/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i'd have her for dinner, if you know what i mean

The half-assed seasoning on the tendies is nice tough.

is that fish or chicken?

>wifey material!

>>6470808
welfare.jpeg

that for real looks like some fucking jail food

source: I'm a CO at a jail, we really feed them shit like that

>Wow anon. Your a real masterchef!!

Mine was better than yours

I hate eating a plate of food with bland colors

>>6470808
i imagine pic related

My body is a temple.

>>6470922
Looks like the taste of nothing.
I prefer my vegetables either raw or baked with salt, pepper and thyme. Must have something to do with my mom cooking all our vegetables to a tasteless mush.

>>6470922
"and my mind is blank"

>>6470922
>white rice

lmao

>>6470853
Really? I always thought they were fed the finest cuts of steak and lobster.

>>6470922
Those veggies have gotta be pre-cut frozen.

>>6470863
Nasty spread out toes

>>6470922
Try using brown rice, quinoa or at least add some purple rice to your white rice. Also if you're going bland/healthy, use strong flavours like pepper, herbs and lemon to offset the lack of seasoning.

Wa la!~

>>6471044

>>6471047

>>6470863

>those feet

I dont think the landwhale will be pleased with the size of that steak

>>6470947
Bam

>>6470922

My body is a pleasure receptacle.

>>6471202
>teen burger
Is this what happens to the cashiers that mess up too many orders??

>>6471050
who is this reacharound hound?

>>6471212
No, A&W in Canada has the burger family.

Teen and grandpa burger are GOAT, never tried the uncle burger.

Dinner is served indeed

>>6471033
>brown rice

>>6471227
You need hashtags for 30% more credibility

>>6471227
Teen sucks dick.

Papa burger is the best.

The grandma burger was awesome when it was around, but only good when made fresh.
Had it fresh, it was amazing, went again and it was clearly not fresh and tasted like shit.

>>6471237
Grandpa burger is the same thing just with another patty.

>>6471241
yeah I know. Too much patty
2 is perfect. 1 sucks, 3 is too much.

FOOD IS SERVATUDE!
RIOT LIKE THE NIGGERS!

>>6470941
i agree %100. looks bland as all fuck, and the veg and fish look precooked and frozen. i can almost taste the watery veggies now... and the rice looks like minute rice. if their body is a temple why not actually treat it like one by giving it healthy nutrients? instead of mush

>>6471237
>teen sucks dick
Got excited scrolling past this

>>6471044
fucking retard

>>6470818
that is a woman you insensitive twat.

>>6471230
thats impressive as fucking shit. animals are so cool.

>>6471435
lol

>>6471445
You must be new here

>>6470922
Negro, this is how you do it.

>>6471960
This right here nigga.
Winrar

>>6471960
excuse my plebitude, but what am I looking at?

>>6471033
>bland/healthy
>implying those are interchangeable terms

>>6470808
Now, I'm lucky to have a girlfriend who means well and is cooking for me
but I'm not going to be able to tell her this slop is crap.
>just taste it you might like it
fuck you, you don't even shave your vag for me

>>6471998
A slice of bread with saurkraut, mayo and chives (with pepper thrown all the fuck over)
tilapia tossed in flower for 3/4ths of a second and dropped into hot olive oil for 90 seconds
roasted as fuck artichokes with one hidden clove of roasted garlic for that "you can't kiss me for a day" taste

>>6471849
to this board yes
to cooking no
been wondering why people have been sayin wa la like jackasses instead of voilà like a normal person

>>6472009

God DAMN these images baffle me. What kind of life does someone live where they think something like this is good? In what world does a man want his woman to serve him a big pile of corn with a side of discolored eggs and floppy noodles? In what world is that something worth taking a picture of and posting publicly? Are those eggs yellow because of the lighting or perhaps did she boil the eggs and corn and pasta all together or something? I wouldn't be surprised.

>>6472061
You want to know how I know you were raised in a middle (or higher) income family?

>>6472064
Because he had two pots in his house in which to separate different foods while cooking?

>>6471998
Looks to be a piece of salmon, a piece of talapia, a baked tater with sour cream and onions, and roasted brussel sprouts...

>>6472047
>admitting to being new
>like a normal person
Lurk more newfag shitlicking dick tussling scum or fuck off back to reddit

>>6472047
I actually started it because I was too drunk, and too lazy to look up how to spell it properly.

>>6472073

I've been 4chin for over 5years and cooking as a profession for 8
I've also got over 300 confirmed kills

>inb4 I'm the best bcuz I've been on /ck/ longer than you

shit wait i already missed that train
cant inb4 if i wasnt inb4

>>6472078
you and other americans apparently

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wa-lah

>>6472064
Dude fuck you, although I wasn't dirt poor, I was still solid lower class while growing up.

And I never got served anything that resembled that horrible mess.

>>6471230

Like a fucking boss!

>>6470812
>her

frozen rehated chicken and 'skettie,had worse.way worse I'd eat the spagettie first and put the fried chicken breast in my pocket for hard times. probably won't hurt it none seriously if invited to eat anything, homes or church dinners you talk a small bit and give the rest to a dog and hope he is hungry.don't want to hurt anyone's feelings,but some of friends and family cant cook for shit who me? do the best you can. that's a lot.

>>6472234
Who hatted your chicken in the first place?

>>6472168
I meant on /ck/...

>>6470853
confirmed
did 30 days once and most of the dinners are barely edible.

breakfast and lunches werent bad, the cold foods are usually the best jail food

>>6471464
So, fish.

>>6472190
This; my paternal grandparents lived on one very low income from some time in the 1930s on, and slop like that would never have been allowed in my grandma's house.

Are you wife material, /cuck/?

>mfw my roommate who is 24 eats frozen ready made pizzas (or pasta with canned sauce) with salad and ice cream every day
I fear for her future children.

>>6473474
Tuna with microwaved onions, pre-made mashed potatoes, and frozen corn? What the fuck.

>>6473482
That's definitely sauerkraut.

>>6472025

>bread

are you sure that's not a baked potato?

because it looks a lot like a baked potato

if it's your dish, good job btw

that roasted garlic looks....... YUM-O

>>6473488
Then that's worse. Tuna and sauerkraut from a jar.

>>6472473
Yeah?

I spent a night in Phoenix. We got bags thrown in that had a bread roll, jam, an under-ripened orange, and saltine crackers.

I didn't eat because I was protesting but they didnt give a fuck

>>6473474
>Rachel Ray
>Not Ratchet Ray

>>6472663
>she thought 165° cooked temperature meant set the oven for 165°

>>6473488
Is that a thing? Never in my life have I seen someone mix tuna and saurkraut.

>>6472009
>bae got bush
Pics requested.

>>6471227
Uncle Burger is fucking great.

>>6471223
top fucking kek

>>6473491
It's definitely a baked potato

I can't see a single yeast chamber to show that it's bread. And it's got sour cream and chives on it to boot

>>6473605
I don't know, I can just tell it's sauerkraut. It might not be tuna, could be something else shredded up. Who knows. Looks disgusting either way.

>>6472064
Ayy lmao. In Italy poor families KNOW how to cook and how to make decent food with poor ingredients. Cucina povera is everything that's good in Italian cuisine.
Educate your poors americans,

>>6473652
It looks like either canned tuna or canned chicken.
Both are equally disgusting.

>>6473548
>not RayRay

Are you even trying?

>fat people getting mad.

>>6470941
You must be kidding because these vegies taste delicious which is why I prefer them steamed, to keep them as pure as possible.

>>6470947
no u

>>6470949
[insert racist joke]

>>6470958
Not pre cut or frozen and I'm curious to know why you thought that. Are you impressed with my cutting skills?

>>6471033
I appreciate the tips butt this isn't bland, imo. There's a bit of soy sauce in the rice and I added a bit more while eating but I love my vegies.
I had pretty much the same thing tonight because I tend to use up my vegies while they're as fresh as possible and then buy something different and eat that for two or three nights. Next up is pumpkin and spinach.

>>6471960
Healthy? Too much oil for me. Thank you for the phone numbers, though. What kind of pizza should I send?

>>6470817
> implying that is seasoning and not just old burnt tray breadcrumbs from the night before

>>6470922
> that much rice
> boiled or steamed yellow peppers
Disgusting

>>6470922
>thinks overcooked food is still healthy.
Please microwave your veggies and stop over cooking them, and I can tell by those portions you have no idea how out your macro's are. Also your burnt your skin, and your rice is gross and gloopy, and your plate is ugly, and if your cutlery is so filthy why would you leave it in the picture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgVYR_R8Jc

why do I always take the bait?

>>6473888
>You must be kidding because these vegies taste delicious which is why I prefer them steamed
>Healthy? Too much oil for me.
Fun fact: Your body can't absorb nutrients if you're avoiding fat as nutrients are fat soluble.
>Scotch fillet
>Steamed vegetables
>Shitty tiny piece of... salmon I think
Even with Salmon's somewhat decent fat content you're still getting too many carbohydrates (top lel at the use of starchy vegetables like carrot, a huge plop of mashed potato - and refined carbohydrates likes two and a half servings of white rice for a single dish) and too little fat.
Also
>Zero cruciferous vegetables
Can someone teach this pleb cuck how to nutrition?

>>6473888
Looks like you're cooking for one there anon.

>>6473953
get that shitty meme outta here

>>6472007
>loki.gif.gif

>>6473949
>needs oil on his vegetables despite having salmon on his plate
>salmon only has a decent fat content

Salmon is fattier than most cuts of beef you fucking retard. Not to mention the fats are also superior.

>>6470812
>her
That's clearly a gay dude

>>6473953
oh god that reminds me of this

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/forever-alone-involuntary-flashmob

good times

>>6475022
lel, that's hilarious. The fact that the first person to show up was wearing a full navy blue suit with a grey fedora makes it even better.

I hate 4chan.

>>6474723
Beef has absolutely nothing in Omega 3s. Salmon is resplendent with them. You'd get way fatter on an exclusively beef diet than you would with an exclusively salmon diet.

>>6472202
>>6475010
chicks with dicks, twice the fun.

>>6472663
...is that chicken raw?

>>6470812
I got bad news for you bro

>>6473888
Overpriced steak.

>>6470949
White rice with a bit of butter and salt can be... why am I taking this b8?

>>6476456 see >>6476312

>>6472047
people know your new you have left your id showing you need to turn it off it advanced noob settings
thats why they are mocking you

>>6476457
>mfw 13.50 for a small rib eye I bought yesterday

I hate living in Canada. Everything's so fucking expensive and half your paycheck goes to the goddamn gov't.
There's no way to live a decent life unless you're a millionaire.

If I served me that I would throw it in your face

>>6477516
>and half your paycheck goes to the goddamn gov't.
Socialism aint cheap, moosefucker.

>>6472473
>>6473500
>mfw on the night I spent in jail I got in right after dinner and released right before breakfast
That fucking sucked. I was so fucking hungry because I hadn't eaten anything all day when I was arrested. I would of gladly eaten any shit food they gave me. I was dope sick too to top it all off.

>>6470808

>"Thank you for this awesome dinner babe! After we eat I'm gonna give you a massage."

>>6477526
And now my retarded province just elected a socialist Gov't.
Thank you, influx of Ontarians, east coasters, and immigrants.

>>6473491
>>6473651
Like what the anon said, the bread has saurkraut. I assume it's spread evenly on top of the bread, hence why you can't see holes and why the top looks mushy like mashed potato.

>>6472009
bet the yolks were gray on the outside and chalky on the inside

>>6472707
loch tess monster?

Anyone have a decent link to an educational nutrition guide?

It was delicious

>>6482368
Thank you. You make me feel so sophisticated.

Would want nothing in your pic. Food, dishes, appartment/house.

>>6476457
JUST

these threads cement the fact that white women make poor spouses these days

>>6482557
White men are where it's at.

>>6482557
>implying modern Asian girls can cook
Just be a bachelor and spend your money on shit you truly love like your car, fishing, music, shit like that.

>>6472061
>>6472064
I grew up extremely poor...fucking baloney sandwiches and water every day for *years* poor. EBT, HUD housing, all that government shit. But even I think that >>6472009 looks like utter garbage. Styrofoam plates and plastic forks, but you can afford to have a cellphone that takes pictures? Fucking garbage tier trailerscum.

There's a difference between wealth and white trash. Poor people eat shitty food, but they know it's shit; they are self aware. That cunt made shit food and thought it was something to be proud of.

>>6473500
>>6477571
station food sucks, the police station isnt equipped to cook meals so they just chuck garbage at you. so if you ever go from there to jail you have a lot to look forward to

>>6482711
>but you can afford to have a cellphone that takes pictures?
bro you can get android phones for 30 bucks
i use one
12 a month for phone service

>>6482584
>Asian women aren't white
you don't need to say "implying"

>>6482730
True. But basic plates from Walmart can be bought for 3 or 4 dollars. A set of crappy silverware can be bought for about the same price. Hell, you can get stuff for half that price if you go to a thrift store or two.

>>6470922
burnt salmon and 456,000 grains of white rice.

>>6470922
is that fucking boiled capsicum?!

>>6482731
Protip: They're not.

>>6480344
>hence why

>>6473500

You started hunger striking on one night of lockup? How much of a fucking white looking kike liberal hippie college student trust fund baby are you?

>>6473500
>a night in jail
>one day hunger strike

>>6483157
I was trying to decide whether I should type "hence" or "that's why" and instead I managed to fuck up and combine both.

>>6475022
What the fuck. You can't tell me that at least one of them didn't beat the fuck out of the prankster(s).

>>6470808
Don't you mean
>WA LA!

>>6470818
>>6471464
i'm pissing myself laughing. it shouldn't be this funny.

>>6480048
>province
so fuckin gay

>>6475022
aw, i stopped cracking up when i saw this guy. he looks so genuine and nice and brought a nice rose. damn

>>6471230

cats are bad ass

>>6472009
>Doesnt shave her pussy
How horrifying.

>>6484172

Really? You like your women to look pre-pubescent down there? Then again this is 4chan so I'm hardly surprised.

>>6472707
Oh no! Not CANNED SAUCE AND SALADS!!
These people shouldnt be allowed to reproduce if they dont eat homemade coconuts, activated almonds, and bleu rare grass fed steaks everyday like I do! What a fucking pleb!

Grow up.

>>6482800
It's Jasmine rice.
>>6482803
Steamed veggies. Not boiled.

My body is pure.

>>6470808
Is that canned spaghetti over real spaghetti?

>>6473888
>Unactivated almonds

>>6485125

>>6485145
True. But I'm so scared of salmonella poisoning my glorious body that I'll happily tollerate some charcoal for peace of mind.

Also, what does /ck/ use for breadcrumbs? Because these seem to burn easily.
Also, what can I substitute for the egg? Would milk work?

>>6484178
>You like your women to look pre-pubescent down there?
Shaved vag looks like a warzone, no razor will make you look prepubescent.

>>6485250
>i'd rather get cancer from eating carcinogens in burnt food than get salmonella

>>6485250
>Because these seem to burn easily.
Turn the heat down.

>>6485129
Looks like it. They're using Chef Boyardee as fucking sauce.