/ck/ - Food & Cooking

just fuck my shit up

A genuine one or is this gonna devolve into shitty Facebook posts about shit that may or may not be actual food?

>>6477436
I don't know, man. Just post shitty food people posted to social media.

>>6477441

Why? That sounds like a horribly boring waste of time. It's barely a step up from watching paint dry.

>>6477471
Why do you hate /ck/ board culture?

>>6477423
Is that supposed to be bad? It actually looks bretty gud.

>>6477423

>>6477480
>wilted basil
>massive amount of dried herbs in cheese
>overcooked, crusted sauce

no thanks

>>6477498
>stuff chicken
>serving food in pools

>>6477498
what's the problem

#hubbymaterial
#justcuckmyshitup
#weeabooalert

>>6477507
arent these corean?

>>6477507
>sushi full of vegetables
why

>>6477518
weeb pls go

>>6477519
>all those hashtags
dropped it.

>>6477530
You just made that, didn't you?

>>6477480
I thought it was supposed to be good, but it looks like shit. Fucking college kids make better lasagna than this

>>6477556
some of that basil is legitimately burnt.

>>6477485
Apart from the fucking spaghetti-o's, this isn't that bad.

ugh, fuck you. I cook as good as my wife and her mom went to france to learn how to cook.


I'm self taught, its all practice, and you just need 5 or so years of practice.

what, are you gay?

enjoy eating brittish food after crying that your whore wife left you.

>>6477578
What the fuck are you talking about? In fact, my OP image is something a dude cooked for a chick.

would be nice to have a husbando to share with someday

>>6477593
>eating that much food as a single woman.

>>6477582
>>6477582

and that is why you are an autistic, forever alone faggot idiot

>>6477598

if it's unattractive i guess i'm doomed

>>6477598
I doubt she's/he's going to eat it all in one serving. I always have too much on my plate and about half or more of it gets put in the fridge as leftovers.

>>6477612

I think I left behind 2 pancakes and ate them later.

>>6477619
Exactly. Totally normal. Most people have more than they eat on their plates.

>>6477593
>ketchup

>>6477471

It makes cu/ck/s feel better about themselves because they think they can cook.

5% of the people who visit this board actually know how to cook.

>>6477544
>pan seared

>>6477612
>>6477623

Why don't you just make as much as you plan on eating? Refrigerating and reheating food automatically reduces quality by 70% unless it's pizza

>>6477423
that doesn't look all that bad, actually. probably tastes decent, too

>>6477512
Yes.

>>6477654
There's a difference between knowing how to cook and knowing how to cook well.

>>6477659
So we can trigger your fatty-hating autism

>>6477659
1. I'm really bad at cooking proper amounts.
2. Busy life of work + toddler + school. I use leftovers for lunch most days and sometimes supper on busy days.
Fresh food usually tastes better but hey gotta do what you gotta do.

>>6477709
>fat single and a single mom
oy vey

>>6477507
wait wait, what wrong with these, this is exactly how you make gimbap.

>>6477716
Why would that mean single mom? I can say from experience that even with two partners it is a busy lifestyle. That is of everyone in the family actually does something with their life, instead of sitting around all day.

>>6477497
Looks like some took a dump on the plate

>>6477651
*Tips fedora*

>>6477598
I'd have no problem eating that much.

>>6477531
outside of the terrible filter and image, it looks like a fairly decent burger with tater tots. failing to see the problem with this one

>>6477659
>unless it's pizza
Refrigerating and reheating pizza reduces its quality

>>6477497
this looks like mediocre boxed curry, but why the everloving fuck is there ketchup and mayo drizzled on the plate? everything is in sauce already.

>>6477531
>#whatssheeating
...i have no earthly idea, some frozen american crap with a tasty filter?

>>6477593
thats a nice crepe vagina, dont worry, you'll attract another weirdo soon

>>6477907
There's a burger in the background. Maybe some sort of fried potato stuff in the foreground.

What the fuck is a wifey

>>6478333
nice wifey trips

>>6477497

>my walmart plates

Hey

>>6477659

This is 100% untrue for 70% of food

>>6477423
Would look better without the greens on top but I doubt it tastes really awful like some of the wifey shit I've seen.

I always feel bad for the poor bastard who has to force this shit down.
Why the fuck women attempt to cook for people when they have no cullinary skills is beyond me.

I'm sure the guy would literally be happier with a big mac than THIS.

After 3 threads, nobody has successfully identified this food.

>>6477475

because you have more fun talking shit about bad food than talking productively about the good stuff.

>>6478486
some kind of fruit jam and cheese? prunes?
ive stared into the abyss for too long

>>6478486
Fried black beans on a grilled cheese roll.

>>6478486
I'd guess prunes but it looks savory.
Squashed olives maybe?

>>6478482
It could be nice. It just looks bad. The only problem is that somebody was proud enough of it to take a photo and share it.

Looks like a Junji Ito creation.

>>6478486
it is meat balls in some horrible sauce on a partially toasted split bread like made for subs you know..and cheddar cheese and some other cheese melted around it. Cheddar jack maybe? Not really a breakfast item. But what do I win? Actually I have no fucking idea but what gets me even worse is the shittiest of shitty paper plates and it's sitting on the floor on shitty carpet probably crawling with fleas, worms, mites and roaches.

>>6478514
This is extremely unsettling.

reverse wifey material.

>>6478514

Reminds me of the mutated-radioactive chicken in Eraserhead

>Honey! Dinner's ready!

>>6478627
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

>>6478632
Why does she hate Paul?

>>6478544
What the fuck, did he literally just throw a raw chicken breast with rice and water into a slow cooker?

Fresh from facebook

>>6477593
>ketchup

>>6478870
>Lol

>>6478870
...So hotdogs in what?

>>6478870
This revolts me. Not just the food. The sharing of intimate domestic affairs with the general public. This is how you drain all charm from your life.

>>6478897
I assume they were beaten eggs and this guys was trying to make an omelet

>>6478870
i would eat the shit out of that, no lie. hotdogs are basically ham anyways, ham n eggs is a classic, onions thrown on 10/10 redneck breakky

>>6478486
It's supposed to be a meatball sub. With swedish meatballs and entirely the wrong type of cheese and I don't even know what's happening with the marinara situation.

>>6478966
>sour kraut and pork with mashed potatoes
I would eat the shit out of that

>>6478974
Implying that's pork

>>6478981
This

looks like tuna to me

>>6478974
nigga that looks like tuna

>>6478966
>on my Rachel Ray shit again
she's not wrong

>>6478486
I see bread, with cheese, maybe parmesan melted on it...and I thought mushrooms in a sauce, but my friend here is betting on red beans.

>>6478486
It's her uterine lining, isn't it. Can never trust a woman on her period.

>>6478486
Crohns disease here. That straight up looks like the stool i have when im hospital-tier flared up, my god

>>6478966
Awful plating, but compared to everything else in this thread it looks like a gourmet meal to me.

>>6477497
This person does realize that when people drizzle sauce on the plate, it's meant to actually be eaten and isn't just decoration, right?

Or do they actually eat broccoli beef and rice with ketchup and mustard?

>>6477598
>that much

It's crepes with fruit and some eggs, it's probably as lite as you can get for breakfast outside of cereal. As a dude though I'd eat like 2x that for breakfast.

>>6479581
>impossible to attain

jealous manatee detected

>>6479581
>tfw no 50's housewife cake baking, incredibly clean with perfect makeup gf

>>6477487
>wilted basil
when heat is applied to a leafy green, it wilts
you must be new at this whole cooking business
also, you must hate the fuck out of Thai food.

>>6479588
yep, she is clearly oppressed.

>>6479581
>2 clocks

>>6479600
3Poe'sLaw5me

>>6477498
>tomato sauce
>white wine

>>6477507
>>6477512
>makizushi
fucking pleb

>>6478544
>teriyaki
>it's meant to be grilled then glazed with the sauce seconds before serving
>just thrown into a fucking pot to boil in what's clearly not teriyaki sauce

>>6477593
>overcooked omelette with ketchup
but if had a husbando who would spend five hours making homemade sushi bento boxes to post on instagram and then feed to your cats?

>>6477745
>meatloaf
>a salad
>corn is always a plus

I would eat th...

>Bud Light

into the trash it goes...

>>6479600
It is people like that who are royally fucking up this world for the rest of us, even if they're joking.

>>6479259

>>6477578
I have that wristband

>>6479624
That's just depressing.

>>6479621
sex-privileged patriarchal shitlord detected
I'm not intimidated by your penis!

>>6479624

>>6478486
It is obviously damson jam you fucktards

>>6477593

>>6477734
>>6477901
>>6478384
>>6479366
you have no idea how good it tastes just from how it looks.

you people realise this, don't you?

>>6478901

This, I can't fucking stand people like that. Voluntarily making your life some public human interest phenomenon to get some retarded validation out of it must be the shortest gateway to romantic failure.

>>6477531
>pan seared hot-dogs
Some gourmet shit going on there

>>6479581
Obese manatee confirmed

>>6479600

This is making me fucking furious, any more?

>>6479624

Is that Cheesewhizz or some shit I hear Americans about?

>>6478486
I'd say bread in a pan with shredded cheese and a dollop of nutella knock off on top

>>6479624

>>6479600
>>6479581
pls more

>>6479635
this is clearly a troll
>>6479686
I bet you boil your hotdogs like a pleb
>>6479688
definitely fat 155 isnt manatee territory though

>>6479682
All the people that I know who do this live miserable lives and terrible relationships and just like to dive in a fantasy world they almost believe

>>6479702
>155 isnt manatee territory though
it is when you're 5'1"

>>6477593
Hey baby asl?

>>6478870
Not bad at all. Tastes great with ketcup and got sauce

>>6479702
I dont like hotdogs, havent eaten one in years
Just ridiculing the fact that she made such a big deal of her meal that she had to say they were pan seared, i guess the pic didnt help

>>6479626
If you look like her will you go out with me?

>>6479702
>definitely fat 155 isnt manatee territory though
consider that A: she's 5'1" and B: she's probably embellishing her height AND weight

>>6479713

>>6479716
Worth a shot

>>6479626
>>6479713
>>6479716
>>6479720
Cucked again huh Anon?

>>6479722
More like friendzoned again

>tfw these fucking disgusting whores wont go for a nice guy like me who respects women THOSE FUCKING BITCHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6479708
L is for LONDON

>>6479723
Whoa who's, easy there.
Here Anon, have some tendies.

>>6479723

>>6479723
>>6479720
>>6479713
When did /ck/ turn into /r9k/?

>>6477544
>hubby
>lovemyfiance
Haha what a cuck

>>6479731
4am EST

If there is a word I hate more then "wifey" it's "hubby".

>>6479731
>Not recognizing sophisticated satire

>>6479736

>>6479731
After the whole tendies maymay shit, all of them thought it would be funny to post tendies here.
Some of them stayed.

>>6477471
Yeah, it SOUNDS that way to you because you're a no fun having intolerant jackass.
I'm sure you like to eat shit and dildo your ass which doesn't sound fun to me either, but god dammit I let you do it in peace.

>>6478632
>this is the photographic evidence of what this woman has ever bothered doing for her partner

>>6479600
Holy hell what a retard. I WISH I could stay home all day to perfect my cake making, painting in between cleaning and cooking. How cozy is that?

>tfw its 2015 and its the expectation you work full time with your partner because you can't rely on one person's income

>>6478632
Oh I get it now
that's why she doesn't want him to see Paul

>>6479366
>mustard

>>6479682
>Voluntarily making your life some public human interest phenomenon to get some retarded validation out of it must be the shortest gateway to romantic failure.
Why?

>>6479753
What does 4 say

>>6479598
I know that feeling.
Except she would be my mother instead, why would I need a wife?

>>6479753
wait, wtf is that shit?

>>6479759
Sometimes in relationships you need to lay some ground rules out on the table. It's up to you to follow them, instead of breaking some unspoken/hidden rule.
This guy needs to prove to her that he's husband material and will get updated girlfriend rule lists every two weeks until he's the perfect guy for her.

>>6479758

Because by making your private (romantic) affair a public good on the "# of likes" market that Facebook is you're effectively delegating something that should be coming from 'within' the relationship itself to outside stimuli. If you suddenly don't get as much reactions on your cute pictures you'll be bummed and it might even impact the actual relationship. At least, I can imagine it doing that for people who are so fucking simple-minded they need to validate themselves through Facebook.

Secondly it's just gay as fuck.

>>6478878
>>6479618
>>6477651
Cancer

>>6479698

alright some of these must be photoshopped

not even the most moronic person would put beans on toast and then put a #girlswhocook hashtag on it

>>6479787
That one is obviously a fake. Still funny though.

I have a blog of these pics and it's all in good fun.

>>6479787
I think most jokes on the planet are Photoshopped

Try watching for pixels next comedy show you see on TV

>>6479759
>no going to the bar
>no hanging out with paul
>no talking to females
>i want text messages from your phone MONTHLY
>work schedule weekly
>and school schedule
>no going out anywhere without me
>NO GETTING DRUNK

for people who can't read woman

>>6479759
>I want 104 text messages from your phone MONTHLY

6.2 WHEN

I want to sub again but there's no fucking point if theres nothing to do.

>>6479820
Hi /wowg/

>>6479809
I think she wants to read all of the messages you sent. nowadays it's not strange to text your girlfriend every hour

>>6479839
That's fucking weird. If my boyfriend texted me every hour I would tell him to fuck off and that I'm busy playing vidya. That would be so annoying. You would must not have literally ANYTHING you did to keep yourself busy if you needed something like that.

>>6479845
And that's why you don't have a boyfriend

>>6479884
But I do, he doesn't like being bothered, either, a lot more than me

>>6479845
It's not "f*cking" weird, you just have to be in a regular healthy relationship. Maybe that's weird to you. Couples like to talk to each other, check up, make sure you're not cheating.

>>6479892
But every hour? That's too much. I talk to my boyfriend like maybe 1 to 3 times a day because he's at work, then we talk about his day when he gets home from work and hang out together, we live together.

>>6479894
Sounds normal to me.
Ignore the autists.

>>6479901
>it's autistic to love and care about somebody else
4chan, everybody

>>6479904
get a load of this fucking faggot

>>6479904
No.
It's autistic to text your partner every fucking hour.

>>6479911
So where did you pull this rule out of? Your ass? Because it sounds like you're just talking shit and hope it'll convince me.

>>6479910
Lol. The misery and anguish, all packed into one 7 word post.

>>6479913
Where did you pull the the rule out that you have to be in constant contact?

>>6479918
>misery and anguish

>>6479913
If you have to be in contact with your partner every hour out of every day, that sounds completely unhealthy and overly dependent.

What do you do when they are too busy for a few hours and can't text you back? Do you flip out and assume they are cheating on you or something? Do you really think that, in just a few hours, your loving partner will have just decided to completely change how they are and just find some random person to cheat on you with?

That is paranoia, and it is unhealthy. Please seek help.

>>6479923
are you seriously wondering why channers have a warped sense of what it's like being in a relationship with a real human person

>>6479924
I'm >>6479894 and I met my boyfriend on 4chan, and I've met a decent amount of men who come here. I don't think being from 4chan is a valid excuse.

Reposting some of my older ones

These looks DELICIOUS!

Yo dawg I heard you like carbs

there's nothing profoundly wrong with a lot of these pics.

>>6477423
A real man cooks for his family. Especially since women will just fuck it up.

#ILoveYouBasedChefJohn

>>6480006
i'd eat that

>>6477423
What up with people using processed cheese?
It's bloody mortifying

a girl will never make a sriracha heart for you

>>6480053
All cheese is processed my trippy friend, all of it.

>>6480065
You know what he means you pedantic twerp.

>>6480070
whut?

>>6480066

idgi

>>6480065
Everything I knew was a lie

>not eating your chicken fozen

>>6480074
I think he is fed up of eating struggle plates so now he insists on going out for food.

>>6479624
I laughed so hard I woke up the rest of my family. Well played.

>>6480006
I went through a stage of Rice-a-Roni for every meal because I bought it dirt cheap and it was so quick to make for a side dish. Pack it for lunch and have it for dinner. I burned out on it and haven't had it in like six years.

>>6479581
The respondent is definitely a landwhale, but to be honest, I don't find that image sexy at all. I guess for the same reason I find porn stars boring as hell. The excessively manicured and sterile look just so. Nothing interesting about them. A good woman has SOME flaw, some evidence or real nature about her, like an English garden vs. a French one.

Also pearl necklaces are for old ladies.

>>6480202

well that and the chick is ugly

>>6479753
There is no sex on earth worth this.

>>6479753
Is this for real?
What kind of plonka allows to get himself pussy whipped like this?

>tfw if i ever get a domestic lifestyle and a nice husband society will look down on me because it's not hip

>>6480234
I know plenty of them.

It's pretty funny when everyone else is drinking and they are just sitting there in silence with their diet pepsi, texting his master because she said he can't drink.

>>6477716
>fat single and a single mom PLUS a child

i ask myself if shes a coalburner

>>6479753
Maybe I'm just a slow and meticulous writer, but I don't even understand how you can make the typo sechduel in physical writing

>>6479599
That's why you add the basil at the end of cooking, fucktard. Making a pizza? Add the basil at the end. Making a sauce? Add the basil at the end.

>>6480234
>>6480223
It's probably a sexual thing

>>6479259
who the fuck puts marshmallows on a potato

>>6480250
>Making a pizza? Add the basil at the end.
That's not how it's done in Italy. I prefer to add basil at the end myself though.

>>6480362

americans

>>6478632
paul can't say she never does anything for him but he can probably say she never does anything nice for him

>>6479624
surely primates and some breeds of dog can prepare food better than this

>>6479666
are you new to /ck/?

>Bae
>bae
>bae

Fucking enough with this ghetto nigger trash speak.

all of these plates would make me go back to my room to play vidya as a kid. I can't believe adults can be so bad at eating

>>6480434
I would eat whatever was served because I'm not a disrespectful brat.

>>6480250
>add the basil at the end
not if you want the fucking basil to flavor the sauce you dipshit
Now if you want to chiffonade some basil for GARNISH at the end, that's always a nice touch... but that doesn't mean "BASIL MUST NEVER BE COOKED"
you autistic fuck
stir fried basil is the heart of Thai cuisine, they NEVER add it at the end.

>>6477544
>pan seared hotdogs

>>6480442
I would wipe your toothbrush up and down my asshole crack

>>6480458
jk i never did that in my life i just thought it would be funny on the internet

>>6479753
crap like this is real. that list describes my friends relationship to a T. We cant hang out anymore. She doesnt like it. That pussy game must be ridiculous. Whipped so hard he's picking cotton

>>6480444
You've never made Italian food, have you? ANYONE who knows how to make good tomato sauce will tell you to add fresh herbs at the end, in order to preserve their flavor, and dried herbs at the beginning, in order to bring that flavor out. You don't know shit, buddy.

>>6480248
This also confuses me profoundly. One letter I would get but this is practically an anagram.

>>6480474
>You don't know shit, buddy.

>>6480474
Eat shit retard. Where do you get these stupid notions? Is it the the way your fat mother made it? Fuck off.

>>6480491
Your funny maymay doesn't make you right. Ask any Italian when you add the fresh basil to the sauce, and they'll tell you to put it in at the end.

>>6480473
I hate it, I'm starting to think this is some secret sexual shit and they all actually enjoy being told what to do.

Last week my friend went home at 10:00, because his girlfriend said that is when he had to be back. It wasn't like they were doing anything, it was just
>oh, she says I have to be back for 10:00

>>6480442

you've never had my dad's "joe's special", which consisted of 50% ground beef and 50% spinach, unspiced or otherwise unflavored

>>6480495
I'm third generation Italian. My parents and grandmother all concur that you're a cocksucker.

Here's another dank maymay for you, faggot.

>>6480505
i like ground beef

i like spinach

what's the matter, daddy trying to sneak you some vegetables??

>>6480511
>lying on the internet
sad

>>6477544
>pan seared

>>6480516
>go ask an Italian
>there's five of them in the house right now, including myself
>LIAR

You obviously need more sick maymays.

>>6480528
>continuing to make baseless claims on an anonymous image board

this isn't /b/. you don't have to make things up.

>>6480532
>>6480528
>>6480516
>>6480511
>>6480495
>>6480491
>>6480474
This is the most autistic shit I've seen all year.
Please stop.

>>6480532
>continuing to make baseless claims on an anonymous image board

Because claiming to be Italian is so far fetched in your fragile little mind, amirite? Have another maymay and may it soothe your fragile ego.

>>6480549
>tells someone to go back to reddit
>posts endless memes

No John, you are the redditors

>>6480542
Never underestimate the lasting power of weapons grade /ck/ autism.

>>6480554
That's the only downside of slow boards, you have to witness people shitfling for up to 3 days sometimes.

>>6480513

Ground beef and spinach in equal portions is fucking nasty.

>>6480549
Can someone post the Back to 4chan one please.

>>6480558
I've seen it go for several days on /trv/.

Once both people involved feel like they've had the last word, they'll go away. Or at least go fag up another thread.

>>6479747
I've seen several homeless threads on /ck/ before asking for advice on how to survive. It honestly seems a lot easier than working your ass to the bone at some soul sucking job you hate. At least you'd get to roam free and see cool new things, even if you had to eat leftovers from school cafeterias.

>>6478630
kek

>>6478544
How the fuck did this guy EVER get the impression that teriyaki chicken is cooked this way?

>>6478630
kek

>>6478870
looks like an omelette with hotdogs, my typical drunk food

>>6479624
orange caulk on elbow pasta?

>>6480006
Looks like my typical dinner from college. Fuck yeah I love carbs. I'd eat bread and noodles for every meal if it wasn't so bad for me.

>>6477593
would fuck that crepe

>>6479999
>no rice
>calls herself Filipino

thats why Manny lost

>>6477485
>I don't have cornmeal porridge
>I'll just make Spaghetti-o's instead
>I don't have scones
>I'll just make some biscuits
>I won't even mention the ham

>>6479892

you're either a god-tier comedian or you're in a really shitty relationship

>>6477544
>pan seared hot dogs

Devinez c'est quoi

Seriously. What. The. Fuck.
This is all just Mac and cheese.... but, if that is even possible, it is BAD Mac and cheese

>>6477498
>white wine
>tomato sauce

Nigger, i will hurt you.

>>6480362
its a sweet potato. it is fucking delicious

>>6477600
Who's the sperm wyrm?

has there been a single picture on this entire board that has been taken with a decent camera with decent lighting?

>>6480640

>>6479600
>WOMEN CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT
>What if I want to be like a 50s American housewife?
>YOU'VE BEEN INDOCTRINATED BY THE PATRIARCHY

>>6480637

there is nothing wrong with that whatsoever

>>6480633
They were never taught how to cook, they were probably raised on microwave food and takeaways. They have no conception of what goes with what, presentation or any other shit but they still want to cook because it's a nice thing to do for someone.

Yet they are too fucking stupid to spend 10 minutes looking at a real recipe.

>>6480651

not really contradictory

>>6480665
Well I guess you are right mate.... Sad.

>>6480673
Fucking facepalm.

>>6479600
>problematic

>>6479999
>>6480000
Two quads in a row, holy shit

>>6480673
Just wife my shit up.

Is this a troll thread?

>>6479892
>make sure you're not cheating
>regular healthy relationship

>>6477593
I need a wife that would cook for me. This looks so delicious. I have a hard time eating pancakes cause of the breadiness, wonder how many of those crepes I could down before I get sick of them.
>tfw no qt submissive wife to cook me food

>>6477593
>weeb omelette.

>>6480442
obsequious faggot

>>6480648
>#cena
NEVER GIVE UP
HUSTLE
LOYALTY
RESPECT

>tfw don't even cook
>want to learn
>but also want an SO that would do it for me
>also m-muh motivation and time
fug

>>6477423
Is that a baked caprese salad?

>>6479686
The correct form when dealing with gourmet items such as these would be

Pan seared dogs, hot.

>>6478627
>>6478630
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE CORN
ftfy

looks problematic

>>6480762

>>6480410
Is that being served in a large coffee filter?

>>6480066
Why the fuck is there a hole in the middle of every potato?

>>6480448
>trust-no-one-not-even-yourself.gif

>>6480782

cutting carbs

>>6480780
Seriously... What the fuck, pan seared

>>6480771
looks pretty gud

>>6477593

>cream
>ketchup
>on same plate


Would drunkenly throw at wall and beat the chef/10

>>6480805

not sure if retard

>>6478482
In fairness to this one, it just looks bad but probably tastes OK. They were probably going for how chicken katsu curry is usually served where a thick sauce covers half the rice and chicken. The chicken does look mass-produced though.

>>6479581
butthurt overweight girl status confirmed

>>6480790
kek.

>>6480061
That color looks so wrong.

>>6477593
is that crepegina modeled on the real thing?

>>6477485
That's basically a full English breakfast right?

>>6480000
>>6480410
What's with those fake plates?

>>6480673
Someone please wife her before she dies from malnutrition

>>6480907
some people prefer wasting money on disposable tableware than washing dishes

>>6480542
We barely started May, plenty of time for someone to come up with something worse.

>>6480006
this is what 'vegetarian' college girls eat 90% of the time

>>6481010

Just carb my shit up.

>>6479753
>scheduel
>I want t0̶Ӌ̶ messages from your phone MONTHLY

There is literally nothing wrong with lots of carbs.

>>6480665
Thanks for getting rid of home ec, femininsm.

>>6480432
Right? Jesus

>>6481108
This is a joke, right? I went to American public schools, graduated in 2012. We were required to take a semester of home ec in 7th and 8th grade each, and there was an entire home ec department in our high school.

>>6481301
My city has six high schools and none of them have had a home ec class since the mid-90s.

>>6481307
>city
Blame property tax based school funding for that, not feminism. I like to say that I really missed out on the American public school experience because of how good the schools I went to were.

>>6480964
The picture reminds me of my mom who actually did burn popcorn on the microwave which also broke out 10 year old microwave. Jolly times.

>>6481329
>2 weeks ago
>buddy and I walking from my apartment to the parking garage
>smell burnt popcorn in the hall on the way
>fire alarms start going off as we're driving out of the garage
>drive around the block and see fucking everyone and their dogs standing outside
>decide to go back because I'm high and paranoid that it might actually be a real fire, don't want to leave my cat
>walking back to apartment
>overhear spic lady explaining to the firefighters in broken english that there's no fire

This bitch was so stupid she forced an entire apartment building to evacuate.

>>6481345
my friend did that by making toast at 5 am in the dead of winter

>>6481359
His neighbors should have been able to vote him out of the building.

>>6481368
Nah doesn't work like that. He paid his lease and it was an accident because of over sensitive smoke detectors. Apparently it's happened before with others. As long as you pay you stay.

>>6481374
No, I know that no building would ever allow that, but they should.

>>6480528
Lol bippity boopity faggot
>maymays
you mean may-ah may-ahs?

>>6480755
>Wanting someone else to cook your food
Nutrition is one of the most important parts of your entire life and also one of the most underrated. You see the occasional person who smokes, drinks, and lives to age 90 despite it all. You see literally not one person who ate poorly and lived that long.
One of our dumbest mistakes was trusting food and nutrition to women. Never let a woman cook your food. Cook hers if need be, but for Christ's sake, for the sake of taste and good health, cook your own fucking food.

>>6480910
under8ed

>>6478486
Melted cheese and clotted period blood atop a hot dog bun

>>6481855
b-but like I said
very little motivation; I have a hard time getting into things alone..
and it takes so long, my grandma will spend hours preparing food ;_;

>>6477519
>foodie
>using dry seasoning packets
ok then

>>6480247
>mom PLUS a child

not sure if you know how stupid that sounds

>>6479600
theres that word again
fuckin ay
do these feminists not have a large vocabulary or are they parroting some vague figure, online celebrity?