/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How dare you remind me about those. How dare you.

>>6481983
People got wise to the fact that they were basically inhaling 5000 calories per bite.

>>6481988
G-Gomenasai

Oh fuck, I can still taste them.

I've never eater nor have seen these anywhere. What did they taste like?

>>6481983
They didn't sell in sufficient volume.

>>6482004
Basically like a cheesecake, they were these little bars, graham cracker crust, really good cheesecake filling and they had different toppings.

Fruit, chocolate, etc. Then drizzled over it all was a delicious streusel-like icing.

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>>6482020
Yeah, but who could honestly eat just one?

>>6481983
You fucking bastard.
I remember these. I remember LOVING THEM as a fatass kid.
Now I fucking want some. You will find me some.

>>6481983
Aloha Snackbar!

Oh God damn I completely forgot those were a thing. Now I miss them terribly...

>>6481983
diet food happened. damn the fatties.

>>6481983
I think they ended their partnership for the graham crust supplier.

Holy fuck these things cold were the best

>>6482059

Exactly this. I'd totally forgotten about these.

Man, I was a fat fuckin' kid.

>>6481983
Holy fuck I remember these.

I miss them now, fuck you OP

>>6482059
>>6482300
>Be a chubby boy
>Be about 10 or 12 years old
>Used to love going with my dad to the store
>Always used to add these to the cart

Then I'd eat 2-3 in a sitting ;~;

I have to say both thank you and FUCK you for reminding me of these tasty motherfuckers.

BRING THEM BAAAAAAACK

Fuck these make me nostalgic, those shits were so good.

superior

>>6481983

I never had them.

>>6481983
Doesn't look like it'd be that hard to make, just cheese cake with a graham cracker crust, artificial strawberry filling, and toaster strudel vanilla glaze on top

>>6482438
Why make that when you could make a real cheesecake. Those things were great in that they were delicious AND convenient.

Goddamnit OP why'd you have to bring back the memories of these? :'(

>>6482429
me neither... they look amazing

They weren't great unless you like the super dense type of cheesecake you'd get from nobake as opposed to the lighter restaurant style baked cheesecakes. Also nowhere near as sweet as you'd expect

>>6481983
why did you have to remind me of those fucking amazing things?

>>6482227
oh well that explains it. that one fucking company with the global graham flour monopoly.

You guys can still buy them online.

http://www.gianteagle.com/21000001361.aspx

>>6482777
H-how are old are these?!

>>6482790
Who cares, with the amount of Mono-and Di-glycerides, Honey, Citric Acid, Fruit Pectin, Salt, Sodium Caseinate, Soy Lecithin, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Calcium Propionate and Potassium Sorbate as Preservatives, Ammonium Bicarbonate, Caramel Color, Sodium Citrate, Carob Bean Gum, Hydrogenated Cottonseed Oil, Red No. 40, Blue No. 1, how could they ever go off?!

>>6482777
>keep refridgerated
No thanks, bro

>>6481983
Holy shit I vaguely remember eating these as a kid.
So fucking delicious. I would buy this shit in a heartbeat if it came out again.

I guess they said "Aloha", and then demand exploded

>>6482422
There isn't anthing close to cream cheese in that.

>>6481983
I mean, you could literally make your own.
With no difficulties.

I am upset that they don't make this anymore though. I loved making the chicken burrito type things that they had the recipe for.

>>6482795
That's what makes them so delicious anon

>>6481983
damn that looks tasty. Never seen em before, though.

>>6482972
>I mean, you could literally make your own.
>With no difficulties.

>posts picture of cream cheese with taco seasoning

Time go viral and start a stupid internet petition on change.org, then. Bringing back crappy nostalgic snack foods is the only things those are good for anyways.

>>6482030
Anyone with self-control.

Just make cheesecake bars then add some jam and icing.

>>6482059
This is a cooking board, lardass. Learn some recipes.

op is marketer and this product line is about to be reintroduced and this is to build hype

mawmy used to make these for parties and holidays. Build them in a muffin tin, bake, then top with cherry pie filling. She preferred to drop a damn nilla wafer in the bottom of the muffin wrapper thingy rather than use a proper graham cracker crust. So easy though, just crumble with butter, spread small chunks out, doesn't have to be perfect. Pro tip... Use the foil muffin cups sprayed lightly with cooking spray.

>>6484121
If that's the fucking case anon the fucking Mr. Peanut PB Crips would have been back five years ago and I'm still waiting.

>>6484830
UGH GOD NO.. i remember that sweet salty peanut buttery taste, and ive been craving something like it since i was a kid! damn you man. Damn you to hell.

Pic related
3d doritos
oreo cereal, in north america anyways
mcdonald's pizza
rice krispy square cereal

>>6482972
>I mean, you could literally make your own. With no difficulties.
>laments about the loss of what can be replaced by light cream cheese with some chili powder and salt

Obligatory.

>the best
>never stop being made

pick two

>>6484830
My depression is directly linked to Planters taking these away from me. I probably would have done something with my life instead of wasting away on 4chan if these still existed.

>>6481983

Damn I've been trying to remember what these things were called I loved them so much

Who's ready to get sad!?

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>>6488335

I was a fat child growing up. I loved those ....

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>>6488344

This guy reviews stuff like that - mrk.tv/1KSSNrD

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>>6488314
>"it's amaaaazin' fruit"

I still remember the fucking commercial. It was a creepy commercial.

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>>6488366

for you not them

he says "fucking" right??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO8tfxr9U58

>>6488318
your face when these still exist

>>6488372
These are still available pretty much everywhere.

>>6488328
>Quiescently frozen confection

>>6488344
these are still around

>>6488355
I barely remember this, never got them but if I recall correctly, the jug was tiny.

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>>6488318
All I remember. Damn I'm young.

>>6484876
>3d doritos

They have several bags at a Subway near me.

There's this ice cream bar I used to get off the ice cream truck that would come to the beach. It had your standard fare- bomb pops, those horrible frozen ices that tasted like medicine, cookie sandwiches, etc. But this popsicle beat all other popsicles. And then suddenly, one summer, it wasn't there anymore. I tried searching online and I can't find it there, either. I'd be convinced I'd imagined the whole thing if there weren't a picture of my then-loli sister eating one with a loli-er mean sitting in her lap, also eating one.

God damn it Looney Toons pops. God damn it.

>>6488318
we have plenty in florida

>>6481983
God those were good

I find it both hilarious and sad that so many people's childhoods appear to be defined by shitty produced snack products.

>>6488829
sorry your fondest memories of childhood was your dad and uncle playing "who's in my mouth" with you

>>6488829
you're kinda closed minded to think it's the ONLY thing. this is just the place to talk about it. it's /ck/, i mean look at 4chan there's dozens of other boards representing things that comprise people's childhoods

do they still have these??

>>6488726
>>3d doritos
>They have several bags at a Subway near me

hes referring to a version of them that they released in the 90s

>>6483732
>taco flavor cheesecake bar on nacho crust

pls Philly do this for your redheaded stepchildren

>>6486378
FUCK. i absolutely loved those.

>>6488318
>saw those at Grocery Outlet awhile back
>bought them
>they tasted like heavy metal with a hint of fruit
At least I made a sweet-ass zebra tattoo sleeve.

>>6482795
>Dyes preserve foods

>>6482081
Came in here for this.
Thank you.

>>6481983
FUCK YOU GUYS I NEVER GOT TO TRY THEM AND NOW I WANT TO

>>6491683
Make your own. It'll probably be better than any processed snack food loaded up with preservatives and high fructose corn syrup.

>>6483732
>>6486350
The Philadelphia creme wasn't like the regular cream cheese product, it had a more creamier texture, like Philadelphia Cheez Whiz.

>>6491692
I guess I should, they don't seem hard to make anyway

These were delicious and it's a damn crime that they were discontinued just because retards kept leaving them in their pantries and they went rotten

>>6494081
Didn't Kellogs release some new cereal that's basically a knockoff of this but with chocolate in the middle? It sounds like shit.

>>6494565
Kellog's Krave?

>>6494577
Yeah. Saw a commercial for it on the telly and it just looked really bad. I can't imagine having straight up milk chocolate for breakfast. Thing's like Reese's Puffs and that one other chocolate ball cereal are already pushing it enough.