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/jack/ /cuck/ Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:26:01 2015 No.6459946 [Reply] [Original]

You know what time it is
Cucking with Jack

New review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rB0J8epuNI

Get /jacked/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:27:14 2015 No.6459952 >>6459946 Fuck off Jack. Unsubscribed from you years ago for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:30:17 2015 No.6459962 File: 1.88 MB, 230x250, 1428456709969.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6459946 The return of the Ja/ck/!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:30:45 2015 No.6459963 File: 59 KB, 1280x720, keneatdogs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6459946 top this bitch

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:37:56 2015 No.6459981
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>>6459963
Yeah, if there was any debate over Joey vs. Jack it's pretty much settled

Jack eats normal sized burritos with a knife and fork and Joey tried to conquer the burritozilla with his bare hands.

Joey > Jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:43:20 2015 No.6460001 File: 66 KB, 354x720, 1430229801676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6459981 >>6459963 Joey has lost his mojo and just panders to Ken and LadyTrayce. He has fallen from grace. Now we must bow down to the new King.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:16:03 2015 No.6460084 File: 84 KB, 1280x720, cookgod.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460001 This. Get saved by the power and glory of jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:41:25 2015 No.6460257 Who is this obese turd?

>>	Buford, the spontaneous monkey Wed Apr 29 13:45:36 2015 No.6460268 >>6460257 YouTube. Joey World Tour. I'm sorry to be the bearer of such horrible news.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:12:29 2015 No.6460321 Oh my god, looking at him run in that intro is so pathetic and sad. I knew he was beyond obese but seeing him run behind that car somehow made me realize he's even fatter than I thought he was. He's literally round for god's sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:24:08 2015 No.6460355 >>6459946 >black olives and onions on a burrito Also wtf he doesn't even eat it on cam. He just shows him ordering it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:27:08 2015 No.6460361 >>6459946 I love how nobody in that video knew wtf chipotle was. Do people in TN not get out often or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:35:46 2015 No.6460377 >>6460361 In-breedings a helluva drug

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:55:28 2015 No.6460593 >>6459946 He was so excited! it was pretty cute. :3

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:56:31 2015 No.6460595 >>6460001 amen

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:04:45 2015 No.6460605 File: 3.52 MB, 320x240, MauryLaughing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is King Ja/ck/ a true cu/ck/ guys? I must know. Does his she-troll of a wife bang black dudes while he sits in the corner fucking up omelettes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:33:48 2015 No.6460665 File: 55 KB, 544x400, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:28:10 2015 No.6460830 Do you think Jack and Joey would make a good couple? I could see them being really caring for each other. Who would be on top do you think? And would you watch a Jack and Joey sitcom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:29:20 2015 No.6460834 Does someone want to just start spamming porn so this gets deleted?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:38:17 2015 No.6460861 >>6460834 Not really fag. Ja/ck/'s cucking provides all the stimulation I need

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:39:48 2015 No.6460865 >>6460830 I could seem them doing well together. I think Ja/ck/ could finally get Joey to stand up to Ken!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:44:03 2015 No.6460877 >>6460865 >Jack is in the middle of filming cooking with jack >Front door slams open and Joey walks in >"I'm byaaaack!" >Jack puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:46:29 2015 No.6460885 >>6459952 >subscribing to him in the first place It's not like his quality declined, looks like they have always been terrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:54:39 2015 No.6460917 >>6460877 >Joey's next food challenge >attempting to eat Jack Jr. >Jack cucks silently from the corner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:04:01 2015 No.6460941 File: 63 KB, 960x540, Happy Jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460865

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:11:47 2015 No.6460974 File: 67 KB, 338x225, Cartman-of-South-Park_event_main.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460605 >while he sits in the corner fucking up omelettes

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:52:44 2015 No.6461064 File: 41 KB, 599x400, 1423273702894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That fucking obnoxious intro song it's like a theme song from a shitty early 90s nick jr show

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:55:56 2015 No.6461071 >>6459946 Why does it blow his mind that it's set up like "Chipotlie"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:51:18 2015 No.6461224 >>6461071 Because he's from Tennessee. People there clearly have never seen such a thing before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:51:30 2015 No.6461617 File: 237 KB, 805x581, BANE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6459946 >actually wanted to try this place after watching that >a jack video made me hungry >sob

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 03:35:04 2015 No.6462218 File: 74 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault[3].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn dis dude is bald as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 03:56:03 2015 No.6462251 Something about Ja/ck/ really bothers me, I think its his lips

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 04:07:21 2015 No.6462264 >>6459946 >coke zero yikes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 04:30:33 2015 No.6462280 >>6462218 That's what happens when you get older.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 04:40:09 2015 No.6462288 File: 55 KB, 504x420, mfw_koreanhigh_as_fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6462218 This fuckin' orcfat motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:07:23 2015 No.6462940 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_tQFNnbV9Q Ja/ck/ is so awkward sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:49:32 2015 No.6463061 Hey Ja/ck/alopes! What do you is the next step for Jack and his career? Do you think he'll have his own TV show someday? Has anyone tried his sauces yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:51:02 2015 No.6463066 >>6462940 jakatak69... Oh my god this is fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:05:32 2015 No.6463116 File: 70 KB, 720x960, JackkkJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461064 We'll we love it. disk scratch

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:17:14 2015 No.6463149 >>6463066 I added him on PSN, lol. No bully, pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:19:49 2015 No.6463153 >>6459946 >that intro

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:24:55 2015 No.6463164 >>6460605 His sous vide omelette is literally perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:27:56 2015 No.6463170 So what's the deal with Jack? Is he a wife beater or a secret pedo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:28:32 2015 No.6463172 >>6463170 He sells sauces and makes cooking videos on YouTube

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:33:46 2015 No.6463186 >>6463170 He's an obese fuck-up with 2 youtube channels: one is about cooking mostly trash and the other is about eating trash and sometimes good food. He sells some shitty sauces and spice blends too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:34:42 2015 No.6463191 >>6463186 >>6463172 yeah but does he enjoy watching kids getting fiddled?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:36:18 2015 No.6463196 >>6463191 Of course, he's a proper Christian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:45:31 2015 No.6463216 File: 61 KB, 960x640, JackJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6463191 duh, look how cute they r.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:49:55 2015 No.6463231 >>6463061 How hasn't the Food Network sent him a cease and desist notice for using their logo at the start of his videos?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:49:05 2015 No.6464058 >>6463216 Just how I like Jack II. Nice and wet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 18:07:14 2015 No.6464095 File: 1005 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2015-04-30-14-49-41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6462940 Shilling his shit sauces and apron

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 18:10:37 2015 No.6464105 i really hate this guy i hate his smug fucking demeanor

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 18:12:07 2015 No.6464109 File: 29 KB, 309x309, JackScalfani.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464105 We love him. He's our savior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 18:15:00 2015 No.6464115 LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT IS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 18:21:33 2015 No.6464130 hes literally the most obnoxious piece of shit ive ever seen in my life

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 18:29:45 2015 No.6464150
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Ja/ck/ers what do we think of aunt myrna? Do you like her recipes? do you think her intro is really funny? do you think her and Ja/ck/o have gotten jiggy? Would you get jiggy with Aunty Myrna?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:06:22 2015 No.6464252 >>6464150 She may be a worse cook than even him. I didn't think that was possible

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:08:08 2015 No.6464254 >>6464150 Aunt Myrna's abomination loaf was deeply disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:10:07 2015 No.6464262 File: 483 KB, 711x448, cucking with cuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack is such a cuck that he literally cucked himself, amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:12:47 2015 No.6464273 King Jack

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:13:42 2015 No.6464277 >>6464262 Which one is the bull?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:21:59 2015 No.6464300 >>6464262 Gets me ROCK hard man everytime

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:31:56 2015 No.6464323 Jack threads are literal advertising. All he does is shill his shitty cooking sauces. Fuck off with this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:50:18 2015 No.6464375 >>6464323 It's not more advertising than numerous fast food threads, joey threads, etc. Get over it, faggot

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:54:45 2015 No.6464382
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I know there's been talk of an elusive video where Jack admits he's a cuck but I think this is the closest we'll get for now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA3TkMehuiE
8:50

Look at how dark the meat is and look at how much Jack enjoys watching his wife put it in her mouth.

This man is a cuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:07:16 2015 No.6464419 >>6464382 Guys... is Ja/ck/'s wife really Joey in disguise? They're roughly the same size and shape, and makeup can do wonders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:15:18 2015 No.6464433 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXE4IzY_PQk Start at 48 seconds. My fucking God I got chills. Ew.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:19:23 2015 No.6464449 File: 157 KB, 595x416, cuck_me_jacko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464382 >>6464419

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:21:42 2015 No.6464458 >>6464419 oh no. joey is way bigger theres a reason he only ever shows his face

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:23:21 2015 No.6464468 File: 455 KB, 459x680, 1416091224941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464458 Joey has lost weight since pic related though

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:26:34 2015 No.6464479 >>6464382 >smoking video >grills on 250 until 190 internal temp hes probably the only person i can think of that id shoot on sight

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:30:55 2015 No.6464492 >>6464382 >you suggested the brisket >okay. >and you wanted cajun seasoning, whys that >more pepper, itd be more tender... (continues to chew forever) she seems like she hates him as much as i do

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:31:20 2015 No.6464496 >>6464382 >he's as tall as his wife lel jacklet

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:33:52 2015 No.6464503 >>6464382 she's not very enthusiastic about his cooking

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:34:42 2015 No.6464508 >>6464503 That's probably part of the thrill for him

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:34:50 2015 No.6464509 >>6464503 You can tell she is getting better food from another man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:39:50 2015 No.6464528 >>6464433 hes such a fucking piece of shit shill god i hate him

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:46:25 2015 No.6464539 >>6464433 >And then your sweetheart walks in, sticks her finger in the whipped cream >next thing you know you're making out on the table! I bet that was a scene in a porno he was watching.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:48:07 2015 No.6464545 >>6464539 well it certainly wasnt his real life >TRY THIS IS IT GOOD?! >yeah... its good.... >WAIT WAIT WAIT... HOW GOOD IS IT?! >really good.... >SEE GUYS, REALLY GOOD. ITS BEAUTIFUL. BUY MY SAUCE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:00:58 2015 No.6464578 >>6462218 he is off juices, nigga went cruising

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:03:24 2015 No.6464582 >>6462218 That must be why he's always wearing a swimming cap

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:32:50 2015 No.6464660 >>6459946 this guy is a retard with no taste who eats steak with A1 sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:36:37 2015 No.6464667 Did anybody buy any of his sauces? You talk the talk ,but can you walk the walk anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:38:15 2015 No.6464670 >>6459946 >transition lenses lol what a dweeb

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:39:46 2015 No.6464673 File: 308 KB, 515x301, 1428494227403.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464667 I can't bring myself to pay money for them online. But if I saw it in a store I'd buy it. I-it can't be that bad, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:56:10 2015 No.6464715 >>6464673 They are the best sauces

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:57:17 2015 No.6464721 >>6464715 IGN gave it a 9/10 tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:59:05 2015 No.6464727 >>6464721 Well then they're shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:08:37 2015 No.6464749 I love how you can hear his heavy breathing in the newer vids. God I hate the fucking fat fucking fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:10:00 2015 No.6464752 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ygl_Vb5h0w&list=ELxdnudNa-T2w&index=34

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:10:15 2015 No.6464754 >>6464667 >>6464673 >people claiming these aren't shilling threads Daily reminder: Jack is shilling his dumb channel here trying to get people to buy his shitty sauces. DONT BUY INTO THIS JACK BULLSHIT. SAGE AND REPORT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:12:11 2015 No.6464763 >>6464754 I just want someone from /ck/ to review it since I cannot buy them outside the US of A. I bet its fucking disgusting too. back to /v/ retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:13:01 2015 No.6464765 >>6464754 >People that buy anything are shills >People that sell anything are shills Please return to whatever communist shithole you came from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:13:11 2015 No.6464766 WHERE IS THE RAW CHICKEN VIDEO?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:15:37 2015 No.6464768 JACK ISN'T FUNNY AND YOU SHOULD STOP MAKING THESE DUMB THREADS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:20:41 2015 No.6464776 >>6464254 There was something worse than Party Cheese Salad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:21:24 2015 No.6464777 File: 1.88 MB, 480x270, 1429882264421.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464768

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:31:41 2015 No.6464801 File: 341 KB, 2560x1078, 1 (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8DZ7pwUnRk

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:44:37 2015 No.6464823 >>6460830 I have bad news for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvKoB9M1NYw

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:47:35 2015 No.6464831 >>6464823 Top cu/ck/, King Ja/ck/!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:51:10 2015 No.6464840 File: 41 KB, 838x461, welp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck...I don't know if I should do it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 23:02:23 2015 No.6464863 File: 173 KB, 324x342, 255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464840 Dude that is ridiculous, the shipping is more than the sauce. I think you can get it on walmart for cheaper.. or at least one of them you can.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 23:07:33 2015 No.6464882 >>6464840 Do it, review it for /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 23:11:33 2015 No.6464897 >>6464863 The walmarts around me don't carry it, plus the closest one is the most ghetto walmart I've ever seen. The shipping would just be something I'd have to live with for the reasons of science and ja/ck cuckology

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 23:17:09 2015 No.6464914 >>6464840 I thought he brags about free shipping anywhere in the US.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 23:29:22 2015 No.6464948 Jack tha God. Doing commercials for himself in the middle of his shitty cooking videos. The audacity

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 23:37:52 2015 No.6464966 File: 73 KB, 286x409, Money1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6459946 >his own commercials >of his shitty sauces >in his own >shitty cooking videos

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 23:40:21 2015 No.6464976 File: 115 KB, 960x640, JackII.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we get more love for Jack Jr.? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ralkbJrLNkU

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 23:41:01 2015 No.6464977 >>6464914 Fuck, never even thought about that. Maybe I'll send him a message bitching about it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 23:57:41 2015 No.6465008 File: 1005 KB, 1042x583, jakatak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can one man be so majestic?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 00:35:25 2015 No.6465062 I halfway wonder if these threads are like 1 person posting. How do you guys find this guy entertaining?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 00:41:25 2015 No.6465068 >>6465062 watching him is like watching a car wreck

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 00:46:58 2015 No.6465077 >>6465068 No, watching Joey is like watching a car wreck. Watching this dude is like watching some boring married dad cook shitty food. Dude is on the same level as Ken in my book. Fuck Ken and fuck Jack.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 00:49:34 2015 No.6465082 It's bad enough we had to deal with one fat fuck youtube food guy. Now there's two. Can't you faggots keep this youtube shit in one thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 00:49:54 2015 No.6465083 >>6464449 Now if someone could just shoop in a shirtless black guy to the left of his wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 00:58:18 2015 No.6465103 >>6459946 ULTIMATE CRINGE. Why is he bothering those people. Shit, he bothers them form the SECOND he walks in the door. Holy fuck, fatass, get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 01:05:09 2015 No.6465119 >>6464095 Has anyone ever tried any of his sauces?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 01:13:55 2015 No.6465133 >>6464433 >it taste like cheese cake to you? >mhmm >its pretty good >REALLY?? fuck him and his mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 01:33:09 2015 No.6465171 People are turning on Ja/ck/... You are all forgetting why we are so blessed. Go to hell all of you. Ja/ck/ is king.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 01:47:59 2015 No.6465200 >>6465171 >implying anyone ever LIKED jack Jack threads just poped up out of nowhere like a week ago. I get the feeling it's the same faggot (probably jack's son) that keeps making them. Nobody likes this tryhard faggot. Quit forcing these threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 01:50:54 2015 No.6465208 File: 29 KB, 600x449, 1429650717754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464863 Are the sauces from his recipe or what because from what I've seen the guy can't cook for shit

Anonymous Fri May 1 02:14:36 2015 No.6465251
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>>6465200
I'm not the only one, I can tell you that. It was never forced. I just noticed a lot of people starting talking about Ja/ck/ too. Also, it's because of his shit cooking skills and try-hard faggotry that he caught on. Obviously you didn't catch the irony.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 04:13:19 2015 No.6465393 i hate how he laughs at his own stupid jokes and then points out how he just laughed at his own stupid joke

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 04:16:18 2015 No.6465399 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIq7bEsaPWQ dat sauce recipe

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 04:37:59 2015 No.6465419 >>6461224 He only moved to tennessee from LA recently.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 04:41:30 2015 No.6465422 File: 288 KB, 480x640, 1279044314-5bba3f88_620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6465399 Fuck that tiny ugly line green kitchen that's also a laundry room

Anonymous Fri May 1 04:58:03 2015 No.6465441

>>6465422
the video did make me want to fry up some turkey wings though

havent done turkey wings in a long time

you know, ive heard some people say "no one really likes turkey, people just eat it because its tradition"

fuck that, i love some well cooked turkey

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:04:48 2015 No.6465454 I never get jacked.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:14:28 2015 No.6465468 >>6465441 I fucking love Turkey too but that tiny kitchen/laundry room gets me every time......damn now i want some jerk chicken

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:19:35 2015 No.6465474 >failing sauce company >fat >bald >flyover >mentally stunted >pleb >terrible at cooking Please no.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:56:05 2015 No.6465509 File: 60 KB, 563x542, 1427993519949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw his 9 year old Son has better knife skills than him

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 06:04:01 2015 No.6465519 >>6459946 I cant tell if his intros are meta-level humor or idiot tier im leaning towards idiot tier

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 06:11:50 2015 No.6465533 >>6465509 His son is actually 14 now.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 06:15:41 2015 No.6465539 >>6465533 The video I was just watching was made many years ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 08:48:45 2015 No.6465752 >>6465539 link?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 11:23:44 2015 No.6465976 File: 1.82 MB, 1279x712, capture_the_king.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to Ja/ck/ it, Ja/ck/ovs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4xl8QT0-9k

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 11:31:31 2015 No.6465987 File: 817 KB, 200x233, 1430282457528.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6465208 I think they are his recipes but maybe it's from his mom or something

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:41:09 2015 No.6466135 File: 151 KB, 870x960, 1430449311828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6465976 >6:40 dat triceps twitch @ 6:50 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:01:18 2015 No.6466182 >>6465976 going into this i figured he couldn't undercook chicken with a bbq i was wrong. jesus christ, every single chicken video of his ends up incredibly pink and "juicy"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 14:25:01 2015 No.6466404 >>6465976 chicken video? is it burned or undercucked this time?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:22:50 2015 No.6466535 >>6465976 looks fine to me. other than shilling his shitty cooking sauces there is nothing wrong with jack. you faggots are just grasping with this guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:49:32 2015 No.6466743 >>6465976 that measuring style one two three four

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:50:32 2015 No.6466747 >>6465976 that bbq sauce looks like liquid shit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:58:15 2015 No.6466756 >>6466743 >>6466747 probably tastes pretty good though

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:59:14 2015 No.6466759 >>6460834 Faggot fucking nigger thats right im bumping this thread you fucking nigger say hello to page 1 BITCH

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:07:44 2015 No.6466772 >>6463196 Ken kike detected. Fuck off faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:10:54 2015 No.6466779 File: 314 KB, 1457x1128, 31931655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460834 I'm feeling bored and briefly considered it, but don't feel like turning my modem on and off, and clearing cookies to resume posting afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:41:16 2015 No.6466807 >>6465976 >marinate before the family comes home Is Jack a NEET? I know some of Joey's best work came out when he was a NEET, I bet that has something to do with the fall of Joey and rise of Jack.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 20:05:01 2015 No.6467134 >>6466807 He said that his revenu comes from his 2 youtube channels and sauce sales

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 20:28:00 2015 No.6467190 File: 116 KB, 471x349, 1405010553501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6462218 >zion

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 20:59:02 2015 No.6467282 File: 28 KB, 300x295, 1387146607722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6467190 Who do you think trained Jack to be a good little white boi cuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:15:51 2015 No.6467337 Who ja/ck/ing it here?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:49:14 2015 No.6467419 File: 142 KB, 415x367, 1427086266799.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6467337 Ja/ck/ing it right now, m9

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 02:21:03 2015 No.6468016 File: 1.32 MB, 640x360, 1426803316410.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is everyone's favorite Ja/ck/ on the Go episodes? I like Taco Wars myself

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 03:54:34 2015 No.6468152 >>6466182 >It's not pink, no no it's just juicy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 05:12:04 2015 No.6468239 >>6464262 The epic and most rare self-cuck. Requires extreme self-unawareness.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 06:26:56 2015 No.6468340 THE ART OF MAKING A SANDWHICH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T9z798dxTI

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:44:39 2015 No.6468410 File: 102 KB, 889x533, nou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464766

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 07:46:00 2015 No.6468411 >>6464766 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc HERE

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 08:24:46 2015 No.6468458 What do you think of jack's science, cucks? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA2I2BC4j0U

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 09:57:59 2015 No.6468602 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mXcUPX2MU

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 09:59:04 2015 No.6468603 >>6468602 his son is just like him >beautiful, amazing >covering his mouth when he chuckles at his own jokes I HATE THE ENTIRE FAMILY

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 09:59:53 2015 No.6468605 >>6468458 Didn't watch the video, however stevia has been shown to have negative effects on male fertility and testosterone.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:00:51 2015 No.6468608 >>6468411 thats not raw, its cool, he put it in the microwave to finish it off

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:05:12 2015 No.6468612 >>6468340 lettuce. its just a barrier for the mayo

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:07:53 2015 No.6468615 you guys seem so fucking desperate to have someone to shit on. it's like you go a day or two without bullying some inoffensive oaf and you start having panic attacks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:10:37 2015 No.6468618 >>6468605 Source?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:14:13 2015 No.6468625 >>6462218 P90X??? That's for people who are out of shape, not for obese people.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:18:33 2015 No.6468635 >>6468618 Hold on, I'm doing a few things at once, but I'll post when I get to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:26:36 2015 No.6468647 >>6460001 Yep

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:32:00 2015 No.6468658 >>6464776 Right? Lmfao

Anonymous Sat May 2 11:21:26 2015 No.6468794

>>6468618
>>6468635
Well, never mind I suppose. I'm not sure what I was drawing from when I came to this conclusion, and while there are a number of studies showing reduced testicular and seminal vesicle weight in rats, there's a lot of conflicting data and I'm not finding the mass of high quality studies I remember. It could be some were moved behind pay gates or pulled, that does happen occasionally.

I guess keep it in mind and keep an eye out, but as it stands I don't have much to say about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:28:23 2015 No.6469527 bump for based jack.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:39:47 2015 No.6469568 File: 1.27 MB, 1000x1500, 1426985615558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else is cu/ck/ing on the go with Ja/ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 16:48:05 2015 No.6469592 File: 207 KB, 1280x720, capture_the_king2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's a Ja/ck/ atta/ck/, m8s! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G8yWr0znQU

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 20:02:04 2015 No.6469965 >>6469592 I wonder if these companies even see any sales from videos like this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 20:15:47 2015 No.6469993 who else Ja/ck/ing off right now

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 20:36:21 2015 No.6470043 File: 1.75 MB, 300x300, 1423796331096.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi91v-L6rpA >That end when his wife takes a taco and walks off >mfw Jack was cucked by his own cooking.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 20:41:31 2015 No.6470053 >>6470043 >Let's eat healthy >By eating fake meat Why are people saying that eating meat is unhealthy? Also >all dat cheese

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 20:42:02 2015 No.6470055 File: 766 KB, 761x763, 1423269159101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470043 I love how miserable his wife looks around him. You can tell she is getting dicked by someone else and just keeps him around for cucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 20:46:27 2015 No.6470066 >>6470043 I feel bad for him, Christ.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 20:48:47 2015 No.6470071 >>6470053 neu5gc. Animal raised poorly. Etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 20:59:24 2015 No.6470086 >>6470043 I just skipped the the end to where his wife shows up. Man.. it's just sad. Like watching a stray animal get run over..

Anonymous Sat May 2 21:03:23 2015 No.6470091

Yaknow what really pisses me off, even though it shouldn't?

His little cartoon personas are just literally stolen from south park. As well, he uses that other super shitty "anti bully" comic thing, or whatever that was, for his "new look" or whatever.

Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 21:08:10 2015 No.6470099 >>6470053 meat contains gluten, no shit it isn't good for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 21:18:26 2015 No.6470116 >>6468602 >jack's bastard child is a better cook than me Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 21:25:21 2015 No.6470125 File: 966 KB, 2400x1600, Renaldo_Gairy_11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470116 Better up your cu/ck/ skills, son, or you'll get outcu/ck/ed by the Prince

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 21:45:25 2015 No.6470146 >>6470043 He seems so energetic and happy that she's acknowledging his existence What a cold hearted cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 21:49:44 2015 No.6470153 File: 855 KB, 653x794, 1430602255513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470146 >tfw she only lets the King out of his dungeon cage for 3 hours a day to film episodes of his shows

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 21:59:03 2015 No.6470172 >>6465251 Someone posted him in a cringe thread and suddenly everyone's aware of him. I first saw his video where he covers the steak in a pound of salt like 3 years ago, but he sort of flew under the radar.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 22:13:43 2015 No.6470202 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvKoB9M1NYw >I thought it was solid gold What a fucking dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 22:16:33 2015 No.6470208 File: 1.82 MB, 340x250, 1430356463580.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470202 >Cucked by his wedding ring I literally can't stop laughing at his pathetic life

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 22:27:50 2015 No.6470232 File: 178 KB, 422x594, 451418186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any of my fellow /jack/offs have a decent stream for Mayweather/Pacquiao?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 23:27:44 2015 No.6470322 File: 108 KB, 640x1136, ohshit - Copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464914 Well fuck me, take a look at this shit

Anonymous Sun May 3 00:03:26 2015 No.6470360

>>6465976
>Buying limited edition whiskey
>Not drinking the entire thing straight from the bottle in front of an alcoholic homeless man the same day you bought it
>ISHYGDDT

Also his barbecue sauce looks fucking disgusting and barely qualifies as barbecue sauce so much as an extremely thin, putrid looking, off color mix of shit he found in a trailer he was raiding for hostess snacks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 00:13:15 2015 No.6470367 >>6470322 Be the hero /ck/ needs, buy it and review it on /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 01:46:54 2015 No.6470473 Because of yo fu/ck/ers this piece of shit keeps popping up on my youtube recommendations.

Anonymous Sun May 3 01:57:11 2015 No.6470488

The first time I watched one of his videos was when I was trying out a pulled pork recipe and his video came up and I made the horrible error of trusting him. It tasted okay but the texture was off and left a lot to be desired. No way would I trust this fatfuck with chicken.

Anonymous Sun May 3 01:59:43 2015 No.6470495

>>6470043
Why do plebs think "eating healthy" just means substituting whatever processed crap they normally buy with the "low fat" version sitting on the shelf right next to it?

I knew a guy as a kid whose mom was like that. Everything edible in their house was processed garbage and it was all "less fat" or "lower sodium" because they were constantly on a diet.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 02:09:51 2015 No.6470514 >>6462218 He would look a lot better with a shaved head

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 02:51:06 2015 No.6470568 >>6460377 >>6460361 Inbreds are the ones who keep Chipotle in business

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:01:19 2015 No.6470579 >>6464433 SO. MUCH. CREAM CHEESE!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:36:25 2015 No.6470704 >>6464449 Damn, nailed the font too. Good job, anon

Anonymous Sun May 3 04:21:06 2015 No.6470788

I love how he hawks his stupid sauces in his older videos.

>The Best Black Bull Semen You'll Ever Taste!

Who the fuck names their products as "The Best"?! I would expect that from some shitty dollar store crap that was made by a greedy ratfucker in China.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 05:37:51 2015 No.6470896 File: 33 KB, 490x599, 1429932798140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daily reminder that you will never be a greater cu/ck/ than Lord High King Ja/ck/. Seven years on youtube with a cooking show and he is still shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 06:08:22 2015 No.6470937 >>6470896 >Why Jack, don't you see? The cuck, it was in your heart the whole time!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 06:29:44 2015 No.6470971 ITT: lets see how many times we can say "cuck" in one thread

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 06:33:41 2015 No.6470975 File: 178 KB, 788x1050, 1428700733463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470971 >enters thread about the King of Cuckoldry and Faggot Lord of /ck/ >complains about said cuckoldry and faggotry

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 06:34:32 2015 No.6470977 >>6470975 like a 7/10 but id still chase that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 06:41:43 2015 No.6470981 File: 247 KB, 283x427, 4chan learns a new word.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470971

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 06:54:46 2015 No.6470998 >>6470202 >>6470202 >thumbnail shows slender female hands and fat male hands His wife is a fatass too and would have fat fingers and the ring looks on the guy looks nothing like his ring (which is apparently plastic painted with metal).

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 09:38:24 2015 No.6471196 >>6470788 >mfw Jack sprinkles The Best Gourmet Seasoning You'll Ever Taste into his wife's black bull semen bowl

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 09:49:57 2015 No.6471215 File: 52 KB, 200x185, jackcooking-e1338579819883.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw i started this by shitposting "is this man a cuck, /ck/?" everyday

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 10:17:47 2015 No.6471263 >>6471215 I hope you're not proud of that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:56:15 2015 No.6471507 File: 46 KB, 506x378, 12 - 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470043 >His wife's novelty tshirt. Confirmed redditor for sure. But is Ja/ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:28:49 2015 No.6471600 File: 18 KB, 337x337, 3cff441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471507 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbRHFkJ_7dI 2:55

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:42:49 2015 No.6471629 >>6471600 It makes sense I guess >fat >incompetent >avid redditor He's a christian however. Hope he keeps that on the low over there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:51:24 2015 No.6471650 File: 60 KB, 396x396, 1395937273214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470043 Why do I have the feeling she will leave him after Jack Jr goes off to college

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 15:48:56 2015 No.6472054 >>6468602 I fucking hate this kid, his dad, his mom, I hate the m all. This just abysmal, I can't tell if at the end he's joking and trying to make fun of his dad or literally a retard who actually thinks that shit was even good

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 16:17:47 2015 No.6472124 File: 44 KB, 500x771, face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470322 >president

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 16:33:11 2015 No.6472159 >>6470322 Well that sucks

Anonymous Sun May 3 16:40:48 2015 No.6472173

>>6471215
>>6471215
I think the fall of Joey begat the rise of Ja/ck/ more than anything else. People started calling him the King and a cuck around the same time and now he is both. The true embodiment of the faggotry of 4chan. He is consistently clueless and unaware, too, which is great because awareness is what ruined Joey.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 17:05:40 2015 No.6472228 >>6472173 This. Once Joey started taking a focus group approach to his videos-- watch how the comments from the previous video influences how he acts in the next video, all was lost. King Cu/ck/ is a placeholder until someone worthy comes along

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 17:47:54 2015 No.6472296 File: 13 KB, 250x250, medusa2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tfw i thought jack was lebanese american and had respect for him but then found out he's italian and have respect no more.

Anonymous Sun May 3 18:11:52 2015 No.6472358
File: 788 KB, 1646x1558, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>advises people to finish off blood riddled chicken by microwaving it
>testing out his new ceramic knife on a piece of wood
>taking cooking advice from his dementia riddled aunt
>feeding his two crotchspawns till they are clinically obese

Literal evil person.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 18:18:51 2015 No.6472379 >>6472358 He has only spawned one mini cuck

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 18:21:09 2015 No.6472390 >>6472379 Pretty sure I seen two of them in 1 video. Maybe it was his buddy, but they were both fat and looked similar. Perhaps this is where jacks son disposes of his food.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 18:24:09 2015 No.6472405 >>6472390 Yeah his kid's friend is in a handful of videos. Watch this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6m3mLkC-eU and be amazed at the quantity of food they all shovel down their throats

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 18:34:48 2015 No.6472429 >>6472405 >turns it round to the white sauce in the burger >mmhmm OH YEAH, that's the money shot, RIGHT THERE! Disgusting pigman

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 18:57:33 2015 No.6472486 >>6472429 You.. big man.. pig ma-haaaaan hahaaaaa charade you are

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 19:04:38 2015 No.6472513 >>6470981 saved. holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 19:11:18 2015 No.6472531 >>6470043 someone pls make a gif of 5:32

>>	Joe !xi8/JKFwzo Sun May 3 19:13:45 2015 No.6472542 >>6472228 I'm just trying to make the broey's happy! WOO!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 19:14:59 2015 No.6472547 >>6470202 >looks like ive got a little irritation nah, just fat fingers on a smaller ring

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 19:29:28 2015 No.6472585 >>6472405 >CUBA SOUTH?! OH MY GOSH... IS THAT... IS THAT A CUBAN SANDWICH?!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 19:34:29 2015 No.6472598 >>6472405 i hope one day jack walks in on that kid fucking jack junior

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 19:37:39 2015 No.6472606 >>6472598 Jack is an uberchristian. He moved all the way from California to Texas just to avoid his son from learning Sex Ed. A gay son would probably give him a heart attack.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 19:40:32 2015 No.6472612 >>6472606 I know.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 19:41:52 2015 No.6472621 >>6472585 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 19:47:11 2015 No.6472635 >>6472606 lol wut, for real why did he move to TN?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 20:04:52 2015 No.6472679 >>6472635 I think it had something to do with his wife's job. She was already used up from all the black bulls CA had to offer and Jack wasn't having that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 23:28:14 2015 No.6473119 File: 476 KB, 200x199, 1430440425672.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6472598

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 00:45:42 2015 No.6473309 >>6472606 No, I imagine the same bulls who take his wife have rights to jack jr.'s ass as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 01:18:18 2015 No.6473370 >>6473309 Do you think Jack Jr is his wife's name for his penis?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 04:29:10 2015 No.6473676 File: 992 KB, 389x259, lololololol.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6473370

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 05:50:10 2015 No.6473761 File: 649 KB, 981x506, Screen Shot 2015-04-30 at 9.01.49 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I absolutely love this man.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 05:50:34 2015 No.6473763 File: 7 KB, 250x246, 1411890648666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6473370

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 07:14:00 2015 No.6473857 >>6473761 JAck you naughty boi

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:57:04 2015 No.6474899 >>6473761 Why would he do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:58:10 2015 No.6474901 >>6474899 Because he's so quirky and random XDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:30:56 2015 No.6474976 >>6470322 >president

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:07:10 2015 No.6475492 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnQj9iDM2Qs Sand people getting upset that Jack called their dessert jewish.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:00:07 2015 No.6475641 File: 129 KB, 1280x720, jack_gonna_coldcuck_ya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else is Ja/ck/in' it?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:06:31 2015 No.6475656 File: 137 KB, 500x380, 1428762517877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6473761 >Ja/ck/ cu/ck/loadin that phone booth The man can't stop being the ultimate cuckold.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:56:11 2015 No.6475794 >>6472358 does anyone have the video for the burnt chicken?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:01:33 2015 No.6475809 File: 402 KB, 1920x1080, jack_cuck_goes_where.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470043 >>6472531

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:09:48 2015 No.6475830 >>6475794 its called jerk chicken or something like that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:42:00 2015 No.6475900 File: 245 KB, 330x389, 8cf2395176979f5f69e35e0709166369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470043 fucking christ they don't look happy together

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:06:12 2015 No.6475955 >>6459963 >>6459981 >>6460001 /ck/ - Autism

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:16:10 2015 No.6475973 File: 510 KB, 346x367, party_hard_animu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6475955 get rekt fagit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:26:45 2015 No.6476000 >>6475973 You will always be a low life.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:58:32 2015 No.6476101 File: 32 KB, 400x300, 1428775604670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6476000

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:00:18 2015 No.6476108 >>6476000 >>6475955 >complaining about autism on an autism enthusiasts forum

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:14:01 2015 No.6476162 >>6475900 god she looks like a literal pig >that one fucking nostril, all the TIME

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:25:05 2015 No.6476210 This man is the ultimate cuck. He looks like he just farts walking around.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:01:56 2015 No.6476448 >>6473761 the absolute madman

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:14:22 2015 No.6476470 >>6473761 Why did he write this like a Chinese immigrant?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:51:12 2015 No.6476530 File: 20 KB, 200x200, 1426745467438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6476470 Fuck, now I can't read it without a chinese accent.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:01:24 2015 No.6476547 >>6475492 Did he fall in a fucking mud puddle? What's the shit all over his shirt?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:26:10 2015 No.6476586 >>6476547 It's an oil that cucks produce to attract Negroes to their wives.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 10:11:11 2015 No.6477053 What the fuck when he is excited he sounds exactly like Andy from the US Office

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 11:05:02 2015 No.6477151 >>6470043 >Ready to lose some weight? >25% Larger Tacos, huge bag of cheese Good going Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 12:24:56 2015 No.6477299 File: 577 KB, 1864x1884, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] look at his wife, what a disgusting bag of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 13:40:22 2015 No.6477447 >>6477299 >not liking large gruff women >not digging the hands in pocket shuffle It's like you wouldn't even cuck Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:30:59 2015 No.6477947 I love this guy. He's incredibly pathetic but I don't think he realizes it at all. You can tell from watching two or three videos that: 1) He can't cook for shit. 2) He's very dumb What's the point of a cooking show if you can't fucking cook well?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:45:01 2015 No.6477988 >>6462218 This Toy Story motherfucker But for real, genetics were not good to him in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 16:48:11 2015 No.6477996 >>6477947 Living in flyover land will do that to a person.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:46:44 2015 No.6478525 File: 245 KB, 800x533, 1426205111680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6477996 He only recently moved to TN, though. He used to live in Cali which makes it even more pathetic

Anonymous Tue May 5 19:52:17 2015 No.6478547

>>6477947
People are delusional, they make food that tastes meh (in his case it's all the ego) and instantly fall in love since it's their creation, but of course Jack here apparently never tasted good food, which makes sense just looking at his body. He's another distanced person who thinks cooking is shoving ingredients together. He's the fucker who would literally say "wa la" purposely

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:29:25 2015 No.6478635 >>6464976 CYPRESS! HOLY SHIT, MY BROTHER LIVES IN THAT FUCKING AREA. I'M VISITING HIM IN A MONTH. Do I get to meet the cuck-king himself?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:30:52 2015 No.6478641 >>6472358 The fuck is that in the bottom right?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:10:33 2015 No.6478739 >>6478641 decadent poopfudge

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:12:17 2015 No.6478743 >>6478635 Kidnap Jack jr.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:19:01 2015 No.6478756 Raise your hand if you would cuck jack and fuck his land whale wife. \|(°_°)/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:20:36 2015 No.6478762 >>6478756 high test wife

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:21:25 2015 No.6478766 >>6478756 I would look right in to his eyes the entire time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:37:29 2015 No.6478817 File: 989 KB, 500x452, 1412883653585.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470043 >Now seriously, aren't these starting to look good? No, not at all

Anonymous Tue May 5 21:56:22 2015 No.6478858
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8
This video really pissed me off. This fat piece of shit spends ten minutes whining that shitty fast food pizza is a California specific thing, and that B-BUT THERE'S SO MUCH MORE CHEESE AND SAUCE ON THE PIZZA IN CHI-KAGO AND NEW YORK

No shit, you fucking ape, you're comparing regional pizza in local restaurants to fucking fast food.

What a dumbfuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:00:58 2015 No.6478865 >>6478858 >California doesn't know how to make pizza >goes to fucking pizza hut and papa john's Jack really is one of the stupidest fucking people I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:03:21 2015 No.6478869 >>6478858 >>6478865 You know that after he spent all that time crying about it not being up to his heavenly standards him and his hoover of a wife ate all of it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:28:43 2015 No.6478934 >>6478858 what an obnoxious piece of garbage

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:34:54 2015 No.6478950 File: 55 KB, 720x960, lDPP2la.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6478858 >3 major chains

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:42:57 2015 No.6478977 God he fucking slurs his words so bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:54:32 2015 No.6479007 >>6478977 i hate his stupid open mouth face he makes all the time

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:57:06 2015 No.6479013 >>6479007 I hate everything all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:08:11 2015 No.6479036 I hate this human being. I can't stop watching him.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:46:00 2015 No.6479275 >>6478858 >let me hold fast food ten dollar pizza to the same standards as fucking pizza handmade in Sicily I want to hit him.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:47:11 2015 No.6479281 >>6479013 never read these threads but scrolled past this post. same.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:49:42 2015 No.6479287 >>6478858 >this is the garbage we get in California >Pizza Hut Fucking moron

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:52:38 2015 No.6479294 >>6478858 >fast food is cheap, low quality shit and different from restaurants WOW THE CU/CK/ KING HAS SOLVED ANOTHER NATION-SHOCKING SCANDAL

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:14:00 2015 No.6479360 >>6478858 >ends with shilling for his sauces. DIeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:31:19 2015 No.6479390 >>6478635 They live in Tennessee now, sorry

Anonymous Wed May 6 01:41:03 2015 No.6479410

>>6478858
I don't fucking get it.
>scrapes off all the toppings and cheese
>LOOK THERE IS NOTHING ON THIS SLICE

No fucking shit, I'm not trying to defend chains, but this would occur with any pizza ever when you scrape everything off.

Side note, I think these Jack threads are the funniest things on /ck/ as of late

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 04:56:58 2015 No.6479745 New thread Jackovs! >>6479743

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:07:41 2015 No.6479834 File: 2.01 MB, 435x251, dr-evil-crying1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That OP's picture...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 12:24:53 2015 No.6480459 >>6477988 >in that regard? in what area was genetics even vaguely merciful to him? every aspect of his face is slightly off

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 20:58:57 2015 No.6481654 >>6480459 he's white

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 00:20:26 2015 No.6482234 >>6481654 all cucks are

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 01:20:51 2015 No.6482389 File: 934 KB, 5000x5000, anime-anime-5000x5000-wallpaper-1657468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6468602 >>6468603 >eating food that someone else just took a bite out of

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 02:08:47 2015 No.6482487 File: 51 KB, 340x480, wart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6465976 >>6466535 >looks fine to me. >using the same set of tongs to handle raw meat and pre-paired meat Most of ja/ck/s vids are alright but what in the actual fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 07:45:10 2015 No.6482967 >>6468602 Did Jack jr get cucked by his own dad?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 14:39:20 2015 No.6483778 >>6482487 >pre-paired i don't know this meme

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 16:07:05 2015 No.6483992 Is Jack getting cucked by the mods now?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 18:29:19 2015 No.6484355 >>6483992 Yep but he will always rise again. No one can stop him.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 19:59:19 2015 No.6484545 Shouldn't his new jack on the go be up by now?

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