/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Looks good, I am hungry as fuck.
Besides the plate is cute.

>>6460940
No wait I thought the creature depicted was a chicken with spider eyes reaching for the bread with red arms.

>>6460947
now i see it too

>>6460933

friend talks me into ordering this instead of normal pizza

is sad

>>6460963

that looks tasty as fuck.

>>6460933
I feel bad that is all the poor vulture has to eat

>>6460966
Dubs confirm.

Bumping with an old favorite

>>6460933

>>6461842
One of the best worst things I've ever seen on here. PLASTIC CRAB SHELL

>>6460978
Fun fact: the kid in the photo died while crawling to food. The photographer couldn't intervene cus prime directive. He won awards for the photo. He killed himself.

>my last meal

>>6460933
Happy Halloween

>>6461916
>kid
Why are you applying human terms to an animal?

>>6461952
>kid
Clearly you're uneducated as fuck because you're applying an animal term to humans

>>6461959
#SHREKT

>>6460933

>>6461959
kid is an infant goat, and it's been expanded to many other animals in the vulgar, as in kid lion or billy the kid or that nigger kid or captain kid

>>6460951
Does anyone actually do this? I can't see the appeal at all.

>>6461971
what is this?

>>6461971
>that half finished 2 liter in the background

He's gonna finish it too.

>>6461913
Wait... No... Someone made that. Do people actually eat like that? Is this real? That must be some sort of joke dish.

>>6462066
Google aspic.

>>6461916
I can't disassociate this photo with House of Leaves.

>>6461971

>yummy

>>6460951
>british cuisine

>>6461996
idk if you're trolling or not, but fuck your post made me laugh

I love posting this. It makes my soul hurt a little less knowing it hurts others to see it.

>>6461913
Less sad and more horrifying.

>>6461916

that's not fun at all

It makes me sad that whoever bought and photographed probably also ate this "burger" and enjoyed it.

Lying in a field of glass underneath the overpass. Mangled in the shards of a metal frame, woken from the dream by my own name.

I was such a wretched man, searching everywhere for a homeland. Now we under the same sun, feel it through the leaves, let it heal us.

>>6462262
i dont get this. tomato sauce goes well with scrambled eggs and a scrambo egg wrap seems pretty nice but it could do with more stuff maybe some fucking pepper

>>6462420
>he doesn't realize it's popcorn

>>6462426
It's not.
Look closer/zoom anon, it's fucking scrambled egg white.

>>6462430
See a doctor.

>>6462430
I understand that this delusion is a result of your brain refusing to accept it, but that's definitely popcorn, mate.

>>6462262
I'm allergic to, or have sensitivities to everything in that image. I feel nothing but vague drips of desire and longing buried behind a wall I've built over the years.

It looks fine to me, and people don't realize what they have until it's gone.

>>6460963
Is that a joke?

>>6462430
Are you fucking kidding me?

>>6461913

Fuck you all this is awesome with vinegar and chicken instead of prawns

>>6462444
Pics to prove it or stfu.

>>6462462
It's popcorn, m8.

>>6462462
7/10 got a few

>>6462468
Sorry man still looks exactly like scrambled egg whites to me.
That's ok, agree to disagree.

>>6462472
>That's ok, agree to disagree.

NOPE, doesn't work like that.
You're obtuse or retarded.

That is unbuttered popped popcorn covered in ketchup.

>>6462483
"Your obtuse or retarded"
How am I the angel grater than 90 degree but less than 180 degree?
Now who is the retarded!
Anyhow im done with you games dont respond ok thank

>>6461916
>The photographer couldn't intervene cus prime directive.
this made me laugh so hard

>>6462489
Responding in hopes of triggering.

>>6462489
You only had to reel him in, and you blew it.

>>6461916
:^(

>>6462489
No I am the angel grater

>>6462055
>he

men dont cook food like that... no... thats a 1990s white girl

COMING THROUGH

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>>6462666
Final.

>>6462665
>getty images

>>6462648

tell me why this happened...

/ck/ meet up?

/ck/ chefs challenge?

>>6462679
>>6462681
It's from a photoshoot some guy staged to make the worst thanksgiving ever.

>>6462036
Tendies and some sort of sauce. Looks like mayonnaise or ranch.

>>6462262
i literally felt chills after seeing that

>>6462572
The stuff on the edge is obviously hotdogs, right?

So what's the stuff in the center? Lettuce and coffee grounds? Guacamole and a pepper sea? Relish and teriyaki sauce?

>>6462688
Whatever it is, it's burned.

>>6462652
I literally gagged and held back vomit when I saw this.

>>6462719
Remember that correlation is not causation, anon. Try taking the phallus out of your mouth and trying again.

>>6462719
How much of a little bitch can you be? Jeez.

>>6462719
The thing about that photoset is that someone obviously didn't put it together to eat. Most of the "meals" in this thread are "cleaning out the fridge" tier, and then you have this. Seriously, powerade marinated chicken?

>>6462514
Haha faggot

>>6462670
lol what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>6462521
"Angel Grater" would be a sick metal band name.

>>6461913
I have finally found a dish that reminds me of goatse.

>>6462777
dem trips tho

>>6462027
>>6462143
>people so retarded they actually believe this shit

>>6462812
You're right, it did look a little too appetizing to be British

Pretty much any school lunch approved by Michelle

>>6462406
>the concept of food tasting good while looking messy or unappetizing is foreign to me

I agree that it's shitty looking, but you actually feel sad that someone enjoyed it? I feel sad that you'll never truly enjoy being alive.

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>>6462648
What the fuck is this series of images? I need context

>>6462908
>but you actually feel sad that someone enjoyed it?

Correct. Because their life must really suck if a burger that shitty brings enjoyment. If that burger represents an enjoyable meal, then I'd hate to see what a normal everyday meal would be for that person.

I'm not sad that a person felt enjoyment. I feel sorry that their situation is so bad that something that crappy constitutes enjoyment.

>>6462949
>I'm not sad that a person felt enjoyment. I feel sorry that their situation is so bad that something that crappy constitutes enjoyment.

This. I get that feel every time someone talks about how they loved McDonalds when they were a kid.

>>6462908
>>6462956
>>6462949
That's obviously just drunk food. I'd eat that after a few drinks.

>>6462956
Come on, anon, that's dumb.

>>6463068

No, it's not. I am honestly trying to wrap my head around how bad their family cooking must have been in order for McD's to seem like a "treat" by comparison. What exactly did their mother feed them normally? Sawdust and sweat?

>>6462941

it was our last /ck/ meet up.

>>6463075
You're retarded.

>>6463082

OK, then. Here's your chance to educate me. Explain yourself.

>>6463082

People like salt and fat and sugar, anon. It's probably a good thing if their home cooking didn't have so much in comparison.

>>6463075
I'm sorry that your parents could only afford to feed you tortillas soaked in milk and you need to take your frustration out on people who got McDickholes once or twice a week

>>6463091
Not the guy you were responding to intitially. I just think you're retarded.
>>6463105
Yah, i agree with you.

>>6463075
Mcdonalds is loaded with shit meant to make your brain pump out dopamine left and right. Both directly, and via the sense of novelty, the toy, the family outing, etc. It's not hard to figure out.

It's like being a strung out meth head and finally having your fix, on the horizon, then it's right across the counter, then IT'S IN YOUR HANDS AND YOU'RE FINALLY BREAKING IT UP AND YOU SNORT SOME UP FRONT AND LOAD YOUR PIPE UP AND FUCK YES, YOU'RE THERE MAN. YOU'RE THERE. IT COMES TOGETHER.

AND THEN YOU LEAVE MCDONALDS And the experience, wears into associative, memory.... and then sleep, and.... you do it again later.

See. It's fun for the whole family. You just get less addled and waste more money on garbage you don't need or benefit from. At least meth usually becomes half honest. BK? KFC? MICKY D's, MY GOOD BUDDY DOWN THE ROAD I GAVE A CUTE ABBREVIATED NICKNAME TO? Never. Absolutely never will it be put into a framework of knowledge or honest perspective where it meaningfully viewed as what it is. It plays on all of human's logical holes, and that it is why it is so rigidly successful.

Now you know. Don't do meth kids. Don't do processed food either. Your reward centers and mesolimbic pathway will resemble cocaine use.

>>6463154
>Mcdonalds is loaded with shit meant to make your brain pump out dopamine left and righ

But so is any properly prepared meal. McDonald's doesn't put heroin in their food. Those things which are pleasurable are also found in the burger your family grilled out in the backyard, for example.

>>sense of novelty, family outing
OK, I can see that.

>>meth
sorry, you lost me.

>>6463161
>But so is any properly prepared meal.
You and I have very different definitions of "properly". Most subsets of the human populations have an intrinsic tendency towards crazy fats and salts, to an extent. We're not talking about this, we're talking about glucose and various polysaccharide's ability to activate reward centers and produce addiction like responses. In addition to free glutamate and its various salts.

>Those things which are pleasurable are also found in the burger your family grilled out in the backyard, for example.
They aren't in the same way. Arguing this is akin to arguing a trickling stream is in fact a river.

>sorry, you lost me.
Work on your capacity for abstraction, or work passed the temptation to be disingenuous.

>>6463174
>crazy fats
Freudian slip on my part. craving fats*

>>6463174
>> we're talking about glucose and various polysaccharide's ability to activate reward centers....

Sorry, perhaps I wasn't clear. My point was that the addiction-like responses you describe are not unique to McDonalds, or anything else for that matter. You are discussing psychological addictiion, which can happen to literally anything pleasurable: a meal, sex, gambling, and so on. In other words, a McDonald's burger is not unique or special when it comes to creating a dopamine response in the brain--anything that someone enjoys does that. So your point is like saying people like McD's because they like McD's.

If your claim is that the specific chemicals involved (fat, sugar, salt) are the issue then I would also disagree as those would be found in any food. If I cook a hamburger at home it would also contain fat (from the meat), salt, and so on.

>>They aren't in the same way. Arguing this is akin to arguing a trickling stream is in fact a river.
How so? Details please.

>>Work on your capacity for abstraction
You lost me when you started yelling in caps and then started rambling. I honestly thought that perhaps old rambling guy decided to post in this thread.

>>6462262

>tortilla
good
>ketchup
good
>pop-corn
good

I don't see the problem here.

>>6462949

Burger is a shit food anyway, chillax cunt.

>>6462262
>"Oh, that's not to-"
>"oh"

>>6462069
one of my favorite books. i need to track it down from whichever friend i let borrow it last.

>>6463192
>Psychological addiction
We need to either drop this idea before continuing, or define it extensively. The line between physical addiction and psychological addiction, as far as common usage is often blurred at best.

No, we are describing a mechanism of action that yields physiological effects leading to addiction-like responses. This is no less a physical addiction than cocaine or caffeine, and it has been shown to be subject to its own type of withdrawals.

It isn't novel to McDonald's, and that actually leads into another point I could and probably make if I gave half a damn about the same conversation time number 10 million. It is addictive, and psychologically, when you put all these factors together, associatively a non-novel stimulus in a novel place produces an association. This association will assign a heavier weight in people's reasoning process down the line.

Etc. Going any further and we're going to get into metacognition, cognitive biases, evolutionary heuristics, all that. I'm far too tired for this. In more ways than just physically, Anon I can't do this anymore. I'd rather blow my brains out. Jump off a bridge, I don't know, it's gotta end.

And again, you compare a stream to a river. It's like saying "Well glucose is in every food, so it doesn't matter!". Well guess what, you find alcohol in a lot of food too, but people seek out the hard stuff to catch a buzz. There's a reason for that. Tea contains slight amounts of bioavailable theobromine, but if you want to spike cAMP and suppress the vagus nerve, you'll seek out chocolate. It comes down to glycemic index and the sheer concentration and rate at which blood sugar is spiked. Meat, vegatables, whatever, they're trivial.

>Yelling in caps
Work on abstraction. Try to follow along. Parse little pieces, and the big picture. Weight them together.

>>6463202
>ive never had a good burger

>>6463224

>bread with meat is some kind of epiphany in my shit country.

>>6461971

>>6463228
>ive never had a good burger

>>6463228
>thinks his opinions on food matter when he generalizes all burgers as "bread with meat"
Haha, faggot.
Do you also hate pasta because it is flour water?

>>6463252
bitch nigga sy tht 2 mai fce fite mirl BITCH NIGGA BITCH NIGAA BIUTCH NIGGA NIGGA NIGga

>>6463252
>>6463250

>these mad ameriburgers

What up? Are TV commercials on a break or something?

>>6462643
>tfw this is in autistic "foodhack" threads on /b/
>tfw 4chan made people cook and eat this horrendous garbage

>>6463248
whoa I haven't seen this posted in forever. it used to be so common

>>6462670
>Triggered as fuck

>>6463262
>muh sausage rolls
>muh chip butty

>>6463262
I am neither from america nor britain.

>>6462262
not even in my worst times I would have thinking to make sometime like that to eat.

Jesuschrist.

[retching intensifies]

Why would someone do this to themselves?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA..

You want sad food? Masaohf videos will deliver. Mentally disturbed hoarder shares his recipes

>>6463439
Since we're going to do videos, here's one straight from my THINGS THAT MAKE /ck/ CRY folder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

You are not prepared.

you must be sad as fuck wow

not even in my darkest times

i make a sandwich like this

what the hell happned

>>6462684
They look more like fish filets to me.

>>6462688
Looks like soy sauce in a weed bowl or some shit.

>>6462812
An entire fetish is dedicated to eating shit, and you think an ice cube sandwich is too far out there?

>>6462949
>if it doesn't look good it doesn't taste good
What a child.

>>6463091
Fast food was a treat in my house, because we only got it once every couple of months when my mom was too tired to cook. So yes, I enjoyed McDonald's as a kid because I'd only get it once or twice a year.

>>6463463

Oh. My. God. I could not make it through the whole video.

His brother must be filming and hates him.

WHO LETS SOMEONE CUT AN ONION LIKE THAT!?

>>6463506
.................................wow.

I'm depressed thinking about having to be someone that buys that, and knowing there are people so 4everalone that they need this product. I mean I'm a loner, but damn.

>>6462514
A just punishment for Carter.

>>6463665
This was before the party>>6463689

>>6462411
jesus fucking christ

>>6463587
I doubt shit is as bland as an ice sandwich.

>>6462812
>offended britbong

>>6462941
Reverse Google image search is a thing that exists.

>>6462728
kekd

>>6464086
so much potential... wasted.

>>6462949
What pretentious cunt

>>6463075
Must of been nice having the help prepare all of your meals.
Too bad daddy still molested you.

>>6463223
You have a very sad life

>>6462411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

>>6462066

This was the coolest thing in the 59s

Like sriracha is hot fuck right now you bring your friends h ome from work and wife brings out seafood jelly you know the boys think your cool

>>6463223
Holy shit, we hit his autism nerve

>>6464145
http://badjellyblog.com/

>>6463650

It's targeted at seniors

>>6462777
goatse aspic

>>6463672
What are you using that Everclear for? Surely it isn't in the glass, and SURELY it isn't in that strange bowl with pickles. Is your jungle juice out of view? That's the only acceptable use of it.

>>6462892
>giant snail

>>6464158

Amazing stuff

>>6462027
I did it once as a practical joke on an employee. They thought it was funny as hell...

>>6464234
>on an employee
>employee
ofcourse they did. They don't want to get fired.

>>6463223
I like You. Good stick to itiveness.

Can't tell if other guy is a troll, or really stupid.

>>6464268
Nah they were just a good sport, me and my boss were notorious practical jokers for when people demanded free food

>>6462892
>lighting

>>6464303
It still looks pretty bad.

>>6464316
Yeah. But unhealthy school lunches can too.

Why not just have pizza in the nations new Lunch-hut Cafeteria® now available in your public school.

>>6464322

Nothing's really wrong with pizza as a meal, pretty nutritious and covers all the bases

The real problem is lack of athletic programs among our children

>>6464400
If doing homework, reading, and studying weren't more effective uses of my time, maybe I'd participate. Until then Mrs.Smith, I'm sitting out.

>>6464400
The real problem is lack of basic nutrition as a core part of our education* Proper eating does more for preventing obesity than exercising, though being active does help.

>>6464420
>Proper eating does more for preventing obesity than exercising
This is a thing that kinda shocked me when I started to get healthy and lost a lot of weight. You can look up how many calories you burn doing various exercises and most of them don't amount to more than not eating a doughnut.

>>6460963
That's disgusting. Not even any meat.

>>6461971
Fish sticks and mayo. The fuck is wrong with that.

>>6462430
It's popcorn. You can fuckin see where the kernels popped.

>>6464425
This and have you see how much soda some people drink?

There are people. Probably on this board. That cannot fathom why having soda as a regular beverage is a bad idea.

>>6462514
You don't have to touch the child to go get the food and bring it back closer. What a dick.

>>6464487
It was one of those situations where you have to consider both your job and morals and which one means more to you. It's no wonder he committed suicide, that choice must've been tormenting him the entire time.

>>6464480
You're being meme'd

>>6464486
I only get a 12 pack of soda every few months, but even then I manage to guzzle down one or two a day until it's all gone. Fucking corn jews and their addictive ass high fructose corn syrup, man. Most people don't stand a chance, especially if you grow up drinking that shit. I have a younger cousin who drank an entire 12 pack of Mtn Dew in one day, and thought this was something worth bragging about. He's 9.

>>6464513
There are obese teenagers that have needed liver transplants from drinking so much soda.

Most people don't realize that fructose is almost as bad for your liver as alcohol.

>>6462949
And? They're enjoying themselves and that's what matters. Quit being a cunt.

>>6464530
I find this very difficult to believe.

>>6463223
Holy fuck this guy blew the other guy the fuck out

>>6463262
What the fuck are you even trying to say? If the commercials were on break the show would be on you retard.

>>6464493
Why would a job fire you for bringing food within 10 feet so he can get to it? He was meant not to touch the child for fear of diseases and he wouldn't if he only brought the food closer.

>>6464535
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2661299/

There is a case of some twins that drank soda all day and needed liver transplants when they were 14-15. Honestly their parents were neglectful or it wouldn't happen.

It's not exactly common when people are that young, but excess sugar is very hard on your liver.

>>6464549
That's crazy. Thanks for the link.

>>6463672
>sriracha hot sauce
Mah nigger. But yeah, the rest of it looks shit

>>6463301
Have you finally been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>6463506

>out buying groceries before Valentine's Day or something
>on my way to the register
>nearly reached it
>woman cuts in front of me
>she's around 40, short hair, eyes wide open like she has to actively keep them from just falling shut
>would've said something but then I saw what she was putting on the belt
>small 0.2 liter bottle of sparkling wine
>one ready meal for one
>nothing else

This really gets to me. Probably because I'm scared that I'll end up all alone.

>>6463418
where did this come from? i can't fathom what is happening here

>>6464086
i've seen this before, but i still can't tell what that bit that looks like a dead mouse on the hotdogs is.

>>6464815
Milk steak and jellybeans, an excellent choice.

>>6462941
David Lynch's new conceptual restaurant.

>>6464137
>>6464154
>I don't want to engage in discussion, especially when misinformation is about

>>6464895
Killing yourself is a more excellent choice.

>>6462472

No.

Bad stupid person, bad.

>>6462662
>Cornucopia basket
>Steve Jobs book
>Macaroni
>Pearl onions
>Butter beans
>Peppermints

what could it mean

>>6465122
>not understanding the delicacy that is milksteak with the finest side of jellybeans
Human garbage.

>>6462670
You forgot a few
>>6465232
Charlie go to bed

>>6465311

>>6465232
Not to be an autist or anything, but that looks like pleb-tier milksteak w/ jellybeans.

>steak not done enough
>jelly beans look like cheap off-brand garbage

Well done blackened filet mignon with jelly bellies or go home, poorfag.

>>6465317

>>6465321

>>6465317
hahah, in the picture showing that pie from a different angle, it kinda looked like someone had cut a huge oddly shaped chunk out of the center... which I think would be worse.

>>6465323
And that's the last of mine

>>6460933
>>6460933
Where the fuck is that mashed potato and blue jello with a lemon slice garnish. That shit gets me every time.

>>6465328
There was one more, you dip

>>6462462
Oh you made me kek 8/10

>>6462411
that chicken looks like it took the red pill

>>6460933
http://youtu.be/WwGn7085gZo

straight from /fit/

>>6464705
>eyes wide open like she has to actively keep them from just falling shut
To be fair that's an actual problem. There are plenty of times, and it's particularly annoying at work when I can't, that I just want to have my eyes closed for a few minutes even though I'm perfectly awake and alert. Like we could have a full conversation, I just want to have my eyes closed for a bit. So sometimes I slump at my desk, working with one hand, using the other to hold one eye open for a bit as I close the other one until that eye feels fine, then I switch.

>>6465317
Mmm, car keys.

>>6465400
>/fit/
Reminds me of the poor man's pre-workout

>>6465415
Forgot the fucking link
http://youtu.be/FPd8floiFvE

>>6460951
The fuck is this? Christal Meth Sandwich?

>>6462643
Always thought of this as something you make for kids.
Adults don't cook this for themselves, do they?

>>6461916
>prime directive
Also, if you're going to die in the next 12 hours from malnutrition, I'm not sure anyone can save you anymore.

>>6465328
jesus fucking Christ... this meals look like a new torture method in Guantanamo Bay...

>>6462514
"I'm really, really sorry. The pain of life overrides the joy to the point that joy does not exist... depressed ... without phone ... money for rent ... money for child support ... money for debts ... money!!! ... I am haunted by the vivid memories of killings and corpses and anger and pain ... of starving or wounded children, of trigger-happy madmen, often police, of killer executioners ... I have gone to join Ken if I am that lucky."


It wasn't just because of that one niglet.
Also, why don't they just eat vultures if they're so hungry?

>>6464535

Also, read this http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_fructose_corn_syrup#Health

.. But don't try to substitute with artificial sweeteners though, they eat away your bone and tooth substance. Have fun

>>6465506
>why don't they eat the vultures
Because even though modern humans started in africunt, they're too busy behaving like bloodthirsty chimps to properly harvest resources from one of the most bountiful continents in the world.

Because in pictures like the one posted, they still look roughly the same as they would have about 200,000 years ago

Because of they can't even into basic necessities without tremendous assistance from Europe and America, how do you expect them to figure out how to feed themselves without causing widespread death and disease?

>>6462688
It's a dutch dish, boerenkool. Look it up, it's quite tasty. That in the middle is gravy, and the sausage is called 'rookworst'.

t. Dutchfag

>>6463198
>Onions

Good

>Ice cream

Good.

>Beef pate

Good.

Obviously we should combine these into a single food.

>>6462648
10 hideious creatures all waiting to eat shitty garbage in what looks like a middle school basement
>The first dudes shit eating grin
I want to hurt them.

>>6462670
>that one guy with an entire can of cranberry sauce

>>6465829
holy shit that guy fucking loves cranberry sauce. I like his guts to do that

>>6465831

It's pretty much pure sugar. Disgusting. It's not even sauce, it's jelly.

>>6465850
aint that big tobacco propaganda though

>>6465556
I'm tired of all you cunts spreading misinfo about high fructose corn syrup. It's a perfectly safe and harmless alternative to sugar, as one would find out had they taken the time to actually research it instead of pulling crap anyone can edit off of Wikipedia.

>>6465932
>reading a site that was paid for by the corn industry

I hope this is bait

>>6465964
File name should answer your hopes.

>>6463418
I'd eat it.

>>6465612
>custard
Good
>jam
Good
>meat
Good

>>6461913
It's watching you.

>>6465380
What's wrong with grilled chez?

>>6466139
Premade frozen grilled cheese? Are you actually asking what's wrong with that?

>>6461971
I bet depression taste like fish sticks with mayo.

>>6466145
It's not just premade grilled cheese. It's AMERICAN premade grilled cheese. Can't forget the most important part.

>>6466153
and it's 4 fucking dollars for four pieces of bread and two pieces of cheese?

>>6466155
And that's with the discount. Without it, it's $9 for some grilled cheese. Look, that shitty TGI Fridays meal next to it is cheaper.

>>6461913
I had some dishes like these in Russia and they weren't half-bad

>>6466162
>Unit Price Per Pound
You can't read, can you?

Does your mom do all the grocery shopping?

>>6463463
this vid has literally my favorite moment of any online vid

>burger is raw as fuck
>takes a bite
>pauses, with an obvious look of disgust on his face
>you see him thinking about what he should do
>"I'm on video, I need to commit!"
>swallows it and acts like it's okay

>>6466193
>implying he has this level of self awareness

>>6460933
After the recession hit and I got fucked financially, I thought I was at the bottom of the barrel, having to eat those $5 pizzas from Little Caesars almost every day
Then I found out ketchup sandwiches were actually a thing and not a meme

>>6461889
This triggered me

>>6462036
Pretty sure they're frozen fish fillets
Unless you bake them in an oven, they're always cold in the center but hot as the sun on the outside
The "crust" would always be soggy

>>6463587
I never understood this. How does this kind of thing not make people incredibly sick?

>>6466251
>2015
>Not knowing that if you put your shit on the edge of the plate when you microwave it your cores won't be colder than the center of Mars
It even says on the fucking packaging that you're supposed to arrange your shit on the edge of the plate.

>>6462648
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>>6462670
Literally a /ck/ potluck

>>6464705
The worst are the almost cute girls who are buying valentines chocolates after valentines

>>6463665
That's not sad
That's just old people not knowing wtf the point of a giant pizza is

>>6463198
Nice classic joey quote spin. /Tips fedora

>>6465383
>Pieces of corned beef with baked beans in a tomato sauce topped with potato and onion
>corned beef with baked beans
What the fuck, England?

>>6465612
Pregnancy anyone?

>>6465436
Now you have my attention.

You spelled crystal wrong, btw.

What I'm eating right now

>generic brand hotdogs
>cooked in the microwave for 1min 30 seconds (not wrapped in paper towel)
>sat in their own grease
>mayo on hotdog buns
>hotdogs in
>mustard on top
>served in a skillet because I cant be fucked to wash a plate for 1min 30 second hot dogs

>>6466533
>not wrapped in paper towel
We have a badass over here...

>>6466608
Every canned good in England comes with beans.

>>6465318

You can't blacken it if you boil it over hard, jabroni

>>6465400

Do you have this other one, it's a gains cake, but the man's kitchen and microwave are biohazard filthy

>>6465390
holy shit this was cringe af

>>6463506
:(

I've always said I never needed to date but now I'm deathly afraid of ending up alone and desperate.

>>6466909
I agree. There's some faggot who keeps pushing this guy as though he were cool.

>>6462648
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>>6462670

What's great about these picture is that nearly ALL the dishes were placed on a hay bale or the fucking floor. I dunno why I find that hilarious.

>>6465377
I feel no compassion towards Chickens. They are cool pets sometimes, but fuck em, they are tasty as hell, their eggs are tasty as hell, and there is a gorillion of em

I'm amazed the burger looks so good for canned food!

>>6463301
What accent should I be reading this post in?

(your English is still a lot better than any of my other languages)

>>6462406
If it's any consolation, they probably died immediately after the first bite.

>>6465390

that was fucking hilarious

>>6463760
fucked

>>6466994
That's more rage than sad.

>>6466994

Asia is the saddest country

I almost never come on /ck/ but I wanted to say that after this thread I kinda love you. And also I feel better about myself.

>>6467024
>Country

Anon I have something to tell you

>>6464543

I know for a fact that in America people gather to watch 4 hours of commercials while stuffing their faces with crap food from a really big bowl they like to call 'Super Bowl'

>>6466988
Russian.

>>6467006
>>6467009
What is this, a school lunch?

>>6467176

Yeah, pizza day

I used to get chinese takeout every sunday.
I would order the family pack which included a big container of fried rice and four sides stuffed into two other big containers and I also got 8 of the huge shumai dumplings in another big container and then finally the owners would ask me how the wife and my son and daughter were going and I told them they were fine
then I would go home, and eat the whole meal by myself
>mfw I am single and lied so they wouldn't think I was a fat fuck
>tfw I felt completely alone

every sunday for over a year.
I stopped going because I started associating chinese food with lonelyness and I love chinese food

>>6467040
Country can mean continent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country
>A country is a region identified as a distinct entity in political geography.

>>6467344
Are you retarded? I bet you think Africa is a country too.

>>6467356

It is?

>>6467356
It's a continent. Country can mean continent therefore by some definitions of the word, Africa is also a country.

>country
https://www.google.com/search?q=country+dictionary+definition&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
>district
https://www.google.com/search?q=district&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=district+dictionary+definition
>an area of a country
A continent is just a vast district, therefore can also be described as a country.

When Johnny Depp talked about "Bat Country" in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, did you think he was referring to a Bat Nation? With a Bat President and Bat government?

Do you think the "West Country" is an independent nation in southwest Britain?

>>6465386
under rated post

>>6463506
>Buy a few
>Make a joke about how you're too lazy to cook so just getting these for you, your friends, and cousin who's visiting from Omaha
>Everyone knows you'll be eating alone tonight anyway

>>6465380
do americans seriously sell food on shelves like these

what the fuck

H-hey there wild cats...
who's up for some nachos and...rice dish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPYsXmcUrw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofoCaMU8wBY

>>6467425
>Not posting the superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub1kkkE5DY4

>>6467425
>>6467433
>And we'll have a dish for, uhhh, t-three to six people
>His face
Jesus christ.

>>6467412
refrigerated shelves

>>6467412
Frozen food aisle. Every grocery store has one.

>>6463506
That's heartbreaking. Has anyone ever eaten one of these without shedding a tear?

I can imagine the people making and packing them just softly and sadly saying "There you go m8. It's gonna be alright. You can have Thanksgiving turkey too m8. Don't worry, I'm with you, in spirit..."

WAIT A SECOND! $7.99? SHIT! It's like 50% spuds and stuffing! Talk about kicking someone when they're down.

>>6466267
Why? That's smart, it's the only time I ever get Valentine's candy.

>>6467459
Buying Valentines candy the day after is fine if you're fat and/or ugly, because then people would understand, and even expect it of you sometimes. Buying a Holiday meal for one or Valentines candy by yourself as an "almost" cute grill is just sad.

>>6465417
>cringe intensifies

>>6467433
that just, made me laugh hard
I have had a really really really bad day and I guess my mind is broken

>>6467463
Getting chocolate at a discount, that poor girl.

>>6467590
It's more the implication that she's buying the chocolate because she had no one to give it to her the previous day.

>>6467601
Or the bitch is frugal and told her bf to wait until tomorrow.

>>6467619
How cheap do you have to be where you won't even buy Valentine's chocolates at full price?

>>6467622
Why is the chocolate that important to you?

>>6463223
#rekt

>>6462728
>Try taking the phallus out of your mouth
Why would I do something silly like that?

>>6462643
is the spaghetti inside the hotdog undercooked?

>>6467344
>>6467375
>distinct entity in political geography

It's in the very definition you posted, you retard. DISTINCT ENTITY

>>6466999
Did a dog lick that?

This whole thread made me sad on a deep and personal level, partially because I've actually done the Hotdog and Spaghetti thing.

This thread was honestly a beautifully tragic moment in an otherwise pleasant night, between the /ck/ Potluck, the Sriracha hate (I can understand though.), and the Thanksgiving meal for one.

Thanks, /ck/. This wasn't necessarily the thread I wanted, but it was the thread I needed.

>>6466267
>not taking advantage of discount chocolates
There's nothing bad about being smart with money and being frugal.

>>6465932
Please leave, ADM shill

>>6461913
Is it bad that I want to try this? The worst part for me isn't the gelatin but the shape it's cast in. If it were a solid disc or cube I'd be happy with it.

>>6465400
It's so disgusting when people slow-cook canned veggies.

>>6464705
She does that to guys she finds attractive, hoping they'll invite her over for some D. And by D, I mean dinner.