give me my double cheeseburger with big mac sauce, and smile as I walk away and leave your life forever.
It's not hard.

>>6507194
This.

>>6507197
Most of them get it right, it's just the occasional person who messes up my very simple order.
I don't mind spending a few extra seconds to make sure I get what I ordered.

>>6504400
I ordered food at mcdonalds and I went to eat it at my car in the parking lot. The girl who served me waved at me while I was in the car. I nodded and kept eating my food. she passed by and asked how was I doing. I don't think employees should get into peoples lives if theyre serving customers. I just wanted to eat in the comfort of my car listening to pandora. I swear, these fastfood isiots get me mad.

>>6507213

you are not alone bro
they should mind their own business

>>6507213
Anyone got a screencap of that guy who was sitting alone in his car and a fast food employee approached him? It was posted on /ck/ a lot last year but I haven't seen it in a wile.

It may have been irish stew guy, I can't remember well.

>order food
>don't get what I ordered
>drop it on the floor and leave

>be a manager at Whataburger
>overnight shifts
>old guy comes in every night around 3 AM.
>Orders $35 of food for himself and his wife
>Two grilled cheeses with grilled onions, bacon, and barbeque sauce
>Plain double burger with bacon and mayo for wife
>HIs burger, oh god...
>Quad (4 meat patties)
>6 of each type of cheese, cheddar, american, monterey jack
>8 slices of bacon
>grilled fajita veggies
>jalapenos
>3 chicken strips
>fried egg

That burger alone was about $18-20. He was pretty cool though, and it helped my sales late at night. He asked me to cut it in half one time. Had to wrap that damn thing 7 times and tape it.

>>6504884

Halal is it cruel and needless means of slaughter where they slice the conscious animal's throat and let it bleed to death.

Muslims will try to tell you that it's humane, and that its better for the meat, because they have a phobia of blood. It's still barbaric.

>>6507273
you seem to be misinformed about non-halal animal slaughter, friend.

>>6507060
What the fuck kind of neigborhood is your Popeyes in where the employees are enclosed in bulletproof material??

>>6507287
my popeyes is like that too

I remember the first time ever going to a popeyes as a kid with my mom. We went through the drive thru. It must have been the manager working the register, because when he turned around I saw that he had a handgun in a holster openly displayed on his waist. I was like wat

now i know why they do it. fast food places in poor neighborhoods have to put up with a lot of shit, and they can't always afford to hire a security guard

>>6507284
>Implying stunning before is no better than slicing a living animals throat open

Ahmed pls

>>6504400
>Go to McDonald's
>Order only large fry
>Wait five minutes
>Ask me to drive up to the line
>Nottaptoblemman.gif
>Wait another five minutes
>Girl comes to car window
>Large fry? Here you go~
>Pull onto highway
>Traffic slows to stop for miles
>At least I have my fries
>Pick a few fries out if the bag
>Bland and taste like shit
>They didn't salt them
>They didn't fucking salt them
>No ketchup in bag either
>Search glovebox for stray salt packet, ketchup, arbys sauce, anything
>Find nothing

Couldn't even eat them

>>6507147

Assembly line food anon. you fall into a routine, and sometimes its hard to shake.

https://youtu.be/baHMHsIGguk

>local news
>old man has heart attack in McDonald's drive through
>everyone is honking and driving around him
>nobody helps
>lunch rush

>>6507295
Duuuude. That's so fucked. I was just at Popeyes in a neighboring town (wife and I are volunteers for a few local civic theatres) the other night and it was pretty mellow.

The populations of that town is like 90% white though, so...

>>6506824
It's half empty if it was once full and you drink half.
It is half full if it was empty and you were filling it up.

>>6507216
>>6507225
Could you guys be any newer?

>>6507436
Any reason why?

>>6507439
It's one of (probably only topped by Irish stew guy) this boards biggest pastas. It's like going on /b/ and not knowing about Ken-Sama

>>6507237
Is his wife pregnant?

>>6507439
It's one of (probably only topped by Irish stew guy) this boards biggest pastas. It's like going on /b/ or /jp/ and not knowing about Ken-Sama

>>6507452
I kind of already referenced I knew about it, I just didn't recognize it word for word.

>>6504432
Kek

>>6507451
Never seen her. He was always there by himself.

Oh, the two grilled cheeses were for him to eat on his way home.

Also he looked to be 180 pounds, tops.

>Go to McDonalds
>Friend works there
>Make sure he see me
>He puts bacon and cheese on all my sandwiches for free

Fuck yeah

>>6507562
>friend works at subway
>been giving me extra cheese every time for free
>go at a different time when someone else is there
>ask for extra cheese
>find out that you have to pay an outrageous amount of money for 3 extra slices
>ask him to take them off
>he puts them in the bin and reduces the price

Fucking subway

>go to local fish and chip shop
>get larger portions because they like me
Franchise chains are bullshit. Local shops are always better.

>Run and get food for me + roommates (3 people)
>Come back with orders.
>All good
>Taking out the trash a bit later
>There's like 3 uneaten burgers and a bunch of jalapeno bites in one of the bags

Motherfuckers at least tell me if you're not going to eat what you fucking ordered.

>>6505378
>Humane

>>6506726
>the most stale copypasta I've seen on /ck/
>people STILL eat it

>>6506742
Newsflash: scared animales give por quality meat.

>>6507611
>I'm not going to eat what I ordered. Sorry bro.
Followed by a belch most foul

I'm going out for a fast food lunch in a few minutes.

Where should I go?

>go to fast food place
>get food fast
>sometimes it's not the best
>sometimes the order is wrong and I go inside to get it fixed

LMAO

>>6504400
>12:30 am
>on way back from thing
>want frosty
>wendy's says their machine is broken
>well fuck you
>go to McD's
>they don't serve ice cream or McFlurries after midnight
Literally why.

>>6507874
Popeyes.

>Go to local fast joint, been there plenty of times before
>Makes good burgers
>Order a burger and some fries
>The fries are literally the best thing I have ever tasted
>What the fuck
>How did your fries suddenly become solidified nectar of the gods
>Burger was good as always, but the fries were literally the best fried potatoes I've ever tasted
>Go back a week later
>Same order
>Fries are no longer godtier

Any idea what might have happened?

>go to kfc for food and a krushem milkshake thing
>tell me they can't do the krushem, as their machine "isn't cold enough yet"
>one of the employees suddenly pipes up, claims he has a cunning plan
>mixes ice cream with milkshake mix as other employees look on confused and worried
>hands it to me, all the employees watch me try it with curious expressions
>it was even better than a normal milkshake
thanks kfc

>>6507879
Gremlins son

Also it's probably a bad seller at night and they turn it off to save money / supplies.

>>6507574
you sound fat as fuck

>>6504400

>go to local Taco Bell
>order 2 soft tacos, bean burrito & small drink
>eat in restaurant while reading paper
>food is delicious
>watch cute girl who took my order come from around the counter
>she bends over to pick up some trash
>see underpants top and cutie butt crack
>finish meal
>finish reading paper
>leave
>get into car
>life is good

>Make it large
>Complains when he gets a medium
How fat are you?

>>6507939
How. I only ever want McFlurries late at night when I'm drunk or otherwise fucked up.

>>6504400
>work in McDonalds
>OP walks in
>Fucking hell he's a fat, spotty motherfucker
>OP orders a large combo
>OP clearly is in early stages of beetus
>I jew him out of some fries for health reasons
It feels good to help people

>>6504782

Yeah, those 2-3 beers are really gonna get them wasted.

>>6507947
>getting only "2 soft tacos, bean burrito & small drink"
that would only make me more hungry... yeah i'm a fat fuck ok.
also i like staring at succubus ass too, then get back home and fap to pics of black ghetto ass.

Why do I get the feeling that everyone bitching in this thread is a fat, entitled fuck?

>>6507002

If it's such a fucking hassle then make your own wrap, you stupid fucking skeleton. Can you not fry an egg and some bacon?

>>6506804
In my brief stint as a "manager" in a fast food chain I did genuinely give a shit about customers.

Then again that's probably the reason why I changed jobs.

>Be me
>Be hungry
>Walking down the road
>See a fast food place
>Keep walking

>>6508042
Cont.
>Get home
>Eat my 3 Hungrymans
>Curl up in the corner
>Cry myself to sleep

>>6508066
Mad

>go to fast food place
>order subpar food
>get subpar service
>complain about it
>repeat until dead

I'm stuck on /ck/ for life aren't I?

>Go to 5 goys

>>6504848
i don't believe either of these stories, youshould have used more buzzwords

>>6508108
>sweaty soggy bun

>>6508066
>Implying that fast food is shit
>While eating a frozen dinner

>>6507060
>>6507287
were you in rochester?
https://youtu.be/8pyW6w5B7Aw

>>6504823
>hands in the fryer

WHAT THE FUCK
WHO THE SERIOUS FUCK DOES THAT GODDAMN

>>6507169
>always thought they came in 9 packs
>that qt3.14 must like me, she always gives me 10 nuggies
>arrested for sexual assault just by asking her out at the drive through

go to a food place
get it magical deislous

iam so happy

>>6507187
>hold the pickles hold the lettuce
>SPECIAL ORDERS DON'T UPSET US

>working at a Buffalo Wild Wings
>slow night, bored as fuck, tell manager I want to leave early
>told to clean out the fryers first
>clean out three fryers
>get to the last one and finish up
>huge roach falls from the vents above the fryers
>falls into first fryer, pops loudly and continues to burn
>get manager, who is out back on his phone
>he comes and looks at the crispy critter in the grease
>"Oh SHIT!" and starts messing with his phone
>he takes a picture and uploads to Snapchat
>somewhat pissed because now I have to get the gear out and wadte time cleaning this fryer again
>scoops the roach out and tells me not to worry about it

>Dream of Snappy Stix the whole time I'm away at college
>They're mozzarella sticks wrapped in these like egg roll wrap things and then fried
>Literal heavensex
>I can get anything when I'm stoned in New Orleans except decent pizza and Snappy Stix
>First night home
>Roll through Snappy Dog with my best bro
>Pick up a fried chicken dog and my goddam Snappy Stix
>Been waiting 4 months for this
>No marinara
>No fucking marinara
>Eat 3 logs of cheese with no sauce like the piece of shit I am

>>6507187
>I can't feed them the shit I set under a heat lamp an hour ago A BLOO BLOO BLOO BLOO

>>6508224
Eh, you get what you pay for at fast food places.

>>6507060
>homeless crackheads at at Popeyes Chicken with bulletproof glass.

Let me guess, you live in a very white neighborhood?

>>6507947
> cutie butt crack

I find that highly unattractive for some reason

>>6506750
When I was 8 my cousin sucked a bee up through her straw randomly at Mc's and had to go to the ER.

>>6504823
>>Over $3000 worth of food being stolen in a single day
w-what

>>6508290
The Hamburglar doesn't fuck around.

>my birthday
>go to Burger King
>ask the register lady if it's possible for me to get a couple of Burger King crowns because my party guests shall be crowned Burger Kings
>Of course
>order 10 hamburgers for the crowning ceremony, a chili cheeseburger and a Big King
>get 16 crowns
>get 10 hamburgers, a chili cheeseburger and a Big King
>leave very satisfied
>enjoy my Burger King party

>>6507906
Different chefs?

>>6506714
>Halal slaughter methods are actually much more traumatizing for the animal, since cutting an animal's throat while it is still conscious kind of scares the fuck out of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shechita
Not really, if we presume Muslims use the same technique as the Jews which is very likely.

>>6507991
Confirmed for making his bacon wraps.
Chop chop faggot, I'm in a hurry.

>>6504823
>>Over $3000 worth of food being stolen in a single day
I'm calling BS on this one. Even if you're talking about straight up net, your store must have been doing an insane amount of business.

>Indians that would try to barter with the pre-set, unchangeable prices
kek, I've had that happen before. They generally end up paying the full amount, but the first time it happened to me, my stupid, white instinct was to placate and ask for a manager. I found simply repeating the total and not engaging their attempted to counter-offer while using a vague Indian accent was the best solution.

>>6508449
Wrong, there has been multiple scandals about halal slaughterhouses in Europe. They merely slit the animals throat and leave it to lash around spurting blood on the floor as they chant their nonsense.

It is cruel.

>>6508481

What do exceptions have to do with standard practice?

>>6508337

Didn't the Big King come out in 2013? How old are you?

>>6508498

It was this year's birthday

>>6508517

You had this year's birthday at Burger King? What did your mommy get you?

>>6507706
My friend used to raise pigs on a farm and treated them almost as pets. She was very loving to them and gave them everything they needed. When it came time to slaughter them she would hug them and kiss them goodbye right before they were stunned and killed. I never got to try any sadly, but she said the meat was always amazing.

>>6507941
I'm pretty much Auschwitz

>>6508599

I bought it all myself.

>>6508790

You must have saved up a lot of allowances, bud.

>>6508449
Dhabīḥah (or zabiha, Arabic: ذَبِيْحَة dhabīḥah IPA: [ðæˈbiːħɐ], 'slaughter'(noun)) is, in Islamic law, the prescribed method of ritual slaughter of all animals excluding locusts, fish, and most sea-life. This method of slaughtering animals consists of a swift, deep incision with a sharp knife on the throat, cutting the jugular veins and carotid arteries of both sides but leaving the spinal cord intact.

>>6508449
Why are we assuming the Jew practice isn't any less barbaric and cruel?

There's something about sand people that makes them want to hurt animals, I guess.

>>6508814

Well I had an entire year's time to save up

>>6504400
>be me
>16 years old
>living in shitty town
>go to mcdonalds
>2 hot blondes from school are working at the drive thru
>they ask for my order
>they forget to ask for my money
>drive off with free large big mac meal with sprite
>fuckyea.jpg

>broke as a joke
>high as balls
>scrounge $4 to get some jack in the box
>pull up to window, pay
>girl hands me 2 huge bags of food
>I only ordered like 3 items
>as I'm slowly pulling away guy sticks his head out window and yells
>"sir..Sir...SIR!!"
>got somebody else's huge order

It was like 10 tacos, 4 burgers, 4 large curly fries (with buttermilk ranch, fuck yeah), and a shit load of mini churros.

>mfw I went back like 5 days later and I know they recognized me but couldn't say shit

Used to work at a KFC. I would give away tons of free food on a daily basis to my friends when they came in. I would also take home ungodly amounts of food for my family. Once took two whole trays of popcorn chicken (about 5-7 lbs) in a big bag

>>6507957
well considering it was the drive thru...

>>6507950
I'm fine with a medium but i paid for a large.

>>6506911
i didn't tho i was really polite cause it was late at night/early in the morning. it really comes down to McDonalds really being Donaldbergstein.

>>6506863
How does looks come into food anyway? I don't get the commercials- how do sex sell food?
How does a qt or hot girl make you want to go back? Good/great service and fresh/fast food should be what you want. Who cares if the bitch of the week is on a commercial eating a burger.

>>6509106
You post this a lot

>>6507149
Don't speak for others, faggot.

>>6504871
>"no mustard"
>comes back dripping in mustard

I think they did that on purpose, anon.

>>6509161
You lurk too much. I have posted this one time about 2 weeks ago

>>6507349
somehow im not surprised

Every time I go to McDonald's they fuck something up. But it's something different every time. One time they'll forget my side. Or they'll forget to add extra pickles or whatever I asked for extra. Or they'll give me the wrong sandwich. One time I ordered one sandwich and they gave me 3. One time they forgot to give me any hash browns with my breakfast meal, and didn't charge me for them, so I went back through the drive-through and told them about their mistake and went around to pay for my hash browns and they charged me for someone else's meal. And I still didn't get any damn hash browns. One time they made me wait 15 minutes for a damn fish sandwich, and I was the only one there. I go to McDonald's so infrequently that when I do eventually go I have forgotten all the ways they've screwed me in the past and then they screw something up again.

At least they've never given me raw food. Wendy's has done so twice. Never going back there.

This takes me back. I haven't eaten in fast food in 5 months. Due to a combination of work, money, and suddenly finding their food repulsive (thank you, body), I've been preparing my own lunches.

Hell, I can't even eat fried food anymore. I feel like barfing.


But to say on topic:

>Order an Italian, from Burger King
>While waiting, I catch the guy preparing the sandwich, wiping his nose, then wrapping my sandwich and sending it my way
>I told them I wanted my money back, and see their manager
>Turns out the guy who wiped his nose WAS the manager
>He apologizes because he's sick, and he forgets sometimes.

>I get my money, walk out, then immediately call Daco.
>A week later, the whole place was shut down.

>>6508244
cuz thats where poop comes out of

>>6509121
Did you ever have a nigger try and rob you while working behind the counter?

>>6508498
get the fuck out. if a person wants to wear a fucking bk crown, they can wear a fucking bk crown. what are you? the bk crown police?

>be britbong
>be high and drunk, got that bacon double cheese burger
>need to go toilet, friends say to use the disabled toilet and to pull the red chord to flush
>go toilet, pull the red cord, too high to realise what it was
>alarm goes off and indian man comes rushing to the door asking if Im alright
>leave the toilet and everyone is laughing at me, im too out of it to care

Might not sound that funny but it was amazing to me at the time. Some of the funniest things happen in fast food joints late at night

>>6509233

>guy probably barely scraping by, GM won't let him take a sick day, some asshole gets him fired

Every fast food place does shit like this. You think those fuckers can afford to skip a shift because they're sick? Hell, management won't even let them.

>>6509281

>i'm disabled

>>6509290
Fuckin lol, this is exactly what they said

>>6509352
do you like willies? i like willies

>>6508194
You mean you never put your hands in a fryer before? Pleb.

>>6509352
>>6509353


I LOVE willies.

>>6508184
That's the joke, yes.

>be a fat piece of shit
>think of how I can make someone's life worse
>i_know_ill_go_to_mcdonalds
>order a combo
>bitch and moan in exhausted breaths about my fucking fry-box not being full to the brim
>give the stink-eye to 17 year old fast-food employee until I get light headed
>drive home in my 1987 Acura with fading red paint
>post this stupid fucking thread on /ck/
>man I'm doing the world a great service
>pound on chest to keep my lard-crusted heart going for a few more hours
>drink a fucking mountain dew code-red while I wait for replies

kill yourself OP, you piece of shit. Just end your fucking life.

>>6510517
>be me
>be original poster
>be fucking anons ugly ass slut of a mum
>cum in every hole humanly possible
>anons mom tells me she wants a baby because anon is a fucking NEET
>laugh at her and say it will be retared cause she's 40+
>anon mum says she doesn't care and that it will still be smarter than anon

>>6510532

>taking time to post this

just fucking strap yourself to a dick and fuck...your dick until you...dicksuck on dicks


f....fag

>>6510541
>damage control

>>6510517
>projecting

It's okay anon. Weight can come off.

>>6504823
>$3000 worth of McDonald's
Jesus christ that is so much fucking food who the fuck would even want all of that

>>6508193
>TFW you really do live in Rochester
I went to a Popeye's here once it was shit.

>Today I will try Arby's
>Order a steak sandwich or something
>It makes me feel more sick than chemotherapy

>>6504480

is he good in bed?

>>6510548
>>6510663

i've never met more bitter moms in my life.

fucking lighten up

>>6507965

>implying "how wasted they'd get, bro" is a legal argument

do you just not know the laws of the country you live in, or...?

>>6509251
But you need to at least by knighted first.

>>6504823
>>Someone took a shit in the corner of the stall in the women's bathroom and just left it there

Yall niggas need Sonic
>Them drink deals
I remember when i was in the army they were the only place open late. Favorite memory was sitting in their little tables waiting for my order, nasty as fuck and covered in face paint
>qt3.14 roller girl looking at me doe eyed from the window
>all the other girls wont serve me because scarey soldier man.
>kekking on the inside
>girl nervously skates out with my order
>She has target lock on me
>leg clips another table
>she eats it
>chilidog and popcorn bites go a flying
>rush over and help her up
>shes trying not to cry
>have a little girl at home and i hate crying women
>wipe off her shirt with some napkins
>give her a little hug and whisper that its ok, im not mad, and that it was an accident
>she sniffs and skates back over to the entrance
>i clean up while they remake my meal
>she skates back out
>that bag looks awfully full....
>take bag
>give her another hug and tell her to keep her chin up, she smile sniffs and says thank you
>get in car and drive home
>mfw i open the bag

3 chili dogs, 4 tater totss, 2 chedder bites, 2 pop corn chicken snack packs, and a huge order of motzerella sticks. My wife, daughter, and I ended up feasting like kings. Bought them donuts the next morning

>>6504400
> go to kfc in milton keynes
> full of niggers like it was london
> ask for a bucket for the missus and kids
> a tub of gravy
> 2 krush' ems
> bottle of pepsi max
> then ask for a salad for me
> go back to hotel room
> look in big bag
> there's the bucket
> there's the gravy
> there's the krush ems
> there's the pepsi max

> and a fucking pot of coleslaw

Fuck KFC

>>6510840
>>6510840
>Salad Please my fine Black friend.
>WAT DA FUK IS SALAD? GIVE DAT NIGGA COLESLAW ITS GREEN YO

>>6504400
>order two large fries
>get one
>But I ordered two
>no
Show the receipt
>you already ate the other fries

Haven't been back since.

>>6510790
Not until you get a job and get on the treadmill son.

>>6510853
> ITZ GOT VEJITABALS IN IT HASNT IT DAWG?

>>6510864

wtf 2 larges fries?

>>6504400

>go to reply to post about fast food
>notice dubs
>try to ignore
>go to Taco Bell
>I'd like some dubs
>counterperson - wat?
>2 Burrito Supremes
>medium pop
>eat Burrito Supremes
>only in mind because that's a lot of calories
>delicious imaginary bites
>regular pop, not diet
>again, imagination
>make out with hot sister
>imagination again
>feels good man
>Mom asks me if I have taken medication today
>lie, say yes

>>6504421
>free
lmao

>>6510833
>wipe off her shirt with some napkins
>give her a little hug and whisper that its ok, im not mad, and that it was an accident

This is some straight serial killer shit

>>6507049
Problem is that everyone can buy their own Subway and hire anyone they want. There are some good ones, some bad ones, try finding some good Subways.

Not me and not chain food but:

>at a local mexican place
>It's my birthday and we are 420blazing
>you can probably tell that I am a commiefornian
>we all order a good amount
>friend gets tacos, papusa, nachos, etc
>see order come out and he waves it down
>we pig out
>then his order comes
>he realizes the one he waved down was off by one item
>I look over and there is a small hispanic family giving us the death stare
>he ate their dinner

> go to arbys randomly for first time in years
> everyone working there is white
> everyone except the manager is a teenager
> they are courteous
> they are fast
> the food is good

it was so refreshing

>>6509233

> things that literally never happened

>>6510998
>>6510998
Well. Youre not completely wrong.

>I had sonic the day i got back from killing 5 men with my 240B inna desert.
>Like sonic ever since