/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6473404
>drinking mixed drinks
>not drinking whiskey straight

you might not die, but you are gay or a girl

>>6473404
>Am I going to die?
at some point, yeah.

Why the fuck did you sick a bamboo chute in your drink you fucking faggot?

>>6473416
It was a limp stalk of celery I found in the back of the fridge. I am not proud.

>>6473408
Not OP, but can confirm. Am gay and like mixed drinks.

No gin?

That looks fucking gross, but I don't think it will kill you.

>>6473404
>laptop

I didn't want to start a new thread just to ask a question. What vodka should I get to burn my throat? I want something to drink while playing my Russian tanks in world of tanks while eating pickles. I don't really like alcohol in general, I hate beer, I hate alcohol that tries to hide the taste and I don't like tequila. For some reason though pure Orc like fire grog doesn't bother me much.

this is what my friend said I wanted but I wanted to double check.

>>6473404
That is a Cubanita.

>>6473506

Spirytus you fucking pussy.

>>6473510
so should I just look for the highest proof I can get for the cheapest price as a general guideline? I was going to check my local market since they legalized selling liquor anywhere here.

>>6473516
You really don't wanna fuck with that shit, bro.

As for vodka I wouldn't recommend anything bottom shelf. It makes for awful hangovers.

At least get something triple distilled.

>>6473516
At least 80 proof and triple distilled, and eat between shots. For a more authentic experience, drink a raw egg mixed with olive oil an hour and eat a baked potato before you start on the vodka. Do the egg and oil thing again when you wake up the morning after.

>>6473523
I think that's what the pickles are for, I read that in Russia they would eat pickles while drinking and then drink the juice and it was like a hangover medicine.

Also I read that good vodka is supposed to go down smooth which isn't really what i want.

>>6473528
The salt in pickle juice helps battle dehydration, but it's not going to do anything to help your liver process the impurities of absolute shit vodka.

You can get cheap triple distilled vodka that goes down rough. You're looking at very expensive vodka before it is particularly smooth.

>>6473408
I can't help having a weak stomach ;_;
Alcohol makes me want to vomit the moment it goes down my neck no matter how good it is. I can only do heavily mixed drinks, beers, wine and cider.

I've been told it's a blessing in disguise

>>6473532
You can get vodka ~13$ per fifth that goes down smooth enough.

>>6473532
Alright cool I didn't really know that you could get rough clean vodka. I'm not retarded so I'll shell out more for healthier drink. Thanks for the advice. It'll say on the bottle that its triple distilled right?

>>6473509
And so it is. Tastes okay too...

>>6473536
>Healthier drink
There isn't really any meaningful way for alcohol to be healthy. It'll still cause systemic inflammation, it'll still spike histamine, still inhibits DAO, and most importantly, still breaks down into acetone and acetylaldehyde while acting as a potent diuretic and depleting water soluble vitamins over time.

Etc. When it comes to alcohol healthier means "no actual poison added". Vodka is for the most part clean when compared to other alcohol, roughness isn't a good indicator of purity. Pure ethanol itself is actually tasteless anyway.

>>6473506

>>6473506
Raw potatoe and raw potaoes left too longin an open bucket of water. The only true vodka mix.

>>6473533
You're body is good at disliking the ingestion of poison.

Its not even a blessing is disguise it just sounds like good genes.

>people still make bloody Mary's when Caesar's exist

>>6473408
Muh Monsanto liquor

>>6473404
>and chicken breasts

>>6473404
>piss colored celery

>>6473404
So close to laptop. You're just begging for a spillover.

>>6473506
A few companions for vodka:

- pickles
- rye bread
- herring
- raw onion
- raw garlic
- potato
- salo

>>6473510
>Spirytus
That's great, if you like feeling like someone punched the inside of your somach. If you make taking shots of that stuff a habit, you'll burn a hole in your stomach lining. Enjoy your stomach ulcers.

>>6473404
No, but you are going to hell

>>6474679
It's sitting on a cooling pad. Any spills will not effect the laptop.

>>6475372
How's a cooling pad going to help if you spill drink on your laptop?

>>6473404
Did you use ketchup too?

>>6473408
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