/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6440587
That sandwich looks absolutely disgusting. Poor Joseph.....

>>6440587
How fat is that man?
What does he actually do for a living? Wasn't he a caterer or something?

so he is back on #teamdayum?

how does KDB productions keep getting away with tax write offs?

Anyone else /boredbyJoe/ here?

The magic has worn off

>>6440810
the 'magic' wore off for me some time ago, but I still enjoy his videos on a casual level

often drift off to sleep with this YT vids on shuffle throughout the night. comfy as fuck

>>6440587
What happened to Albert Bill?

>>6440587

>>6440890

>>6440662
he eats fast food five times a week and films it for a living

>>6440847

On Joey's second to last video, LT posted his name and address... Joey deleted it but Bill pm'd me and said he had to shut down his account

>>6440810
Fuck off fair-weather fan. Once you pledge the oath of being a Broey you stick around throughout the good and the bad. Joey's latest vid may have been mild and boring, but it's not over. It won't be over until Joey is rich and married to Giada, and Ken is in prison. WOOWOOWOOO!

I want to watch a compilation of every single time he's said "I'm byaack"

>>6440587


god, his eyes are just the strangest color.

>they entrance me

>>6440587

I like the longer hair. he looks handsome and well groomed and i think there's been some weight loss if we go back a month or two.

You are put together, old chap! Well done Joseph.

>>6440810

>le ebinmaymay

Daily reminder that LadyTrayce is love, LadyTrayce is life.
#killjoey

>>6440837

joey has always been comfy m8s. that's why we love him, we know he's one of us. Even when he was acting all craaaazy and hyped we knew he was really just a shy, basically cool fat guy that didn't really fit in and that's why we love him so much.

>joey is love
>joey is life

>>6441202
#fatpride
#fatacceptance
#thinprivilege

>>6440587

Watching fat people gorge is a hideous thing

>>6441116
No way how did she do that? all she did was block me for talking shit to her.....that's crazy

>>6441208

>shoo shoo reddit goblin

Joejoe knows he's a fat fuck and so do I. No excuses but zero fucks given anyway

>>6440587
>mfw his breathing becomes labored and delayed as he inspects the burger
>mfw you can hear the salivation and him getting excited to eat that monstrosity

Joey your youtube numbers have been declining steadily since November. Change your game up or prepare to be replaced by an even bigger retard with less self awareness than you

I know you lurk here.
PS I love you.

>>6441520
Joey is depressed and bored and probably wants this to happen. He's been dicking his audience around for too long. People don't consistently tune into food reviewer channels to see people rub their chins and talk about whether cumin is present or not in the fast food meal, sorry Joe.

Does he have a South Park version of himself on his apron?

I think I want this to happen too.

>>6441520

Thanks... Shout out vid coming soon!

>>6441193
Go To bed ken

Why doesn't this fat fuck ever get a drink, his bitch ass needs to get a drink.

>only watched like 4 videos, never had a drink.

People that review food in their cars should be shot. How fucking hard is it to take your meal home, set it out, and then film it properly where we can see everything and not have it zoomed in on a disgusting face? Seriously, fucking do it at home. Or at a table. Any table. Do it on a stool for all I care.

Also, chew with your mouth closed, you fucking cows.

I had a weird dream but Joey was in it briefly

I went to the whole foods website and there was an ad on it that was basically a collage of Joey in New York on 9/11 dressed as a fireman

Is this possible at all? Does Joey have PTSD?

Is he wearing his bath robe?

>>6441573

>>6441520

You are objectively wrong and you should feel bad about that:

http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/joeysworldtour

Joey is on a steady upward trajectory for subs and views. It's true his heaviest activity was last year from January to April but his channel is growing fairly well today and you are a tard

>>6441727
It's because he's on a diet currently. He used to get a regular large coke with every meal.

>>6440587
god he really will eat anything. that "burger" looks disgusting.

>>6442788
please see above for the genuine Joey thread.
Don't be fooled by Ken's Happy Merchantry, every time you click the video link here you are lining Ken's pockets and contributing to his tax evasion.
Stay true fellow Broeys!

>>6440810
I came for the absurd conspiracies, stayed for the comfy food reviews.

>>6443158
fuck off ken

Just out of curiosity, do you guys treat joey as the same sort of "character" that chris-chan was for /v/ in the early days? (The main difference being that Joey is a bro and chris-chan is an asshole.)

As in, someone that you feel sorry for, but still find amusing in a maliciously vicarious way?

>>6443158

Please stop posting pictures of that video! Thanks.

>>6443261
Stick with raw garlic and onions. I can't touch them bare handed without the smell coming through other areas of my body for the next few days.

FYI this is the official Joegen

>disgusting fat fuck likes shitty fast food burger

Oh wow, what a fucking surprise.

Will we ever get the "EVERYTHING IS A 10" era joey back? The joey that puts canned spaghetti on a shitty burger and gives it a 10?
Was just watching this video and it made me realize how much he's changed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbdBK3Ew0s

>>6443261

No, he's /ck/'s Francis

>the parallels are eerie

>>6443276
>hating on Joey videos
LadyTrayce plz
Hey guys, what's the next challenge we're going to get Joey, our lord and savior to do?

>>6443565
Fuck the challenges we need to get him to do another food mashup.

Friendly reminder to report this thread for advertisting.

>>6443568

I submit... THE FAMOUS POWER CANTINA BOWL

KFC famous bowl mixed with a taco bell power cantina bowl. Good idea? Bad idea? Open to suggestions. Pic is famous cantina bowl

>>6440810
I only watch these videos because I never eat fast food so it's almost a vicarious experience. It's disgusting and I'm ashamed of myself, but here I am.

>>6443597

Paired with a KFC famous bowl. Honestly it doesn't sound too bad, I would probably eat it.

The theme here is bowls

>>6440964

>>6441520

I'm just going to keep zooming in on these images, they're great

>>6441573

The sadness in these eyes

>>6441709

and there you go, /ck/ joey fag reaction face starter kit

and also one of that other guy that sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TR9ptzAzMM

My favorite Joey tribute video, I bet one of you guys made it

>>6443684

This is literally one of the most repulsive things I've seen.

>>6443607
When she has a yeast infection but you still go down

>>6443684
My favorite is Joey's Super Kool Balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT0eta7jXA

>>6443606
I know right it's almost like hes doing the troll face

>>6443684
i see these threads but i don't get them

is this joey's true form?

update on the animation, fembroey?

>>6441119
u tell em broey woowoowoo

>>6441573
JUST

these threads have the strangest fanbase on /ck/ and I love it

>>6443693
dude

>>6443530
Is this guy on crack? Why is he so high pitched and shit? It's like he's trying to make a kids show or some shit

>>6440587
Literally America: The Social Commentary

>>6442731
>Estimated Monthly Earnings
>$104 - $1.7K
Not bad for just sitting in your truck and eating fast food while making funny noises.
I need to get me a camera.

>>6443854
For a second I thought that was a closeup of joey's shirt after he had spilled something on it.
fuck

>>6443684

Thanks gyang!

New review, Broeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVqgCCKtt2Q

Seems like Joey has taken our advice and upped his ritalin doses, at least for the intro

meme

joey get

Was anyone else thinking that Joey's hair looked pretty good this video? It looks healthy.

Also, I never noticed that his fucking fingernails look like they've been painted, holy shit.

>>6444408
As someone who hasn't seen many of his videos, I think this is better than what I've seen.

He seems more like himself. His other videos he was doing that annoying high pitched voice the whole video, but this one he only did it at the beginning and then talked like a normal human the rest of the video.

I like it, everything in moderation. A little crazy at the intro is better than an entire video of HOOOO HAAAA HOOOO HAAAA, but at the end of the day I guess joey should be making the videos the way he feels like

JOEY
O
E
Y

J O E Y
O
E
Y

JOEY

JOEY

Joey
WOO WOO WOO WOO

JOY

>>6444444

>>6444408
aw yiss

>>6443530
Jesus Christ he is hard to watch. I've tried to give him the benefit of the doubt but no... the people in this thread are fucking retarded.

The "Broeys" are the "bronies" of ck

Remember when "My Little Pony" threads used to be fake, like fingerbox threads? and then faggots took it seriously? Look at your life. Look at your choices.

this shit had me cracking up

https://youtu.be/nHWa8dOJA7s

>>6444467

Joey's just not your cup of tea, compadre

HOLA

Is Joey getting fatter? Haven't had any fat loss updates in while

>>6444467
Once they start dressing up like joey and making joey dolls to fuck in the ass I'll agree with you. Until then I say it's ok.

>>6443684
I did that. I also made a new video that I'm going to shill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBSsjihUuYg

Ken give me pictures of your daughter.

>>6444641
you are an artist

>>6444408

>tfw joey redpills us on the kikes and their extra charging for guacamole

>>6444608

Can I save this rare pepe ples

>>6444527
He is.
/Joey/ meme carpetbaggers will deny this and encourage him to continue to eat himself to death for epiclulz.
LadyTrayce was right

>>6444783

>implying we don't want him to die.

>>6444641
This is an important expressionist work of art

Nominating this for best short film Oscar next year

>>6442740
faggot freeloader of the year 2015

>>6444641

oh fuck that is supreme. when the drop came I lost my shit. pls make more

I want spread Joey's fat ass cheeks and take a huge whiff from his unclean asshole.

>>6442731
Is that site legit? According to it Ken is making as much money as my wife who is a lead pharmacist on click money alone, not counting all of his tax scam. She spent 6 years in school and is still in student loan debt 3 years later. She makes really good money and works a lot of hours for it. But that bald piece of shit eats fast food like 5 times a week for a living and makes more than her!?!? What has this world come to?

>>6444830
>You will never tickle Joey's butthole.

>>6442752
>It's because he's on a diet currently
Lmao, you mean he has diabetes, or he's had it all along, and is just now starting to cut back on the soda?

That nigga should get a water then, or maybe an unsweetened tea.

>>6444430
Lady trayce?

>>6444424
His one fingernail looks like one of my toenails that was smashed years ago. It'll grow out normally, but a beau line will develop every so often near the base of my nail and cause the majority of the nail to break off at that line. It doesn't hurt but it looks painful. I wish I knew how to fix it but I think I'm stuck with this damaged nail plate forever.

>>6444833

the traffic stats are legit but not the money. jewtube only gives jewgold for specific kinds of videos and links and that site assumes maximum monetization. it's probably 1/10th what it is says at best

>>6444527

i think he's plateaued, its really easy to drop a noticeable amount of weight quickly when you're huge like that, but it gets harder and harder.

assuming his diet stays the same he's gonna have to start exercising to lose more. Let's see if we can get him to do Couch to 5K, that would be epic
#joeycouch25k

>>6444527
I like to imagine during his diet he would share his meal with his mother back home. But maybe she's sick and doesn't want to eat fast food anymore so he's forced to eat it all by himself, sad and alone in his vehicle hoping to make eye contact with anyone walking nearby in the parking lot for someone to acknowledge him and his pain. Someone to just say "hey man, you look kind of down. Come with me, I'll buy you a drink and you can tell me all your problems. You don't have to go through this alone." Joey needs a friend.

Uh...don't white fingernails indicate some kind of liver/kidney disease? Damn. The dude not only seems depressed but his health is very clearly in a poor state. I'm sure his fans have shown concern, right? He makes me want to eat better, if anything.

>>6445425
This. YouTube isn't AS amazing as people think it is. It's still a decent source of income granted you have the fan base for it, but unless you have millions of subs and views/minutes watched you're not going to be making a ton.

>>6445443
>Joey needs a friend.
Unless someone finds a way to write time off as a charitable donation I don't think he's gonna get one.

One of these days a Broey has to meet him IRL though.

Can somebody tell me who Lady Trayce is?

>>6445554

One of Ken ben-Domik's agent provocateurs

>>6445491
>One of these days a Broey has to meet him IRL though.
I hope so. I mean, he let's people know which locations he's hitting, cross streets and all.

>>6445466
>I'm sure his fans have shown concern, right?
lmao have you seen these threads?
all the "broeys" want him to do is scarf down triple stacker nacho cheeseburgers and make fun of him.

>>6440837
>>6441119
>>6441148
>>6441187
>>6441190
>>6441202
Faggots.

>unless someone finds a way to write time off as a charitable donation I don't think he's gonna get one

Someone already has.

>>6440847

>>6444408
>that close up on his nails
>those little bits of green guacamole lodged in-between his fingernails

Oh wow this grossed me out and I never get grossed out.

>>6443530
Yeah I miss alpha as fuck Joey. Current Joey would be too afraid to make a video like that one now.

>>6440587
>tfw LadyTrayce doxxed Albert Bill and he deleted his account
Sauce?

>>6444408
Why are his fingernails white? Is this a mexican thing?

>>6446925
press a little against your fingernail and it will turn white, same thing at work.

obese people are just fucking fat and their fingers balloon up, but their nails stay the same size, so thus fucked up nails

The time of the /broeys/ has ended. A new king has arisen.

Who's ja/ck/ing it?

>>6446925
It's a vitamin deficiency thing. So yeah, it's a Mexican thing

>>6441187
His eyes are shit-colored.

>>6444408
>dem paper white fingernails

>>6446276
JUST

>>6443684
I've watched this like two dozen times at least and 1:07-1:45 makes me crack up every fucking time

god damn this is the best one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acivo2F_U6g
:55-1:15

Why has no one ever done this in a Joey tribute video before holy shit

>>6447189
Jack-off reporting in

>>6447516
>the fugue of woowoowoowoowoo's

Someone should make a KBD Productions Youtube Poop or something.

>>6446867
>>6447384
>>6444424
just looked it up and white fingernails may be a symptom of diabetes :( I don't want Joey's tour to end so soon

>>6445491
>>6446193
I live near San Jose and am there enough, if I knew where he would be I would have a meal with him. Maybe even get /ck/ to make a nice card for him

>>6447593
>Joey knows he's going to die soon so he starts making shitty videos so no one will be truly hurt by his loss

What a fucking bro.

>>6447599
Some other anon said he knew which track Joey works out at.
He goes there a few times a week and probably on the weekend, that'd probably be the best place to find and accost him.

>>6447527
What side will win the Broey v Jack Offs /ck/ civil war?

>>6447656
No one actually likes Jack, do they? I know some of /ck/ enjoys Joey. I guess they're both entertaining to some degree; Joey eats everything and reviews shit in an enthusiastic manner, Jack cooks everything and fucks it up in a humorous manner.

>>6447676
Joey because aware of his online persona and at first tried to move away from it, then embraced a disingenuine version of it. Whereas Jack has zero self-awareness.

Jack is an obese troll-faced retard

How the fuck does he have a wife and kid while Joey has nothing?

>>6447736
He has the trashiest looking wedding ring I've ever seen

>>6444641

this is fucking hilarious

Updated animation intro:

https://youtu.be/5fbqLrsH6J4

>>6447189
he reminds me of batista from dexter

>>6444408
am i missing something?
isn't the taco the same exact thing as their burrito except not rolled up

>>6447841
>that meany drinking dad
Based Hoey

Seriously great job though, it's like I'm really there

>>6447866
Yes.

Classic Joey at work.

>>6447841
rofl, maggot mom? Is that a reference I'm missing? It's fucking hilarious either way

>>6447841
this shit makes me uncomfortable

>>6448163
lel, I thought the lyrics were originally "faggot mom"

Animation intro update with subtitles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LVGgMvZLs8

>>6448810
Fuck you Ken.

>>6448880
>TOPKEK
thanx for the clickdollars

>>6448810
>eats big mac buns
what a faggot, i'll kick ken in the ass if I ever see him

>>6448893
I can see what the video is without viewing it you fuckwit. Let me sex your daughter please Ken.

>>6448893
>implying you need to click on it to know what it is.
Just hover your mouse over it.

>>6448893
*TOPKEN

is sweet

Daily reminder that Ken drives around advertising his channels in his crappy car with a faggy vanity plate.

>>6448972
and?

>>6448880
are you so fucking delusional you actually think you're adressing Ken rather than some anon troll?
It's time you got a life you fucking waster.

>>6448972
Do they have Amber Alerts in canada?

>>6448995
anon you viperous scamp what are you thinking

>>6447841

Bless your heart

>>6448898

Anyone have pics of her?

>>6447841
why do you look like somebody who has just crawled out of auschwitz in that video?

>>6449098
I'm guessing she's the one in the chair to the right of Ben (front and center) but it's unconfirmed.

>>6449121
Yup that's her.
>tfw walking tax credit

>>6449121

Eh they seem nice, let us reserve our wrath for their Tax-Evading, Coupon-Clutching, Receipt-Wrangling Patriarch: Ken ben-Domik

When will the madness end

>>6449121
Homely ass daughter. Yeah I'm critiquing a teenage girl but her dad is a faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv3Pez8IVZw

never forget

>>6449288
Stop fronting anon

If I were two years younger I'd review the shit out of her

>>6449656
Ken would probably be fine with someone using his daughter as a fuck toy, as long as you went to a hotel and brought him the receipt for the stay as well as condom receipts.

>>6448984
Die in Hell, Ken.

>>6447841
ahahaha
>that ken dad

>>6448984
Fuck off Ken you fat autistic Jew.

P.s ur son is gay and hates u

>>6443611
Especially since so many people told him not to do the "Challenge" but even more told him to do it.

"A-am I famous yet g-guys?"

>>6443684
He sounds like Facebones from Metalocalypse when he says "I'm back"

>>6443530
Looking back at vids like this I don't know why I still watch joey. I suppose I'm a loyal broey for life but you can see how much better he was then

>>6440587
I watched a few of his videos... skimmed them actually.

Is there anything this guy has ever eaten that he didn't like?

This bitch...

Joey has still not banned her after she d0xed a fucking Broey?

>>6451945
he's not very fond of burger king

>>6447736
Son, I am moon

>>6452382
he doesn't like mcdonalds either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCpQJuj4PW0

>>6452389
I just read that his YouTube channel, if monetized correctly is worth upwards of 18k a year.

For a guy who talks in a squeaky voice and who eats fast food on camera. Holy fuck.

>>6452389
>literally rants about mcdonalds for the first 5 minutes fo the video
I also love how he complains about them not having a large enough coke.
This guy is the embodyment of every fat american joke.

>>6452444
It's true, I've heard some people complain about the drinks being small in American McDonalds. Coming from Germany I would say they are enormous and far more than anyone would need in one meal but given the size of most of these people...

>>6452414
Ken's main channel is worth like $150,000 a year ( that's just click money. before his tax write-offs. ) Shit like Game Grumps, and Pewdiepie pull in millions a year. YouTube is a hell of a drug.

I have only recently discovered Joey. What's the rundown? What's his deal? What is all of this drama unfolding around him? I must know.

>>6452499
No way in hell is Ken making 6 figures from Youtube. That is assuming he makes maximum ad revenue on each click which is impossible. He would be lucky to be making over 10k.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E0AaY2Qpy9k


New vid gyang! Looks like Taco Bell fucked our boy over this time.

>>6453247
He's now faking outrage because he knows his fans liked him losing it over Wendys fucking up his order.
This is embarrassing. How can anyone still call themselves a broey when Joey himself has altered his personality so many times to fit in with whatever youtube commentors tell him to do.
Abandon this false idol
Find Ja/ck/
Find Christ

>>6453247

>>6453247
I'm still convinced Joey is just a master troll

Him flashing the nails was clearly a fuck you to the haters.

>>6453328
Not even DAVID FOISTER WALLACE could be as post modernism as him!!!! JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrmOov5LtPA

would YOU IMAGINE IF HE READ THIS MENU IN HIS GAY ASS VOICE!

>>6447841

pleaaase

put the "kfc boneless chicken" in slow motion from that one video, somewhere in your video

>>6453347
But anon, he WAS that. Now he's a watered-down version of his former self. He's lost all sense of self in order to please a broader audience. Add the sinister whisperings of Lady Trayce and you get a man who has essentially turned into a Joey cover band, trying to play the old hits, but the audience knows it isnt the real thing

>>6453247
Joey's serious face is SERIOUS.

If he just applied himself & dropped some more weight he could go into law enforcement, like border patrol or coast guard. He just a hyperactive kid deep down--he just needs a job where he can roam.

>>6447611
Damn, I wonder if he runs at one of the high schools. San Jose is a massive city

>>6453419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnyjePL9mOA
I think the anon said it was at a community center in Campbell

>>6452499
You are literally pulling numbers from your arse. Shut the fuck up.

>>6452499
Yeah, no. Hodge twins make about that or more and they're much, much larger than ken in a massive way.

>>6453247
Daily reminder that Ken Audit constantly advertises his page on Joeys videos.

Which is what Ken gets angry about and bans other Youtubers who do that.

BAN KEN JOEY!!!

>>6453688
seriously, what a fucking hypocrite.

>>6453247
Joeys genuinely looking healthier. All he needs to do is keep it up but bring back funjoey and not sadjoey.

>>6447189
literally who: the who

I really want a Monkey Style burger right now

>tfw a britbong
Fml

>>6448893
That is not how it works you sperg.

Best Joey tribute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZML5yyKRP4M

>>6454476
Newfag

>>6454476
why would you link an old video when there's an updated one on that very same channel

sorry autists can't be broeys or hoeys

We need to send Joey another card. When's his birthday?

Thank the gods! He's safe.

>we will never see Joey go monkey style on Giada
Feels bad man

>>6454476
There's a newer one than that anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuRXPHdMrFc

>>6451798
Seriously, Joey is the definition of bland. Even Ken is noteworthy for his cringe worthiness and criminal endeavors.

Shit, Joey is barely on this guy's level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdqWgjqU6AA

>>6454751
How and why do people find this creature attractive.

>>6454751

i go monkey wrench on her

Who /jacked/ broey here?

>>6454770
All Ken shenanigans aside that burger looks really good.
>tfw no A&W near me

>>6454786
the tits and skin tone do it for me, but yeah she aint much to look at

>>6454770

>>6454803
Recent convert to /jackism/ reporting though I still remain a broey. The militant fedora tipping atheist mod keeps deleting Jack threads.
We shall overcome fellow ja/ck/offs.

Ken just said "fuck broeys" on joey's recent vid

>>6455038
Literally making shit up.
This is why nobody likes broeys.

>>6455038
Did he really? I wouldn't be surprised. I got drunk and left a couple of comments on Ken's post and screencapped them because I knew Ken would make Joey delete them. This morning they were gone. Fuck Ken!

>>6455126

>>6455133
>>6455126
rcluvsbeer is truly doing the most, what a hero

Honestly though, if we could get Ken to deny the tax evasion allegations in a video, that'd probably be better than the nacho cheese challenge.

>>6455176
Anyone got the true story as to what happened to Albert Bill?

>>6454780
>Joey
>"Bland"
>Linking your own channel which is a lower budget Ken

>>6455186
Joey is bland, stop lying to yourself.

And I linked that guy as an example of everything that is wrong with food reviewing, I even insulted him before I linked.

I know Broeys are prone to conspiracy theory but goddamn.

>>6455176
If Ken is truly innocent of any tax crimes he wouldn't be so obsessed with having stuff like that pulled from public eye quickly. He has said that all of his tax write offs go back to the food bank but we all know that's bullshit. The motherfucker buys $200 pairs of shorts to ride a bicycle indoors while taking selfies with a selfie stick.

>>6455186
>HEUY HEUYY BLARHEUGHHH HEYYYHH HEUYHH

>>6455204
Ken would you fuck off. Your son is gay and your wife is fucking your neighbour whilst you visit other states. Kill yourself.

>>6454751
>>6454801

I'd absolutely wreck her ship, m80.

>>6455185

I dont know if L.T. doxxed him, but joey could have banned him. He was the most outspoken against LT and Ken, and joey apparently loves both of them.

>>6454868
Spring tends to get some part of me a bit more in the mood, in some weird disjointed way, and honestly, she's more than just uninteresting, she's directly unappealing.

Body language is annoying and a major red flag. Mouth is huge, teeth overly straight and unnaturally white, hair is uninteresting, breasts aren't really that nicely shaped, appearance overall is manicured and glossed over down to the most minute detail... what am I supposed to find interesting? It's all noise and no signal. Worst of all, it's possible she could be attractive if there was much of anything "her" to look at it.

I feel like a dick and don't usually break people down like that, and certainly don't enjoy it, but it catches my curiosity when people are actually into this. I'm driven to know what drives them, how they work, and what influenced them. I'm inclined towards a working hypothesis of garbage TV and lives that were heavily media oriented. Maybe they see and experience something I cannot, and are simply like this. I don't know, but I want to know.

JOEY JOEY JOEY JOEY WOOOOOWOOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOO

KEN IS A CUNT

Joey needs to ban Ken off everything, if you can. Look at his shameless advertising once again on the burritozilla.

>>6456552
How is this "advertising"?
He is just commenting.

>>6456576
Fuck off Ken. Don't you have some race dodging to do you bald cunt.

>>6456583
tax*

>>6456576
gtfo kenauditfag

Has Joey lost it?

>>6456605

man joey does joey. he gets a lot of mean comments and they probably hurt his feelings so he changes his performance to make them go away. personally, i think the super anti-ken comments on joey's videos are not helpful because he still likes ken, and joey can probably realize that the broeys are the ones making the anti-ken comments. from joey's point of view, who would he trust more? some people from a thread where "#killjoey" is frequently posted, or a fast food reviewer with a significant amount of subscribers who he has personally met? i don't think joey will ever "lose" it cause he can't change his personality in a day, week, or even year, but if you want him to be the same old joey, we should probably be supportive and not attacking people in the comments. i do think ken sucks but it would also probably be very hard to change joey's opinion of him through short, mean comments. the ladytrayce thing is weird though cause srsly how and why did she even doxx albert bill, it makes me think the theories are true that she's some anti-broey from /ck/. oh well, just support joey, get an ugly joey bumper sticker to put on your rear view mirrors and seat belts. also i am drunk.

>>6456624
wooowoowooowoowoowoo

>>6440587
he really sounds like chef john from foodwishes in a weird dr jkly kinda way.

>>6455126
>>6455133
kek

>>6455133
>just for me and just for me
bravo lol

You people are all really fuckin weird. Or more likely there are half a dozen hardcore weirdos. Whatever. This is ridiculous. The thought of an actual man who is joey watching that tribute video when the flute drops boggles my mind. What strangeness has he born.

>>6455126

You. You are a top shelf fuckin weirdo.

>>6455447
>"Hey Ben, what does your dad do for a career?"
>"W-well he's a video p-producer and reviews fast food items in his car."
>"BAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT"

>>6447533
That's probably what Joey hears in his head while attempting food challenges.

>>6457102

>>6457066
And you. You are a bald four eyed tax dodging despised by family and gay son useless jobsworth autistic cunt, Ken.

>>6442064
LOL

>joey will never fuck you

Why live?

>>6457616
It's ok Giada, calm down. All you have to do is ask him. I know you're upset from the divorce but someday Joey will give you the D and fill you up with his special sauce.

>>6457102
Ben probably gets beat up a lot and Ken writes off the hospital bills on his taxes because the reason he got his ass kicked was he was advertising Ken's channel. Kek

>>6447983
Where is this pic from lol is it Joey? Why does he look so fucked up

>>6457820
Ben is pretty aesthetic, no homo.

>>6457988
Are you for fucking real

>>6440587
Hey Broeys, what ya think of Ja/ck/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIxroQCpwPA

>>6458031
I'm a Broey and new Ja/ck/ov. Is that what they call themselves? I've seen different names.

>>6457988
>>6458028
Ben looks like a typical awkward teen faggot right now but I can tell by his facial features that puberty will treat him well in looks dept.

>>6458031
Jack fucking sucks. Stop it with this shit already. /joey/ Is all about our (sometimes fallen) hero we root for him through thick and thin. The tales of Joey are full of hope, laughter, creative content, heroes and villains. Jack is just a bad cook with no lore. Joey is love. Joey is life.

>>6452389

where does joey live?

I just moved to Boston and noticed he has red sox hat on.

>>6457065
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.mpeg

>>6458273
San Jose

Hello fellow Bostonian Broey

>>6458273
could be anywhere in new england m9. he doesn't really even have a boston accent

He is slowly killing himself to please others.

>>6458295

Hello sir,

I specifically moved to North Cambridge I like it so far.

Animecoolguy I know you lurk here you faggot, stop it, you already said you've sided with reviewbrah.

>>6458378
damn dude i said it was like the age old class vs swag debate and that i like both

there havent been a lot of reviewbrah threads lately so i've been a little more into joey

who r u

>>6458320
how is that different than say a boxer or a navy seals?

>>6458472
He doesn't get paid much for it. Far under minimum wage if it were a real job (which it is not). At least SEALs and boxers get paid. Boxers also just like to beat the shit out of people because they're violent dickheads.

Yee new vid gang!!!!

https://youtu.be/sHpCu-BOuGY

I want to see Joey do a Surströmming challenge

>>6458598
Joey tarantula jerky challenge when?

>>6458598
Proud broey but this is a blatant shill video. He doesn't even seem to enjoy the jerky and awkwardly tries to say nice things about it. But then I probably would too for free jerky.

>>6458623
Yeah he didn't seem very into it in terms of energy levels. Maybe just tired? Maybe losing it?

>>6458039
There hasn't been a consensus yet on the Jack fandom's name, though I like the fact there are 4 or 5 different labels

>>6458673
Stop talking about that loser Jack in the Joey thread please. ITT we only discuss Joey and the Kenemies.

I actually work for Revenue Canada main office. Should I tip off some higher-ups about Ken's activities?

>>6458782
>>6458782
Holy shit, yes. He is a fucking fraud

>>6458782

How illegal is what he's doing? I assume taking donated money, spending it, then writing it off on your taxes is some sort of fraud since he never earned the money in the first place?

>>6458976
He would probably ok if he wasn't double dipping, but Ken is a dirtbag and like I've said before, he writes whatever amount of money people send him as income. He then buys a bunch of fast food with the same money and writes that off as a "business expense" because his "business" is eating food in his car. He then takes whatever money is left over and donates it to the local food bank and writes that off as a "charitable donation". So say some retarded fan of his sends him $50, Ken would turn that around into a $100 tax write off for himself. His fans are getting fucked over. That's not even mentioning the extra dirty shit he does and gets away with. #AuditKenDomik

>>6459084

He should definitely be reported, then. That's really scummy.

>>6459084

What's the other dirty shit? You have the power, bring this fucker to justice.

>>6440587
Why is /ck/ obsessed with this guy? He's not interesting or entertaining in any way. I guess because muh board culture. But this is boring

>>6459265
He used to be the best food reviewer on the planet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1_1rPq2LA

And now we're just sorta following and enjoying his downward spiral.

>>6458598
This is like one of the worst things he's ever done

GET IT TOGETHER JOE

>>6459084
How do you know he does this though? Is there proof?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXap8-ZW7TQ

4:43-4:58

talks about how he needs the receipt to "write it off" "this is a business, man"

ken sure is a shitbutt. also always a joy to see this ghoul in the comments of every food reviewer.

i hope he gets a syndrome that makes him walk like tommy pickles then steps on 2 legos with both of his newly fucked legs.

>>6460002
>i hope he gets a syndrome that makes him walk like tommy pickles then steps on 2 legos with both of his newly fucked legs.

>>6460002
HOW DID YOU WATCH THAT FAR *SMACK SMACK BLAH BLAH SMACK* KILL YOURSELF FUCKER

I'm a broey for life but..

>sell out shill

>>6460194
Oops wrong pic

>>6460194
Wrong pic..

>SELLOUT

Literally doing this staring into the camera eating

>>6459829
He literally says and shows it in his videos ya pleb

>>6460002
KEK

can we start trading rare joeys

>>6459084
Most businesses that run charities do this. I know if one food truck that donates all the tips from on day a week to charity, gets tax deduction. it's a very common practice.

>>6459751
I'm a britbong and those fries look fucking delish. I want a Monkey Style burger.

>>6460205
It makes me sad to see him struggle for the reasons why it's a 10/10 all because they mailed him free samples. Joey, pls stop. You don't owe these companies anything. They're not paying you.

>>6460225
He does it for self gain and profit you fuckinh twat. He's a bald autistic for eyed shit bag.

>>6460228

>>6460225
Ken's money grubbing has gone too far he e-begs on kickstarter and lets his fans know he is also e-begging on indiegogo. Pic related.

>>6460251
kek what a cunt

1 am Hunger LOL!!!!

>>6458598
who here ordered them some jerkey?

>>6460666
Why didn't you get the scorpion or tarantula?

I asked Joey what the next thing he's going to cook is and he said he hasn't decided yet.

Let's get some suggestions in here as to what we think he should gyang!

>>6461378
Lazy Man's Burrito

>>6461596
The what?

>>6461596
>>6461596
i get the refrence