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6503457 No.6503457 [Reply] [Original]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, what the fuck is happening

>> No.6503486

>>6503457
They broke up and now they're trying to replace each other.

>> No.6503578

>>6503457
What if...now what the fuck if....French's ketchup is actually better than Heinz?

>> No.6503629

>>6503457
both companies have been making those products for years for the restaurant industry. then french's decided to sell consumer ketchup so heinz responded with consumer mustard. That's it.

>> No.6503649

the truce is broken. the earth is forfeit and we are all doomed

>> No.6503650

>>6503457
Shitty mass market brands dueling with each other unsettles you? Nice small world you live in.

>> No.6503682
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>>6503578

>> No.6503686

>>6503578
it isn't i've had it. tastes more vinegarey

>> No.6503707
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6503707

Plochman's is the best yellow mustard.

>> No.6503794

>>6503707
this

Plochman's and Hunt's master race

French's and Heinz can go straight to hell

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6503867

>>6503650

>> No.6503920

>>6503707
I HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE BARREL-SHAPED MUSTARD BOTTLES IN FOREVER

>> No.6504061

>>6503707
This is true. However, now I just buy bulk Monarch brand because it's cheap. It's pretty good.
>>6503920
They still exist. It's actually what I put my bulk mustard in because I'm not going to scoop it out every time.

>> No.6504068

>>6503707
do people like yellow mustards?
i've tried that one and whatever i tried in the us, was pretty shitty

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>>6503794
>hunts

>> No.6504076

>>6504061
I only ever see ergonomically-shaped bottles like the ones in the OP nowadays.

>> No.6504086

>>6504076
I think I got my plochmans bottle from a whole foods. I believe I have seen them in a shitty small town Bi-lo too. I'd check the Internet if you really can't find any. Happy hunting, friend.

>> No.6506121

Heinz always made mustard. They make fucking everything. They make baked beans and tomato soup in Bongistan.

>> No.6507158

>>6503707
Bought this last night to try because of this post. Srs business, as I am a mustard fiend. Kicks French's ass.

>> No.6507937

>>6503686

Sounds like a step in the right direction.

>> No.6508002

>>6503578
It's not. I thought it was sweeter and thinner. Reminded me of ketchup packets from McDonalds. Sounds neat, but over time it gets old real damn fast.

>> No.6508036

>>6504068
I only use it to make vinaigrettes and citronettes because it's basically yellow, spreadable vinegar. It tastes almost, but not quite, entirely unlike mustard.
As a condiment, I prefer central European-style mustards. For cooking, I prefer French or English.

>> No.6508039

>Not Dijon Mustard

fucking plebs.

>> No.6508450
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6508450

This is at least better than the right Twix left Twix adverts

The joke is that they're the same but it's a shitty joke

Also this: >>6503629

>> No.6508459

>>6503457
You guys remember when McDicks had those ketchup pumps that you could fill the little white paper cups with? That ketchup was so thick and tasty. Why in the fuck did they get rid of the pumps and leave us with those shitty little packets that are good for like three fries? What the nigger fucking fuck?

>> No.6508754

>>6508459

People started treating them like the soft drink fountains at subway. Use your imagination.

>> No.6508859

>>6508459
We still have the pumps in Canada

>> No.6508863

If you like HFC and giving money to al gore go heinz

>> No.6508872

>>6508859
That's because Canuckistanis would swim in the stuff if given the chance.