/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6463840

i.ii..it's my mom's recipe, she's from Italian.

>>6463853
Fuck me, you're serious? I'm at a loss for words. This is a kitchen not a cafeteria.

Absolutely shocking.

>>6463870

i.i..know your British Chef so I made the English version too

>>6463888
Now I know you're just taking the piss out of me, do me a favor and fuck off will you?

You might be able to get trip 8's but they're the worst ones I ever ate, you donkey.

>>6463840
grill master here

>>6463905

b.but I elevated it and used authentic ingredients

Steak and Kidney, chef. Locally sourced ingredients, my gran's recipe.

>>6463932
Seasoned to hell and back, just taste that. Stop smoking for 2 minutes yeah? Grill master? Yeah fuck me more like grill disaster.

>>6463935
Looks a mess but it actually tastes quite nice.

>>6463940
Canned catfood in overcooked dough, bloody hell, just piss off back to the senior home will you?

Damn, so far I'm really disappointed, what a shame. Somebody step up! Show some leadership!

>>6463840
How is this chef?
Potatos with minced onions and mushrooms wrapped in bacon

Cornish Hen casserole, chef

>>6463840

In Soviet Russia, you don't make menu, menu make you!

Roasted Pork Belly, chef. I uh... put it in the oven and stuff

>>6463968
And how long's that been sitting out? Just look at it you fat cow, it's crusted on the fucking pan! It's like a fucking crime scene with the body cut in half! What a shame because the actual bird is cooked nicely. Back in line.

>>6463959
Let's just drip that fat out and have a taste shall we? Yeah, hmm, bloody hell it's rich but it's not bad. Potatoes are a little undercooked yeah? Otherwise not a bad effort, back in line.

>>6463978

Thanks, chef. The bird was pretty delicious.

>>6463976
looks sexy as fuck, did you braise it first?

I've never made pork belly but have wanted to try it for a while

Another culinary masterpiece. Breakfast casserole, chef. Served with black peppered sausage gravy.

>>6463978
Thank you chef, I'll make sure to cook the potatoes correctly next time.

>>6463996

Also chef, my bread made with spent grains from brewing beer.

>>6463976
Oh come on, this is a joke...I'm not even going to taste that. Do you want to go home right now? It looks like a piece of leather thrown in the bin!

>>6463990
Yeah don't go throwing a parade already you little princess. Got a long way to go yeah? Piss off.

>>6464002

The beer that the grains in this bread came from. Brewed with locally foraged elderberries.

Fresh caught catfish, mashed potatoes from scratch, green peppers and snow peas.

cherry pie. used a nic3 amount of butter in the filling

>>6463996
>>6464002
>>6464012
Yeah I asked for one dish not 3 you daft cunt, trying to get me drunk? Casserole's a portion for a family of 6 but it's actually quite nice. Get back in line you sloppy git.

Oh dear.

>>6464021
Yeah the presentation's a little plain-jane but the fish is cooked nicely. Over-seasoned, overcooked vegetables and bland mash...what a shame. Back in line big boy.

>>6464022
Yeah, it's not bad yeah? Bold to serve a dessert...hmm, yeah solid not anything inspiring but it's not rubbish. Back in line.

I cooked this for about 8 hours, chef.

>>6463995
Its a pretty small pork belly so I didn't cook it as long. Dry rub first, then put it in a really hot oven or about 20 minutes. Take pork belly out, put it on top of vegetables and put it back in around 350 F for 1-2 hours depending on how big the meat is. Then I finish by turning the oven high again fro another 20 minutes.

>>6464052
WINRAR

>>6464052
yeah chef this one looks the best I think it wins plz enjoy

>>6464052
Absolutely stunning.

>>6464052
Wow... you've really outdone yourself. And to think that I thought you had down syndrome this entire time. So inspiring. Well, if you don't mind me I'm going to take this fine specimen back to the hotel and shove it down my throat while I cuck watch Alton Brown. /thread

>>6463840
err yea I got sumthin'. hope ya like it

>>6464112
rate his dish Gordon.

Chef Ramsay, I made some crepes filled with shrimp and spinach and a little indian spice. I-I hope you l-l-like it.

>>6464417
looks gay.

When does Master Chef start? I want to watch it with /ck/.

>>6464885
I think it's the 20th

>>6464889

Just started browsing the board, does someone stream it or do you just talk about it while it plays on regular tv?

>>6464898
I dunno, I wasn't around here during the last season. I hope someone streams it, cos I'm not American.

How do you feel about Joe leaving?

>>6464911

I only learned he left yesterday, I don't really care to be honest. He was an asshole for the sake of being an asshole 90% of the time.

>>6464912
That's true, but him being a dick opened up Gordon to be more of a mentor like he is on Brit tv, rather than a raging psychopath that every American reality show needs to have.

I worry that with a fairly nice new judge, they will have Gordon go back to being the same shouty sweary charicature that we've seen a million times.

>>6464920

If the new judge is an ass I wouldn't mind. Angry women turn me on.

>>6463840
rice and ketchup

So I've been watching a few episodes of Boiling Point and I love it. Never been into cooking shows so is there anything similar?

Also I find it funny that Gordon talked about not being a celebrity chef but does all that reality tv stuff.

>>6465042
disgusting.

>>6464929
Christina Tosi is a babe and I would absolutely wreck her given an opportunity.

>>6463959
Hello Souma

>>6463840
americlap who's only watched hell's kitchen detected