/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i nip down to me old mum's. mum is always ready to fill a hungry tummy, and i'm always ready to tuck in.

>>6445011
oh come on ya wankers. i know ya git tired of curry pea pudding and irish lamb wellignton stew.

>>6445011
I love the Brits, I really do but my fuckin' sides

>>6445011
Get ya mum down the apples and pears to the lorry an get sum chip butteys 'cause it's not like yer 'avin a fuckin wank like you got mug written on yer forehead. Don't 'ave a turkish m8 It costs very few bees.

>>6445011
oirite m8 i pop down me mams for din din the old bird cooks a laavely fish supper

>>6445087
tea time innit

>>6445011
Faggots and Peas!
Chips and Teas!
Roma Gypsies!

ITT britcucks btfo

Enjoy your donor kebab.

>>6445066

Are you tryin' to mug me off you skeevy wanker? No way am i burnin' a quid to stuff that laugh in me chevy chase. Not even good enough to wipe me bollocks.

I'm a big wanker.

u avin a laf m8? pop daan to ya ol mams an git fed up loik a piggy

i lav me ol mam i do

>>6445686
>donor kebab
Donner kebab you ignorant fuck.

>>6445711

wots dis m8? I dont get it.

>>6445732

Yank meat and two veg

>go to americaland first time
>everything is great
>even cheap shit is good

Food here just doesn't cut it, why is everything so tasty over there?

>>6445732

>>6445743
It's the Jews. They want people to be fat and sick so they make all the food cheap and unhealthy.

>>6445760
always with the jews.

>>6445700
You pullin ma pissah ya plum? buttys are good innit. You my son deserve a dry slap

>>6445686
You should have said
> Enjoy your sweaty donnor kebab in your asshole, britcuck

Oi bruv

>>6445706
What sauces go on what?

>>6445770
Battered black pudding! Awwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeesoooooommmmmmemeeeeee.

>>6445706 #
This is delicious, if you disagree you're a cuck.

>>6448541
That's just irresponsible. Funny imagining a family of four from Bolton walking around Detroit though.

>>6448321
they're not all there for the breakfast lad. cafes just leave the whole set on the table all day. really you'd only put ketchup or brown sauce on a full english. although i'm personally of the opinion that doing either when baked beans are on the plate is just wrong.

>>6445711
weird. we never had this in england

>>6448638

>>6445751
That looks fucking revolting.

>>6448321
>What sauces go on what?

Stop over-thinking it.

Personally I'd have brown sauce for the sausages & bacon, and maybe ketchup for stuff like the hash browns if I'm in the mood but usually don't bother; the beans add a tomato sauce anyway.

>>6445066
ketchup has no place on a chip butty, just let the malt vinegar seep into the bread and moisten it.

>>6449535
Brown sauce on everything!

>>6448483
that niggas got eye cancer

>>6449514

too much batter on the fish, chips too soggy. I love nice thick chips, but those aren't good looking.

>>6445011
I pop open the cupboard, grab some jellie babies and jammie dodgers, turn on the tele and watch Doctor Who.

Out me way, normal-size fookin shitcunts

>>6445680
I see NO British people in this photograph.

NONE!

>>6445706
Why is there a little bar of soap on your sliced bread?

>>6451939
This is a 7/10 in Britbongland.