/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6463342

Before ever'y bite....

I TOUCH the food
...to....my........C.H.I.N.

>>6463342
>every time I see someone leave their cart I move the cart to a discrete place.

You're doing God's work, anon.

Shopping is a hellish experience for me because of all the assholes you're likely to run into who have absolutely no consideration for others when it comes to their carts, blocking the aisles, or letting their kids run rampant.

I snap some sticks of spaghetti when I see them because it feels satisfying.

>>6463342
Moving it is one thing, and putting items back is fucking awesome. But placing random shit in other people's carts is kind of dickish. I agree that it's annoying when carts are being left unattended and blocking up space though sometimes I'm guilty of this myself. It's mostly because one of my local stores refuses to have hand baskets and everyone is forced to use carts, so it's hell navigating them around when I just wanted a few items. I guess it's lazy of me though because I could just bring my own grocery tote or something...

>>6463690
Well, I only do it if I feel they deserve it. I would never put a random item in a cart full of produce or actual food. I only ever throw it into a cart loaded with snack food, convenience meals, processed shit. I figure they're wasting so much money already, they deserve a little accidental drain.

I'm an unapologetic cart rammer when people leave their carts in everyone's way.

>>6463690
Just take your reusable bag and shop with it, putting items in as you go. I've done it. It feels weird at first, like you're stealing, but no one's ever said anything. I've seen others do it too, and it beats using a cart.

>>6463720
>reusable bag
lol dirty hippies

Don't pu shot in other people's carts OP. IT'S NOT COOL

>>6463730
I'm not OP, but they have a responsibility to themselves to check their cart both before going to check-out and then again during check-out to make sure everything rings up okay. If they're too busy twittering on their phone to pay attention then they deserve to pay that extra $3 for that box of Tyson nuggets.

>>6463722
reusable bags dont cut into your fingers and it can fit 2 weeks worth in just 1 bag
faggot

>slow walking people in every lane I want to go in with trolleys
>people bringing trolleys through the self service machines (in some stores it's OK but the one I usually go to doesn't have room
>seeing frozen produce left on a shelf somewhere
>seeing employee pick up said frozen produce and placing it back in the freezer with no clue as to how long it's been there
>my choice of booze being sold out because they decided to put it on special offer (I buy it all of it in stock anyway, why bother putting it on offer)
>fishmonger/deli person/butcher asking me what I want when I'm just looking and might not even want anything so feel awkward
>tomatoes in the fridge
>niggers touching the vegetables

>>6463781
I thank god every day that I wasn't born in Europe.

>>6463742
>This
Plus I'm pretty sure I'd notice that I didn't put the tampons, cat food and hair nets in there as I was putting them on the conveyor belt

This thread is fucking stupid.
Almost as bad as the "ever fuck with people's food?" threads.

>Everytime I go to Walmart I see price guns left lying about
>Take them and hide them in the backs of shelves on the other side of the store

One man one kit don't lose your shit.

>>6463766
>it can fit 2 weeks worth in just 1 bag
are you a mouse?

>>6463666
>spag
I crush and snap lots of things in their packets to wind my gf up. Fuck everybody else. I check what food I'm buying, so should those plebs

>>6463825
That reminds me of the thread where the guy was eating in an Italian place with his girlfriend and the waitress left the cheese grater on a nearby table. The guy stole it claiming it had been "abandoned". Great thread that one was.

>>6463342

It must be nice to have that much free time.

>Evil grocery store habits
I steal shit. Like not even stuff that's valuable. Just candy, or jerky, usually something to eat, something small enough to stuff in my pockets.
Always did it as a teenager, never grew out of it even though I earn/save enough money.

>>6463781
You do realize that the human hand can sense if an object is cold or not right? Its pretty simple, frozen shit still cold? It's fine.

>>6463342
I work in a supermarket on the butchers counter and it annoys the fuck out of me when people do this OP, I applaud you. Keep it up.

>>6464100
If they wouldn't immediately know it was you I'd say surrepticiously leave raw meat in their cart.

>>6464110
There's a camera facing our department unfortunately

Shame too because most of the cameras in supermarkets are fake props just to scare people off, but we got one of the real ones

>>6463781
>fishmonger/deli person/butcher asking me what I want when I'm just looking and might not even want anything so feel awkward

It's our job to ask if we can help you cockmongler, I like asking much less than you like being asked, believe me.

>>6464121
I wear headphones so you don't have to ask. and when I am ready to speak to you I actually remove both earbuds.

>>6464135
Which is fine, I dont even ask until the customer looks at me in a way in which it's clear they want help. You learn to read the body language of someone who's not going to buy something and who is but is deciding and who has decided pretty quickly.

The point is in theory we should be asking everyone how they're doing and if we can help them, I just don't

>>6464148
I'm on your side. I partially do it because its super annoying when I'm asked 6 times if I need help with anything throughout the store. I'm not an autist and I will ask you for help if I need it and I know the employee doesn't like saying that every 60 seconds and always getting a no thanks.

>tfw only grocery within 10 blocks is trader joes
they really like to talk to you but they always thank me for bagging my own stuff which I still can't believe everyone doesnt do that

>>6463342
HAKASE HAKASE HAKASE

>>6464163
fuck
they always ask if I need help when I don't, and when I need something they are nowhere to be found or too busy doing their own shit

>>6463781
Most people wash their veggies before cooking, so I don't know why you have such an issue with touching. I bet you don't even check a veggies ripeness before buying it.

>>6464239
Rinsing lettuce doesn't disinfect it from all the people who might've touched after coming out of the toilet or touching the filthy ass door or cart handle.

>>6464243
Which is why they sell lettuce wrapped in plastic. For all you paranoid fucks.

>>6464251
Well actually it's to stop it browning so fast

>>6464243
>not buying triple washed lettuce in sealed bags

>>6464163
At the store I work in we're supposed to thank people for bagging because while most people do, they technically don't have to.

>>6464269
They do their own not to be polite but because they don't trust you to not crush their eggs. Silly to thank them for it.

>>6464260
>not having a superior immune system built upon the dirty hands of others.

>>6464251
at all the Safeways here it's just sitting out in the open

>>6464269
please keep thanking me I like it. trader joes is a little different though because they don't have the conveyor belt and all that so I think its more common for people not to

>the link to this image is an article titled "Hey Trader Joe's guy: stop talking to me"
top kek

>>6464269
Where do you live? Pretty much every place around here, grocery or other, the cashiers bag the items as they get scanned, or they have a separate person to do the bagging.

i have to get this off my chest

>go to publix
>hate the selection
>love the people
>go to whole foods
>love the selection
>hate the people
>token spic
>token chink
>token towel head
>token kike with a gigantic jewfro that he's apparently unashamed of and doesn't even try to contain
>token feather indian
>token dot indian
>token eastern european woman who looks like a witch
>token african nig nog
>10 token american nig nogs
>token pixie dyke bagging groceries for the token fag on the register(not the other way around)
>token morbidly obese person
>token elderly person
>token preggo lady
>token wheelchair cripple
>token retard(an actual retard)
>several other weirdos i can't even begin to describe

the only white person my age is a stupid looking hipster girl with huge glasses, tattoes, piercings, dyed hair, and a "my daddy molested me" attitude

>>6464919
honestly, seek help
i can't imagine being this openly racist, you flyover piece of white trash

>>6464949
>tells someone they're a racist
>proceeds to call them a piece of white trash

try harder

>>6464973
You can't be racist towards whites.

>>6464919
>having this much autism

fifty replies and i cant believe nobody's said grapes.

i hate people who pick and choose from all the bags, touching all the grapes in the process.

i lean way into the display and pick a bag as far away as possible because of this.

>>6465015
Black people can, only it's okay for black people to be racist, because white people were racist toward them for a long time.

>>6465025
People do this? What the fuck?

>>6465015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0yqzir-wvI

>>6464973
>>6465015
>triggered
>that shitlord
>doesn't he care about womyn and basketball americans?
>wait until i show liberal arts professor what this bigot posted
>i thought 4chen was tolerant
>i bet he belongs to the patriarchy
>all those poor grocery stores being looted because da ebil wite man kkkilled freddie "dindu" gray
>only white people can be racist

are you cucked or something?

>>6465015
That image makes no sense. Asia is a continent, not a race.

>>6465046

what doesn't make sense about it, they are products of the asian continent

I hate when people stand in the middle of the goddamn isle and just stare at everything. The isle will be back and this old fuck with his pants so high his nipples are friction burnt by his belt, is just eyein' the same two loaves of fucking bread. God forbid he take one step toward the side.


Also, I hate food stamp day.

>>6465048
Exactly, they are products from a region, so they cannot be racist.

>>6465050
you clearly haven't checked your privilege or else you'd have an intellectual understanding of why it's super uber mega racist. your behavior is problematic. i've reported you to a janitor.

>>6465050
The products in the "white" regions are more specific and have ~individuality~ But the diverse products from Thailand, China, Japan, Laos, etc are all lumped together under "Asian."

It's showing that white people give themselves more consideration by putting more effort into individualized labels and lumping other minorities together under a large category.

>>6463348
I've met her. She's a pretty nice person. Best wardrobe ever.

>>6465085
you are such an incredible tool. this is
exactly why nobody takes you faggot
sjw's seriously

until beaners shit out a few more million bastards and make america's economy worse than mexico's, this country is white. now why exactly would a majority white country dedicate an entire aisle to cambodians when cambodians make up .000001 percent of the population? asians are lucky they get an aisle to begin with when there are grocery stores that exclusively sell asian/hispanic food. it's not like there are asians rioting in the streets for more grocery aisles, it's morons like you who are the most vocal about it.

>hurr durr why doesn't the grocery store of my small hick town only have one asian aisle?
>why not four aisles autistically organized for thai, chinese, japanese, and laotian people
>RACISM
>SYSTEMIC OPPRESSION
>I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
>HILLARY 2016

get fucked, commie

>>6465049
>isle

I will slap your shit.

>>6465085
when will you people realize that only in your little bubble do people take your conjecture laden blathering seriously?

>>6465015
This image isn't directly saying that the grocery aisle stuff is racist, it's just comparing how white people describe themselves to other ethnicities.

Like most people who are African are alright with just being called black, but then if you call a white person white they're like 'well actually I'm 1/1048th Cherokee, 1/4th Greek, and 1/2 German' or something.

>>6464174

NANO NANO NANO

>>6465140
lol

>>6463742
And when you're stuck with items in the cart you didn't want, I suppose it's their responsibility to chuck them on the floor since they have no time to weave back to place items they never wanted and they never picked off the shelves in the first place?

I steal the sushi from the sushi counter when I shop late at night.
They're just going to throw it all away the next day anyway right?

>>6464919
You're not going to go anywhere with all that hate in your heart

>>6465085
Well considering the extent of most Asian food aisles consists of 50 variations of either teriyaki or sweet and sour sauce I don't really see the need to be any more specific.

>>6465201
>if you call a white person white they're like 'well actually I'm 1/1048th Cherokee, 1/4th Greek, and 1/2 German'

I've never once had this happen.

>>6465346
More like they'll print a new label for it and still call it fresh for the next day.

I look at people's groceries and imagine them eating with their loved ones. Then I go home alone and browse /ck/ and watch youtube videos of string theory.

>>6465382
they're purposefully going out of their way to not hire anyone but shitskins. literally the only white people who work there have dreads and smell like the the inside of a dumpster. who has the hate in their heart? who's doing the actual discriminating? who's burning cities to the ground in maryland?

i hope you get an affirmative action doctor named tyrone to open your eyes to all the chaos that happens when you put minorities in charge. they shit everywhere and then proceed to blame the white man for their massive failures. if you want to live in a first world country, then you need to stand up to this reckless faggotry. because i don't know of any non-white countries that aren't third world hellholes except for japan and many slavic regions.

i wasn't even exaggerating about their hiring decisions. they simply refuse to hire an average straight white guy. they must be shipping people in from san francisco or something. it's like a zoo of overpriced food that they claim is more expensive because it's environmentally friendly. as if packaging things in paper instead of plastic means it has to cost ten times more. no, they charge extra because brown people suck at running a goddamn grocery store.

>>6465395
>I've never once had this happen.
It probably mostly just happens in super liberal area. In my hometown, which is pretty conservative, my friends have no issues being called and having other people call them white.

In San Francisco, I notice most white people are quick to point out their exact ethnic make-up (and some even add some extra bullshit to it), I'm assuming as a way to make themselves seem more "diverse".

>somehow get on the topic of a friend's ethnicity.
>"I'm like a quarter black, quarter white, some amount of Peruvian, maybe a quarter chinese, and some Algerian in there somewhere"
>group of friends: "whoa, that's quite the mix there"
>one of my white friends: "I'm pretty mixed too! I'm a quarter Irish, quarter German, eighth Italian, half English, quarter French, and about a sixth Cherokee"
>mfw
>is this a fucking episode of The Office?

>>6465395
>>6465418
Yeah like, it may also depend on the age group as well. I live in a very yuppie college town and I hear that sort of thing a lot here, but I can't imagine anyone over the age of 40 getting into that sort of semantics

>>6463342
Such just and pure retribution is truly the work of a god, OP.

>>6465263
Most cashiers have a place to set things aside. There's actually someone who's job it is to consolidate these items, and then make a pass through the store putting them back, as they see fit.

Don't be a slave to anxiety or some misguided notion of social conduct to a point where you'd really try to tell other people it's them in the wrong amidst the rest of your justifications. This is a thing of children, accept responsibility.

>>6465140

>>6465416
I do not now, nor will I ever, want to be a member of your stupid club!

Is it evil if I take a drink off the shelf, drink it while I'm shopping, and finish it before I leave the store? I do it with snacks too.

>>6465418

you do realize that it's been less than 20 years since the Irish were killing the British for being British and the Germans, the french and the Italians have spent the last 1800 years killing each other for the same reason?

do you even know how races work?

>>6464919
>>6465416
>being a dumb ass southerner
>being mad because brown people are better than you

Maybe if you had finished high school you wouldn't be fighting for grocery store jobs with people descended from slaves.

>>6465015

that's a beautiful sight. every one of my grandmothers would go to a different section

>except the "asian" one
>wtf is "asian" anyway
>crab legs

>>6464919

There are exactly zero Whole Foods that are not 99.95% white. You are lying through your teeth

I take care to sort my items properly on the belt
>dry goods
>glass goes last
>froz food
>cold case items including deli
>meat
>bakery
>fresh veggies
>eggs


and I always bag my own or help bag as much as possible, and thank the cashier and the bag boy before leaving

>>6465085
maybe because it's a white store
stop hating on ethnic pride

>>6465085
That's a well studied cognitive bias. We use a massive amount of heuristics when processing data, and we apply an equal number to information conceptualization and storage.

ie, this ain't fucking news. Welcome to an observation that predates western philosophy. Offer some meaningful commentary, or get over it, because I very much doubt we'll be changing any time soon.

>>6465706
I was writing a batch script to help Anon discern if what they were doing was evil, but honestly, fuck this. I have idea why it's not evaluating any input other than "N" as being anything other than not equal to N. Why. I just don't understand, my head is pounding already and I just don't understand you sometimes batch. It should be so simple and I've written some ridiculously complex scripts and logic to handle inputs in them, I've made it modular and reusable, then you hit shit like this one day and just why.

::>>6465706
@Echo off
::Init
set Count=0

::Define store type
:Payment
SET /p Intention=Are you going to pay for it? Y/N
IF /I "%Intention%"=="Y" set End=No&& goto :End
IF /I "%Intention%" neq "N" set /a "Count=%Count%+1"&& IF "%Count%" equ "1" echo Anon, Y/N& IF "%Count%" equ "2" echo Y/N dammit& IF "%Count%" GTR "2" echo ...& goto :Payment

:Store_Type
SET /p Store_Type=Is the store large or small?
IF NOT DEFINED Store_Type goto :Store_Type
IF /I "%Store_type%" neq "large" IF /I "%Store_Type%" neq "small" goto :Store_Type
IF /I "%Store_Type%"=="large" goto :Large
IF /I "%Store_Type%"=="small" goto :Small

:Small
SET /p Deserve=Do they deserve the business? Y/N
IF NOT DEFINED Deserve goto :Small
IF

:End
IF "%End%"=="Yes"

Here you go anyway. Have a half finished batch script to answer your question.

>>6465973
Ah, I already found an issue. I'm not using delayed expansion for the counter, but it shouldn't matter.

When I'm looking at candy, especially Butterfingers, Kit-Kats, [X]-filled chocolates, I love to crush the fuck out of them.You can't really tell from the outside, but squeeze just hard enough and it's a disaster inside. People grab them and don't even think.

It started since I was a child, I would grab candy and look at it, then squeeze. I'm not sure why, but it felt like I had to get a firm grip and test the "strength" of the candy bar. If I crushed one, I would find another to buy.

I still do it to this day, but I buy much less candy. The crushing is just so satisfactory to me, I can't stop.

>>6465759
>"people" descended from slaves.

what does that have to do with anything? niggers sold their own children into slavery. niggers who were sent back to africa started plantations with slaves. niggers have been selling their children into slavery for a thousand years. they're the biggest slavers of them all. there are more slaves now then there have ever been in human history. most of them are in africa. what on earth does this have to do with white people and grocery stores? slaves were sold to all races. why do liberal faggots like you have white guilt when niggers are a small minority that commits the majority of rape and murder? do you blame yourself for their sociopathic behavior and disregard for human life?

niggers make no scientific contributions, they're never invented anything, and their cuisine consists of fried chicken, raw fruit bats, and human flesh. they have no business running a grocery store.

also, slavery has nothing else to do with the miscreants who work at whole foods. it was just your only argument, and a pathetically weak argument at that.

>>6466178
W-What? Intelligence, on /ck/? Something other than blatant myopia, something resembling self honesty?

This can't be real life. I'm going crazy and beginning to hallucinate. That's unfortunately the path of least resistance if one is to rely on Occam's razor.

OP I'm 1 those people but your game still funny next time throw some extra shit in.Keep up good work

>>6466192
dude, i would give anything to go back to my high school days of watching the colbert report. but i've seen the destruction that takes place when you put black, brown, yellow, and lgbtbbq people in charge of anything.

> Be me
> go into Fred Meyer
> find eggs
> take FOUR or five out of carton
> lift my skirt a bit.
> I'm not wearing any panties
> brush one egg against my drooling pussy
> it's slick with my feminine juices
> it slides right
> moan and savor the pleasure that shoots through my body like a bolt of lightening
> My young cunt tightens around the egg, caressing it
>I want more
> please. Oh god.please
> take another egg and stuff it in
>fuck. I'm so sweaty now
>sweaty little egg slut
> dropping eggs and shake and quake and clamor to fill myself with more eggs
> finally I can take no more
>I scream as I cum, my pussy crushing all the eggs as it is rocked with spasms
> egg goop and pussy juice pour down my still shaking legs as I gasp and try to regain my composure
> cleanup on aisle 3

>>6463707
Moot bless you

>>6463781
>niggers touching the vegetables
do you know how to buy produce?

>Work at a grocery store
>See people take all the stuff out of another customers full cart and put everything into a separate customers cart because they're to lazy to go grab a new cart
Niggers, I swear

>>6466261
george bataille over here

>>6465771
Well aren't you the perfect little boy scout.

I was going to make a thread on this but then thought it wasn't worth one, but since this is the designated supermarket/racism thread I'll just post it here.

>go to Safeway
>bunch of black guys have a table out in front of the main door with clipboards
>sideways baseball hats, baggy shorts, $200 sneakers
>some petition about "taking back muh streets"
>wait until they're distracted with someone else and sneak by
>same deal on the way out

Anyone else hate when stores allow this? I just want to get my food without being harassed. It's bad enough when it's girl scouts. I really hate that because you look like Satan saying no to a little girl, especially when they got their parents right behind them backing them up and adding more pressure to the situation.

>>6464919
how dare people shop where they want to

jesus dude where do you live? how stuck up can one person possibly be?

>>6466261
and this post, cu/ck/s, was made by a virgin male

>>6466552
"Oh no thank you."
That's literally all you have to say, you autistic fuck.

>>6465398
me too, youtube is my loved one when having meal ;_;

>>6466552
Fucking girl scouts in front of Walmart/Sam's Club

>>6466588
Yeah or maybe they could let me enter a store without harassing me about their stupid shit

>>6466735
Maybe you could enter my knob with stupid shit without it becoming the store, you fucking idiot.

>>6466749
Damn, I got told

>>6465416
>slavic
>non-white
tip-top kek

>>6466192
>>6466178
>so desperate he resorts to samefagging
Surely it's a mistake that you have to complete for the same jobs as *gasp* THEM, right? I mean you totally didn't expect your life would turn out like this?

;_;

>>6466780

>>6466588
>Implying they'll stop bugging
Those fuckers always try to guilt trip or trap you into a conversations. "No thank you" doesn't cut it

>>6466811
Source on the image?

>>6466574
my apologies, there's been a misunderstanding. i have no quarrel with the good people who shop there because their racial makeup is identical to the racial makeup of the area. my problem is with the people who work there. this store is located in a 99.999% white area, and yet the only white employees are a few college hipsters working on their gender studies degree. this indicates a racist hiring practice that discriminates against the locals, you supreme shitlord.

>>6466824

slow down there fellow

I hate people that walk on the wrong side of the aisle. In the United States your supposed to walk down aisles the way traffic would flow on the street. Stay to the right.

I also hate people walking in the exit door. This happens too much at walmart. I run my cart right into people who do this. Once a black lady started to chimp out on me because she thought i was going the wrong way. I pointed to the huge EXIT sign directly above her and told her to learn to read. She continued hollering at me as i walked away and it was pretty satisfying

>>6466811
Dont stop walking, say "sorry man, Ive got my own things" and dont stop walking

>>6465418
>tfw pure white
>but quarter manx

what's with all the deleted posts? are /ck/ mods a bunch of faggot sjw's? am i gonna get banned for typing nigger nigger chicken dinner?

How come really old people are always digging out exact change or writing checks at the grocery store? Are they not allowed to own cards or something?

>>6465771
As a Yuropoor I am always amazed at the very concept of "baggers".

>>6465085
>the diverse products from Thailand, China, Japan, Laos, etc are all lumped together under "Asian."
Maybe there isn't the demand in a predominantly white country for a wide enough range of asian products to warrant an individual section for each specific region. The key word in your post was "minorities." The liberal media and "education" system might bend over backwards to mollify "people of colour" and their condescending champions, but the free market won't.

I expect supermarkets in China will have Cantonese, Japanese, Thai, Singapore etc. and European/American sections. Who's "giving themselves more consideration" now?

>>6466588
I go with a single, firm "no" and keep walking.

>>6463342
I always do this. Fuck you, I'm not going to pull a cart half way across the store to get one item.

>>6467038
I've never seen a man write a check for groceries in my entire life. But at least 50% of women do. Why are women so obsessed with writing slow ass checks when there's 10 people in line?

you all make me sick.

>>6467109
Then don't expect your stuff to be there when you get back.

Rule of life #1: never leave your food unattended.

You're lucky if people just move your cart. If had something like produce or those exposed bakery breads in it it's too easy for someone to walk buy and touch your food and contaminate it.

Also if it's too much physical effort for you to push a cart over 5 aisles then that's exactly what you should be doing because you clearly need the exercise.

>>6465706
Not if you put the wrapper in the trolley and pay for it when you check out.

I knew a couple who would wander casually around a giant supermarket throwing stuff in the trolley and eating drinking stuff from the shelves at the same time (putting the wrappers in the trolley to imply they intended to pay for them). When they were done, they'd ditch the trolley somewhere near the exit and quietly leave. That's kind of wrong really, but I guess you'd be recognised and banned after doing this a few times. A disguise might get you a few more free rides but eventually you'd have to shop elsewhere.

>>6467109
>pull a cart
Am I the only one who rides my trolley like a skateboard while making choo choo train noises?

>>6463722
I don't mind when people use them, some are cute even but for chrissake wash them once in a while so they don't smell like fermenting shit

>>6467217
Why would you wash them? They never get dirty. You're putting packaged food fresh from the store in it. It's clean.

>>6467194
I like to get them going fast then jump on and ride em shouting "YEEHAW", mostly because it pisses off my wife but also because the kids love it.

Oh who am I kidding I don't have a wife and kids, I'm just a childish ass.

>>6467239
>Packaged
Not all foods are packaged.
Not all foods are packaged well enough to stop leaks/accidental spills.
Not all reusable bags are stored in a spot where they can remain clean.

Some people have gross as fuck reusable bags that smell bad. They need to wash them.

>>6463690
>I guess it's lazy of me though because I could just bring my own grocery tote or something...

That's not being lazy, it's being stupid. It is WAY easier to carry a shopping bag when you only need a few items than it is to haul the cart around in grocery store traffic.

You are just dumb.

As for op, your practices are fine by me. Except for putting things on the floor... wtf is wrong with you?

>>6463722
>dirty

No. Cloth bags are effortless to wash. You throw them in with the laundry. And eventually every city will do away with plastic bags (they slowly are starting) and you will be using them too soon enough, because you won't have the option of being a lazy retard anymore. ;)

You are all scum. Every one of you.

Please drop dead.

>>6467383
If there are no more plastic bags then what will I use as little bin liners?

>>6467392
HEY! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! I'LL DROP DEAD WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY!

>>6463342
>One time I even wandered around the store, putting each item back in its place. For items I couldn't locate, I just left them on the floor or put them in other people's carts when their back is turned.

When I go shopping I get in the store find everything as fast as I can, then leave. Doing your shopping then stopping to undo someone else's shopping is the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard.

>>6466735
>>6466552
I have anxiety issues that result in me freaking out internally when someone I don't know talks to me, and I manage to just ignore the solicitors and keep on walking without incident.

Nut up and accept a life as Satan incarnate. Ignore the cookie peddlers and petitioners and just do your damn grocery shopping, pussy.

>>6467397
You will still be able to buy them. But they will not be standard for transporting your groceries to your house. It's becoming a standard. You will use reusable bags soon enough.

>>6467496
this is what ecotards actually believe

>>6467538
I've been watching it happen over the past year.

Two cities around me have banned plastic bags as grocery transportation.

It's not what I "believe" it's what I'm WATCHING happen.

Almost curious of what you have to say to that.

>>6467555
Two cities, woooooooow

Plastic bag companies will not let this happen. They own too much of the market and have too much power to let themselves go bankrupt from the bitching of a few hippies.

>>6467538
Stop being anti reusable just to be edgy, faggot

>>6467595
ok. Enjoy being the asshole who won't help reduce waste of resources that are easy to save.

>>6467595
Shut up nigger, reusable bags are a good thing. Stop being retarded

>>6467609
Inb4 edgy /pol/locks are al HURRR DAMN LIBUHRULS

>>6467077
The vast majority of the time it's mentally disabled kids.

Easy enough for them to do, gives them a decent and simple grasp of responsibility, and a good amount of social interaction.

This is usually done as cooperation between a school district and the local businesses.

All of my produce is organic but I just enter in the regular fruit and vegetable codes at the self checkout. Saves me like thirty bucks.

>>6467618
>The vast majority of the time it's mentally disabled kids.

I've seen thousands of grocery baggers, and not one of them was mentally disabled in appearance, anyway. It's a legitimate job position in america, and it's so fucking unnecessary. We don't need it. At all. Just like we don't need the job where kids collect shopping carts in the parking lot and bring them back to the store. Europe has a good system for that. You put a coin in to take the cart out and you don't get your money back if you don't return the cart. Works very well. I've watched it in full effect.

But then we have shitheads like >>6467595
who seem to WANT everything to suck forever though.

>>6465973
>>>/reddit/

>>6467628
Where are you from?

I think that coin thing has been pretty much abandoned here, I remember seeing it almost everywhere in my area growing up in the 90's.

Also you wouldn't be able to tell, because they're mentally challenged, not physically.

>>6467663
>Where are you from?

From a "popular" state in the US. I don't want this to turn into something else, so that's all I'm saying. I've been to a few Euro countries, and that's where I based the statement of my previous post. I really liked their system of the coin for cart thing. And I really dislike the fucking shopping cart mess at Walmart, and the fucking waste of time that is the job for that shit.

>>6467038
Because spare change is a hassle to deal with and I'd rather have my change back in an exact even amount of dollars. My mom did this all the time and I guess it rubbed off on me. My dad just throws his spare change in an old water cooler jug.

>>6467607
>>6467609
>>6467610
>>6467613
>>6467628
>edgy authoritarians who think our kind and caring government should have the power to ban plastic bags
>hopeless good goys who watched an inconvenient truth and now believe that global warming will kill us all if we don't buy reusable grocery bags
>pathetic idiots who don't realize that many reusable grocery bags are made out of plastic
>bootlicking statists who would sign a petition to ban reusable grocery bags made from plastic
>proud owners of plastic dragon dildos

>>6467194
I put my feet on the bottom bar thingy then push with my other foot. It's fun as fuck. Only when the store is empty, though, otherwise you get some looks.

>>6467682
>look Mom, Imma epic troll!

If I'm in a rush and don't want an item I leave it in a random spot.

I also look shifty on purpose so they have to check my bag. One day I may even be able to steal something well after they given up checking on me kek

>>6467684
You won't if you wore a flatcap pushed upwards

>>6467774
Are you trying to call me a hipster or something?

>>6467692
buttflustered?

>>6467810
nah. You?

>>6467628
>You put a coin in to take the cart out and you don't get your money back if you don't return the cart.

So I lose 25 cents, big fucking deal. Baggers and cart runners may be unnecessary jobs but it's putting people to work and helping the economy. Most jobs people have these days could probably be done by machines and are "unnecessary" too but that doesn't mean we should just get rid of them.

>>6467828
are you sure? cuz imma bout to flush my toilet and waste over a gallon of water. then i'll throw away some milk jugs. that's right, i don't recycle. when the earth is dead, i'll just go and live in elysium while you're stuck in murica with mat damon and a billion beaners. and no, i didn't check my privilege today. deal with it.

>putssunglasseson.jpeg

>>6463342
>Well, every time I see someone leave their cart I move the cart to a discrete place. There's nothing like the sensation I get when I see two people leave a brimming cart, then move it where they'll never find it.

That's hilarious. I'd like to try that at Whole Foods.

>>6467861
dude, you're on the same planet as me. You're in the same shithole as I am when it goes down and when it does, I won't care anymore about why either.

For now, I do what I can. And if you aren't willing to, so be it. You really shouldn't be proud or happy of the fact though.

>>6467886
>implying space hitler won't return and take the master race to live on mars
>implying you won't be stuck on a polluted earth with mat damon and hordes of smelly mexicans
>implying africans won't arrive by the boatload to culturally enrich your beloved liberal shithole
>implying reusable grocery bags can save you from your coming doom
>implying you're even making a difference with reusable grocery bags
>implying your holier than thou attitude regarding the environment doesn't make people want to dump battery acid into the nearest freshwater spring
>implying implicit implications about carbon assprints and greenhouse gas emissions from cow farts
>implying anyone actually cares
>implying anyone has a good reason to actually care
>implying you don't look like a complete and total fedorafag with your canvas tote bag filled with groceries
>implying beautiful women don't laugh at you behind your back
>implying you weren't lying when you claimed to not be buttflustered
>implying you aren't indeed in fact buttflustered or else you wouldn't be responding to the most obvious troll of all time
>implying you could ever win this argument or any argument regarding the environment
>implying so many other things
>implying i didn't have sex with your mother and other general insults not related to the environment

>>6467861
>I'm a badass for wasting away!
>can't be arsed to find a fucking "deal with it" image
>doesn't realize he'd use even more electricity doing it
An hero.

>>6467962
2/10 response, try harder

Status:
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>>6467966
>he interpreted that post as trolling

>>6467969
>he can't tell if someone's retarded or if they're pretending to be retarded
>laughinganimals.jpeg

>>6467949
This is the most assmad post ive ever seen.

Give this dude a fucking trophy NOW.

>>6467555
I actually think this is a good idea. I'm fine with it as long as they provide free reusable bags at checkout and still offer paper bags. Because out of the hundreds of millions of people in this country, only hundreds of thousands would buy resusable grocery bags. This would cause many grocery stores to go out of business. Amerifats would essentially go on a diet and then Europoors would have nothing on us. We could expand our wars for Israel to countries outside of the Middle East. Vietnam, Greece, Canada, and the Islands of Fiji would all fall in a week. Nobody could stop us. American dominance would reign supreme, and it would all be thanks to liberal hipsters who thought plastic bags were one of the top ten most significant problems in the world.

>>6465418
Lived in sanfran for a year, additionally seattle as well, and always lived in high liberal, no one fucking does this you redneck fucktard. at least not enough people that no one that wasn't a fucking party obsessed dipshit would try to link to a specific party theyre against.

>>6464163
>I still can't believe everyone doesnt do that
my main store (winn dixie) has the bags set up right next to the cashier in a way that makes it difficult as hell to bag your own groceries. i self checkout whenever i can because i feel like an asshole just standing there while the cashier tries to bag all my shit.