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Keep it in the freezer and only drink it ice cold. Do shots.

I know people mix it with things sometimes, but that is how I've always had it.

I can't imagine a mixer that's decent honestly, it's a really hard flavor to pair with something.

red bull

NECK IT FRESHER

Red bull or blueberry juice. That's about it. And I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who uses blueberry juice. Never seen a bar stock it.

>>6499682
Mix with ice and a hangover.

Equal parts: Jager, Bailey's, Rootbeer

Shake it up then shoot.

>>6499682

Bleach, because it's shit and you should kill yourself for liking it.

Kidding. Most people around here just do it straight, in a Jaegerbomb, and I've heard of people making a cocktail with it with SoCo, which I also find gross, but that's just me.

>>6499682
some mix it with energy drinks, but that is just a waste

it's best as a shot

some mix it with lemonade because they find it too strong

>>6499682
Mix it with club soda. Since you seem to be a beginning drinker, it'll dilute the alcohol level but preserve the flavor.

>>6499682
i like to store mine in the freezer and have it over ice or with coke. it's not very exotic, but it tastes like dr pepper when mixed.

>>6499682
In my experience, I've discovered that Jagermeister pairs very will with bad decisions.

>>6499682
Morning, refridgerated
Pour one shot glass and slowly go through that as your meal progresses.

Y'all motherfuckers need to take a li'l one in the morn to get the soul rocking.

>>6499682
I find that Jager goes with pretty much everything

Store it in your freezer and put a shot of it with your favourite pops

My favourite mixes are jag with Sprite, Cream Soda, or Fresca.

>waiting till you're legal to drink

what the hell

>>6499682
>What to mix Jagermeister with?
Sadness.

A little bit of vomit in the back of your mouth is a nice accompaniment, too.

>>6499682
keep it in th freezer like >>6499693 said. it will not freeze and it tastes much better

i mix jager with coca cola or drink it without anything

>>6499682

Dr. Pepper. Tried this the other night, it really popped with it. Aside from that, Red Bull.

>>6499682
You're Canadian, OP?

>What to mix Jagermeister with
Wait, do people actually mix jäger with stuff?

>>6500966
>In my experience, I've discovered that Jagermeister pairs very will with bad decisions.
The last time I drank Jagermeister, I was in high school, and I was so fucked up that when I got home my parents thought I had done drugs.

>>6499682
Jagerbombs are good for predrinks, variants on which are mana bombs if you have a shop near you that sells that mana potion energy shot. Jager and vimto is actually ok in a 50/50 mix in a shot glass if you dont want to do just jager shots.

Or, prove yourself a real man, down a depth charge. pint of beer, drop a jager shot in, down it. Because of the glass and different viscosities of the drinks all the jager hits you at the end and then the shot glass falls on your face for good measure.

>>6501278
>I was so fucked up that when I got home my parents thought I had done drugs.

i know you're not being serious i have heard people say stuff like this 100% unironically

>>6501164
Yeah mate they're called fuckin JAGERBOMBS CUNT. Get a cup of redbull, a shot of jager, drop the shot in the redbull and skull that shit down. Always good when you're gettin the blues and need a pick me up during the night

>>6499682
>19
>Legal to drink and purchase alcohol
Fuck you OP. I am 20 and I can't even purchase alcohol legally yet.

>>6499682
mix with just a bit more jagermeister

>>6500947
>jager
>too strong
how, that shit's only 35% and sweet as hell

In the US, you can legally have sex and reproduce or join the military and kill people for THREE YEARS before you can buy alcohol.

nothing, it's a digestif you drink in small doses after a meal. it's more like medicine than booze you fool.

put it in your pantry and go buy some jenever and soda water to mix it with

>>6499682
Garbage juice, it might improve Jager's taste, it certainly wouldn't hurt it.

>>6499682
You have it with red bull.
It's a party drink.

Fuck people who think it's good straight, it knows what it is and knows it's use. It literally only tastes enjoyable with red bull or other similar energy drinks

>>6501412
That's correct. We don't care if people have sex - making a law against it until you're 21 would be unfair, unreasonable, and put people away for victimless harmless crimes.

You vcan join the military before you van drink because we don't want younj irresponsible, impressionable, people who are still afraid of the authority of their parents drinking and making stupid decisions. But we do want those people
e, who are easy to mold and control, and who are in the prime of their lives, defending the country.

>>6501414

this

>>6499682

Either drink just shots, you won't taste the alcohol, or if the taste of Jägermeister makes you want to throw up (as it should because that stuff is vile) mix it with cola, energy drink or beer.

>>6501414
>Sold in liquor stores exclusively
>Drank by 99.99% of people to get drunk
>N-NO IT'S MEDICINE

>>6501867

It is intended as a digestive (mostly drunk by older folks), however, young people drink it because high alcohol content but it doesn't taste like alcohol. So it's pretty much the reason for teenagers first buzz, first alcohol puking, first hangover.

>>6501876
Intended at first maybe, but nobody producing it seriously believes they're making anything short of flavored liquor.

>>6501879

I agree, I'm just saying, you know?

>>6501876
>young people drink it because high alcohol content

How so? It's no stronger than typical liquor like vokda, whiskey, gin, rum, etc.

>>6501886

You forgot the second part of the sentence there, pal!
Vodka, whiskey, gin, rum taste very much of alcohol and burn whereas Jägermeister just tastes incredibly sweet and of all those herbs and whatnot.

>>6501891

You're right, I didn't notice that part. I get what you're saying now. But I don't agree with it. A shot of vodka, rum, etc, goes down a hell of a lot smoother than Jaeger. When I was at university and ran into the party crowd nobody every mentioned anything about liking it because you couldn't taste the booze--rather it was the opposite. It tasted strong and everyone knew it. It was a silly show-off thing to do shots of jaeger. If people wanted booze without tasting the alcohol they just add a mixer to something. It was more like the super-hoppy IPAs or the crazy-hot pepper sauces, or any number of other dick-size competitions: "Lol I can shoot nastier liquor than you can"

>>6501164
virgin detected

what is redbull what is coke?

>>6501931

Did I lose my virginity the wrong way by not drinking Jägermeister during intercourse? I need to know

>>6501938
>this fag didn't lose his virginity by using jager as lube.

>>6501938
>not taking jagerbombs while doing 69

>>6501968

Like pour beer inside of her, drop a shot down her vagina and then drink it?

>>6501971
>beer

From personal experience do not do a "jagerbomb" with beer.

Bad decision.

>>6502014

I don't have bad experiences with mixing hard liquor with beer

>>6502014
1. Its a depth charge
2. If you want to get fucked up fast its the best decision you can make.

>>6502038
>1. Its a depth charge
Or a boilermaker or any number of other terms.

>2. If you want to get fucked up fast its the best decision you can make.

Nope. It's just fun. You could swallow a few shots of liquor in less time than it takes to fuck around with making and drinking a jaegerbomb (or whatever you want to call it)

>>6501414
Go back to the 1920s you fool

>>6499682
either as shot from the freezer or mixed with energy drink

>>6499682
Put it in the freezer and mix it with ICE COLD
I REPEAT
ICE FUCKING COLD
GREEN TEA
thank me later, bud.

>>6499682
Not judging you, but I wouldn't mix it with anything except maybe club soda or seltzer water. straight, shot, chased with a beer. Jager is already too sweet for my taste and like "yukon jack" or "southern comfort" reminds me of the old "vicks 44" cough syrup. (at least THAT contained codeine before 'murica turned into the land of the pussies).

>>6501278
>people blaming specific drinks for fucking them up
No.
Either you are mixing a lot of different shit or you are simply drinking too much.

>>6501867
Heroin is medicine.

>>6501899
>bragging about shots
That entire method of drinking is specifically intended to let you down anything without tasting it.

>>6502528

Yes, that's my point. When you're doing shots Jaeger is no different than most booze. Therefore the idea that people drink Jaeger because "you can't taste the alcohol" is silly.

>>6502541
It's even sillier when you consider pure ethanol is tasteless to begin with.

>>6502547

No, it's quite bitter.
And then there's the "burn" though that really isn't a flavor per se.

>>6502541
It's milder in the throat though.
I believe the other guy you were talking to was referring to the burn you get from purer alcohol. Jaeger is very sweet and smooth making it more like a cough syrup. It can even be sipped out of the shot glass if you are a complete and utter faggot.
Also it has the frat boy stamp of approval as an epin bro drink.
Fukin jaeger shots broseidon!

>>6502556
>Also it has the frat boy stamp of approval as an epin bro drink.

That's the only reason.

>>6500966
hello jimbo

>>6499682
if you're gonna do shots drink the cheapest vodka you can buy
drink jaeger if you like the taste; sip it like you would (or should; most people are plebs) any liqeuer

drinking to get drunk is fine; but drink something you enjoy to get drunk and actually enjoy it

>>6499682

Be careful with that stuff, I had to swear it off after faceplanting and waking up in a toilet bowl of blackness too many times.

I wish that was an exaggeration.

ITT: plebs and phillistines

Classic jagerbomb.
Straight.

I had it with Dr. Pepper once and I liked it a lot.

>>6501899
>It was a silly show-off thing to do shots of jaeger
I must have a whack palette or something. Jaeger tastes amazing to me, but just about every other alcohol tastes like a cup of flaming shit.