/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Too far.
I'll fight you irl

>>6463194
>hurr durr everything american sucks cuz its american xd look at me im so cultured i only drink beer from Germany and chocolate from Switzerland and pizza in Italy

>>6463194
Their both Merrican candies, retard.

>>6463199
To be fair whoppers have become kind of shitty except for Robin Eggs during Easter. Every single time I buy a box now most of them are incredibly stale, chewy and taste off. It's a shame, since they were my favorite.

>>6463504
>buying expired candy

>>6463519
I thought that too, but they weren't expired. This happened with several boxes.

>>6463201
but american chocolate is genuinely terrible, hersheys tier

you guys make great trashy snack foods though

>>6463201
Not OP and i'm not even remotely biased against your shit but I have to admit, a few years back when I took my much anticipated bite into one of your hersheys bars I did honestly think i'd just had a baby throw up into my mouth

Literally the only chocolate i've ever thrown away in repulsion

Last time I had whoppers they were stale and really awful. They're good when you let whatever that shit is in the middle melt in your mouth.

>>6464183

I guess you don't want to hear what your grandmothers would do during the liberation of Europe for one of these things.

>>6464188

dance the can can?

>>6464183
>I did honestly think i'd just had a baby throw up into my mouth

That's because you had, almost literally, just tasted a baby throwing up in your mouth.

>>6464183
>>6464188
Oh and I googled it afterwards out of curiousity (never knew chocolate could be disgusting), and it seems i'm not the only one

https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120809041614AAQfLnT

I think americans only like that stuff because they grow up with it so get used to it

>>6464205
Maybe youre just used to tasting europoor garbage

>>6464206

>"Hershey process milk chocolate is cheaper to make than other types of chocolate as it is less sensitive to the freshness of the milk. The process is a trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially lipolyzed, producing butyric acid, which stabilizes the milk from further fermentation. This compound gives the product a particular sour, "tangy" taste, to which the US public has become accustomed, to the point that other manufacturers often add butyric acid to their milk chocolates."

rekt

>>6464205
>I think americans only like that stuff because they grow up with it so get used to it

They are. Cadbury had to adjust their recipe to make it taste more like vomit.

>>6464206
>europoor garbage

Doesn't taste of vomit though.

>>6464204
>almost literally

well almost

>>6464183
That's because you have a bitch palate, its nothing shellshocking but its hardly anything repulsive either

>>6464214
English motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>6464205
Yeah, that's actually pretty much it. What's the best Europoor chocolate I can import, guys?

>>6464218
Lindt is pretty good

>>6464217
I can see you're just being intentionally difficult at this point, there is nothing you should have been unable to comprehend

Castrate yourself you fucking moron

>>6464224
>gets genuinely mad because he can't speak proper english

You can go back to school at pretty much any age these days you know

>>6464230
Good to know. You seem to be a genuine retard. A genuine retard with a bitch palate.

>>6464214
>The taste of vomit isn't repulsive

What are you, a cow?

>>6464238
You seem to be a very angry man. A very angry man who's failed to learn how to speak proper English.

>>6464188

my grand dad told us stories about what you could get for one of these in Europe after the war

then the kids would have to leave the room and he and his war buddies would get out their photographs and talk for hours

seemed your grandmothers were up for anything just to get that candy bar

we found his stash of pictures once, and let me tell you, describing what they showed would get me banned from /b/!

>>6464241
>who's

Nice one, buddy :)

You can fix your shit grammar, but you cannot fix your shit palate,

>>6464240
Hershey's chocolate is the shit most Americans grow up with and the majority of them will never taste properly made chocolate. So it doesn't taste like vomit to them.

>>6464245
>ending a sentence in a comma

I rest my case ;)

>>6463194
And yet, all you yuroniggers nut your pants when you eat this.

Suck on Uncle Sam's sweet teet.

>>6464244
>>6464188
>>6463199
>>6464255
WA LA!

Yuros rekt

>>6464246

take one to your euro grandma and ask her if she ever had one

she gonna get all fidgety

>>6464255
>Imblybing anyone from Europe would ever eat vomit wax

Unless "nut your pants" is a euphemism for "choke on your own vomit"?

>tfw I'm from Hershey

please stop being mean to me

>>6464311

from what I hear about that town, it's completely owned by the company

like half the town is like a chocolate themed amusement park

is that true

>european "Food"

>>6464308
Look it up faggot.

You nigs go crazy for the cookies and creme.

Like yurocrack for you peasants.

>>6464313
they have an awesome amusement park and this hockey team and a couple restaurants. they also have the milton s. hershey boarding school which is for troubled (black orphan) kids that is actually really great for them. technically all the money from hershey foods makes goes to that school. milton hershey had a mega boner for making his employees happy (he build the park for them) and helping kids.

the street lights are shaped like hershey kisses. but its really close to harrisburg so its now surrounded by suburbia on one side and dairy farms on the other.

now they moved most of what they make to mexico and its notably less good. but I get the stuff actually made locally so its better.

The gubberment wants to protect the sugar cane industry so sugar is so the tariffs on sugar are insane and that's why america switched to corn syrup and why the good soda comes from mexico instead (and why hershey moved there)

fuckin small towns man I know way too much about the candy industry. live in philly now thank god

they also have a few resorts, hotels, and spas.

and sorry for that shit grammar I'm pregaming the nfl draft

>Since the turn of the millennium, Americans have paid an average of 79 percent more for raw sugar and 87 percent more for refined sugar compared to the average world price

>>6464207
That's literally what makes vomit smell bad. However it is what makes parmeson taste good. But vomit has more of it.